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at-the-ready shimmering boistinker
  12/18/25
710K
Trip Cyan Casino Halford
  12/18/25
lawyer?
at-the-ready shimmering boistinker
  12/18/25
yea
Trip Cyan Casino Halford
  12/18/25
Biglaw?
at-the-ready shimmering boistinker
  12/18/25
Me: 842k Wife: 267K Including last year's bonus
twinkling misunderstood rigor
  12/18/25
Lawyers?
Poppy Corner
  12/18/25
My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet
twinkling misunderstood rigor
  12/18/25
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  12/18/25
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  12/19/25
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  12/20/25
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  12/21/25
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  12/22/25
$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in ov...
titillating bearded laser beams
  12/18/25
Trash or legal fees?
at-the-ready shimmering boistinker
  12/18/25
Picking up trash would be much more dignified
titillating bearded laser beams
  12/18/25
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filthy twinkling uncleanness
  12/19/25
$130k in shitlaw
Canary Hell
  12/18/25
as a solo? associate? paralegal?
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  12/18/25
AssociaTTTe
Canary Hell
  12/18/25
why dont you go solo?
at-the-ready shimmering boistinker
  12/18/25
I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH
Orchid Senate Keepsake Machete
  12/19/25
Nigger voicemail$
Canary Hell
  12/19/25
A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poo...
Lilac Fiercely-loyal Trailer Park Gay Wizard
  12/18/25
When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was t...
Lilac Fiercely-loyal Trailer Park Gay Wizard
  12/18/25
To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and...
Lilac Fiercely-loyal Trailer Park Gay Wizard
  12/18/25
you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages...
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  12/18/25
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  12/19/25
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  12/21/25
In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from...
filthy twinkling uncleanness
  12/19/25
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  12/19/25
Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?
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  12/19/25
Over $400k if you add wife. After tax income: ~200k H...
Lilac Fiercely-loyal Trailer Park Gay Wizard
  12/19/25
You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.
stimulating rehab death wish
  12/19/25
you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not...
green hairraiser national
  12/20/25
I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fu...
stimulating rehab death wish
  12/21/25
286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k
mind-boggling olive mexican
  12/18/25
Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and...
filthy twinkling uncleanness
  12/19/25
PATRIARCHY!!! Of course it doesn’t.
wonderful idiotic lodge
  12/19/25
Oh. So why does she work?
filthy twinkling uncleanness
  12/19/25
180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid
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  12/18/25
don't you brag about being rich?
Histrionic step-uncle's house
  12/19/25
sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full ...
Racy scarlet crotch
  12/19/25
me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k but i was also laid off
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  12/18/25
if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so
Razzle-dazzle Love Of Her Life
  12/18/25
Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?
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  12/18/25
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  12/18/25
$790K. Wife made about $15K.
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  12/18/25
Doing what, and why?
at-the-ready shimmering boistinker
  12/18/25
I am atty.
stimulating rehab death wish
  12/18/25
I know that, I meant your wife
at-the-ready shimmering boistinker
  12/18/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Lilac Fiercely-loyal Trailer Park Gay Wizard
  12/18/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Dark library
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Dark library
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Flatulent people who are hurt clown
  12/21/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
spectacular jewess
  12/23/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Dark library
  12/23/25
Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier th...
internet-worthy pungent garrison
  12/18/25
I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.
filthy twinkling uncleanness
  12/19/25
yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious...
Flatulent people who are hurt clown
  12/21/25
You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of p...
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  12/21/25
I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. ...
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  12/22/25
Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for ...
internet-worthy pungent garrison
  12/22/25
? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed...
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  12/22/25
I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?
Flatulent people who are hurt clown
  12/22/25
lol I make more money than lex tp
violet violent chapel
  12/21/25
Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy
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I feel safe in this subthread
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  12/22/25
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lex how’s your dating life? jw
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  12/22/25
I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: thre...
internet-worthy pungent garrison
  12/22/25
why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings
Razzle-dazzle Love Of Her Life
  12/18/25
Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in ...
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  12/18/25
i don't even know whether my wife has a job
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  12/18/25
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  12/19/25
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  12/19/25
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  12/22/25
not enough.
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  12/18/25
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  12/20/25
little under $6M
Mustard Half-breed
  12/18/25
MFCR. State occupation, thank.
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  12/18/25
271K TOPS
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  12/18/25
sorry ur mad
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  12/19/25
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  12/20/25
Six figures, champ.
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  12/18/25
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Histrionic step-uncle's house
  12/18/25
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  12/20/25
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Stirring Degenerate
  12/21/25
-$184K
Disturbing bateful home
  12/18/25
I fail to see how this is relevant.
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  12/18/25
Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits,...
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  12/18/25
holy fuck how jewish are you
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  12/19/25
low-200s
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salmon beady-eyed kitchen gunner
  12/18/25
like 2 million
Vigorous federal school
  12/18/25
$360k in tech
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  12/19/25
Less than I want but way more than I deserve
Wine Heaven
  12/19/25
I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. The...
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  12/19/25
Shrew'd
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  12/19/25
lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy th...
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  12/19/25
She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. Sh...
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  12/19/25
(guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the s...
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  12/19/25
thank you
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  12/19/25
I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be sai...
Awkward Appetizing Bawdyhouse Police Squad
  12/19/25
Who wants to pay off my house
vivacious meetinghouse shitlib
  12/19/25
negative money (lived off debt)
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  12/19/25
~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(
exhilarant space
  12/19/25
what happened
slimy codepig
  12/19/25
i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if...
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  12/19/25
if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual...
heady market
  12/19/25
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at-the-ready shimmering boistinker
  12/19/25
Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to t...
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  12/19/25
$600k as solo lolyer.
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  12/19/25
Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decim...
Marvelous Idiot
  12/20/25
~$900k
wonderful idiotic lodge
  12/19/25
Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.
Frum Abode
  12/19/25
Wow.
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  12/19/25
Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.
Histrionic step-uncle's house
  12/19/25
How many blowjobs can I get for that?
Frum Abode
  12/19/25
well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying...
Histrionic step-uncle's house
  12/19/25
That 1/3 sounds disappointing.
Frum Abode
  12/19/25
lol
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  12/19/25
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Histrionic step-uncle's house
  12/22/25
you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so ...
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  12/19/25
the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads...
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  12/19/25
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Racy scarlet crotch
  12/19/25
I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the ...
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  12/19/25
Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.
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if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off lik...
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  12/20/25
LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups fr...
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  12/21/25
You sound poor
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  12/19/25
but self-selection...
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  12/20/25
I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearl...
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  12/19/25
XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!" ...
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  12/19/25
Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t sur...
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  12/19/25
Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawye...
Wine Heaven
  12/20/25
It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law s...
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  12/20/25
back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're ...
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  12/20/25
Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a c...
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  12/20/25
TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of st...
Cerebral native
  12/20/25
this is correct. I started with 26 people in my summer c...
Mustard Half-breed
  12/20/25
amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here
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  12/20/25
The personality that really likes it here actually thrives i...
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  12/20/25
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at-the-ready shimmering boistinker
  12/20/25
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  12/20/25
$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there&r...
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  12/19/25
I paid just under that in taxes this year
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  12/20/25
somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit ...
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  12/20/25
this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.
Sadistic pontificating blood rage juggernaut
  12/20/25
actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep clos...
Sadistic pontificating blood rage juggernaut
  12/20/25
A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. ...
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  12/20/25
How do you get your taxable income lower?
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  12/20/25
Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own ...
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  12/20/25
Creative but nothing fraud tp
at-the-ready shimmering boistinker
  12/20/25
Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?
stimulating rehab death wish
  12/21/25
Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing wha...
Cobalt violent locale immigrant
  12/21/25
...
stimulating rehab death wish
  12/21/25
About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyo...
talented clear striped hyena athletic conference
  12/20/25
425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner...
green hairraiser national
  12/20/25
still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp
Exciting Zombie-like Stage
  12/21/25
it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started th...
Flatulent people who are hurt clown
  12/21/25
That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in?...
stimulating rehab death wish
  12/21/25
at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. th...
Flatulent people who are hurt clown
  12/21/25
We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earne...
stimulating rehab death wish
  12/22/25
Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning l...
at-the-ready shimmering boistinker
  12/21/25
it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the...
Flatulent people who are hurt clown
  12/21/25
are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltw...
at-the-ready shimmering boistinker
  12/21/25
if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditiona...
Flatulent people who are hurt clown
  12/21/25
i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom f...
at-the-ready shimmering boistinker
  12/21/25
yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur a...
Flatulent people who are hurt clown
  12/21/25
are you still pozzed?
at-the-ready shimmering boistinker
  12/21/25
undetectable brother
Flatulent people who are hurt clown
  12/21/25
i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host
at-the-ready shimmering boistinker
  12/21/25
wow this is hot, let's take this off boart
Flatulent people who are hurt clown
  12/21/25
$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)
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  12/21/25
Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business c...
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600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t rea...
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180 last note
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  12/22/25
About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and othe...
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  12/21/25
that is 180, very impressive. very unlikely everything wi...
Flatulent people who are hurt clown
  12/21/25
I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a ...
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  12/21/25
i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody ...
Flatulent people who are hurt clown
  12/21/25
just do discreet affairs bro
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  12/21/25
Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains...
provocative glassy indian lodge
  12/24/25
I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do t...
underhanded big range puppy
  12/26/25
CSLG free thread. Odd case.
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Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't kno...
Stirring Degenerate
  12/22/25
count any bonus you received in calendar 2025
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  12/23/25
I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am...
talented clear striped hyena athletic conference
  12/22/25
About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $...
underhanded big range puppy
  12/22/25
Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.
Supple roommate psychic
  12/22/25
whats the other 35%
Trip Cyan Casino Halford
  12/23/25
cap gains
spectacular jewess
  12/25/25
are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need...
Trip Cyan Casino Halford
  12/25/25
I'm up like $440k now on the year.
Supple roommate psychic
  12/25/25
~$500k
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  12/25/25


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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: at-the-ready shimmering boistinker



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Trip Cyan Casino Halford

710K

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: at-the-ready shimmering boistinker

lawyer?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Trip Cyan Casino Halford

yea

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: at-the-ready shimmering boistinker

Biglaw?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: twinkling misunderstood rigor

Me: 842k

Wife: 267K

Including last year's bonus

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Poppy Corner

Lawyers?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: twinkling misunderstood rigor

My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: filthy twinkling uncleanness



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: slimy codepig



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: heady market



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: multi-colored fortuitous meteor



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: violet violent chapel



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Azure sweet tailpipe



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Stirring Degenerate



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: 180 magenta plaza alpha



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: titillating bearded laser beams

$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: at-the-ready shimmering boistinker

Trash or legal fees?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: titillating bearded laser beams

Picking up trash would be much more dignified

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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: filthy twinkling uncleanness



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Canary Hell

$130k in shitlaw

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Zippy Mad Cow Disease Liquid Oxygen

as a solo? associate? paralegal?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Canary Hell

AssociaTTTe

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: at-the-ready shimmering boistinker

why dont you go solo?

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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Orchid Senate Keepsake Machete

I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH

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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Canary Hell

Nigger voicemail$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49523830)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Lilac Fiercely-loyal Trailer Park Gay Wizard

A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49519948)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Lilac Fiercely-loyal Trailer Park Gay Wizard

When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.

Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.

Turns out I was a retard for going in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520231)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Lilac Fiercely-loyal Trailer Park Gay Wizard

To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Love Of Her Life

you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520352)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Trip Cyan Casino Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520383)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522387)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Deep antidepressant drug locus



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: filthy twinkling uncleanness

In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?

This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522250)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: Onyx tanning salon



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: stimulating rehab death wish

Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522508)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Lilac Fiercely-loyal Trailer Park Gay Wizard

Over $400k if you add wife.

After tax income: ~200k

Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k

Child care: ~$50k

Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522995)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: stimulating rehab death wish

You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49523480)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: green hairraiser national

you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49525980)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: stimulating rehab death wish

I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49528347)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling olive mexican

286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49519951)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: filthy twinkling uncleanness

Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522256)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: wonderful idiotic lodge

PATRIARCHY!!!

Of course it doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522337)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: filthy twinkling uncleanness

Oh. So why does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522351)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: Excitant bistre foreskin university

180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49519965)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house

don't you brag about being rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522392)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Racy scarlet crotch

sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522784)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: floppy copper faggot firefighter

me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k

but i was also laid off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49519995)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Love Of Her Life

if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520019)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: crusty fragrant business firm

Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520082)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Sapphire irradiated set sex offender



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: stimulating rehab death wish

$790K. Wife made about $15K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520114)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: at-the-ready shimmering boistinker

Doing what, and why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520142)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: stimulating rehab death wish

I am atty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520156)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: at-the-ready shimmering boistinker

I know that, I meant your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520161)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Lilac Fiercely-loyal Trailer Park Gay Wizard

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Dark library

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522699)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Dark library

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522705)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Flatulent people who are hurt clown

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527326)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: spectacular jewess

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49532966)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Dark library

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49534294)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: internet-worthy pungent garrison

Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520223)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: filthy twinkling uncleanness

I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522258)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Flatulent people who are hurt clown

yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: internet-worthy pungent garrison

You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49527624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: stimulating rehab death wish

I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531954)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: internet-worthy pungent garrison

Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531959)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: stimulating rehab death wish

? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531998)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Flatulent people who are hurt clown

I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49532872)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: violet violent chapel

lol I make more money than lex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49528370)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: stimulating rehab death wish

Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49528421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Crimson free-loading regret depressive

I feel safe in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531586)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Crimson free-loading regret depressive



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Crimson free-loading regret depressive

lex how’s your dating life? jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531592)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: internet-worthy pungent garrison

I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49531824)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Love Of Her Life

why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520253)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Sapphire irradiated set sex offender

Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520283)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Love Of Her Life

i don't even know whether my wife has a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: heady market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522246)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: filthy twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522259)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Crimson free-loading regret depressive



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house

not enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520256)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: Supple roommate psychic



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Mustard Half-breed

little under $6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520288)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Lilac Fiercely-loyal Trailer Park Gay Wizard

MFCR. State occupation, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: twinkling misunderstood rigor

271K TOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520377)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Bright judgmental background story sanctuary



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Excitant bistre foreskin university



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Mustard Half-breed

sorry ur mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522735)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Brindle Headpube



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Out-of-control Avocado Chad Stage

Six figures, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520329)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Nubile Gay Karate Forum



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: flirting ruddy round eye



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Stirring Degenerate



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Disturbing bateful home

-$184K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Curious Overrated Travel Guidebook Center

I fail to see how this is relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Odious goal in life mediation

Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520506)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: slimy codepig

holy fuck how jewish are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: learning disabled anal volcanic crater jap

low-200s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520548)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: salmon beady-eyed kitchen gunner



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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Vigorous federal school

like 2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49520858)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: white parlor voyeur

$360k in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522161)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Wine Heaven

Less than I want but way more than I deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522182)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: cracking frozen legal warrant cuckoldry

I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522192)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Wine Heaven

Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522198)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: 180 magenta plaza alpha

lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: cracking frozen legal warrant cuckoldry

She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522694)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: Racy scarlet crotch

(guy playing the long game)

at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522791)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: cracking frozen legal warrant cuckoldry

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Awkward Appetizing Bawdyhouse Police Squad

I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49524077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: vivacious meetinghouse shitlib

Who wants to pay off my house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522200)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Nighttime Aromatic Pocket Flask

negative money (lived off debt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522220)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: exhilarant space

~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522245)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: slimy codepig

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522255)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: exhilarant space

i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522320)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: heady market

if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.

my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522248)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: at-the-ready shimmering boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: dashing flickering doctorate

Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Onyx tanning salon

$600k as solo lolyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522333)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Marvelous Idiot

Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49525725)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: wonderful idiotic lodge

~$900k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2).#49522345)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Frum Abode

Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.

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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Supple roommate psychic

Wow.

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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house

Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.

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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Frum Abode

How many blowjobs can I get for that?

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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house

well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs.

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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Frum Abode

That 1/3 sounds disappointing.

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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: aqua glittery shrine

lol

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Racy scarlet crotch

you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle

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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Boyish den telephone

the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads.

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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Racy scarlet crotch



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: spectacular jewess

I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame

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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: talented clear striped hyena athletic conference

Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.

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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: fear-inspiring razzmatazz marketing idea

if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+

maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: talented clear striped hyena athletic conference

Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up.

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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Boyish den telephone

LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad.

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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: 180 magenta plaza alpha

You sound poor

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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: flirting ruddy round eye

but self-selection...

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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: Cerebral native

I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks.

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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: diverse charcoal principal's office mood

XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"

*rubs hands togther*

"But I made 750k last year!!!!!"

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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Cerebral native

Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.

And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Wine Heaven

Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Cerebral native

It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Trip Cyan Casino Halford

back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14

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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Crimson free-loading regret depressive

Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Cerebral native

TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Mustard Half-breed

this is correct.

I started with 26 people in my summer class.

Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.

Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr

three others are in-house

All others are somewhere other than law.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: diverse charcoal principal's office mood

amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here

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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Supple roommate psychic

The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: at-the-ready shimmering boistinker



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Trip Cyan Casino Halford



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: multi-colored fortuitous meteor

$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: white parlor voyeur

I paid just under that in taxes this year

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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: Sadistic pontificating blood rage juggernaut

somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Sadistic pontificating blood rage juggernaut

this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Sadistic pontificating blood rage juggernaut

actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Cobalt violent locale immigrant

A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.

Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.

Solo PI.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: provocative glassy indian lodge

How do you get your taxable income lower?

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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Cobalt violent locale immigrant

Bought a car (100% depreciation)

Pay myself rent -- I own office building

Office building depreciation/property taxes

Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off.

like 75k in meals and travel

Gas

Health Insurance

Mortgage interest home/office

I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc.

~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.

Creative but nothing fraud.



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: at-the-ready shimmering boistinker

Creative but nothing fraud tp

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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: stimulating rehab death wish

Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?

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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Cobalt violent locale immigrant

Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year.

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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: stimulating rehab death wish



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: talented clear striped hyena athletic conference

About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: green hairraiser national

425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner”

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Exciting Zombie-like Stage

still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Flatulent people who are hurt clown

it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.

next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months.

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: stimulating rehab death wish

That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax?

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Flatulent people who are hurt clown

at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.

i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.

equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.

if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.

we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.

all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: stimulating rehab death wish

We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.

It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that.

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: at-the-ready shimmering boistinker

Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Flatulent people who are hurt clown

it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.

when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)

you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good.

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: at-the-ready shimmering boistinker

are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Flatulent people who are hurt clown

if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?

i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.

we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: at-the-ready shimmering boistinker

i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead?

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Flatulent people who are hurt clown

yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass

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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: at-the-ready shimmering boistinker

are you still pozzed?

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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Flatulent people who are hurt clown

undetectable brother

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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: at-the-ready shimmering boistinker

i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host

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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Flatulent people who are hurt clown

wow this is hot, let's take this off boart

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Light milk elastic band

$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)

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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Azure sweet tailpipe



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: razzle community account menage

Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros.

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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Pale galvanic bbw gaming laptop

600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked

30hr/week

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: internet-worthy pungent garrison

180 last note

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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: provocative glassy indian lodge

About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.

It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.

However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.

Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026.

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Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Flatulent people who are hurt clown

that is 180, very impressive.

very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.

but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.

on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot.

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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: stimulating rehab death wish

I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake.

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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Flatulent people who are hurt clown

i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable.

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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Zippy Mad Cow Disease Liquid Oxygen

just do discreet affairs bro

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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: provocative glassy indian lodge

Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers.

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Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: underhanded big range puppy

I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Soggy french chef base

CSLG free thread. Odd case.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Stirring Degenerate

Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit.

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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: Trip Cyan Casino Halford

count any bonus you received in calendar 2025

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: talented clear striped hyena athletic conference

I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: underhanded big range puppy

About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.

Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Supple roommate psychic

Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.

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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: Trip Cyan Casino Halford

whats the other 35%

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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: spectacular jewess

cap gains

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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Trip Cyan Casino Halford

are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number

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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Supple roommate psychic

I'm up like $440k now on the year.

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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: Exciting Zombie-like Stage

~$500k

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