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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
Massive embarrassed to the bone location
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Pungent lodge
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
Massive embarrassed to the bone location
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Pungent lodge
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
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Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
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She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
Massive embarrassed to the bone location
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
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6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
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Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
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i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
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She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
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She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
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what is a butt plug
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Ask her how she knew what they were.
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She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
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DESCRIBE how you confronted her
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I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
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What did she say back?
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She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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No. My dad did once.
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Massive embarrassed to the bone location

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Pungent lodge

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Massive embarrassed to the bone location

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Pungent lodge

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Massive embarrassed to the bone location

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Pungent lodge

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Massive embarrassed to the bone location

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Pungent lodge

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Massive embarrassed to the bone location

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Pungent lodge

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Massive embarrassed to the bone location

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: passionate charcoal prole orchestra pit

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Massive embarrassed to the bone location

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: passionate charcoal prole orchestra pit

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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: 180 community account

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: odious milk cuck

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: honey-headed son of senegal lay

(millenial problems)

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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: ocher aromatic stage

Holy shit not flame?

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Massive embarrassed to the bone location

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: appetizing station quadroon

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Massive embarrassed to the bone location

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: blue spectacular point stain

what is a butt plug

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: brindle bossy turdskin

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Massive embarrassed to the bone location

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: brindle bossy turdskin

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Massive embarrassed to the bone location

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: brindle bossy turdskin

180

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Pungent lodge

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Massive embarrassed to the bone location

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Pungent lodge

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Massive embarrassed to the bone location

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Pungent lodge

EXPLAIN

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Massive embarrassed to the bone location

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Pungent lodge

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: maize hideous nursing home travel guidebook

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Adventurous purple nowag

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: brindle bossy turdskin

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Massive embarrassed to the bone location

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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Massive embarrassed to the bone location

She’s watching the grandkids now.

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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: curious temple

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Author: Massive embarrassed to the bone location

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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: beady-eyed filthpig water buffalo

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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Massive embarrassed to the bone location

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: curious temple

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Author: Massive embarrassed to the bone location

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Massive embarrassed to the bone location

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
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ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Massive embarrassed to the bone location

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Lilac Fragrant Casino

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Massive embarrassed to the bone location

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Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Lilac Fragrant Casino

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Author: chrome friendly grandma pisswyrm

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Lilac Fragrant Casino

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Lilac Fragrant Casino

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Massive embarrassed to the bone location

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Lilac Fragrant Casino

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: chrome friendly grandma pisswyrm

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Massive embarrassed to the bone location

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: puce haunting garrison

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Diverse Senate

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Massive embarrassed to the bone location

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Lilac Fragrant Casino

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Massive embarrassed to the bone location

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Lilac Fragrant Casino

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Massive embarrassed to the bone location

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Massive embarrassed to the bone location

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Massive embarrassed to the bone location

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: violent wrinkle hospital

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

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