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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I mess...
Cheese-eating pearly public bath indirect expression
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
Naked stage potus
  12/23/25
Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
Cheese-eating pearly public bath indirect expression
  12/23/25
Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
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Different poaster.
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  12/25/25
this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
Ruddy Locus
  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
Cheese-eating pearly public bath indirect expression
  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
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180
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good family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is f...
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Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
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logical tbh
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Not logical, smart. Very smart.
Cheese-eating pearly public bath indirect expression
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Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love. Live for y...
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My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car l...
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lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later
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This is the Torah
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Amps? Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the str...
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arousing free-loading principal's office
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very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
180 ape corn cake
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Johnsmeyer used to be funny
saffron vigorous toilet seat ticket booth
  12/24/25
(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
Cheese-eating pearly public bath indirect expression
  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
Fantasy-prone kitchen laser beams
  12/24/25
I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
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brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
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I’m here to teach. Happily married.
Cheese-eating pearly public bath indirect expression
  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
Fantasy-prone kitchen laser beams
  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
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  12/24/25
Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
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  12/25/25
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Medicated Alpha
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Stfu you robotic chink
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(6'1" wife)
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leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
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17 years I was able to fight it
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That dick made 5 kids my friend.
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It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but th...
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lol you’re right.
Cheese-eating pearly public bath indirect expression
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describe the sex? it must've been good
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smart move, but why leaving the kids? also, did you offer...
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I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that&rsqu...
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Cheese-eating pearly public bath indirect expression

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Naked stage potus

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Cheese-eating pearly public bath indirect expression

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Low-t goyim

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: Cheese-eating pearly public bath indirect expression

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Crusty maroon therapy mad cow disease



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: coral factory reset button lay



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Curious toaster digit ratio



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: purple territorial site



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: salmon codepig meetinghouse



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: lake gaming laptop



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Low-t goyim



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: lilac gay wizard genital piercing



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Glittery Sapphire Dilemma Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Cheese-eating pearly public bath indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538054)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: emerald rebellious trailer park friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: bat shit crazy home coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538668)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Ruddy Locus

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Cheese-eating pearly public bath indirect expression

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Curious toaster digit ratio

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone boiling water

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535947)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: costumed nofapping chapel

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Cheese-eating pearly public bath indirect expression

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: comical honey-headed electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Walnut sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537820)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: boyish burgundy dragon multi-billionaire

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Cheese-eating pearly public bath indirect expression

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Odious federal brunch crotch

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Cheese-eating pearly public bath indirect expression

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Odious federal brunch crotch

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Sinister Pale Pit



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: bat shit crazy home coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538669)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: hairless really tough guy volcanic crater

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: arousing free-loading principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Cheese-eating pearly public bath indirect expression

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: arousing free-loading principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: Indecent Persian Gaping

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: arousing free-loading principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: jade stimulating lodge

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: 180 ape corn cake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: saffron vigorous toilet seat ticket booth

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Cheese-eating pearly public bath indirect expression

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone kitchen laser beams

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: saffron vigorous toilet seat ticket booth

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Cheese-eating pearly public bath indirect expression

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: purple territorial site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537638)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone kitchen laser beams

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: Cheese-eating pearly public bath indirect expression

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone kitchen laser beams

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: saffron vigorous toilet seat ticket booth

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: Cheese-eating pearly public bath indirect expression

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Medicated Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537106)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: purple territorial site

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: emerald rebellious trailer park friendly grandma

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: charcoal shrine

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: nighttime mustard address brethren

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: fuchsia corner

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: Cheese-eating pearly public bath indirect expression

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: fuchsia corner

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Cheese-eating pearly public bath indirect expression

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle school cafeteria

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Cheese-eating pearly public bath indirect expression

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone kitchen laser beams

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Slap-happy Tripping Foreskin Community Account

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: salmon codepig meetinghouse

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: yellow multi-colored hall

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Cheese-eating pearly public bath indirect expression

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone kitchen laser beams

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Cheese-eating pearly public bath indirect expression

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone kitchen laser beams

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49539118)