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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Dull vivacious bawdyhouse
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
painfully honest heaven
  08/01/25
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Dull vivacious bawdyhouse
  08/01/25
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titillating erotic faggot firefighter
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
Copper indian lodge half-breed
  08/02/25
rip
Pink vengeful legal warrant
  08/02/25
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painfully honest heaven
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
mewling tattoo genital piercing
  08/01/25
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multi-colored naked degenerate
  08/01/25
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Dull vivacious bawdyhouse
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
sooty market queen of the night
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Dull vivacious bawdyhouse
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
motley cowardly hell
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
Duck-like confused cumskin
  08/01/25
yes
motley cowardly hell
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
motley cowardly hell
  08/01/25
?
Dull vivacious bawdyhouse
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
Duck-like confused cumskin
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
multi-colored naked degenerate
  08/01/25
Sick
Dull vivacious bawdyhouse
  08/01/25
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motley cowardly hell
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
Stimulating buck-toothed cuckold
  08/02/25
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Swashbuckling Lettuce
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
motley cowardly hell
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
Pink vengeful legal warrant
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Dull vivacious bawdyhouse
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
Stimulating buck-toothed cuckold
  08/02/25
Hdy
Dull vivacious bawdyhouse
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
Harsh Pit Athletic Conference
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
Dark Therapy Immigrant
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
Clear Submissive Mexican Psychic
  08/02/25
Titcr
Concupiscible hideous idiot
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Dull vivacious bawdyhouse
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
Clear Submissive Mexican Psychic
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Dull vivacious bawdyhouse
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
Sadistic abode ceo
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
Clear Submissive Mexican Psychic
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
Excitant Garnet Forum Clown
  08/02/25
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doobsian awkward garrison
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
hateful foreskin
  08/02/25
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Useless light people who are hurt internal respiration
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
Opaque Orchestra Pit
  08/02/25
?
Dull vivacious bawdyhouse
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
Cyan soul-stirring resort
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Dull vivacious bawdyhouse

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: painfully honest heaven

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Dull vivacious bawdyhouse

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: titillating erotic faggot firefighter



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: Copper indian lodge half-breed

RIP Boooom

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Pink vengeful legal warrant

rip

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: painfully honest heaven



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: mewling tattoo genital piercing

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: multi-colored naked degenerate



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Dull vivacious bawdyhouse



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: sooty market queen of the night

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Dull vivacious bawdyhouse

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: motley cowardly hell

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Duck-like confused cumskin

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: motley cowardly hell

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: motley cowardly hell

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Dull vivacious bawdyhouse

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Duck-like confused cumskin

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: multi-colored naked degenerate

Unnnnghhh

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Dull vivacious bawdyhouse

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: motley cowardly hell



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Stimulating buck-toothed cuckold

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Lettuce



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: motley cowardly hell

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Pink vengeful legal warrant

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Dull vivacious bawdyhouse

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Stimulating buck-toothed cuckold

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Dull vivacious bawdyhouse

Hdy

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Harsh Pit Athletic Conference

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Dark Therapy Immigrant

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Clear Submissive Mexican Psychic

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Concupiscible hideous idiot

Titcr

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Dull vivacious bawdyhouse

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Clear Submissive Mexican Psychic

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Dull vivacious bawdyhouse

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: Sadistic abode ceo

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Clear Submissive Mexican Psychic

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Excitant Garnet Forum Clown

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: doobsian awkward garrison



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: hateful foreskin

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Useless light people who are hurt internal respiration



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Opaque Orchestra Pit

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Dull vivacious bawdyhouse

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Cyan soul-stirring resort

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49151922)