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what are ur favorite small xo running gags

my personal 2: - doodikoff is [X] years old 🥳 (where X...
Fragrant Psychic
  08/07/25
accusing any poaster who claims to be a woman as doobs
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the only recurring jokes that still work on me is "what...
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"but where would i get a million dollars?!" in hyp...
Carmine theater
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yeah i like that one. hypo threads have some hilarious and i...
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i like the really well done "could you X in X years&quo...
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Laughsome Startled Scourge Upon The Earth
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lmao those are 180 those are some of the only ones here whe...
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the best ones involve some sort of probability which really ...
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Anyone could get a rebound on effort alone. Plenty of plays ...
massive arousing step-uncle's house
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cr all of these are actually very achievable for instance in...
Carmine theater
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Well I think it's very unlikely you'd make contact against M...
massive arousing step-uncle's house
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yeah but bro 100 is a really big number just like how out of...
Carmine theater
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You definitely could get a defensive rebound sometimes the o...
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good point considering they'd surely play that way against a...
Carmine theater
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I mean so you don't get hit at all for 5 seconds and you jus...
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FLW rushes in immediately to talk about how he just beat 3 N...
massive arousing step-uncle's house
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the "actually i was invested in it the whole time and s...
Carmine theater
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MARCO RUBIO TOYOTA WILL NEVER DIE
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COME ON DOWN!
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"Which dad?" is still a banger
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Sealclubber existing and posting words and phrases
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I think VoteRepublicantp is the current POTUS of that catego...
Fragrant Psychic
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he has a very unique style that is mesmerizing durr d...
Carmine theater
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George20, an obscure poaster from 20 years ago, growing angr...
jade reading party people who are hurt
  08/12/25
threads about him, lisa rowe, peterman, doobs... they are al...
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We'll bump them until we're dead, friend. And when we're dea...
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cr petermanthreaders are still doing yeoman's work
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when its well positioned and hasnt been seen in a while, its...
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jjc's brady email never gets old to me
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all of those are gems. the one where he has to take a sick d...
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There was that one thread where someone turned it into the L...
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we'll see what unfolds
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Laughsome Startled Scourge Upon The Earth
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I say this irl fairly frequently
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The whole collection is evergreen
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just jump
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peak experience
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it was insane when it actually worked on that Air India flig...
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very Anthony Bourdain-ish
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doobs being the POTUS of his school's SCOTUS.
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everyone here being not flame mentally ill haha
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clothmos being fags
floppy famous landscape painting space
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that's not a "gag", hth
heady karate
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Wow, I didn’t know that. You’re telling me for t...
floppy famous landscape painting space
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i dont know why, but breifcase full of duck sauce always mak...
Drunken thriller shitlib crackhouse
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this thread smells like duck sauce does as well
Laughsome Startled Scourge Upon The Earth
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Peterman's hairline
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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Fragrant Psychic

my personal 2:

- doodikoff is [X] years old 🥳 (where X is some number that increases by 2 each year)

- spelling boom as BOM. just feels right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49165401)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Diverse garnet indian lodge

accusing any poaster who claims to be a woman as doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49165410)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Fragrant Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49165417)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Carmine theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49178974)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:29 PM
Author: curious really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49178996)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Laughsome Startled Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179004)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Drunken thriller shitlib crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179152)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: heady karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49180985)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: cerise contagious degenerate

MPA being intelligent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49165420)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: high-end underhanded corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49165425)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Slap-happy vibrant gas station

Po boys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49165509)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: self-centered personal credit line black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49181821)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Fragrant Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49178963)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Overrated marketing idea

the only recurring jokes that still work on me is "whats his name" and "who just joined" - everything else gets tedious and frankly abused. like the rubio thing was 180 but dbg ran it into the ground.

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all of the threads of "replace one word in this movie title" are sps because there is always one dork ruining it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49178972)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Carmine theater

"but where would i get a million dollars?!" in hypo threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49178976)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Overrated marketing idea

yeah i like that one. hypo threads have some hilarious and inventive answers tbh. i always read those.

I am a huge fan of the "white girl does x with an asian man. why?" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49178984)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Carmine theater

i like the really well done "could you X in X years" poasts that bait a bunch of paunchy middle aged lolwyers into passionately claiming that they could through a 90mph fastball or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49178987)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: Laughsome Startled Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179005)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: Overrated marketing idea

lmao those are 180

those are some of the only ones here where i am like "are you people serious? you sound serious"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179008)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Carmine theater

the best ones involve some sort of probability which really scrambles the brain over overconfident wordcels.

"given 100 at bats could you get on base in the mlb?"

"if you had 5 seconds to throw could you complete a 10 year pass if you played QB the entire game?"

"could you get a rebound on 100 attempts in the nba?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179038)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: massive arousing step-uncle's house

Anyone could get a rebound on effort alone. Plenty of plays where everyone is just standing around. You could also win this hypo by luck by standing somewhere random on the court and getting lucky when the ball bounces to you exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179066)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Carmine theater

cr all of these are actually very achievable for instance in in 100 mlb pitches anyone would make contact and it's just a matter of odds if the ball goes right or if a player makes an error 100 is certainly a large enough number that i could do it in fact i'm sure i could

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179086)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: massive arousing step-uncle's house

Well I think it's very unlikely you'd make contact against MLB pitching. And you'd probably have to build up some arm strength to hit it hard enough to go into the infield.

But in basketball there's inevitably at least one play where the ball ricochets right to a guy by luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179103)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Carmine theater

yeah but bro 100 is a really big number just like how out of a 100 tries i could def get at least *ONE* rebound in the nba

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179108)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: massive arousing step-uncle's house

You definitely could get a defensive rebound sometimes the offense just clears out on their own and goes back to the other side. If you said offensive rebound that would be a lot more unlikely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179113)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Carmine theater

good point considering they'd surely play that way against a paunchy middle aged lawyer gassed in the first quarter. come to think of it, if i started as qb and had a whole five seconds i could 100% throw a measly 10 yard pass too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179117)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: massive arousing step-uncle's house

I mean so you don't get hit at all for 5 seconds and you just have to dump it off to a guy who could potentially run 10 yards or does the ball have to sail ten yards? It's still doable and probably most wouldn't but a few athletic guys could.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179168)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: massive arousing step-uncle's house

FLW rushes in immediately to talk about how he just beat 3 Navy SEALs in a swim race, then makes a bunch of threads about how some prole he knows ODd and died, casually drops he's a crypto millionaire despite ten years of saying it was a stupid investment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179054)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Carmine theater

the "actually i was invested in it the whole time and sold at the top" claim caused me to question reality in the way fulano described. maybe *i'm* the mark and his whole zero L shtick is subtle flame!

but nope lol. amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179069)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Laughsome Startled Scourge Upon The Earth

MARCO RUBIO TOYOTA WILL NEVER DIE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179011)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:44 AM
Author: heady karate

COME ON DOWN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49180997)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Laughsome Startled Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49181320)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Abusive heaven nibblets

"Which dad?" is still a banger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179156)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Laughsome Startled Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49180184)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Ungodly talented temple newt



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Lascivious Frozen Gaming Laptop Sneaky Criminal

Sealclubber existing and posting words and phrases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49178986)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Fragrant Psychic

I think VoteRepublicantp is the current POTUS of that category

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49178989)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:25 PM
Author: Carmine theater

he has a very unique style that is

mesmerizing

durr durr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49178990)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: jade reading party people who are hurt

George20, an obscure poaster from 20 years ago, growing angry after learning that an innocuous phrase was not, in fact, a thiny veiled homosexual inuendo.

I started poasting in like 2010 and I think he predated me. Never saw the guy poast. Still, this gag lives on. He's probably 50 years old with a wife and grown kids and hasn't thought about XO since Obama's first term, but we think about him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49178992)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Overrated marketing idea

threads about him, lisa rowe, peterman, doobs... they are all kind of not worth bumping if the person isnt here anymore. sad to consider. so many great threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179017)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: jade reading party people who are hurt

We'll bump them until we're dead, friend. And when we're dead, the next generation will bump them. The sun will never set on our bumps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179034)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: massive arousing step-uncle's house



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Fragrant Psychic

cr petermanthreaders are still doing yeoman's work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179107)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Ruby library

He was posting here when I signed up in 2015 I think as a pumo but had a very recognizable style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179073)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: floppy famous landscape painting space

questioning any poster you don’t like’s ability to process lactose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179010)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Laughsome Startled Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179014)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: jade reading party people who are hurt

Related: petitioning that any poaster with whom you disagree should repatriate to China, Israel, or India.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179044)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Laughsome Startled Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: floppy famous landscape painting space

cr and I feel, perhaps without justification, that I started that or at least helped make it mainstream on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179142)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Drunken thriller shitlib crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179165)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: territorial dog poop macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179929)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: self-centered personal credit line black woman

cf. smells like duck sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49181784)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Submissive Hairraiser Cruise Ship

it's very small and simple, but thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179047)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Drunken thriller shitlib crackhouse

when its well positioned and hasnt been seen in a while, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179172)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Excitant national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49182007)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Ungodly talented temple newt

jjc's brady email never gets old to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179056)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: copper cracking trailer park

know if you need any help on mba essays. Best of luck, brah."

"Anonymous"

Harvard Business School

Class of 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179071)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Ruby library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179222)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Overrated marketing idea

all of those are gems. the one where he has to take a sick day because he got nowagd lives in my mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179075)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Twinkling french chef

There was that one thread where someone turned it into the Lord's Prayer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179114)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Carmine theater

we'll see what unfolds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179150)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Laughsome Startled Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49180187)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Laughsome Startled Scourge Upon The Earth

I say this irl fairly frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49180189)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: copper cracking trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49181271)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Fragrant Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49181315)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: heady karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49180986)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: stimulating state incel

The whole collection is evergreen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49181309)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: idiotic impressive double fault

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179058)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Ungodly talented temple newt

peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179062)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: massive arousing step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179080)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: idiotic impressive double fault

That thread with the dad who jumped off a cruise ship to save his dotter who fell had a 190 reply chain in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179097)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: floppy famous landscape painting space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49181993)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: jade reading party people who are hurt

it was insane when it actually worked on that Air India flight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179104)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Drunken thriller shitlib crackhouse

very Anthony Bourdain-ish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179179)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: jade reading party people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179819)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Laughsome Startled Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179931)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: floppy famous landscape painting space

this was like being a Trumpmo in 2015… board was just ahead of the curve

wait till dinoskepticism goes mainstream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179147)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Ruby library

Calling foreign leaders the POTUS of their country is a good bit every time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179068)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: massive arousing step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179081)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: jade reading party people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179098)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Twinkling french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179115)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: floppy famous landscape painting space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179148)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Carmine theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179157)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Flirting laser beams rigpig

doobs being the POTUS of his school's SCOTUS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49180200)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Bull Headed Tanning Salon

wtf else would you call a head of state?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49182016)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: idiotic impressive double fault

120 how gujurati invariably created a subthread ganges ITT full of usual sophomoric garbage "insights"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179072)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Ruby library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179076)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: pink weed whacker foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49180550)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Ungodly talented temple newt

evan's fake news links

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179094)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: lilac shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179241)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Ruddy Resort Kitty Cat

i dunno if it counts but foreigners completely misunderstanding "prole" and getting called out for it always cracks me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179130)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Amber spot affirmative action

everyone here being not flame mentally ill haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179153)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: floppy famous landscape painting space

clothmos being fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179173)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:38 AM
Author: heady karate

that's not a "gag", hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49180987)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:41 AM
Author: floppy famous landscape painting space

Wow, I didn’t know that. You’re telling me for the first time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49180991)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Drunken thriller shitlib crackhouse

i dont know why, but breifcase full of duck sauce always makes me lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179186)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Laughsome Startled Scourge Upon The Earth

this thread smells like duck sauce does as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49180192)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Lake stirring ladyboy piazza

Tipping 10% or less on engagement ring sales. If at least one poster tried this and got screed by a vengeful salesmen it would be worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179196)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Chest-beating Telephone Selfie

gakk-fueled bumping sprees that last for days and make the bort completely unreadable

obsessing over the irl of poasters and letting it consume your every waking moment

I'm gay/I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179287)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Bateful set voyeur

Replying "tp" to great lines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179799)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: floppy famous landscape painting space

Replying "tp" to great lines tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179917)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: mint adventurous wagecucks prole

Replying "tp" to great lines tp tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49180190)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:40 AM
Author: floppy famous landscape painting space

🤯🤯🤯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49180950)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Excitant national

I like that this has been independently discovered elsewhere by adding "groyper" to great turns of phrase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49182003)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: lilac shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49179886)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Sickened organic girlfriend chapel

assassination vs. assassination to death vs. being mortally slain in a fatal assassination

the endless parade of superstar rappers being assassinated to death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49180226)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Aromatic bearded ticket booth toaster

the”eggs mcmuffin” joke format. it’s one of the few xoisms that i regularly use with my wife because it gets an lol every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49180289)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: massive arousing step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49180310)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Twinkling french chef

"Oh, Harold!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49180469)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: Laughsome Startled Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49181467)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:41 AM
Author: floppy famous landscape painting space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49180951)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: Dark cowardly fanboi

I say "pick up some Millers Lite for the lake" joke to my friends all the time and they love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49181834)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: Pea-brained messiness

whatever happened to "I'm a refrigerator, I am very cold. Whoosh."

also, lol @ your life, no frog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49180342)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Laughsome Startled Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49181468)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: cerise contagious degenerate

nigger faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49181472)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Supple adulterous elastic band location

Costco’s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49180511)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Twinkling french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49195969)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 5:11 AM
Author: Passionate Mewling Love Of Her Life

When there's a 100+ post thread about someone dying horrifically in public, and then a poster asks if they're ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49180958)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:17 AM
Author: copper cracking trailer park

Chicago vs. NYC. Prestigious luxe condos, Lake Michigan yacht parties, Gold Coast, the underground, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49180977)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:19 AM
Author: Flirting laser beams rigpig

phoenix and las vegas as jewels of the midwest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49180978)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:31 AM
Author: jade reading party people who are hurt

Adding "mo" as a suffix to any word to indicate that the person is a fan/expert/purveyor of that thing.

Trumpmo

Lawmo

Fishingmo

Etc.

I use this with my wife IRL and now she says it too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49180983)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Indigo Faggotry Pervert

I hate that shit, one of the gayest things to come out of this place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49181262)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: cerise contagious degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49181267)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: copper cracking trailer park

stfu fagmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49181269)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:39 PM
Author: jade reading party people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49182329)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Fragrant Psychic

(maf quotemo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49181316)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: floppy famous landscape painting space

says the pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49181768)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:38 AM
Author: heady karate

Peterman's hairline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49180988)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: copper cracking trailer park

Imagine the smell. sewer skunks / brunchfarters and talking about the disgusting nature of professional white women gastrointestinal processes in general, particularly jewish pear shaped women wearing suitskirts who work at law firms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49181258)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: copper cracking trailer park

BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49181259)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: copper cracking trailer park

butthold vs. butthole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49181273)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: self-centered personal credit line black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49181780)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: copper cracking trailer park

there is nuance involved in the distinction tbf. butthole is specifically just the hole in your butt. Butthold includes the larger surrounding area within the buttcheeks but outside the actual butthole (i.e. - Box's brown areas). it's like a stonghold, except it's a butthold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49181893)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: self-centered personal credit line black woman

I think we can agree that the butthold must be groundered, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49181905)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: floppy famous landscape painting space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49181980)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: copper cracking trailer park

yes, but the groundering of said butthold encompasses the larger butthold region vs. just the butthole itself. regardless will smell like burrito shit unless an attempt to mask it with some sort of low end fruity spray is applied

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49181997)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: copper cracking trailer park

grow a beard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49181276)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Laughsome Startled Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49181321)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: stimulating state incel

Earl MAF at Luis's Volt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49181308)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: copper cracking trailer park

Peak heterosexual behavior being fully nude male bodybuilding competition that involves male on male sexual exercises as part of the training ritual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49181429)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: cerise contagious degenerate

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49181463)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: floppy famous landscape painting space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49181772)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Peach Dilemma Genital Piercing

baiting julia tp to poast a lingerie pic by calling her hot or ugly in a thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2).#49181778)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Exciting Charcoal Station Round Eye

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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Fragrant Psychic

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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac roommate sex offender

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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:40 PM
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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: seedy police squad senate

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