i dont like sandwiches. the only sandwiches i ever eat at home are BLTs or tuna. BLTs dont get any accompaniments. tuna (which as i white person i call "tunafish") gets pickles.

The drink is rose or water

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if you were washing down the tuna sandwich with a tall glass of cold milk I would have said "white BRD /thread"

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my dad, who is white, says all kinds of white people shit like "lettuce salad" (its just lettuce) and "those ones" (those)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759107&forum_id=2).#49161819)

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8kVytCx/

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they invented it after WW2 when they had more bananas than they knew what to do with but couldn't afford to import ketchup or tomatoes

it has the consistency of ketchup but tastes like bananas + sugar

those sick fucks put that shit on lunch meats and on spaghetti

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big White bonus points for having >1 jars open (e.g. different brands, full fat vs light, regular mayo + tartare sauce, etc.)

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I have to amend my answer above that I do eat chicken salad sandwiches as well

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This is white as fuck

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