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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
idiotic base
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
Effete ape meetinghouse
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
idiotic base
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
Effete ape meetinghouse
  11/11/25
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sapphire naked place of business address
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
Slippery pit
  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
Rose Aromatic Point
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
idiotic base
  11/11/25
https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed
Rose Aromatic Point
  11/11/25
smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts
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arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https...
chartreuse slap-happy house mental disorder
  11/11/25
Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
idiotic base
  11/11/25
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carnelian dog poop library
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
carmine mentally impaired senate organic girlfriend
  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
slimy weed whacker
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
idiotic base
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
slimy weed whacker
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carmine mentally impaired senate organic girlfriend
  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
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  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
idiotic base
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
lilac stimulating coldplay fan
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
Chestnut multi-colored orchestra pit water buffalo
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
mind-boggling filthy menage
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
idiotic base
  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
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ocher aphrodisiac death wish
  11/12/25
lmfao
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  11/12/25
Aren’t iPods crazy?
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Dashing Hospital
  11/12/25
sprinted here
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ocher aphrodisiac death wish
  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
Bateful Deer Antler
  11/11/25
i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
idiotic base
  11/11/25
tp
Dashing Hospital
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
Balding crimson brethren indirect expression
  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
talented university jew
  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
idiotic base
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
supple idiot
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idiotic base
  11/11/25
wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont ...
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idiotic base
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Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well ...
costumed ruddy garrison
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carnelian dog poop library
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laughsome smoky toaster
  11/12/25
they probably are unaware about the superior playing style o...
Pontificating thriller lay
  11/11/25
How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prep...
idiotic base
  11/11/25
3 words: pepper thine angus
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  11/12/25
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: idiotic base

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Effete ape meetinghouse

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: idiotic base

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Effete ape meetinghouse

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: sapphire naked place of business address



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Slippery pit

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Rose Aromatic Point

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: idiotic base

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Rose Aromatic Point

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Frisky sooty school cafeteria travel guidebook

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: provocative yapping set factory reset button



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: chartreuse slap-happy house mental disorder

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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: idiotic base

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: carnelian dog poop library



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: carmine mentally impaired senate organic girlfriend

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: slimy weed whacker

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: idiotic base

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: slimy weed whacker

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: carmine mentally impaired senate organic girlfriend



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Chestnut multi-colored orchestra pit water buffalo

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: idiotic base

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: lilac stimulating coldplay fan

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Chestnut multi-colored orchestra pit water buffalo

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: mind-boggling filthy menage

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: idiotic base

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: fear-inspiring gunner locale

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: ocher aphrodisiac death wish



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: histrionic reading party property

lmfao

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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: maniacal at-the-ready fanboi

Aren’t iPods crazy?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: mind-boggling filthy menage



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: costumed ruddy garrison



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Dashing Hospital



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: beady-eyed double fault

sprinted here

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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: ocher aphrodisiac death wish



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Bateful Deer Antler

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: idiotic base

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Dashing Hospital

tp

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Balding crimson brethren indirect expression

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: talented university jew

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: idiotic base

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: supple idiot

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: idiotic base



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Grizzly autistic idea he suggested

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: idiotic base



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: ocher aphrodisiac death wish



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: costumed ruddy garrison

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: provocative yapping set factory reset button



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: stirring ladyboy



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Effete ape meetinghouse



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: carnelian dog poop library



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Balding crimson brethren indirect expression



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: laughsome smoky toaster



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Pontificating thriller lay

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: idiotic base

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: vermilion nursing home azn

3 words: pepper thine angus

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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: sapphire naked place of business address

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49424851)