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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian
  12/17/25
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Topaz point
  12/17/25
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Self-absorbed Indian Lodge
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
spectacular soggy parlor
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian
  12/17/25
...
bistre set regret
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian
  12/17/25
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bistre set regret
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian
  12/17/25
...
bistre set regret
  12/17/25
Incredible
Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian
  12/17/25
boom lives
Frozen Fuchsia Rigor
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
spectacular soggy parlor
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
Dull irate site
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian
  12/17/25
...
bistre set regret
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian
  12/17/25
wmtp
boyish insanely creepy macaca halford
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
Red Talented Mood
  12/17/25
Strong contender
Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
Red Talented Mood
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
Red Talented Mood
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
Disgusting Concupiscible Public Bath
  12/17/25
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Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian
  12/17/25
evan39
heady crackhouse
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
Topaz point
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
Cowardly temple patrolman
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
Cowardly temple patrolman
  12/17/25
who are you
Frozen Fuchsia Rigor
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
Cowardly temple patrolman
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
Frozen Fuchsia Rigor
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
heady crackhouse
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
Cruel-hearted orchid orchestra pit elastic band
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
Cowardly temple patrolman
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
Cowardly temple patrolman
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
Cowardly temple patrolman
  12/18/25
whokobe
Frozen Fuchsia Rigor
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
Disgusting Concupiscible Public Bath
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
Disgusting Concupiscible Public Bath
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
Filthy out-of-control center cuck
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
Frozen Fuchsia Rigor
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
Filthy out-of-control center cuck
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
Frozen Fuchsia Rigor
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
Filthy out-of-control center cuck
  12/17/25
Who is IH
Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian
  12/17/25
(n00b)
Filthy out-of-control center cuck
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
Cordovan knife office
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
Motley Turquoise Becky
  12/18/25
Stfu
Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
vibrant keepsake machete
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
bateful trust fund
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
exciting massive state milk
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
Sapphire splenetic psychic sweet tailpipe
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian
  12/18/25
Thanks.
Cordovan knife office
  12/18/25
Boom
Cocky Brilliant Theater
  12/18/25
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talking twinkling uncleanness electric furnace
  12/18/25


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Topaz point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: spectacular soggy parlor

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: bistre set regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: bistre set regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: bistre set regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Frozen Fuchsia Rigor

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: spectacular soggy parlor

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Dull irate site

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: bistre set regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: boyish insanely creepy macaca halford

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Red Talented Mood

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Red Talented Mood

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Red Talented Mood

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Disgusting Concupiscible Public Bath

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: heady crackhouse

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Topaz point

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Cowardly temple patrolman

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Cowardly temple patrolman

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Frozen Fuchsia Rigor

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Cowardly temple patrolman

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Frozen Fuchsia Rigor

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: heady crackhouse

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted orchid orchestra pit elastic band

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Cowardly temple patrolman

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Cowardly temple patrolman

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Cowardly temple patrolman

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Frozen Fuchsia Rigor

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Disgusting Concupiscible Public Bath

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Disgusting Concupiscible Public Bath

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Filthy out-of-control center cuck

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: Frozen Fuchsia Rigor

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Filthy out-of-control center cuck

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Frozen Fuchsia Rigor

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Filthy out-of-control center cuck

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: Filthy out-of-control center cuck

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Cordovan knife office

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Motley Turquoise Becky

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: bateful trust fund

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: exciting massive state milk

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Sapphire splenetic psychic sweet tailpipe

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Bright at-the-ready giraffe persian

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Cordovan knife office

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49519537)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Cocky Brilliant Theater

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: talking twinkling uncleanness electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49519546)