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drunken factory reset button shrine
  12/18/25
710K
Ebony scourge upon the earth
  12/18/25
lawyer?
drunken factory reset button shrine
  12/18/25
yea
Ebony scourge upon the earth
  12/18/25
Biglaw?
drunken factory reset button shrine
  12/18/25
Me: 842k Wife: 267K Including last year's bonus
racy henna gas station
  12/18/25
Lawyers?
big boiling water house
  12/18/25
My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet
racy henna gas station
  12/18/25
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Unholy slippery church building
  12/18/25
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Excitant burgundy filthpig base
  12/19/25
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cobalt antidepressant drug
  12/19/25
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Fuchsia field chad
  12/19/25
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fiercely-loyal garnet azn
  12/20/25
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irradiated hell karate
  12/21/25
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Provocative corn cake
  12/21/25
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Scarlet point haunted graveyard
  12/21/25
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Marvelous Costumed Internal Respiration Nursing Home
  12/22/25
$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in ov...
lascivious mahogany mad-dog skullcap stage
  12/18/25
Trash or legal fees?
drunken factory reset button shrine
  12/18/25
Picking up trash would be much more dignified
lascivious mahogany mad-dog skullcap stage
  12/18/25
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Excitant burgundy filthpig base
  12/19/25
$130k in shitlaw
Citrine histrionic market feces
  12/18/25
as a solo? associate? paralegal?
crusty rebellious queen of the night
  12/18/25
AssociaTTTe
Citrine histrionic market feces
  12/18/25
why dont you go solo?
drunken factory reset button shrine
  12/18/25
I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH
mustard forum regret
  12/19/25
Nigger voicemail$
Citrine histrionic market feces
  12/19/25
A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poo...
Vigorous chapel brethren
  12/18/25
When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was t...
Vigorous chapel brethren
  12/18/25
To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and...
Vigorous chapel brethren
  12/18/25
you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages...
snowy heady jap principal's office
  12/18/25
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Ebony scourge upon the earth
  12/18/25
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orange bateful locale
  12/19/25
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Bonkers Death Wish
  12/21/25
In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from...
Excitant burgundy filthpig base
  12/19/25
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Boyish sienna box office nibblets
  12/19/25
Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?
Carmine Site Potus
  12/19/25
Over $400k if you add wife. After tax income: ~200k H...
Vigorous chapel brethren
  12/19/25
You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.
Carmine Site Potus
  12/19/25
you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not...
Cream community account center
  12/20/25
I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fu...
Carmine Site Potus
  12/21/25
286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k
yapping tanning salon
  12/18/25
Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and...
Excitant burgundy filthpig base
  12/19/25
PATRIARCHY!!! Of course it doesn’t.
Cracking carnelian international law enforcement agency marketing idea
  12/19/25
Oh. So why does she work?
Excitant burgundy filthpig base
  12/19/25
180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid
Stimulating Geriatric Black Woman
  12/18/25
don't you brag about being rich?
orange bateful locale
  12/19/25
sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full ...
aromatic nudist resort
  12/19/25
me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k but i was also laid off
rough-skinned institution
  12/18/25
if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so
snowy heady jap principal's office
  12/18/25
Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?
flatulent narrow-minded gaping
  12/18/25
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Crawly Mother
  12/18/25
$790K. Wife made about $15K.
Carmine Site Potus
  12/18/25
Doing what, and why?
drunken factory reset button shrine
  12/18/25
I am atty.
Carmine Site Potus
  12/18/25
I know that, I meant your wife
drunken factory reset button shrine
  12/18/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Vigorous chapel brethren
  12/18/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Lavender Mad Cow Disease
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Lavender Mad Cow Disease
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
purple flickering corner roast beef
  12/21/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
galvanic plaza
  12/23/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Lavender Mad Cow Disease
  12/23/25
Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier th...
Curious greedy juggernaut
  12/18/25
I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.
Excitant burgundy filthpig base
  12/19/25
yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious...
purple flickering corner roast beef
  12/21/25
You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of p...
Curious greedy juggernaut
  12/21/25
I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. ...
Carmine Site Potus
  12/22/25
Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for ...
Curious greedy juggernaut
  12/22/25
? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed...
Carmine Site Potus
  12/22/25
I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?
purple flickering corner roast beef
  12/22/25
lol I make more money than lex tp
irradiated hell karate
  12/21/25
Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy
Carmine Site Potus
  12/21/25
I feel safe in this subthread
Chocolate ungodly trump supporter yarmulke
  12/22/25
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Chocolate ungodly trump supporter yarmulke
  12/22/25
lex how’s your dating life? jw
Chocolate ungodly trump supporter yarmulke
  12/22/25
I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: thre...
Curious greedy juggernaut
  12/22/25
why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings
snowy heady jap principal's office
  12/18/25
Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in ...
Crawly Mother
  12/18/25
i don't even know whether my wife has a job
snowy heady jap principal's office
  12/18/25
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Fuchsia field chad
  12/19/25
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Excitant burgundy filthpig base
  12/19/25
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Chocolate ungodly trump supporter yarmulke
  12/22/25
not enough.
orange bateful locale
  12/18/25
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Talented idiotic parlour puppy
  12/20/25
little under $6M
Yellow abnormal business firm
  12/18/25
MFCR. State occupation, thank.
Vigorous chapel brethren
  12/18/25
271K TOPS
racy henna gas station
  12/18/25
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Hairless Spot
  12/18/25
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Stimulating Geriatric Black Woman
  12/18/25
sorry ur mad
Yellow abnormal business firm
  12/19/25
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Contagious transparent public bath
  12/20/25
Six figures, champ.
crimson whorehouse
  12/18/25
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Unholy slippery church building
  12/18/25
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orange bateful locale
  12/18/25
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Cowardly Bossy Brunch Boistinker
  12/20/25
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Scarlet point haunted graveyard
  12/21/25
-$184K
startling ticket booth
  12/18/25
I fail to see how this is relevant.
Disturbing cerebral casino
  12/18/25
Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits,...
Poppy School
  12/18/25
holy fuck how jewish are you
cobalt antidepressant drug
  12/19/25
low-200s
Impertinent Immigrant
  12/18/25
0
Pearly Razzle Den
  12/18/25
like 2 million
coiffed dilemma legend
  12/18/25
$360k in tech
Elite national
  12/19/25
Less than I want but way more than I deserve
Razzle-dazzle orchestra pit
  12/19/25
I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. The...
concupiscible flesh library ape
  12/19/25
Shrew'd
Razzle-dazzle orchestra pit
  12/19/25
lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy th...
Marvelous Costumed Internal Respiration Nursing Home
  12/19/25
She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. Sh...
concupiscible flesh library ape
  12/19/25
(guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the s...
aromatic nudist resort
  12/19/25
thank you
concupiscible flesh library ape
  12/19/25
I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be sai...
Lemon Alcoholic Cuck Garrison
  12/19/25
Who wants to pay off my house
Bronze Exciting Station
  12/19/25
negative money (lived off debt)
charismatic flushed reading party athletic conference
  12/19/25
~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(
Magenta arousing people who are hurt
  12/19/25
what happened
cobalt antidepressant drug
  12/19/25
i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if...
Magenta arousing people who are hurt
  12/19/25
if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual...
Fuchsia field chad
  12/19/25
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drunken factory reset button shrine
  12/19/25
Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to t...
opaque son of senegal stage
  12/19/25
$600k as solo lolyer.
Boyish sienna box office nibblets
  12/19/25
Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decim...
Bat-shit-crazy violent stead
  12/20/25
~$900k
Cracking carnelian international law enforcement agency marketing idea
  12/19/25
Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.
mint big-titted locus
  12/19/25
Wow.
Talented idiotic parlour puppy
  12/19/25
Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.
orange bateful locale
  12/19/25
How many blowjobs can I get for that?
mint big-titted locus
  12/19/25
well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying...
orange bateful locale
  12/19/25
That 1/3 sounds disappointing.
mint big-titted locus
  12/19/25
lol
Supple dun address
  12/19/25
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orange bateful locale
  12/22/25
you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so ...
aromatic nudist resort
  12/19/25
the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads...
odious misunderstood volcanic crater
  12/19/25
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aromatic nudist resort
  12/19/25
I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the ...
galvanic plaza
  12/19/25
Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.
swollen sepia university gunner
  12/19/25
if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off lik...
swashbuckling indian lodge headpube
  12/19/25
Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by s...
swollen sepia university gunner
  12/20/25
LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups fr...
odious misunderstood volcanic crater
  12/21/25
You sound poor
Marvelous Costumed Internal Respiration Nursing Home
  12/19/25
but self-selection...
Cowardly Bossy Brunch Boistinker
  12/20/25
I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearl...
fragrant rusted psychic boltzmann
  12/19/25
XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!" ...
jet laughsome hall
  12/19/25
Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t sur...
fragrant rusted psychic boltzmann
  12/19/25
Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawye...
Razzle-dazzle orchestra pit
  12/20/25
It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law s...
fragrant rusted psychic boltzmann
  12/20/25
back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're ...
Ebony scourge upon the earth
  12/20/25
Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a c...
Chocolate ungodly trump supporter yarmulke
  12/20/25
TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of st...
fragrant rusted psychic boltzmann
  12/20/25
this is correct. I started with 26 people in my summer c...
Yellow abnormal business firm
  12/20/25
amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here
jet laughsome hall
  12/20/25
The personality that really likes it here actually thrives i...
Talented idiotic parlour puppy
  12/20/25
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drunken factory reset button shrine
  12/20/25
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Ebony scourge upon the earth
  12/20/25
$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there&r...
fiercely-loyal garnet azn
  12/19/25
I paid just under that in taxes this year
Elite national
  12/20/25
somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit ...
motley church tank
  12/20/25
this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.
motley church tank
  12/20/25
actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep clos...
motley church tank
  12/20/25
A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. ...
Aqua Digit Ratio
  12/20/25
How do you get your taxable income lower?
Aphrodisiac Rose Menage
  12/20/25
Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own ...
Aqua Digit Ratio
  12/20/25
Creative but nothing fraud tp
drunken factory reset button shrine
  12/20/25
Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?
Carmine Site Potus
  12/21/25
Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing wha...
Aqua Digit Ratio
  12/21/25
...
Carmine Site Potus
  12/21/25
About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyo...
swollen sepia university gunner
  12/20/25
425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner...
Cream community account center
  12/20/25
still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp
Know-it-all location
  12/21/25
it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started th...
purple flickering corner roast beef
  12/21/25
That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in?...
Carmine Site Potus
  12/21/25
at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. th...
purple flickering corner roast beef
  12/21/25
We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earne...
Carmine Site Potus
  12/22/25
Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning l...
drunken factory reset button shrine
  12/21/25
it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the...
purple flickering corner roast beef
  12/21/25
are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltw...
drunken factory reset button shrine
  12/21/25
if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditiona...
purple flickering corner roast beef
  12/21/25
i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom f...
drunken factory reset button shrine
  12/21/25
yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur a...
purple flickering corner roast beef
  12/21/25
are you still pozzed?
drunken factory reset button shrine
  12/21/25
undetectable brother
purple flickering corner roast beef
  12/21/25
i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host
drunken factory reset button shrine
  12/21/25
wow this is hot, let's take this off boart
purple flickering corner roast beef
  12/21/25
$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)
Mildly autistic clown
  12/21/25
...
Provocative corn cake
  12/21/25
Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business c...
comical fishy meetinghouse knife
  12/21/25
600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t rea...
free-loading temple
  12/21/25
180 last note
Curious greedy juggernaut
  12/22/25
About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and othe...
Aphrodisiac Rose Menage
  12/21/25
that is 180, very impressive. very unlikely everything wi...
purple flickering corner roast beef
  12/21/25
I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a ...
Carmine Site Potus
  12/21/25
i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody ...
purple flickering corner roast beef
  12/21/25
just do discreet affairs bro
crusty rebellious queen of the night
  12/21/25
Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains...
Aphrodisiac Rose Menage
  12/24/25
I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do t...
flirting home
  12/26/25
CSLG free thread. Odd case.
maize abode legal warrant
  12/22/25
Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't kno...
Scarlet point haunted graveyard
  12/22/25
count any bonus you received in calendar 2025
Ebony scourge upon the earth
  12/23/25
I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am...
swollen sepia university gunner
  12/22/25
About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $...
flirting home
  12/22/25
Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.
Talented idiotic parlour puppy
  12/22/25
whats the other 35%
Ebony scourge upon the earth
  12/23/25
cap gains
galvanic plaza
  12/25/25
are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need...
Ebony scourge upon the earth
  12/25/25
I'm up like $440k now on the year.
Talented idiotic parlour puppy
  12/25/25
~$500k
Know-it-all location
  12/25/25


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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: drunken factory reset button shrine



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Ebony scourge upon the earth

710K

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: drunken factory reset button shrine

lawyer?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Ebony scourge upon the earth

yea

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: drunken factory reset button shrine

Biglaw?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: racy henna gas station

Me: 842k

Wife: 267K

Including last year's bonus

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: big boiling water house

Lawyers?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: racy henna gas station

My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Unholy slippery church building



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Excitant burgundy filthpig base



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: cobalt antidepressant drug



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Fuchsia field chad



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal garnet azn



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: irradiated hell karate



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Provocative corn cake



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Scarlet point haunted graveyard



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Marvelous Costumed Internal Respiration Nursing Home



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: lascivious mahogany mad-dog skullcap stage

$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: drunken factory reset button shrine

Trash or legal fees?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: lascivious mahogany mad-dog skullcap stage

Picking up trash would be much more dignified

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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Excitant burgundy filthpig base



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Citrine histrionic market feces

$130k in shitlaw

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: crusty rebellious queen of the night

as a solo? associate? paralegal?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Citrine histrionic market feces

AssociaTTTe

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: drunken factory reset button shrine

why dont you go solo?

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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: mustard forum regret

I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH

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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Citrine histrionic market feces

Nigger voicemail$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49523830)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Vigorous chapel brethren

A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49519948)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Vigorous chapel brethren

When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.

Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.

Turns out I was a retard for going in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520231)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Vigorous chapel brethren

To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: snowy heady jap principal's office

you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520352)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Ebony scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520383)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: orange bateful locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522387)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Bonkers Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49528363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Excitant burgundy filthpig base

In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?

This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522250)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: Boyish sienna box office nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522385)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Carmine Site Potus

Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522508)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Vigorous chapel brethren

Over $400k if you add wife.

After tax income: ~200k

Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k

Child care: ~$50k

Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522995)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Carmine Site Potus

You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49523480)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Cream community account center

you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49525980)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Carmine Site Potus

I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49528347)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: yapping tanning salon

286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49519951)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Excitant burgundy filthpig base

Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522256)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Cracking carnelian international law enforcement agency marketing idea

PATRIARCHY!!!

Of course it doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522337)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Excitant burgundy filthpig base

Oh. So why does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522351)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: Stimulating Geriatric Black Woman

180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49519965)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: orange bateful locale

don't you brag about being rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522392)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: aromatic nudist resort

sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522784)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: rough-skinned institution

me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k

but i was also laid off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49519995)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: snowy heady jap principal's office

if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520019)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: flatulent narrow-minded gaping

Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520082)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Crawly Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520207)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Carmine Site Potus

$790K. Wife made about $15K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520114)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: drunken factory reset button shrine

Doing what, and why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520142)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Carmine Site Potus

I am atty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520156)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: drunken factory reset button shrine

I know that, I meant your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520161)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Vigorous chapel brethren

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Lavender Mad Cow Disease

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522699)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Lavender Mad Cow Disease

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522705)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: purple flickering corner roast beef

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527326)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: galvanic plaza

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49532966)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Lavender Mad Cow Disease

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49534294)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Curious greedy juggernaut

Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520223)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Excitant burgundy filthpig base

I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522258)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: purple flickering corner roast beef

yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Curious greedy juggernaut

You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Carmine Site Potus

I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531954)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Curious greedy juggernaut

Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531959)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Carmine Site Potus

? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531998)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: purple flickering corner roast beef

I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49532872)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: irradiated hell karate

lol I make more money than lex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49528370)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Carmine Site Potus

Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49528421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Chocolate ungodly trump supporter yarmulke

I feel safe in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531586)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Chocolate ungodly trump supporter yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531589)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Chocolate ungodly trump supporter yarmulke

lex how’s your dating life? jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531592)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Curious greedy juggernaut

I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531824)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: snowy heady jap principal's office

why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520253)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Crawly Mother

Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520283)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: snowy heady jap principal's office

i don't even know whether my wife has a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Fuchsia field chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522246)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Excitant burgundy filthpig base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522259)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Chocolate ungodly trump supporter yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531594)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: orange bateful locale

not enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520256)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: Talented idiotic parlour puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49524556)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Yellow abnormal business firm

little under $6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520288)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Vigorous chapel brethren

MFCR. State occupation, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: racy henna gas station

271K TOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520377)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Hairless Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520585)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Stimulating Geriatric Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520702)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Yellow abnormal business firm

sorry ur mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522735)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Contagious transparent public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49525741)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: crimson whorehouse

Six figures, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520329)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Unholy slippery church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520502)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: orange bateful locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520594)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Cowardly Bossy Brunch Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49524786)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Scarlet point haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49528564)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: startling ticket booth

-$184K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Disturbing cerebral casino

I fail to see how this is relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Poppy School

Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520506)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: cobalt antidepressant drug

holy fuck how jewish are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Impertinent Immigrant

low-200s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520548)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Pearly Razzle Den

0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520555)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: coiffed dilemma legend

like 2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520858)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Elite national

$360k in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522161)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle orchestra pit

Less than I want but way more than I deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522182)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: concupiscible flesh library ape

I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522192)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle orchestra pit

Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522198)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Marvelous Costumed Internal Respiration Nursing Home

lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: concupiscible flesh library ape

She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522694)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: aromatic nudist resort

(guy playing the long game)

at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522791)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: concupiscible flesh library ape

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Lemon Alcoholic Cuck Garrison

I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49524077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Bronze Exciting Station

Who wants to pay off my house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522200)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: charismatic flushed reading party athletic conference

negative money (lived off debt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522220)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Magenta arousing people who are hurt

~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522245)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: cobalt antidepressant drug

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522255)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Magenta arousing people who are hurt

i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522320)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Fuchsia field chad

if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.

my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522248)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: drunken factory reset button shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: opaque son of senegal stage

Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Boyish sienna box office nibblets

$600k as solo lolyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522333)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy violent stead

Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49525725)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Cracking carnelian international law enforcement agency marketing idea

~$900k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522345)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: mint big-titted locus

Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522793)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Talented idiotic parlour puppy

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522813)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: orange bateful locale

Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49523151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: mint big-titted locus

How many blowjobs can I get for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49523174)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: orange bateful locale

well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49523284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: mint big-titted locus

That 1/3 sounds disappointing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49523287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Supple dun address

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49523843)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: orange bateful locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531645)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: aromatic nudist resort

you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522815)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: odious misunderstood volcanic crater

the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522960)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: aromatic nudist resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49523114)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: galvanic plaza

I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49523288)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: swollen sepia university gunner

Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49523407)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling indian lodge headpube

if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+

maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49523780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: swollen sepia university gunner

Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49525630)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: odious misunderstood volcanic crater

LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49529038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Marvelous Costumed Internal Respiration Nursing Home

You sound poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49523499)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Cowardly Bossy Brunch Boistinker

but self-selection...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49524790)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: fragrant rusted psychic boltzmann

I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49523808)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: jet laughsome hall

XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"

*rubs hands togther*

"But I made 750k last year!!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49523866)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: fragrant rusted psychic boltzmann

Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.

And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49523884)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle orchestra pit

Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49524660)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: fragrant rusted psychic boltzmann

It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49525097)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Ebony scourge upon the earth

back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49525701)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Chocolate ungodly trump supporter yarmulke

Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49525737)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: fragrant rusted psychic boltzmann

TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49526155)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Yellow abnormal business firm

this is correct.

I started with 26 people in my summer class.

Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.

Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr

three others are in-house

All others are somewhere other than law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49524780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: jet laughsome hall

amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49525050)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Talented idiotic parlour puppy

The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49525106)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: drunken factory reset button shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49525129)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Ebony scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49525700)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal garnet azn

$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49523890)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Elite national

I paid just under that in taxes this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49525732)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: motley church tank

somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49524680)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: motley church tank

this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49524683)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: motley church tank

actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49524686)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Aqua Digit Ratio

A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.

Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.

Solo PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49525770)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Rose Menage

How do you get your taxable income lower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49525966)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Aqua Digit Ratio

Bought a car (100% depreciation)

Pay myself rent -- I own office building

Office building depreciation/property taxes

Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off.

like 75k in meals and travel

Gas

Health Insurance

Mortgage interest home/office

I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc.

~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.

Creative but nothing fraud.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49526021)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: drunken factory reset button shrine

Creative but nothing fraud tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49526159)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Carmine Site Potus

Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527453)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Aqua Digit Ratio

Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49528026)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Carmine Site Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49528065)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: swollen sepia university gunner

About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49525872)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Cream community account center

425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49525997)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Know-it-all location

still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527285)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: purple flickering corner roast beef

it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.

next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527322)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Carmine Site Potus

That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527331)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: purple flickering corner roast beef

at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.

i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.

equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.

if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.

we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.

all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527344)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Carmine Site Potus

We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.

It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531713)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: drunken factory reset button shrine

Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527341)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: purple flickering corner roast beef

it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.

when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)

you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527346)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: drunken factory reset button shrine

are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527349)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: purple flickering corner roast beef

if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?

i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.

we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527357)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: drunken factory reset button shrine

i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527369)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: purple flickering corner roast beef

yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527372)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: drunken factory reset button shrine

are you still pozzed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527430)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: purple flickering corner roast beef

undetectable brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527434)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: drunken factory reset button shrine

i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527443)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: purple flickering corner roast beef

wow this is hot, let's take this off boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527490)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Mildly autistic clown

$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527325)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Provocative corn cake



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: comical fishy meetinghouse knife

Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527340)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: free-loading temple

600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked

30hr/week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527544)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Curious greedy juggernaut

180 last note

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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Rose Menage

About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.

It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.

However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.

Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527645)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: purple flickering corner roast beef

that is 180, very impressive.

very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.

but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.

on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49528240)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Carmine Site Potus

I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49528342)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: purple flickering corner roast beef

i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49528390)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: crusty rebellious queen of the night

just do discreet affairs bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49528356)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Rose Menage

Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49538515)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: flirting home

I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49540547)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: maize abode legal warrant

CSLG free thread. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531487)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Scarlet point haunted graveyard

Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531946)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: Ebony scourge upon the earth

count any bonus you received in calendar 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49533223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: swollen sepia university gunner

I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531986)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: flirting home

About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.

Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Talented idiotic parlour puppy

Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.

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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: Ebony scourge upon the earth

whats the other 35%

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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: galvanic plaza

cap gains

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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Ebony scourge upon the earth

are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number

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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Talented idiotic parlour puppy

I'm up like $440k now on the year.

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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: Know-it-all location

~$500k

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