Hypo: $2k, $4k, $8k, $16k... each day you eat 1000 calories more than day before
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Date: September 24th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: Nazca Redlines
For each day you consume 1000 calories more than you did the previous day, you will get $2k^X, where X is the number of consecutive days you've eaten 1000 calories more than you did the previous day.
Tomorrow is day zero to get a baseline. The day after tomorrow is day 1.
You only get one shot, so no stops and starts.
No weight gain powder or performance enhancing supplements.
If you throw up, you're counted as not successful for that day and the previous day. You still get your money for the earlier days.
A day is midnight to midnight local time.
You'll instinctively know how many calories you've had each day. No need to track or calculate it on your own.
How many days will you make it?
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Date: September 24th, 2025 12:31 PM Author: Paralegal Gianfranco (β
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if I make it 11 days, I get a little over 2 million
obviously start at day 1 = 0 calories, so by day 11 = 10,000 calories, I think I can do that
then spend a couple of months exercising hours every day
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Date: September 24th, 2025 12:39 PM Author: wagecuck who has lost the joie de vivre (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)
9/25 - 0 calories consumed, $0 earned
9/26 - 1000 calories consumed, $2000 earned
9/27 - 2000 calories consumed, $4000 earned
9/28 - 3000 calories consumed, $8000 earned
9/29 - 4000 calories consumed, $16,000 earned
9/30 - 5000 calories consumed, $32,000 earned
10/1 - 6000 calories consumed, $64,000 earned
10/2 - 7000 calories consumed, $128,000 earned
10/3 - 8000 calories consumed, $256,000 earned
10/4 - 9000 calories consumed, $512,000 earned
10/5 - 10000 calories consumed, $1,024,000 earned
10/6 - 11000 calories consumed, $2,048,000 earned
10/7 - 12000 calories consumed, $4,096,000 earned
10/8 - 13000 calories consumed, $8,192,000 earned
10/9 - 14000 calories consumed, $16,384,000 earned
I'd emerge after 14 days with about $32,766,000, which I think would be enough to set myself and my family up, pay off the mortgage, pay for kids school, take care of some deferred maintenance around the house, buy a pair of hiking shoes, and maybe go for a nature walk.
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Date: September 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: .........,,.,.,.,.,,,,,,.,.,.,.,.,. ( )
Got a sample 6k day from ChatGPT. This looks doable
Breakfast (~1,500)
• 5 pancakes with butter & syrup → 900
• 4 strips bacon → 200
• 3 eggs scrambled with cheese → 400
Lunch (~2,000)
• Five Guys double cheeseburger w/ bacon → 1,000
• Large fries → 950
• Soda → 250
Afternoon Snack (~800)
• Slice of cheesecake → 450
• Large latte → 350
Dinner (~1,500)
• Large pepperoni pizza (½ pie = ~1,400)
• Beer (1 pint) → 200
Late Night (~500)
• Ice cream pint (Ben & Jerry’s) → ~1,000 (but if you just do half, ~500)
Total: ~6,300
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Date: September 24th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: .........,,.,.,.,.,,,,,,.,.,.,.,.,. ( )
Yea I’m a pretty big guy but I’d prob tap out around 10k.
10k Day
Breakfast (~2,100)
• 4 pancakes with butter & syrup → 800
• 4 scrambled eggs with cheese + 2 strips bacon → 600
• 2 donuts → 400
• 2 cups whole milk → 300
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π Lunch (~2,300)
• 12 buffalo wings with ranch → 1,200
• Loaded baked potato (butter, sour cream, cheese) → 600
• Soda (20 oz) → 250
• 1 slice pecan pie → 450
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π¦ Afternoon (~2,000)
• 1 pint Ben & Jerry’s → 1,000
• Large chocolate milkshake → 600
• 2 candy bars → 400
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π Dinner (~2,300)
• Half a large pepperoni pizza (or ~4 slices) → 1,200
• 1 slice pecan pie → 450
• Mashed potatoes w/ gravy (~1 cup) → 250
• Soda (20 oz) → 250
• Ice cream scoop on pie → 150
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πͺ Late Night (~1,300)
• 1 pint Häagen-Dazs → 1,000
• 2 cookies → 200
• Glass of chocolate milk → 100
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Date: September 24th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Metal Up Your Ass
Bodybuilders routinely fail to achieve 20k.
I think a 48hr fast prior to Day 1 would be very helpful, add in some intense weightlifting and high step count.
Your 1k, 2k, 3k days will still have you feeling hungry as fuck trying to deal with the fast and exercise.
Liquid calories will be your friend. Olive oil on everything. Flat 2Ls of soda like Sam Sulek.
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Date: September 24th, 2025 4:07 PM Author: Cousin Greg
I would target 20 days, 20,000 calories (210,000) total, entitling me to $2.1 billion.
The world record is around 50,000 calories in a single day and Joey Chestnut eats 23,000 in 10 minutes in a single contest, so assuming I’m not getting anywhere near those, I believe 20 days is possible.
I would eat primarily peanut butter bananas chocolate and drink Ensure in the later days.
Edit: LOL, I asked grok to describe the physical pain and the effects on my organs day by day and I would like to change my answer to 12 Days. It says sleep becomes impossible by day 17. I also learned the term “organ crowding”.
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Date: September 24th, 2025 4:22 PM Author: Gefilte Fish Vindaloo
4 days
Day 1 = 2000^0 = $1
Day 2 = 2000^1 = $2000
Day 3 = 2000^2 = $4,000,000
Day 4 = 2000^3 = $8,000,000,000
At least according to OP's formula of ($2k^X).
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