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SP here! I am at bar at Great Wolf Lodge.

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a...
heady chapel preventive strike
  04/09/24
People's exhibit A: "Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM ...
stirring theater stage
  04/09/24
Sounds like some Epstein shit
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  04/09/24
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  08/30/24
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Cordovan aromatic faggotry stead
  02/11/25
*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*
boyish indian lodge
  02/11/25
Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?
lilac crackhouse
  04/09/24
I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but i...
heady chapel preventive strike
  04/09/24
Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?
lilac crackhouse
  04/09/24
No school tomorrow Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.
heady chapel preventive strike
  04/09/24
Stop lying.
lilac crackhouse
  04/09/24
I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They ...
heady chapel preventive strike
  04/09/24
Even if that is true you should still be working at your law...
lilac crackhouse
  04/09/24
Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving t...
heady chapel preventive strike
  04/09/24
I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacation...
lilac crackhouse
  04/09/24
I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn&rs...
heady chapel preventive strike
  04/09/24
Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this...
Razzle-dazzle self-centered trust fund church building
  04/09/24
Pedophile
heady chapel preventive strike
  04/09/24
Face time little nigga 👏
lilac crackhouse
  04/09/24
spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having t...
Cheese-eating Anal Stage Tattoo
  04/10/24
I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids ...
Cyan newt death wish
  04/09/24
Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.
exhilarant hateful gas station
  04/09/24
i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report car...
Cyan newt death wish
  04/10/24
Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room....
heady chapel preventive strike
  04/09/24
To be fair, Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflata...
Vigorous theater
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razzle school
  04/09/24
It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house...
heady chapel preventive strike
  04/09/24
To be fair, Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep ...
Vigorous theater
  04/09/24
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Swollen milky dysfunction keepsake machete
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  04/11/24
Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?
180 mewling striped hyena multi-billionaire
  04/09/24
Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get ...
heady chapel preventive strike
  04/09/24
I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'...
180 mewling striped hyena multi-billionaire
  04/09/24
See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.
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Supple lodge
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adventurous mad cow disease church
  04/09/24
To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bear...
Swollen milky dysfunction keepsake machete
  04/09/24
Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife ...
heady chapel preventive strike
  04/09/24
They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to...
heady chapel preventive strike
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you ...
Vigorous theater
  04/09/24
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green contagious address
  04/09/24
How’s the spaghetti
Razzle-dazzle self-centered trust fund church building
  04/09/24
? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my h...
heady chapel preventive strike
  04/09/24
The bar spaghetti
Razzle-dazzle self-centered trust fund church building
  04/09/24
Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.
heady chapel preventive strike
  04/09/24
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Razzle-dazzle self-centered trust fund church building
  04/09/24
Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids ...
heady chapel preventive strike
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.....
Vigorous theater
  04/09/24
Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties d...
heady chapel preventive strike
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heady chapel preventive strike
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Beast mode thread Let the haters seethe
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  02/19/25
Please don't molest any of those kids
Dun Son Of Senegal Ape
  04/09/24
You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of...
heady chapel preventive strike
  04/09/24
It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you ...
Dun Son Of Senegal Ape
  04/09/24
…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of ...
heady chapel preventive strike
  04/09/24
Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbag...
Dun Son Of Senegal Ape
  04/09/24
You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that&rsq...
heady chapel preventive strike
  04/09/24
I suggested you don't commit a crime. You falsely accused...
Dun Son Of Senegal Ape
  04/09/24
It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so s...
Cyan newt death wish
  04/09/24
TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a cr...
red bateful market international law enforcement agency
  04/10/24
lol why do you think he's there?
stirring theater stage
  04/09/24
Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel...
heady chapel preventive strike
  04/09/24
So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have p...
Infuriating Charismatic Home
  04/09/24
Pedophile.
heady chapel preventive strike
  04/09/24
Yes you are
stirring theater stage
  04/09/24
Pedophile
heady chapel preventive strike
  04/09/24
dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ st...
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"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn
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Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The vi...
marvelous coldplay fan
  04/10/24
The view of what, exactly?
Swollen milky dysfunction keepsake machete
  04/10/24
Thats not me
heady chapel preventive strike
  04/10/24
What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night...
lilac crackhouse
  04/10/24
A very dumb one
Impertinent Excitant Pervert
  04/10/24
Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep...
aggressive business firm
  04/10/24
The view. Lol.
Rusted floppy locale
  04/10/24
Spaceporn? Your response?
aggressive business firm
  04/10/24
I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thou...
heady chapel preventive strike
  04/10/24
You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass
aggressive business firm
  04/10/24
I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.
heady chapel preventive strike
  04/10/24
He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his s...
lilac crackhouse
  04/11/24
You’re a sick pedo
Violent Field Fortuitous Meteor
  04/11/24
I really like it here.
brilliant tanning salon blood rage
  04/10/24
Check yr throwaway
Rusted floppy locale
  04/10/24
I don't see anything.
brilliant tanning salon blood rage
  04/10/24
What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?
Rusted floppy locale
  04/10/24
sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Amer...
Cracking Senate
  04/10/24
it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arre...
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I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one ...
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brilliant tanning salon blood rage
  04/11/24
you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must...
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Cyan newt death wish
  04/10/24
I refuse to believe this is the real SP
histrionic tantric cumskin
  04/11/24
Lol why? It fits his MO to a T
Rusted floppy locale
  04/11/24
I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t beli...
histrionic tantric cumskin
  04/11/24
Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are &ldqu...
lime locus
  04/11/24
he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit li...
Cyan newt death wish
  04/11/24
It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases me...
heady chapel preventive strike
  04/11/24
this is a good example of what i said. you are well awar...
Cyan newt death wish
  04/11/24
Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to e...
heady chapel preventive strike
  04/11/24
cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease"...
Cyan newt death wish
  04/11/24
There are rules here? If those rules are kept
heady chapel preventive strike
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CR For example the original Halford pedo threading start...
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razzle school
  04/11/24
What’s up with the outting
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What’s with the outting
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red bateful market international law enforcement agency
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Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got...
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razzle school
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That’s twice now I’ve asked this moniker to stop...
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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: heady chapel preventive strike

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569256)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: stirring theater stage

People's exhibit A:

"Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM

Author: ;:;:::;:;:

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569256)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569759)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: Infuriating Charismatic Home

Sounds like some Epstein shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569767)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: ruddy dingle berry feces



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Cordovan aromatic faggotry stead



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: boyish indian lodge

*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#48645797)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:45 PM
Author: lilac crackhouse

Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569262)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: heady chapel preventive strike

I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but it didn’t seem fair to make wife do the whole damn thing. I don’t care. I don’t have to do anything. I just have to stay here and make sure no one dies overnight. They are all goofy 13 year old boys so they will punch each other and see who cries and try to light farts and play crap hip hop etc I don’t know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569285)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: lilac crackhouse

Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569402)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: heady chapel preventive strike

No school tomorrow

Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569404)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: lilac crackhouse

Stop lying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569418)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: heady chapel preventive strike

I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They have all these days off in the Middle of the week and what not. I can’t keep track but wife does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569424)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:09 PM
Author: lilac crackhouse

Even if that is true you should still be working at your law firm. I would kick you out of the partnership if I was your partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569447)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: heady chapel preventive strike

Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving to the office from out of town. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569452)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:24 PM
Author: lilac crackhouse

I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacations. I work weekends. What's your excuse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569484)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: heady chapel preventive strike

I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn’t until mid summer. I work plenty of weekends. I don’t go to church w family on Sundays because I go to the office instead. I used to work thru holidays in my 30s and 40s but not so much any more.

I have a mediation on Friday. There’s a quarter million in coverage. I’ll make my nut. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569542)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle self-centered trust fund church building

Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this month 🤡

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569764)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: heady chapel preventive strike

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569768)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: lilac crackhouse

Face time little nigga 👏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569791)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:52 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Anal Stage Tattoo

spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having time for his family. you spin your wheels endlessly, churn out embarrassing drek despite putting so much time in, and don't have a family. yet you think this endlessly sisyphusian nightmare where you try to be a real lawyer is some sort of "pwn"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570207)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Cyan newt death wish

I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids have no school tomorrow as well. I’m not sure why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569445)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:32 PM
Author: exhilarant hateful gas station

Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569784)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: Cyan newt death wish

i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report cards or some shit. they probably made sure it lined up with the muslim holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47571049)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: heady chapel preventive strike

Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room. W this and a sleeping bag and my sweater I should be fine to sleep out here while the kids are screaming at each other all night and practicing their uppercuts on each other and calling each other gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569276)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: Vigorous theater

To be fair,

Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflatable mattress and his plans to keep a bunch of kids up and screaming in his house all night, wow I've never seen this side of SP before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569280)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:00 PM
Author: razzle school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569287)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: heady chapel preventive strike

It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house. I don’t want 9 kids at my house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569290)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:31 PM
Author: Vigorous theater

To be fair,

Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep all of that out of your house. Hotel room is neutral, much less to clean up and hide afterwards. Good thinking, SP. Anyway, enjoy your night with all of those little kids and the air mattress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569355)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Swollen milky dysfunction keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569406)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573248)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: 180 mewling striped hyena multi-billionaire

Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569359)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: heady chapel preventive strike

Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get a free shot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569399)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: 180 mewling striped hyena multi-billionaire

I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'll spare your innocent family and allow them to enjoy a vacation for once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569451)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: heady chapel preventive strike

See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569459)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: Supple lodge



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Marketing Idea



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: adventurous mad cow disease church



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Swollen milky dysfunction keepsake machete

To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bearable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569408)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: heady chapel preventive strike

Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife does it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569419)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: heady chapel preventive strike

They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to flip each other over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569381)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:38 PM
Author: Vigorous theater

To be fair,

SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you how to flip Tommy over... ;)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569385)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: green contagious address



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle self-centered trust fund church building

How’s the spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569409)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: heady chapel preventive strike

? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my hug at?” It was funny. All these kids try to talk like black gangsters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569411)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:55 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle self-centered trust fund church building

The bar spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569412)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: heady chapel preventive strike

Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569415)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle self-centered trust fund church building

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569425)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: heady chapel preventive strike

Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids party is going on and everyone is having cake and walk up to the adult in the room and say “ hey remember that time people on the internet kept Calling you a pedophile and it was obviously getting under your skin? Haha That was funny wasn’t it you sure you aren’t a pedo?“ If the answer is yes you’ve got a touch of the A. Because that’s what you are doing itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569432)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: Vigorous theater

To be fair,

SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.... so uh, can I have a lil touch of that 'a'....?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569439)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: heady chapel preventive strike

Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties dude. Because we are heading there w your talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569444)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Vigorous theater

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47572042)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: heady chapel preventive strike

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47572157)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: adventurous mad cow disease church

Beast mode thread

Let the haters seethe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569462)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: heady chapel preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569466)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: Cyan newt death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569470)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: insanely creepy trump supporter ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570546)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: provocative shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573719)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Ruby Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#48676933)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: provocative shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#48677120)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: Dun Son Of Senegal Ape

Please don't molest any of those kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569736)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: heady chapel preventive strike

You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of the phrase doesn’t render it otherwise at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569738)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: Dun Son Of Senegal Ape

It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you of anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569743)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:12 PM
Author: heady chapel preventive strike

…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of lawyer is the kind that’s just dumb. They clog everything up and they are belligerent and spiteful and petty and impossible assholes on every level They don’t know the law and they use poor judgment and tangle everything up unnecessarily for years because they are just too dumb to get it. Lawyers like this are a plague on the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569749)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: Dun Son Of Senegal Ape

Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbags.

You just defamed me by calling me a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569754)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: heady chapel preventive strike

You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that’s why.

Your “suggestion” is probably defamatory in context. My thought is that you don’t understand that this is the case and you think framing a defamatory accusation as a “suggestion” somehow prevents a tortious event from occurring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569763)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Dun Son Of Senegal Ape

I suggested you don't commit a crime.

You falsely accused me of engaging in a disgusting "profession".

You're the one on shaky legal ground here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569777)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: Cyan newt death wish

It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so seriously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569823)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:26 AM
Author: red bateful market international law enforcement agency

TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a crime.

spaceporn, I would suggest that you don't plan your bank deposits such that they don't hit the $10,000 reporting requirement, because that's a crime called structuring. But I WON'T suggest that because it would be defamatory to do so.

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569879)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: stirring theater stage

lol why do you think he's there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569766)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: heady chapel preventive strike

Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel porch on a Tuesday night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569770)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Infuriating Charismatic Home

So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have pillow fights as you furiously jack your clitdick, you already explained/admitted it ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569774)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: heady chapel preventive strike

Pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569776)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: stirring theater stage

Yes you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569778)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: heady chapel preventive strike

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569780)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy piazza

dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569918)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 6:01 AM
Author: Exciting Disgusting Filthpig Scourge Upon The Earth

"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570111)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: iridescent cruise ship legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573316)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573560)



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Date: February 20th, 2025 6:02 AM
Author: Cordovan aromatic faggotry stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#48677595)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 5:33 AM
Author: marvelous coldplay fan

Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The view is incredible at night!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570101)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Swollen milky dysfunction keepsake machete

The view of what, exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570235)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: heady chapel preventive strike

Thats not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570634)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: lilac crackhouse

What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570476)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:49 PM
Author: Impertinent Excitant Pervert

A very dumb one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47572104)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: aggressive business firm

Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep on an air mattress on the balcony?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570517)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Rusted floppy locale

The view. Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570576)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: aggressive business firm

Spaceporn? Your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570590)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: heady chapel preventive strike

I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thought there would be a little area set aside w bed and separate walled in partition consistent with the last time we stayed there years ago. When I arrived and saw the suite I realized that was not the case.

While there were several beds contained in the suite, they would all be occupied by the kids once they settled down and eventually went to sleep. I complained to my wife that there was no room for me to sleep and she said I could probably get another room for the night. A room there runs like $400. We'd already hit $1K budget on the party and I'm a cheapskate. I decided not to spend the extra money after I saw that I could move our inflatable mattress out on the balcony and just stay there for the night with a sleeping bag, more or less consistent in most respects with my original plan. Separate, but not absent.

Does that silly detailed response help? Don't irritate me today--I'm not in the mood for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570628)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: aggressive business firm

You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570636)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: heady chapel preventive strike

I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570644)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: lilac crackhouse

He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his successful attorney career. You are in a bad place spaceporn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47572851)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: Violent Field Fortuitous Meteor

You’re a sick pedo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47572843)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:22 AM
Author: brilliant tanning salon blood rage

I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570593)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: Rusted floppy locale

Check yr throwaway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570598)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: brilliant tanning salon blood rage

I don't see anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570754)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: Rusted floppy locale

What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570964)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: Cracking Senate

sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Americana

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570762)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: hairraiser area

it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arrested driving 8 kids all the way to wisconsin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570981)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:54 PM
Author: heady chapel preventive strike

I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one of them opened the car door on the highway and barfed up hot dogs he had eaten when we stopped at 7 11 an hour into the trip. I had told him not to eat so many of them but he didn’t listen. So then he did a car barf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47571032)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 1:58 AM
Author: brilliant tanning salon blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573039)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:56 PM
Author: Beta State Partner

you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must have been terrible for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47571036)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: Cyan newt death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47571055)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: histrionic tantric cumskin

I refuse to believe this is the real SP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47572868)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:42 AM
Author: Rusted floppy locale

Lol why? It fits his MO to a T

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573110)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 9:59 AM
Author: histrionic tantric cumskin

I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t believe he would be so retarded as to share this on Xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573475)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: lime locus

Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are “flame” or whatever, the person behind it is a sick fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573477)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Cyan newt death wish

he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit like this and then playing dumb after people start calling him a pedo in response.

he does this to wind people up, but tries to deny that that's what he's doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573611)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: heady chapel preventive strike

It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases mental or physical Is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573620)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: Cyan newt death wish

this is a good example of what i said.

you are well aware of the "running joke" about you and pedophilia, and you are equally aware that poasting about a kid "throwing up hotdogs," being in a hotel room with a bunch of adolescents engaging in horseplay (no horns), "getting 'cheese pizza' for the kids" etc. is inviting a shitload of poasts and negative attention, which is exactly what you got ITT.

stop denying it, and just own it. if you leaned into the joke, the people here who think that you are actually a pedo (i don't think most people believe it, but some do) would probably come to the conclusion that you're just trying to wind people up.

but instead you say things that you know will cause a thread to turn out like this one did, and then you complain and whine about people mocking, defaming, and, at times, threatening you. makes no sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573669)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: heady chapel preventive strike

Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to excuse your mental sex diseases and their consequences

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573688)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Cyan newt death wish

cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease" and that's the reason for all the accusations, etc. and yet you still poast here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573693)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: heady chapel preventive strike

There are rules here? If those rules are kept

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573706)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: French telephone set

CR

For example the original Halford pedo threading started out as anti-Halford to a degree but he leaned into the joke and it became a fun bit of his character

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573988)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: histrionic tantric cumskin

Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the discussion about his pedophilia but then will have a month long meltdown about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47574747)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 5:48 AM
Author: razzle school

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573127)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:18 AM
Author: heady chapel preventive strike

What’s up with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573522)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: red bateful market international law enforcement agency

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: heady chapel preventive strike

What’s with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573627)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:43 AM
Author: red bateful market international law enforcement agency

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573636)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: heady chapel preventive strike

Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got suspended for this shit. Do you want to get suspended also? Stop outting, shithead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573641)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: red bateful market international law enforcement agency

??????? Non-responsive. Anybody could have any surname, so merely saying a word can't be outing otherwise we couldn't say anything. Unless somebody admits to having the surname in question, then it remains a valid thing to say. You're really not getting this. Like watch this: "Brown." Oh, wow, is that outing? Only if somebody admits to having the surname Brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573683)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: razzle school

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: heady chapel preventive strike

That’s twice now I’ve asked this moniker to stop outting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573712)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Cyan newt death wish

yes, it's been established that someone being outed doesn't mean that future outings are permissible.

this violates the ONE RULE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573731)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: razzle school

Focus on what's important: how many underwear trophies did you nab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573705)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: French telephone set

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573152)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:01 AM
Author: Cyan newt death wish

serious question did you give the kids "jesus juice"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47576545)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: Cyan newt death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#48026466)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:18 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Anal Stage Tattoo

i'm getting great wolf lodge youtube ads now ffs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47576573)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: red bateful market international law enforcement agency



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Yapping lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#48228771)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Cyan newt death wish

hey bros! here at great wolf lodge feeding my special little guy and his male friends some "jesus juice." they're getting sleepy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#48228777)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Zippy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#48645694)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Curious glassy parlor

wow

lmfao how did i miss this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#48645786)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Godawful range



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Slap-happy primrose candlestick maker pit

Took my kids there - thank god no clown haired squanchers cited

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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Dave Prole



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