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*OFFICIAL XO SPECIAL OLYMPICS FINAL FOUR 2025 (luis, TBF, TSINAH, OldHLSDude)*

Due to several complaints sent to hr@autoadmit.com about MPM...
alcoholic elastic band
  12/21/25
autistic, retarded, and possibly gay, tp
Jet roast beef principal's office
  12/22/25
luis vs. OldHLSDude vs. To be fair vs. TSINAH
alcoholic elastic band
  12/21/25
TSINAH
Effete business firm
  12/21/25
luis
dashing mad cow disease pit
  12/21/25
OldHLSDude
curious indirect expression institution
  12/21/25
the confirmed non-gay one
excitant sweet tailpipe
  12/21/25
unfortunately, none of the aforementioned poasters have been...
alcoholic elastic band
  12/21/25
...
charismatic french main people sanctuary
  12/21/25
I have a fiancee (actual white woman) and I am not gay.
Fiercely-loyal Hairless Stag Film
  12/24/25
Counterpoint: while your HOG may indeed be a genetic female ...
excitant sweet tailpipe
  12/24/25
luis but all 4 had a great year
exhilarant very tactful hospital
  12/21/25
tsinah
Umber reading party
  12/21/25
luis
bright swollen rigor
  12/21/25
OldHLSDude
mind-boggling parlour
  12/21/25
so the retard version of this is done in one single round?
Massive library puppy
  12/22/25
yeah its a no holds barred arena fagoff
curious indirect expression institution
  12/22/25
...
bright swollen rigor
  12/22/25
...
Massive library puppy
  12/22/25
Hyman and gay grandpa too
Tan market boistinker
  12/21/25
Gay Grandpa
mind-boggling parlour
  12/21/25
...
alcoholic elastic band
  12/21/25
...
alcoholic elastic band
  12/22/25
TSINAH vs OldHLS
Jet roast beef principal's office
  12/22/25
Last day!
curious indirect expression institution
  12/22/25
TSINAH
Rambunctious Codepig Tanning Salon
  12/22/25
Please vote so that our retarded poasters get the recognitio...
alcoholic elastic band
  12/22/25
cucumbers
curious indirect expression institution
  12/22/25
In true retard bowl fashion this matchup has concluded with ...
curious indirect expression institution
  12/24/25
thanks , i'm too retarded to count. also i forgot about this...
alcoholic elastic band
  12/24/25
did we announce a winner or do all retards come in first in ...
Massive library puppy
  12/24/25
In alignment with xo’s commitment to diversity, equity...
alcoholic elastic band
  12/25/25
Beautiful ending ty
charismatic french main people sanctuary
  12/25/25
...
alcoholic elastic band
  12/25/25
Thank you for my participation trophy. I really like the fag...
Twisted internet-worthy electric furnace
  12/27/25
Faggy is what we do best
Jet roast beef principal's office
  12/27/25


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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: alcoholic elastic band

Due to several complaints sent to hr@autoadmit.com about MPM this year, Mr. Rachmiel "rach" Cohen of Cohen Benefits, Inc. (d/b/a AutoAdmit) has decided to create a more diverse, equitable, and inclusive poasting experience by providing a new, separate avenue to support poasters who were identified as having special needs. This aligns with AutoAdmit's broader commitment to diversity, equity, and inclusion.

All poasters included in this competition have been identified as autistic, retarded, and possibly gay. Please vote accordingly.

This will be the ONLY round for these poasters. Voting will run through the end of 12/22/2025.

The competitors will be listed in the first reply to this thread. Please vote in that subthread only.

Happy Holidays!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2).#49527162)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Jet roast beef principal's office

autistic, retarded, and possibly gay, tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2).#49530208)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: alcoholic elastic band

luis vs. OldHLSDude vs. To be fair vs. TSINAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2).#49527163)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:34 AM
Author: Effete business firm

TSINAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2).#49527166)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: dashing mad cow disease pit

luis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2).#49527169)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:38 AM
Author: curious indirect expression institution

OldHLSDude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2).#49527171)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: excitant sweet tailpipe

the confirmed non-gay one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2).#49527178)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: alcoholic elastic band

unfortunately, none of the aforementioned poasters have been confirmed to be non-gay. to err on the side of caution, i recommend viewing all of them as gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2).#49527226)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: charismatic french main people sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2).#49527969)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Hairless Stag Film

I have a fiancee (actual white woman) and I am not gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2).#49538040)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: excitant sweet tailpipe

Counterpoint: while your HOG may indeed be a genetic female of size, we know through your civil suits brought against you for your failure to pay debts that you have frequented gay bars often. That’s not exactly straight of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2).#49538171)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: exhilarant very tactful hospital

luis but all 4 had a great year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2).#49527180)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: Umber reading party

tsinah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2).#49527187)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: bright swollen rigor

luis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2).#49527586)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: mind-boggling parlour

OldHLSDude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2).#49527596)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: Massive library puppy

so the retard version of this is done in one single round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2).#49531494)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: curious indirect expression institution

yeah its a no holds barred arena fagoff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2).#49531514)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: bright swollen rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2).#49531533)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Massive library puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2).#49531680)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: Tan market boistinker

Hyman and gay grandpa too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2).#49527585)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: mind-boggling parlour

Gay Grandpa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2).#49527597)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: alcoholic elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2).#49528733)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: alcoholic elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2).#49530201)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Jet roast beef principal's office

TSINAH vs OldHLS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2).#49530211)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: curious indirect expression institution

Last day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2).#49531490)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Rambunctious Codepig Tanning Salon

TSINAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2).#49531549)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: alcoholic elastic band

Please vote so that our retarded poasters get the recognition they deserve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2).#49531583)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: curious indirect expression institution

cucumbers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2).#49531627)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: curious indirect expression institution

In true retard bowl fashion this matchup has concluded with either luis winning (subthread replies only) or a luis-TSINAH tie if the hanging chad who replied in his own subthread is counted. CSLG has been emailed to obtain an official ruling on the matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2).#49537691)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: alcoholic elastic band

thanks , i'm too retarded to count. also i forgot about this .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2).#49538021)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Massive library puppy

did we announce a winner or do all retards come in first in this event?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2).#49538159)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: alcoholic elastic band

In alignment with xo’s commitment to diversity, equity, and inclusion, everyone is a winner! This is primarily because all contestants are autistic and retarded, as mentioned in the original poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2).#49539110)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: charismatic french main people sanctuary

Beautiful ending ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2).#49539236)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: alcoholic elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2).#49539475)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Twisted internet-worthy electric furnace

Thank you for my participation trophy. I really like the faggy inscription, "They like me; they really like me." - S. Field

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2).#49544131)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Jet roast beef principal's office

Faggy is what we do best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2).#49544133)