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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I mess...
chestnut razzle-dazzle church
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
lilac duck-like doctorate
  12/23/25
Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
chestnut razzle-dazzle church
  12/23/25
Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
Scarlet Codepig Rigor
  12/23/25
Different poaster.
chestnut razzle-dazzle church
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chestnut razzle-dazzle church
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lemon drunken senate incel
  12/25/25
this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
Hateful Weed Whacker Ceo
  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
chestnut razzle-dazzle church
  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
hideous marvelous hairy legs useless brakes
  12/23/25
180
Flatulent lay
  12/23/25
good family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is f...
Greedy keepsake machete
  12/23/25
Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
chestnut razzle-dazzle church
  12/23/25
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Soul-stirring round eye forum
  12/24/25
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Ungodly water buffalo national
  12/24/25
logical tbh
azure fanboi affirmative action
  12/23/25
Not logical, smart. Very smart.
chestnut razzle-dazzle church
  12/23/25
Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love. Live for y...
Sepia therapy
  12/23/25
My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car l...
chestnut razzle-dazzle church
  12/23/25
lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later
Sepia therapy
  12/23/25
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Arousing very tactful roommate cruise ship
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lemon drunken senate incel
  12/25/25
This is the Torah
massive trump supporter cuckold
  12/23/25
"missing out of having sex " overrated af, also...
violet disgusting shrine
  12/23/25
Amps? Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the str...
chestnut razzle-dazzle church
  12/23/25
just buy a vr headset and fuck wife while watching hot czech...
violet disgusting shrine
  12/23/25
No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where...
rusted telephone chad
  12/24/25
whats w jews and butt shit
violet disgusting shrine
  12/24/25
very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
Citrine Aphrodisiac Brunch
  12/23/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
unholy heady area skinny woman
  12/23/25
Johnsmeyer used to be funny
pea-brained indian lodge factory reset button
  12/24/25
(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
chestnut razzle-dazzle church
  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
Sooty razzle giraffe
  12/24/25
I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
pea-brained indian lodge factory reset button
  12/24/25
Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poastin...
chestnut razzle-dazzle church
  12/24/25
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Copper indirect expression
  12/24/25
brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
Sooty razzle giraffe
  12/24/25
I’m here to teach. Happily married.
chestnut razzle-dazzle church
  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
Sooty razzle giraffe
  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
pea-brained indian lodge factory reset button
  12/24/25
Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
chestnut razzle-dazzle church
  12/25/25
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Pungent Theater Stage
  12/24/25
Stfu you robotic chink
Copper indirect expression
  12/24/25
(6'1" wife)
Hairless histrionic tanning salon boiling water
  12/24/25
leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
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“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. An...
Idiotic Thirsty Fortuitous Meteor Heaven
  12/24/25
ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life...
elite cordovan point
  12/24/25
17 years I was able to fight it
chestnut razzle-dazzle church
  12/24/25
No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your coc...
elite cordovan point
  12/24/25
That dick made 5 kids my friend.
chestnut razzle-dazzle church
  12/24/25
It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but th...
Chartreuse exciting laser beams stead
  12/24/25
lol you’re right.
chestnut razzle-dazzle church
  12/24/25
describe the sex? it must've been good
Sooty razzle giraffe
  12/24/25
smart move, but why leaving the kids? also, did you offer...
cream effete azn stag film
  12/24/25
tp
cerebral space knife
  12/24/25
Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have s...
Outnumbered goal in life
  12/24/25
Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the...
chestnut razzle-dazzle church
  12/24/25
it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was insid...
Sooty razzle giraffe
  12/24/25
I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that&rsqu...
chestnut razzle-dazzle church
  12/24/25
damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian sta...
Sooty razzle giraffe
  12/25/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: chestnut razzle-dazzle church

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: lilac duck-like doctorate

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: chestnut razzle-dazzle church

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Scarlet Codepig Rigor

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: chestnut razzle-dazzle church

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Green wild native nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536007)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Bearded diverse place of business parlour



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: hideous marvelous hairy legs useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537101)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Copper indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537635)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: cerebral space knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537787)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: ultramarine adventurous kitty sanctuary



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Scarlet Codepig Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537812)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Maroon clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537848)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Cobalt Racy Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: chestnut razzle-dazzle church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538054)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Hairless histrionic tanning salon boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: lemon drunken senate incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538668)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Hateful Weed Whacker Ceo

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: chestnut razzle-dazzle church

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: hideous marvelous hairy legs useless brakes

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Flatulent lay

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535947)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Greedy keepsake machete

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: chestnut razzle-dazzle church

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Soul-stirring round eye forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Ungodly water buffalo national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537820)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: azure fanboi affirmative action

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: chestnut razzle-dazzle church

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Sepia therapy

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: chestnut razzle-dazzle church

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Sepia therapy

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Arousing very tactful roommate cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537139)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: lemon drunken senate incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538669)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: massive trump supporter cuckold

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: violet disgusting shrine

"missing out of having sex "

overrated af, also if u really want more sex just go to amps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: chestnut razzle-dazzle church

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: violet disgusting shrine

just buy a vr headset and fuck wife while watching hot czech girls suck you off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: rusted telephone chad

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: violet disgusting shrine

whats w jews and butt shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Citrine Aphrodisiac Brunch

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: unholy heady area skinny woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: pea-brained indian lodge factory reset button

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: chestnut razzle-dazzle church

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Sooty razzle giraffe

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: pea-brained indian lodge factory reset button

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: chestnut razzle-dazzle church

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Copper indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537638)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Sooty razzle giraffe

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: chestnut razzle-dazzle church

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Sooty razzle giraffe

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: pea-brained indian lodge factory reset button

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: chestnut razzle-dazzle church

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Pungent Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537106)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Copper indirect expression

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Hairless histrionic tanning salon boiling water

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: titillating milky bbw

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Idiotic Thirsty Fortuitous Meteor Heaven

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: elite cordovan point

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: chestnut razzle-dazzle church

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: elite cordovan point

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: chestnut razzle-dazzle church

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Chartreuse exciting laser beams stead

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: chestnut razzle-dazzle church

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Sooty razzle giraffe

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: cream effete azn stag film

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: cerebral space knife

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Outnumbered goal in life

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: chestnut razzle-dazzle church

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Sooty razzle giraffe

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: chestnut razzle-dazzle church

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Sooty razzle giraffe

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49539118)