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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
Aquamarine state wagecucks
  03/14/20
"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
cracking national
  03/14/20
Go over and help him finish.
Diverse useless parlour
  03/14/20
He's obliged to
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  03/14/20
cr. bro code.
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  03/14/20
Apartments are prole.
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  03/14/20
These are condos with a rental limit
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  03/14/20
*MFH posters furious*
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upset
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Twist: he can't get off without an audience
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Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao
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This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of...
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  03/14/20
Did you cum
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Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?
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he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close...
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I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on
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Damn
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im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up
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If she can't take you at your worst
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: Aquamarine state wagecucks

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: cracking national

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Diverse useless parlour

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: soul-stirring painfully honest brunch

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: House-broken bat-shit-crazy therapy

cr. bro code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762852)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: charismatic field

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: Aquamarine state wagecucks

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: federal mildly autistic cumskin

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Diverse useless parlour

upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763589)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Seedy Potus

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Talented slippery pozpig really tough guy

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: Aquamarine state wagecucks

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: nighttime milk

Did you cum

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: misanthropic yellow boistinker garrison

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39761687)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: 180 plaza



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: Glittery Awkward Digit Ratio Ceo

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: pearly gas station corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762077)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: Exhilarant newt water buffalo

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: laughsome national security agency scourge upon the earth

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: Aquamarine state wagecucks

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Electric french tanning salon puppy



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Massive theatre kitty cat

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: arousing doobsian bawdyhouse immigrant

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762670)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: hairraiser heaven round eye

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762725)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: Aquamarine state wagecucks

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Thriller jet-lagged windowlicker chad

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Aquamarine state wagecucks

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Massive theatre kitty cat

If she can't take you at your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763442)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Slate point

rut roh

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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: passionate site prole

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: arousing doobsian bawdyhouse immigrant

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Aquamarine state wagecucks

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Hideous halford jew



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: multi-colored faggot firefighter



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: razzmatazz jewess theater

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762838)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: Supple Elite Ape Orchestra Pit

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Aquamarine state wagecucks

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: Supple Elite Ape Orchestra Pit

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: Aquamarine state wagecucks

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: Floppy carnelian church becky

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Fluffy shrine goyim



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Supple Elite Ape Orchestra Pit



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Opaque concupiscible native personal credit line

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant newt water buffalo

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763349)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: House-broken bat-shit-crazy therapy



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: Floppy carnelian church becky

After a first date

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted brindle hell



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Aquamarine state wagecucks

Painful yet true

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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: Exhilarant newt water buffalo

Count to twenty

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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: Zombie-like Drab Box Office Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39764365)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: marvelous dull stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39765121)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: Talented slippery pozpig really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39765145)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: multi-colored faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39765467)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: carmine nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: Glittery Awkward Digit Ratio Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766681)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Maniacal trip lodge deer antler

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: rambunctious frozen locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39767986)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Aggressive menage faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: harsh sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: Exhilarant newt water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Autistic principal's office genital piercing

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Contagious pungent nowag hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Light casino stock car

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Fluffy shrine goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: Splenetic cuckoldry piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39765071)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Talented slippery pozpig really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: Dashing Background Story Legal Warrant

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Glittery Awkward Digit Ratio Ceo

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: Supple Elite Ape Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: Exhilarant newt water buffalo

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: Internet-worthy bright whorehouse french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: Fluffy shrine goyim

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: rambunctious frozen locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: Anal provocative base indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Aggressive menage faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: Titillating keepsake machete

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: costumed persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: chestnut stubborn library private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Cerise university codepig

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Aquamarine state wagecucks

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: Internet-worthy bright whorehouse french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: marvelous dull stage

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: House-broken bat-shit-crazy therapy

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: marvelous dull stage

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: Naked Adventurous Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: Racy rehab jap

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Charcoal flirting fanboi meetinghouse

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: Aquamarine state wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: exciting range

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: lemon mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: Histrionic Crackhouse

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Lascivious irate corner

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Contagious pungent nowag hospital

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: multi-colored faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: Smoky aphrodisiac yarmulke

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Talented slippery pozpig really tough guy

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: Aquamarine state wagecucks

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: Beta tattoo temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: multi-colored faggot firefighter

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: Talented slippery pozpig really tough guy

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Autistic principal's office genital piercing

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: Maniacal trip lodge deer antler

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: House-broken bat-shit-crazy therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Business Firm

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: Glittery Awkward Digit Ratio Ceo

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: Massive theatre kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: rambunctious frozen locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: Boyish Slimy Weed Whacker Regret

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: multi-colored faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: Shaky Hall Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Supple Elite Ape Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: exciting range

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: House-broken bat-shit-crazy therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle stag film new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39770795)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Fluffy shrine goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: Saffron mischievous stead roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Exhilarant newt water buffalo

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Business Firm

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Exhilarant newt water buffalo

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: Floppy carnelian church becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: Maniacal trip lodge deer antler

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted brindle hell

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: Aquamarine state wagecucks

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Business Firm

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted brindle hell

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: exciting range

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: Lascivious irate corner

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: multi-colored faggot firefighter

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: Seedy Potus

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: Aquamarine state wagecucks

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Maniacal trip lodge deer antler

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: stirring public bath pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: Obsidian Learning Disabled Den

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: Aquamarine state wagecucks

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: Maniacal trip lodge deer antler

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: Thriller jet-lagged windowlicker chad

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Aquamarine state wagecucks

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: Razzle bespoke property headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Maniacal trip lodge deer antler

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: lemon mad-dog skullcap

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: spectacular territorial locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: Exhilarant newt water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: Pea-brained idea he suggested sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Racy rehab jap

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Slap-happy Irradiated Church Building

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant newt water buffalo

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: Saffron mischievous stead roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#49346693)