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vivacious puppy school cafeteria
  12/18/25
710K
shimmering up-to-no-good native milk
  12/18/25
lawyer?
vivacious puppy school cafeteria
  12/18/25
yea
shimmering up-to-no-good native milk
  12/18/25
Biglaw?
vivacious puppy school cafeteria
  12/18/25
Me: 842k Wife: 267K Including last year's bonus
fantasy-prone copper location idea he suggested
  12/18/25
Lawyers?
frisky olive cumskin
  12/18/25
My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet
fantasy-prone copper location idea he suggested
  12/18/25
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tantric wrinkle box office
  12/18/25
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Appetizing charcoal jap
  12/19/25
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Harsh Navy Voyeur
  12/19/25
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cheese-eating vermilion sweet tailpipe locale
  12/19/25
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anal out-of-control chad clown
  12/20/25
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haunting crawly halford regret
  12/21/25
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boyish rigor chapel
  12/21/25
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Flickering twinkling institution becky
  12/21/25
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curious blathering ceo
  12/22/25
$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in ov...
brass maniacal sanctuary
  12/18/25
Trash or legal fees?
vivacious puppy school cafeteria
  12/18/25
Picking up trash would be much more dignified
brass maniacal sanctuary
  12/18/25
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Appetizing charcoal jap
  12/19/25
$130k in shitlaw
Learning disabled mahogany home new version
  12/18/25
as a solo? associate? paralegal?
Fuchsia multi-colored sneaky criminal
  12/18/25
AssociaTTTe
Learning disabled mahogany home new version
  12/18/25
why dont you go solo?
vivacious puppy school cafeteria
  12/18/25
I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH
slimy degenerate stage
  12/19/25
Nigger voicemail$
Learning disabled mahogany home new version
  12/19/25
A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poo...
Vigorous Bipolar Locus
  12/18/25
When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was t...
Vigorous Bipolar Locus
  12/18/25
To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and...
Vigorous Bipolar Locus
  12/18/25
you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages...
disturbing crackhouse
  12/18/25
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shimmering up-to-no-good native milk
  12/18/25
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Yapping lime lay
  12/19/25
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Passionate Center
  12/21/25
In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from...
Appetizing charcoal jap
  12/19/25
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histrionic old irish cottage
  12/19/25
Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?
Fragrant Black National Water Buffalo
  12/19/25
Over $400k if you add wife. After tax income: ~200k H...
Vigorous Bipolar Locus
  12/19/25
You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.
Fragrant Black National Water Buffalo
  12/19/25
you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not...
Crusty step-uncle's house round eye
  12/20/25
I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fu...
Fragrant Black National Water Buffalo
  12/21/25
286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k
Pearly volcanic crater
  12/18/25
Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and...
Appetizing charcoal jap
  12/19/25
PATRIARCHY!!! Of course it doesn’t.
cerise swashbuckling den
  12/19/25
Oh. So why does she work?
Appetizing charcoal jap
  12/19/25
180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid
Red pisswyrm
  12/18/25
don't you brag about being rich?
Yapping lime lay
  12/19/25
sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full ...
Idiotic shitlib
  12/19/25
me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k but i was also laid off
Dark Candlestick Maker
  12/18/25
if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so
disturbing crackhouse
  12/18/25
Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?
contagious knife
  12/18/25
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razzle cuckold
  12/18/25
$790K. Wife made about $15K.
Fragrant Black National Water Buffalo
  12/18/25
Doing what, and why?
vivacious puppy school cafeteria
  12/18/25
I am atty.
Fragrant Black National Water Buffalo
  12/18/25
I know that, I meant your wife
vivacious puppy school cafeteria
  12/18/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Vigorous Bipolar Locus
  12/18/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Thriller cocky ticket booth
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Thriller cocky ticket booth
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Emerald station
  12/21/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Violent property trump supporter
  12/23/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Thriller cocky ticket booth
  12/23/25
Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier th...
vibrant sickened cruise ship
  12/18/25
I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.
Appetizing charcoal jap
  12/19/25
yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious...
Emerald station
  12/21/25
You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of p...
vibrant sickened cruise ship
  12/21/25
I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. ...
Fragrant Black National Water Buffalo
  12/22/25
Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for ...
vibrant sickened cruise ship
  12/22/25
? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed...
Fragrant Black National Water Buffalo
  12/22/25
I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?
Emerald station
  12/22/25
lol I make more money than lex tp
haunting crawly halford regret
  12/21/25
Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy
Fragrant Black National Water Buffalo
  12/21/25
I feel safe in this subthread
Insecure yarmulke kitty
  12/22/25
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Insecure yarmulke kitty
  12/22/25
lex how’s your dating life? jw
Insecure yarmulke kitty
  12/22/25
I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: thre...
vibrant sickened cruise ship
  12/22/25
why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings
disturbing crackhouse
  12/18/25
Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in ...
razzle cuckold
  12/18/25
i don't even know whether my wife has a job
disturbing crackhouse
  12/18/25
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cheese-eating vermilion sweet tailpipe locale
  12/19/25
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Appetizing charcoal jap
  12/19/25
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Insecure yarmulke kitty
  12/22/25
not enough.
Yapping lime lay
  12/18/25
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mint menage double fault
  12/20/25
little under $6M
titillating casino
  12/18/25
MFCR. State occupation, thank.
Vigorous Bipolar Locus
  12/18/25
271K TOPS
fantasy-prone copper location idea he suggested
  12/18/25
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abusive galvanic hall digit ratio
  12/18/25
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Red pisswyrm
  12/18/25
sorry ur mad
titillating casino
  12/19/25
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Aggressive amethyst mood nowag
  12/20/25
Six figures, champ.
Effete sound barrier mexican
  12/18/25
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tantric wrinkle box office
  12/18/25
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Yapping lime lay
  12/18/25
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bossy bateful fat ankles university
  12/20/25
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Flickering twinkling institution becky
  12/21/25
-$184K
mustard cerebral market
  12/18/25
I fail to see how this is relevant.
Razzle-dazzle iridescent stag film turdskin
  12/18/25
Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits,...
Rebellious point associate
  12/18/25
holy fuck how jewish are you
Harsh Navy Voyeur
  12/19/25
low-200s
frozen khaki multi-billionaire hominid
  12/18/25
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Umber Skinny Woman Temple
  12/18/25
like 2 million
honey-headed abode
  12/18/25
$360k in tech
supple buff main people library
  12/19/25
Less than I want but way more than I deserve
motley corner
  12/19/25
I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. The...
Razzmatazz bat-shit-crazy lodge hairy legs
  12/19/25
Shrew'd
motley corner
  12/19/25
lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy th...
curious blathering ceo
  12/19/25
She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. Sh...
Razzmatazz bat-shit-crazy lodge hairy legs
  12/19/25
(guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the s...
Idiotic shitlib
  12/19/25
thank you
Razzmatazz bat-shit-crazy lodge hairy legs
  12/19/25
I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be sai...
excitant dog poop
  12/19/25
Who wants to pay off my house
white aphrodisiac church building
  12/19/25
negative money (lived off debt)
chartreuse fluffy faggot firefighter
  12/19/25
~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(
Confused dilemma rigpig
  12/19/25
what happened
Harsh Navy Voyeur
  12/19/25
i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if...
Confused dilemma rigpig
  12/19/25
if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual...
cheese-eating vermilion sweet tailpipe locale
  12/19/25
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vivacious puppy school cafeteria
  12/19/25
Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to t...
diverse whorehouse gunner
  12/19/25
$600k as solo lolyer.
histrionic old irish cottage
  12/19/25
Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decim...
Chrome submissive stead incel
  12/20/25
~$900k
cerise swashbuckling den
  12/19/25
Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.
amber public bath
  12/19/25
Wow.
mint menage double fault
  12/19/25
Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.
Yapping lime lay
  12/19/25
How many blowjobs can I get for that?
amber public bath
  12/19/25
well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying...
Yapping lime lay
  12/19/25
That 1/3 sounds disappointing.
amber public bath
  12/19/25
lol
rusted death wish garrison
  12/19/25
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Yapping lime lay
  12/22/25
you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so ...
Idiotic shitlib
  12/19/25
the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads...
mildly autistic dingle berry
  12/19/25
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Idiotic shitlib
  12/19/25
I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the ...
Violent property trump supporter
  12/19/25
Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.
sooty hideous address keepsake machete
  12/19/25
if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off lik...
Cowardly area haunted graveyard
  12/19/25
Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by s...
sooty hideous address keepsake machete
  12/20/25
LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups fr...
mildly autistic dingle berry
  12/21/25
You sound poor
curious blathering ceo
  12/19/25
but self-selection...
bossy bateful fat ankles university
  12/20/25
I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearl...
adulterous fear-inspiring business firm dopamine
  12/19/25
XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!" ...
comical roast beef space
  12/19/25
Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t sur...
adulterous fear-inspiring business firm dopamine
  12/19/25
Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawye...
motley corner
  12/20/25
It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law s...
adulterous fear-inspiring business firm dopamine
  12/20/25
back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're ...
shimmering up-to-no-good native milk
  12/20/25
Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a c...
Insecure yarmulke kitty
  12/20/25
TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of st...
adulterous fear-inspiring business firm dopamine
  12/20/25
this is correct. I started with 26 people in my summer c...
titillating casino
  12/20/25
amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here
comical roast beef space
  12/20/25
The personality that really likes it here actually thrives i...
mint menage double fault
  12/20/25
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vivacious puppy school cafeteria
  12/20/25
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shimmering up-to-no-good native milk
  12/20/25
$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there&r...
anal out-of-control chad clown
  12/19/25
I paid just under that in taxes this year
supple buff main people library
  12/20/25
somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit ...
kink-friendly resort jewess
  12/20/25
this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.
kink-friendly resort jewess
  12/20/25
actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep clos...
kink-friendly resort jewess
  12/20/25
A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. ...
Outnumbered nighttime national security agency mad-dog skullcap
  12/20/25
How do you get your taxable income lower?
Racy Site Goyim
  12/20/25
Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own ...
Outnumbered nighttime national security agency mad-dog skullcap
  12/20/25
Creative but nothing fraud tp
vivacious puppy school cafeteria
  12/20/25
Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?
Fragrant Black National Water Buffalo
  12/21/25
Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing wha...
Outnumbered nighttime national security agency mad-dog skullcap
  12/21/25
...
Fragrant Black National Water Buffalo
  12/21/25
About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyo...
sooty hideous address keepsake machete
  12/20/25
425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner...
Crusty step-uncle's house round eye
  12/20/25
still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp
Bat Shit Crazy Twinkling Uncleanness House
  12/21/25
it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started th...
Emerald station
  12/21/25
That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in?...
Fragrant Black National Water Buffalo
  12/21/25
at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. th...
Emerald station
  12/21/25
We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earne...
Fragrant Black National Water Buffalo
  12/22/25
Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning l...
vivacious puppy school cafeteria
  12/21/25
it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the...
Emerald station
  12/21/25
are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltw...
vivacious puppy school cafeteria
  12/21/25
if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditiona...
Emerald station
  12/21/25
i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom f...
vivacious puppy school cafeteria
  12/21/25
yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur a...
Emerald station
  12/21/25
are you still pozzed?
vivacious puppy school cafeteria
  12/21/25
undetectable brother
Emerald station
  12/21/25
i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host
vivacious puppy school cafeteria
  12/21/25
wow this is hot, let's take this off boart
Emerald station
  12/21/25
$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)
puce very tactful tanning salon
  12/21/25
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boyish rigor chapel
  12/21/25
Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business c...
yellow talented piazza
  12/21/25
600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t rea...
impertinent fiercely-loyal pervert senate
  12/21/25
180 last note
vibrant sickened cruise ship
  12/22/25
About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and othe...
Racy Site Goyim
  12/21/25
that is 180, very impressive. very unlikely everything wi...
Emerald station
  12/21/25
I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a ...
Fragrant Black National Water Buffalo
  12/21/25
i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody ...
Emerald station
  12/21/25
just do discreet affairs bro
Fuchsia multi-colored sneaky criminal
  12/21/25
Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains...
Racy Site Goyim
  12/24/25
I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do t...
Scarlet Parlor Trust Fund
  12/26/25
CSLG free thread. Odd case.
elite immigrant goal in life
  12/22/25
Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't kno...
Flickering twinkling institution becky
  12/22/25
count any bonus you received in calendar 2025
shimmering up-to-no-good native milk
  12/23/25
I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am...
sooty hideous address keepsake machete
  12/22/25
About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $...
Scarlet Parlor Trust Fund
  12/22/25
Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.
mint menage double fault
  12/22/25
whats the other 35%
shimmering up-to-no-good native milk
  12/23/25
cap gains
Violent property trump supporter
  12/25/25
are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need...
shimmering up-to-no-good native milk
  12/25/25
I'm up like $440k now on the year.
mint menage double fault
  12/25/25
~$500k
Bat Shit Crazy Twinkling Uncleanness House
  12/25/25


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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: vivacious puppy school cafeteria



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: shimmering up-to-no-good native milk

710K

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: vivacious puppy school cafeteria

lawyer?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: shimmering up-to-no-good native milk

yea

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: vivacious puppy school cafeteria

Biglaw?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: fantasy-prone copper location idea he suggested

Me: 842k

Wife: 267K

Including last year's bonus

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: frisky olive cumskin

Lawyers?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: fantasy-prone copper location idea he suggested

My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: tantric wrinkle box office



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Appetizing charcoal jap



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Harsh Navy Voyeur



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: cheese-eating vermilion sweet tailpipe locale



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: anal out-of-control chad clown



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: haunting crawly halford regret



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: boyish rigor chapel



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Flickering twinkling institution becky



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: curious blathering ceo



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: brass maniacal sanctuary

$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: vivacious puppy school cafeteria

Trash or legal fees?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: brass maniacal sanctuary

Picking up trash would be much more dignified

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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Appetizing charcoal jap



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Learning disabled mahogany home new version

$130k in shitlaw

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Fuchsia multi-colored sneaky criminal

as a solo? associate? paralegal?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Learning disabled mahogany home new version

AssociaTTTe

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: vivacious puppy school cafeteria

why dont you go solo?

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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: slimy degenerate stage

I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH

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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Learning disabled mahogany home new version

Nigger voicemail$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49523830)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Vigorous Bipolar Locus

A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49519948)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Vigorous Bipolar Locus

When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.

Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.

Turns out I was a retard for going in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520231)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Vigorous Bipolar Locus

To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: disturbing crackhouse

you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520352)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: shimmering up-to-no-good native milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520383)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Yapping lime lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522387)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Passionate Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49528363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Appetizing charcoal jap

In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?

This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522250)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: histrionic old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522385)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Fragrant Black National Water Buffalo

Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522508)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Vigorous Bipolar Locus

Over $400k if you add wife.

After tax income: ~200k

Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k

Child care: ~$50k

Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522995)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Fragrant Black National Water Buffalo

You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49523480)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Crusty step-uncle's house round eye

you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49525980)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Fragrant Black National Water Buffalo

I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49528347)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Pearly volcanic crater

286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49519951)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Appetizing charcoal jap

Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522256)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: cerise swashbuckling den

PATRIARCHY!!!

Of course it doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522337)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Appetizing charcoal jap

Oh. So why does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522351)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: Red pisswyrm

180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49519965)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Yapping lime lay

don't you brag about being rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522392)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Idiotic shitlib

sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522784)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Dark Candlestick Maker

me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k

but i was also laid off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49519995)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: disturbing crackhouse

if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520019)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: contagious knife

Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520082)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: razzle cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520207)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Fragrant Black National Water Buffalo

$790K. Wife made about $15K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520114)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: vivacious puppy school cafeteria

Doing what, and why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520142)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Fragrant Black National Water Buffalo

I am atty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520156)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: vivacious puppy school cafeteria

I know that, I meant your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520161)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Vigorous Bipolar Locus

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Thriller cocky ticket booth

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522699)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Thriller cocky ticket booth

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522705)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Emerald station

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527326)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Violent property trump supporter

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49532966)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Thriller cocky ticket booth

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49534294)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: vibrant sickened cruise ship

Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520223)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Appetizing charcoal jap

I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522258)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Emerald station

yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: vibrant sickened cruise ship

You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Fragrant Black National Water Buffalo

I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531954)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: vibrant sickened cruise ship

Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531959)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Fragrant Black National Water Buffalo

? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531998)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Emerald station

I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49532872)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: haunting crawly halford regret

lol I make more money than lex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49528370)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Fragrant Black National Water Buffalo

Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49528421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Insecure yarmulke kitty

I feel safe in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531586)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Insecure yarmulke kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531589)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Insecure yarmulke kitty

lex how’s your dating life? jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531592)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: vibrant sickened cruise ship

I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531824)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: disturbing crackhouse

why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520253)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: razzle cuckold

Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520283)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: disturbing crackhouse

i don't even know whether my wife has a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: cheese-eating vermilion sweet tailpipe locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522246)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Appetizing charcoal jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522259)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Insecure yarmulke kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531594)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Yapping lime lay

not enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520256)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: mint menage double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49524556)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: titillating casino

little under $6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520288)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Vigorous Bipolar Locus

MFCR. State occupation, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: fantasy-prone copper location idea he suggested

271K TOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520377)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: abusive galvanic hall digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520585)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Red pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520702)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: titillating casino

sorry ur mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522735)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Aggressive amethyst mood nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49525741)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Effete sound barrier mexican

Six figures, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520329)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: tantric wrinkle box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520502)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Yapping lime lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520594)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: bossy bateful fat ankles university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49524786)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Flickering twinkling institution becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49528564)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: mustard cerebral market

-$184K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle iridescent stag film turdskin

I fail to see how this is relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Rebellious point associate

Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520506)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Harsh Navy Voyeur

holy fuck how jewish are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: frozen khaki multi-billionaire hominid

low-200s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520548)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Umber Skinny Woman Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520555)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: honey-headed abode

like 2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520858)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: supple buff main people library

$360k in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522161)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: motley corner

Less than I want but way more than I deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522182)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Razzmatazz bat-shit-crazy lodge hairy legs

I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522192)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: motley corner

Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522198)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: curious blathering ceo

lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bat-shit-crazy lodge hairy legs

She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522694)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: Idiotic shitlib

(guy playing the long game)

at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522791)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bat-shit-crazy lodge hairy legs

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: excitant dog poop

I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49524077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: white aphrodisiac church building

Who wants to pay off my house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522200)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: chartreuse fluffy faggot firefighter

negative money (lived off debt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522220)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Confused dilemma rigpig

~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522245)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Harsh Navy Voyeur

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522255)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Confused dilemma rigpig

i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522320)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: cheese-eating vermilion sweet tailpipe locale

if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.

my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522248)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: vivacious puppy school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: diverse whorehouse gunner

Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: histrionic old irish cottage

$600k as solo lolyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522333)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Chrome submissive stead incel

Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49525725)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: cerise swashbuckling den

~$900k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522345)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: amber public bath

Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522793)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: mint menage double fault

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522813)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Yapping lime lay

Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49523151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: amber public bath

How many blowjobs can I get for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49523174)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Yapping lime lay

well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49523284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: amber public bath

That 1/3 sounds disappointing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49523287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: rusted death wish garrison

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49523843)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Yapping lime lay



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Idiotic shitlib

you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522815)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: mildly autistic dingle berry

the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522960)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Idiotic shitlib



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Violent property trump supporter

I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49523288)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: sooty hideous address keepsake machete

Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49523407)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Cowardly area haunted graveyard

if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+

maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49523780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: sooty hideous address keepsake machete

Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49525630)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: mildly autistic dingle berry

LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49529038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: curious blathering ceo

You sound poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49523499)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: bossy bateful fat ankles university

but self-selection...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49524790)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: adulterous fear-inspiring business firm dopamine

I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49523808)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: comical roast beef space

XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"

*rubs hands togther*

"But I made 750k last year!!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49523866)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: adulterous fear-inspiring business firm dopamine

Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.

And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49523884)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: motley corner

Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49524660)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: adulterous fear-inspiring business firm dopamine

It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49525097)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: shimmering up-to-no-good native milk

back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14

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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Insecure yarmulke kitty

Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: adulterous fear-inspiring business firm dopamine

TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49526155)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: titillating casino

this is correct.

I started with 26 people in my summer class.

Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.

Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr

three others are in-house

All others are somewhere other than law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49524780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: comical roast beef space

amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49525050)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: mint menage double fault

The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49525106)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: vivacious puppy school cafeteria



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: shimmering up-to-no-good native milk



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: anal out-of-control chad clown

$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49523890)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: supple buff main people library

I paid just under that in taxes this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49525732)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: kink-friendly resort jewess

somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49524680)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: kink-friendly resort jewess

this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: kink-friendly resort jewess

actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49524686)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Outnumbered nighttime national security agency mad-dog skullcap

A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.

Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.

Solo PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49525770)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Racy Site Goyim

How do you get your taxable income lower?

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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Outnumbered nighttime national security agency mad-dog skullcap

Bought a car (100% depreciation)

Pay myself rent -- I own office building

Office building depreciation/property taxes

Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off.

like 75k in meals and travel

Gas

Health Insurance

Mortgage interest home/office

I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc.

~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.

Creative but nothing fraud.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49526021)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: vivacious puppy school cafeteria

Creative but nothing fraud tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49526159)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Fragrant Black National Water Buffalo

Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?

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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Outnumbered nighttime national security agency mad-dog skullcap

Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49528026)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Fragrant Black National Water Buffalo



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: sooty hideous address keepsake machete

About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49525872)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Crusty step-uncle's house round eye

425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49525997)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Twinkling Uncleanness House

still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527285)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Emerald station

it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.

next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527322)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Fragrant Black National Water Buffalo

That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527331)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Emerald station

at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.

i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.

equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.

if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.

we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.

all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527344)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Fragrant Black National Water Buffalo

We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.

It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531713)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: vivacious puppy school cafeteria

Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Emerald station

it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.

when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)

you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527346)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: vivacious puppy school cafeteria

are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Emerald station

if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?

i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.

we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527357)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: vivacious puppy school cafeteria

i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead?

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Emerald station

yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass

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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: vivacious puppy school cafeteria

are you still pozzed?

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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Emerald station

undetectable brother

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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: vivacious puppy school cafeteria

i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host

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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Emerald station

wow this is hot, let's take this off boart

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: puce very tactful tanning salon

$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)

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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: boyish rigor chapel



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: yellow talented piazza

Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros.

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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: impertinent fiercely-loyal pervert senate

600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked

30hr/week

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: vibrant sickened cruise ship

180 last note

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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Racy Site Goyim

About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.

It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.

However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.

Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527645)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Emerald station

that is 180, very impressive.

very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.

but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.

on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49528240)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Fragrant Black National Water Buffalo

I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake.

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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Emerald station

i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49528390)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Fuchsia multi-colored sneaky criminal

just do discreet affairs bro

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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Racy Site Goyim

Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49538515)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: Scarlet Parlor Trust Fund

I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49540547)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: elite immigrant goal in life

CSLG free thread. Odd case.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Flickering twinkling institution becky

Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531946)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: shimmering up-to-no-good native milk

count any bonus you received in calendar 2025

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: sooty hideous address keepsake machete

I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531986)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Scarlet Parlor Trust Fund

About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.

Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: mint menage double fault

Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.

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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: shimmering up-to-no-good native milk

whats the other 35%

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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Violent property trump supporter

cap gains

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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: shimmering up-to-no-good native milk

are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number

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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: mint menage double fault

I'm up like $440k now on the year.

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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Twinkling Uncleanness House

~$500k

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