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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
Beady-eyed Arrogant Heaven
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
Galvanic Avocado Dilemma Juggernaut
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
Beady-eyed Arrogant Heaven
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
Galvanic Avocado Dilemma Juggernaut
  11/11/25
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Cowardly shivering plaza
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
Ivory base
  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
thriller violet rigor
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
Beady-eyed Arrogant Heaven
  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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thirsty water buffalo
  11/11/25
Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
Beady-eyed Arrogant Heaven
  11/11/25
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Unholy Anal Address Corn Cake
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
Razzmatazz volcanic crater
  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
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  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
Beady-eyed Arrogant Heaven
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
nubile shimmering elastic band nibblets
  11/11/25
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Razzmatazz volcanic crater
  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
Soul-stirring demanding national incel
  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
Beady-eyed Arrogant Heaven
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
Talented wild hissy fit
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
Soul-stirring demanding national incel
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
Cream chapel deer antler
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
Beady-eyed Arrogant Heaven
  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
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.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  11/12/25
lmfao
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Aren’t iPods crazy?
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Cream chapel deer antler
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Darn tootin
  11/12/25
sprinted here
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.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
maize curious crackhouse mad cow disease
  11/11/25
i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
Beady-eyed Arrogant Heaven
  11/11/25
tp
mind-boggling dead cuck
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
metal liquid oxygen
  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
ruddy cracking halford
  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
Beady-eyed Arrogant Heaven
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
Supple home persian
  11/11/25
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Beady-eyed Arrogant Heaven
  11/11/25
wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont ...
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Beady-eyed Arrogant Heaven
  11/11/25
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.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  11/12/25
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massive center
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Spectacular Splenetic Rigpig
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Nothing Ever Happens
  11/12/25
they probably are unaware about the superior playing style o...
Cerebral Sexy Pit Fat Ankles
  11/11/25
How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prep...
Beady-eyed Arrogant Heaven
  11/11/25
3 words: pepper thine angus
,;;,
  11/12/25
You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimu...
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Arrogant Heaven

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Galvanic Avocado Dilemma Juggernaut

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Arrogant Heaven

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Galvanic Avocado Dilemma Juggernaut

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Cowardly shivering plaza



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Ivory base

Just tell some n word jokes.

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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: thriller violet rigor

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Arrogant Heaven

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: thriller violet rigor

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Cyan excitant fortuitous meteor

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: clutch catchphrase



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: thirsty water buffalo

arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5

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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Arrogant Heaven

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Unholy Anal Address Corn Cake



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Razzmatazz volcanic crater

go, get drunk, come home late af

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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: nubile shimmering elastic band nibblets

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Arrogant Heaven

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: nubile shimmering elastic band nibblets

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Razzmatazz volcanic crater



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Soul-stirring demanding national incel

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Arrogant Heaven

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Talented wild hissy fit

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring demanding national incel

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Cream chapel deer antler

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Arrogant Heaven

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: dashing factory reset button kitchen

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...




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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: French azure macaca site

lmfao

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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: beta motley stag film

Aren’t iPods crazy?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Cream chapel deer antler



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: massive center



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Darn tootin (πŸΎπŸ‘£)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Paralegal Jahangir

sprinted here

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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...




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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: maize curious crackhouse mad cow disease

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Arrogant Heaven

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: mind-boggling dead cuck

tp

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: metal liquid oxygen

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: ruddy cracking halford

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Arrogant Heaven

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Supple home persian

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Arrogant Heaven



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: pearl sandwich

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Arrogant Heaven



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...




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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: massive center

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: fantasy-prone frisky digit ratio marketing idea



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Spectacular Splenetic Rigpig



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Galvanic Avocado Dilemma Juggernaut



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Unholy Anal Address Corn Cake



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: metal liquid oxygen



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Cerebral Sexy Pit Fat Ankles

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Arrogant Heaven

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: ,;;,

3 words: pepper thine angus

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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Puta Judia

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

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