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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
Mildly autistic floppy shrine codepig
  12/08/25
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Mildly autistic floppy shrine codepig
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
marvelous chestnut twinkling uncleanness corn cake
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Contagious opaque voyeur cruise ship
  12/12/25
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unhinged brunch
  12/17/25
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Sable bossy haunted graveyard resort
  12/17/25
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beady-eyed flushed doctorate property
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
orchid background story
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
Mildly autistic floppy shrine codepig
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
orchid background story
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
Mildly autistic floppy shrine codepig
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
talented sapphire sanctuary
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
Mildly autistic floppy shrine codepig
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
180 hunting ground
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
Mildly autistic floppy shrine codepig
  12/18/25
lol
brilliant bonkers orchestra pit generalized bond
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
180 hunting ground
  12/17/25
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Mildly autistic floppy shrine codepig
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
unhinged brunch
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
Cerise Adventurous Dilemma
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
brilliant bonkers orchestra pit generalized bond
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
unhinged brunch
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
Cerise Adventurous Dilemma
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
unhinged brunch
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
peach flickering volcanic crater factory reset button
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
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  12/17/25
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Slate Bipolar Alpha
  12/17/25
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odious meetinghouse
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
Arousing twinkling church rigpig
  12/17/25
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Adulterous jade church building
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
Mildly autistic floppy shrine codepig
  12/17/25
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arrogant stead
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
Buck-toothed mad-dog skullcap sneaky criminal
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
swashbuckling mother main people
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
peach flickering volcanic crater factory reset button
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
swashbuckling mother main people
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
peach flickering volcanic crater factory reset button
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
swashbuckling mother main people
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
Idiotic Home Knife
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
Cerise Adventurous Dilemma
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
Buck-toothed mad-dog skullcap sneaky criminal
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
Cerise Adventurous Dilemma
  12/17/25
...
Idiotic Home Knife
  12/17/25
I am not!
Buck-toothed mad-dog skullcap sneaky criminal
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
pearl flatulent locus weed whacker
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Mildly autistic floppy shrine codepig

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Mildly autistic floppy shrine codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: marvelous chestnut twinkling uncleanness corn cake

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Contagious opaque voyeur cruise ship

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: unhinged brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Sable bossy haunted graveyard resort



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed flushed doctorate property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: orchid background story

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Mildly autistic floppy shrine codepig

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: orchid background story

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Mildly autistic floppy shrine codepig

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: talented sapphire sanctuary

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Mildly autistic floppy shrine codepig

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: 180 hunting ground

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Mildly autistic floppy shrine codepig

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: brilliant bonkers orchestra pit generalized bond

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: 180 hunting ground

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Mildly autistic floppy shrine codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: unhinged brunch

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Cerise Adventurous Dilemma

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: brilliant bonkers orchestra pit generalized bond

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: unhinged brunch

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Cerise Adventurous Dilemma

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: unhinged brunch

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: peach flickering volcanic crater factory reset button

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Fuchsia titillating lodge jap

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Slate Bipolar Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: odious meetinghouse



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Arousing twinkling church rigpig

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Adulterous jade church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Mildly autistic floppy shrine codepig

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: arrogant stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mad-dog skullcap sneaky criminal

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling mother main people

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: peach flickering volcanic crater factory reset button

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling mother main people

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: peach flickering volcanic crater factory reset button

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling mother main people

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Idiotic Home Knife

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Cerise Adventurous Dilemma

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mad-dog skullcap sneaky criminal

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Cerise Adventurous Dilemma

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Idiotic Home Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mad-dog skullcap sneaky criminal

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: pearl flatulent locus weed whacker

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518198)