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Made this joke at fancy dinner wife hosted. Nobody laughed

She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady d...
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lol i like it
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Haunting Erotic Multi-billionaire
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that's a good joke. those people suck
boyish amethyst goal in life
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You're invited next time
Electric death wish
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CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like e...
irradiated pink range idea he suggested
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He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so.
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That’s basically like ridiculing someone in a wheelcha...
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I guffawed
mewling fortuitous meteor
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Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal...
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It's a good joke. Get new friends.
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(except he should beat them within an inch of their respecti...
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they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so mak...
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People who can't lol at dad jokes suck.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMd2gB9L8So
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"He's a microbiologist." "Well, mine has m...
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I don't get it
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You need props. As soon as she said that, you would have pul...
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"More like Jones GAY!"
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good joke i would've laughed
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: Electric death wish

She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady doctor, introduced her husband and said he's a microbiologist. I said "he looks normal sized to me". Nobody laughed and we awkwardly moved on. I want to get my wife into an improv class so she can learn to sell my jokes.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: Violent shaky potus set



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: glittery bisexual trailer park



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Geriatric out-of-control home organic girlfriend



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: frum abode

boooo

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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: vigorous amber place of business



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Massive athletic conference

lol i like it

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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Haunting Erotic Multi-billionaire



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: boyish amethyst goal in life

that's a good joke. those people suck

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Electric death wish

You're invited next time

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: irradiated pink range idea he suggested

CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like either others felt they lacked social permission to laugh or they were autistic science dorks who don’t understand basic puns and wordplay. Very solid dad joke tier icebreaker that is a subtly vulnerable bid for people to loosen up and have fun. Not laughing is a faggy autist/self-conscious introvert move by them. You should insist that your wife owes you an anal session to make up for her betrayal.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Electric death wish

He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: bistre aromatic stock car goyim

That’s basically like ridiculing someone in a wheelchair.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Geriatric out-of-control home organic girlfriend



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: orange bawdyhouse becky



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: transparent cracking boiling water dilemma



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Gold racy corn cake



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: duck-like temple incel



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: mewling fortuitous meteor

I guffawed

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Gold racy corn cake

Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal biologist to me!” to dumb it down for them.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Newt Native

It's a good joke. Get new friends.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: arousing painfully honest therapy market

cr

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: ruddy associate

(except he should beat them within an inch of their respective lives when discarding them)

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Massive athletic conference

they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so making light of it makes them uncomfortable. the expected behavior is to act "impressed" and pump each other up about your gay striver lives.

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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Haunting Erotic Multi-billionaire

People who can't lol at dad jokes suck.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Concupiscible stage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMd2gB9L8So

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: wild emerald nursing home

"He's a microbiologist."

"Well, mine has micropenis," your wife should have said, high-fiving you

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: coiffed walnut rehab



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: bistre aromatic stock car goyim



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Electric death wish

I don't get it

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Cerebral onyx mediation

You need props. As soon as she said that, you would have pulled out a giant magnifying glass and started hovering it over him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2).#49362185)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Electric death wish



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Multi-colored claret principal's office



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Haunting Erotic Multi-billionaire



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Gold racy corn cake



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Mildly autistic black woman



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Spectacular casino

"More like Jones GAY!"

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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: dull vibrant point filthpig

good joke i would've laughed

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