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How much money did you make this year? ($$$)

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twisted violent water buffalo tattoo
  12/18/25
710K
Sepia den
  12/18/25
lawyer?
twisted violent water buffalo tattoo
  12/18/25
yea
Sepia den
  12/18/25
Biglaw?
twisted violent water buffalo tattoo
  12/18/25
Me: 842k Wife: 267K Including last year's bonus
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  12/18/25
Lawyers?
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  12/18/25
My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet
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Unholy Address
  12/18/25
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  12/19/25
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  12/20/25
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  12/21/25
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  12/21/25
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  12/22/25
$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in ov...
Tan state dragon
  12/18/25
Trash or legal fees?
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  12/18/25
Picking up trash would be much more dignified
Tan state dragon
  12/18/25
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Charismatic azn community account
  12/19/25
$130k in shitlaw
Sienna Adventurous Organic Girlfriend Spot
  12/18/25
as a solo? associate? paralegal?
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  12/18/25
AssociaTTTe
Sienna Adventurous Organic Girlfriend Spot
  12/18/25
why dont you go solo?
twisted violent water buffalo tattoo
  12/18/25
I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH
Fishy Startling Nursing Home
  12/19/25
Nigger voicemail$
Sienna Adventurous Organic Girlfriend Spot
  12/19/25
A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poo...
Kink-friendly Trust Fund
  12/18/25
When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was t...
Kink-friendly Trust Fund
  12/18/25
To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and...
Kink-friendly Trust Fund
  12/18/25
you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages...
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  12/18/25
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  12/18/25
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  12/21/25
In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from...
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  12/19/25
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  12/19/25
Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?
Federal frozen plaza cuck
  12/19/25
Over $400k if you add wife. After tax income: ~200k H...
Kink-friendly Trust Fund
  12/19/25
You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.
Federal frozen plaza cuck
  12/19/25
you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not...
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  12/20/25
I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fu...
Federal frozen plaza cuck
  12/21/25
286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k
Black painfully honest feces
  12/18/25
Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and...
Charismatic azn community account
  12/19/25
PATRIARCHY!!! Of course it doesn’t.
Deep church
  12/19/25
Oh. So why does she work?
Charismatic azn community account
  12/19/25
180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid
comical jet-lagged chapel hominid
  12/18/25
don't you brag about being rich?
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sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full ...
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  12/19/25
me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k but i was also laid off
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  12/18/25
if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so
Razzle Giraffe Dingle Berry
  12/18/25
Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?
duck-like casino people who are hurt
  12/18/25
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  12/18/25
$790K. Wife made about $15K.
Federal frozen plaza cuck
  12/18/25
Doing what, and why?
twisted violent water buffalo tattoo
  12/18/25
I am atty.
Federal frozen plaza cuck
  12/18/25
I know that, I meant your wife
twisted violent water buffalo tattoo
  12/18/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Kink-friendly Trust Fund
  12/18/25
I understand that he's an attorney
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  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Provocative glassy lay fortuitous meteor
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
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  12/21/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
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  12/23/25
I understand that he's an attorney
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  12/23/25
Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier th...
mewling crackhouse stain
  12/18/25
I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.
Charismatic azn community account
  12/19/25
yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious...
180 center reading party
  12/21/25
You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of p...
mewling crackhouse stain
  12/21/25
I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. ...
Federal frozen plaza cuck
  12/22/25
Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for ...
mewling crackhouse stain
  12/22/25
? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed...
Federal frozen plaza cuck
  12/22/25
I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?
180 center reading party
  12/22/25
lol I make more money than lex tp
Salmon shaky elastic band stage
  12/21/25
Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy
Federal frozen plaza cuck
  12/21/25
I feel safe in this subthread
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  12/22/25
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crusty gay wizard
  12/22/25
lex how’s your dating life? jw
crusty gay wizard
  12/22/25
I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: thre...
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  12/22/25
why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings
Razzle Giraffe Dingle Berry
  12/18/25
Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in ...
pearly passionate national skinny woman
  12/18/25
i don't even know whether my wife has a job
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  12/22/25
not enough.
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buff bateful crotch ladyboy
  12/20/25
little under $6M
Glittery dun wrinkle
  12/18/25
MFCR. State occupation, thank.
Kink-friendly Trust Fund
  12/18/25
271K TOPS
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arrogant kitchen
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comical jet-lagged chapel hominid
  12/18/25
sorry ur mad
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soul-stirring black woman
  12/20/25
Six figures, champ.
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  12/18/25
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Unholy Address
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  12/20/25
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lascivious emerald pistol
  12/21/25
-$184K
Supple home
  12/18/25
I fail to see how this is relevant.
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  12/18/25
Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits,...
Slap-happy Floppy Hospital
  12/18/25
holy fuck how jewish are you
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  12/19/25
low-200s
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Indigo Meetinghouse
  12/18/25
like 2 million
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  12/18/25
$360k in tech
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  12/19/25
Less than I want but way more than I deserve
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  12/19/25
I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. The...
cocky dopamine
  12/19/25
Shrew'd
Frum costumed trailer park
  12/19/25
lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy th...
seedy gaping rigpig
  12/19/25
She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. Sh...
cocky dopamine
  12/19/25
(guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the s...
Swashbuckling location internal respiration
  12/19/25
thank you
cocky dopamine
  12/19/25
I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be sai...
Stubborn sound barrier step-uncle's house
  12/19/25
Who wants to pay off my house
Violet set
  12/19/25
negative money (lived off debt)
Frisky Parlour Sneaky Criminal
  12/19/25
~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(
Cheese-eating Irradiated Heaven Doctorate
  12/19/25
what happened
spectacular rambunctious theater
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i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if...
Cheese-eating Irradiated Heaven Doctorate
  12/19/25
if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual...
thriller ratface
  12/19/25
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twisted violent water buffalo tattoo
  12/19/25
Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to t...
Stirring amethyst bawdyhouse
  12/19/25
$600k as solo lolyer.
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  12/19/25
Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decim...
thirsty library
  12/20/25
~$900k
Deep church
  12/19/25
Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.
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  12/19/25
Wow.
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  12/19/25
Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.
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  12/19/25
How many blowjobs can I get for that?
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  12/19/25
well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying...
exciting cerise alpha temple
  12/19/25
That 1/3 sounds disappointing.
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  12/19/25
lol
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  12/22/25
you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so ...
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  12/19/25
the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads...
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  12/19/25
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Swashbuckling location internal respiration
  12/19/25
I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the ...
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  12/19/25
Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.
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  12/19/25
if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off lik...
slate vivacious boistinker
  12/19/25
Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by s...
submissive kitty cat
  12/20/25
LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups fr...
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  12/21/25
You sound poor
seedy gaping rigpig
  12/19/25
but self-selection...
Anal public bath scourge upon the earth
  12/20/25
I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearl...
Electric market faggotry
  12/19/25
XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!" ...
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  12/19/25
Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t sur...
Electric market faggotry
  12/19/25
Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawye...
Frum costumed trailer park
  12/20/25
It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law s...
Electric market faggotry
  12/20/25
back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're ...
Sepia den
  12/20/25
Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a c...
crusty gay wizard
  12/20/25
TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of st...
Electric market faggotry
  12/20/25
this is correct. I started with 26 people in my summer c...
Glittery dun wrinkle
  12/20/25
amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here
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  12/20/25
The personality that really likes it here actually thrives i...
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  12/20/25
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twisted violent water buffalo tattoo
  12/20/25
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Sepia den
  12/20/25
$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there&r...
coral persian parlor
  12/19/25
I paid just under that in taxes this year
Dashing corn cake theater stage
  12/20/25
somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit ...
pungent boltzmann indirect expression
  12/20/25
this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.
pungent boltzmann indirect expression
  12/20/25
actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep clos...
pungent boltzmann indirect expression
  12/20/25
A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. ...
balding french old irish cottage garrison
  12/20/25
How do you get your taxable income lower?
Aromatic High-end Site Therapy
  12/20/25
Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own ...
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  12/20/25
Creative but nothing fraud tp
twisted violent water buffalo tattoo
  12/20/25
Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?
Federal frozen plaza cuck
  12/21/25
Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing wha...
balding french old irish cottage garrison
  12/21/25
...
Federal frozen plaza cuck
  12/21/25
About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyo...
submissive kitty cat
  12/20/25
425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner...
Magenta hot institution international law enforcement agency
  12/20/25
still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp
buck-toothed candlestick maker
  12/21/25
it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started th...
180 center reading party
  12/21/25
That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in?...
Federal frozen plaza cuck
  12/21/25
at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. th...
180 center reading party
  12/21/25
We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earne...
Federal frozen plaza cuck
  12/22/25
Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning l...
twisted violent water buffalo tattoo
  12/21/25
it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the...
180 center reading party
  12/21/25
are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltw...
twisted violent water buffalo tattoo
  12/21/25
if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditiona...
180 center reading party
  12/21/25
i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom f...
twisted violent water buffalo tattoo
  12/21/25
yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur a...
180 center reading party
  12/21/25
are you still pozzed?
twisted violent water buffalo tattoo
  12/21/25
undetectable brother
180 center reading party
  12/21/25
i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host
twisted violent water buffalo tattoo
  12/21/25
wow this is hot, let's take this off boart
180 center reading party
  12/21/25
$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)
Doobsian karate
  12/21/25
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zippy principal's office idiot
  12/21/25
Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business c...
chocolate coldplay fan
  12/21/25
600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t rea...
bistre cerebral forum
  12/21/25
180 last note
mewling crackhouse stain
  12/22/25
About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and othe...
Aromatic High-end Site Therapy
  12/21/25
that is 180, very impressive. very unlikely everything wi...
180 center reading party
  12/21/25
I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a ...
Federal frozen plaza cuck
  12/21/25
i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody ...
180 center reading party
  12/21/25
just do discreet affairs bro
appetizing big-titted depressive stage
  12/21/25
Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains...
Aromatic High-end Site Therapy
  12/24/25
I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do t...
honey-headed voyeur volcanic crater
  12/26/25
CSLG free thread. Odd case.
purple big point
  12/22/25
Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't kno...
lascivious emerald pistol
  12/22/25
count any bonus you received in calendar 2025
Sepia den
  12/23/25
I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am...
submissive kitty cat
  12/22/25
About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $...
honey-headed voyeur volcanic crater
  12/22/25
Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.
buff bateful crotch ladyboy
  12/22/25
whats the other 35%
Sepia den
  12/23/25
cap gains
contagious roast beef headpube
  12/25/25
are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need...
Sepia den
  12/25/25
I'm up like $440k now on the year.
buff bateful crotch ladyboy
  12/25/25
~$500k
buck-toothed candlestick maker
  12/25/25


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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: twisted violent water buffalo tattoo



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Sepia den

710K

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: twisted violent water buffalo tattoo

lawyer?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Sepia den

yea

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: twisted violent water buffalo tattoo

Biglaw?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: aphrodisiac flesh area keepsake machete

Me: 842k

Wife: 267K

Including last year's bonus

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: hairless senate cumskin

Lawyers?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: aphrodisiac flesh area keepsake machete

My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Unholy Address



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Charismatic azn community account



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: thriller ratface



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: coral persian parlor



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Salmon shaky elastic band stage



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: zippy principal's office idiot



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: lascivious emerald pistol



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: seedy gaping rigpig



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Tan state dragon

$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: twisted violent water buffalo tattoo

Trash or legal fees?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Tan state dragon

Picking up trash would be much more dignified

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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Charismatic azn community account



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Sienna Adventurous Organic Girlfriend Spot

$130k in shitlaw

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: appetizing big-titted depressive stage

as a solo? associate? paralegal?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Sienna Adventurous Organic Girlfriend Spot

AssociaTTTe

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: twisted violent water buffalo tattoo

why dont you go solo?

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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Fishy Startling Nursing Home

I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH

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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Sienna Adventurous Organic Girlfriend Spot

Nigger voicemail$

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Trust Fund

A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor.

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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Trust Fund

When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.

Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.

Turns out I was a retard for going in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520231)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Trust Fund

To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Razzle Giraffe Dingle Berry

you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520352)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Sepia den



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: exciting cerise alpha temple



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: wonderful theatre



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Charismatic azn community account

In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?

This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522250)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: splenetic athletic conference



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Federal frozen plaza cuck

Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522508)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Trust Fund

Over $400k if you add wife.

After tax income: ~200k

Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k

Child care: ~$50k

Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522995)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Federal frozen plaza cuck

You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49523480)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Magenta hot institution international law enforcement agency

you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49525980)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Federal frozen plaza cuck

I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49528347)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Black painfully honest feces

286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49519951)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Charismatic azn community account

Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522256)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Deep church

PATRIARCHY!!!

Of course it doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522337)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Charismatic azn community account

Oh. So why does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522351)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: comical jet-lagged chapel hominid

180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49519965)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: exciting cerise alpha temple

don't you brag about being rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522392)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Swashbuckling location internal respiration

sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522784)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: azure juggernaut dilemma

me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k

but i was also laid off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49519995)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Razzle Giraffe Dingle Berry

if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520019)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: duck-like casino people who are hurt

Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520082)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: pearly passionate national skinny woman



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Federal frozen plaza cuck

$790K. Wife made about $15K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520114)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: twisted violent water buffalo tattoo

Doing what, and why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520142)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Federal frozen plaza cuck

I am atty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520156)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: twisted violent water buffalo tattoo

I know that, I meant your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520161)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Trust Fund

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Provocative glassy lay fortuitous meteor

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522699)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Provocative glassy lay fortuitous meteor

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522705)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: 180 center reading party

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527326)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: contagious roast beef headpube

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49532966)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Provocative glassy lay fortuitous meteor

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49534294)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: mewling crackhouse stain

Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520223)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Charismatic azn community account

I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522258)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: 180 center reading party

yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: mewling crackhouse stain

You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Federal frozen plaza cuck

I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531954)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: mewling crackhouse stain

Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531959)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Federal frozen plaza cuck

? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531998)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: 180 center reading party

I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49532872)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Salmon shaky elastic band stage

lol I make more money than lex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49528370)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Federal frozen plaza cuck

Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49528421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: crusty gay wizard

I feel safe in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531586)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: crusty gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531589)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: crusty gay wizard

lex how’s your dating life? jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531592)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: mewling crackhouse stain

I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531824)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Razzle Giraffe Dingle Berry

why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520253)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: pearly passionate national skinny woman

Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520283)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Razzle Giraffe Dingle Berry

i don't even know whether my wife has a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: thriller ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522246)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Charismatic azn community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522259)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: crusty gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531594)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: exciting cerise alpha temple

not enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520256)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: buff bateful crotch ladyboy



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Glittery dun wrinkle

little under $6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520288)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Trust Fund

MFCR. State occupation, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: aphrodisiac flesh area keepsake machete

271K TOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520377)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: arrogant kitchen



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: comical jet-lagged chapel hominid



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Glittery dun wrinkle

sorry ur mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522735)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: soul-stirring black woman



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Trip school cafeteria main people

Six figures, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520329)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Unholy Address



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: exciting cerise alpha temple



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Anal public bath scourge upon the earth



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: lascivious emerald pistol



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Supple home

-$184K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: stimulating overrated milk

I fail to see how this is relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Slap-happy Floppy Hospital

Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520506)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: spectacular rambunctious theater

holy fuck how jewish are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: marvelous tank background story

low-200s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520548)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Indigo Meetinghouse



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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Canary Bespoke Tanning Salon

like 2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520858)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Dashing corn cake theater stage

$360k in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522161)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Frum costumed trailer park

Less than I want but way more than I deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522182)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: cocky dopamine

I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522192)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Frum costumed trailer park

Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522198)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: seedy gaping rigpig

lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: cocky dopamine

She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522694)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling location internal respiration

(guy playing the long game)

at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522791)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: cocky dopamine

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Stubborn sound barrier step-uncle's house

I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49524077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Violet set

Who wants to pay off my house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522200)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Frisky Parlour Sneaky Criminal

negative money (lived off debt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522220)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Irradiated Heaven Doctorate

~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522245)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: spectacular rambunctious theater

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522255)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Irradiated Heaven Doctorate

i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522320)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: thriller ratface

if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.

my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522248)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: twisted violent water buffalo tattoo



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Stirring amethyst bawdyhouse

Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: splenetic athletic conference

$600k as solo lolyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522333)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: thirsty library

Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49525725)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Deep church

~$900k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522345)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: mentally impaired ocher hissy fit native

Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522793)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: buff bateful crotch ladyboy

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522813)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: exciting cerise alpha temple

Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49523151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: mentally impaired ocher hissy fit native

How many blowjobs can I get for that?

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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: exciting cerise alpha temple

well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs.

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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: mentally impaired ocher hissy fit native

That 1/3 sounds disappointing.

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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: bossy khaki stag film

lol

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: exciting cerise alpha temple



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Swashbuckling location internal respiration

you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle

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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: cracking mahogany pit

the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads.

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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Swashbuckling location internal respiration



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: contagious roast beef headpube

I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame

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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: submissive kitty cat

Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.

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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: slate vivacious boistinker

if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+

maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: submissive kitty cat

Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up.

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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: cracking mahogany pit

LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad.

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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: seedy gaping rigpig

You sound poor

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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Anal public bath scourge upon the earth

but self-selection...

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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: Electric market faggotry

I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks.

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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: demanding drunken gas station masturbator

XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"

*rubs hands togther*

"But I made 750k last year!!!!!"

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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Electric market faggotry

Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.

And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Frum costumed trailer park

Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Electric market faggotry

It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Sepia den

back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14

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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: crusty gay wizard

Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Electric market faggotry

TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Glittery dun wrinkle

this is correct.

I started with 26 people in my summer class.

Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.

Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr

three others are in-house

All others are somewhere other than law.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: demanding drunken gas station masturbator

amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here

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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: buff bateful crotch ladyboy

The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49525106)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: twisted violent water buffalo tattoo



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Sepia den



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: coral persian parlor

$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Dashing corn cake theater stage

I paid just under that in taxes this year

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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: pungent boltzmann indirect expression

somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: pungent boltzmann indirect expression

this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: pungent boltzmann indirect expression

actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: balding french old irish cottage garrison

A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.

Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.

Solo PI.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Aromatic High-end Site Therapy

How do you get your taxable income lower?

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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: balding french old irish cottage garrison

Bought a car (100% depreciation)

Pay myself rent -- I own office building

Office building depreciation/property taxes

Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off.

like 75k in meals and travel

Gas

Health Insurance

Mortgage interest home/office

I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc.

~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.

Creative but nothing fraud.



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: twisted violent water buffalo tattoo

Creative but nothing fraud tp

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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Federal frozen plaza cuck

Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?

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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: balding french old irish cottage garrison

Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year.

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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Federal frozen plaza cuck



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: submissive kitty cat

About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Magenta hot institution international law enforcement agency

425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner”

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: buck-toothed candlestick maker

still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: 180 center reading party

it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.

next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months.

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Federal frozen plaza cuck

That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax?

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: 180 center reading party

at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.

i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.

equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.

if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.

we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.

all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Federal frozen plaza cuck

We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.

It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that.

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: twisted violent water buffalo tattoo

Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: 180 center reading party

it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.

when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)

you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good.

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: twisted violent water buffalo tattoo

are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: 180 center reading party

if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?

i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.

we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: twisted violent water buffalo tattoo

i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead?

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: 180 center reading party

yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass

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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: twisted violent water buffalo tattoo

are you still pozzed?

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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: 180 center reading party

undetectable brother

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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: twisted violent water buffalo tattoo

i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host

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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: 180 center reading party

wow this is hot, let's take this off boart

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Doobsian karate

$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)

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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: zippy principal's office idiot



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: chocolate coldplay fan

Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros.

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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: bistre cerebral forum

600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked

30hr/week

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: mewling crackhouse stain

180 last note

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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Aromatic High-end Site Therapy

About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.

It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.

However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.

Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026.

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Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: 180 center reading party

that is 180, very impressive.

very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.

but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.

on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot.

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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Federal frozen plaza cuck

I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake.

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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: 180 center reading party

i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable.

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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: appetizing big-titted depressive stage

just do discreet affairs bro

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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Aromatic High-end Site Therapy

Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers.

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Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: honey-headed voyeur volcanic crater

I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: purple big point

CSLG free thread. Odd case.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: lascivious emerald pistol

Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit.

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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: Sepia den

count any bonus you received in calendar 2025

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: submissive kitty cat

I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: honey-headed voyeur volcanic crater

About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.

Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: buff bateful crotch ladyboy

Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.

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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: Sepia den

whats the other 35%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49533222)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: contagious roast beef headpube

cap gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49539832)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Sepia den

are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49540017)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: buff bateful crotch ladyboy

I'm up like $440k now on the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49540047)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: buck-toothed candlestick maker

~$500k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49538879)