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Cravah - Columbia Offer Dinner recap

Date: September 27th, 2007 10:56 PM Author: Pau1ie Walnuts ...
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House-broken Bonkers Principal's Office Dragon
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One of my favorite threads ever. Also, the guy who got a...
Fragrant Transparent Newt Yarmulke
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JFC it's been 10 yrs since I started at the biglol- I can't ...
Laughsome pea-brained church building
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Shivering orange gunner
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Can anyone confirm that that dinner happened as recorded? I...
bateful massive becky
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Date: August 12th, 2013 6:31 PM
Author: Shivering orange gunner

Date: September 27th, 2007 10:56 PM

Author: Pau1ie Walnuts

1. The place was filled, and filled with fucking douches. How many fucking people are Cravath accepting? There were at least 40 CLS students there, many of them were fucking obvious retards. what the fuck.

2. Guys, they emphasized that a) the attorneys will be coming from the office and wearing suits and ties, b) you can wear business casual, but wear a jacket (Daniel requires a jacket), yet many fucking retards still showed up with nasty ass wrinkly shirts untucked and no jackets. You fucking poors.

3. One douche ACCPED HIS OFFER during dinner. They stopped everyone and made a big deal out of it. "This guy just accepted our offer!! Woohoo!"

Fucking douchefag. Then he went around the room like he deserved fucking compliments.

4. Did I say 80% of the CLS students there were obvious retards? I forgot to mention the 8 Fordham transfers there. That's right, CLS students. If you didn't get an offer from Cravath, that's because these faggots from Fordham took your spots even though they scored 162 on the LSAT and couldn't get a decent undergrad GPA for their lives. Then they got dumped to Fordham, did better than the other retards there, and all of a sudden they're supposed to be smarter than you. When will CLS realize that just because these morons (by default) did better than the other imbeciles at Fordham doesn't mean they have a three-digit IQ? When will CLS stop accepting these faggots?

5. Fuck Cravath. I'm turning down the offer tomorrow.

EDIT: to clarify, i didn't just mean that the 40 CLS (well, 32, minus the Fordham fags) at the dinner were douchefags. Many undoubtedly were. But I was really trying to emphasize the fact that many were RETARDS. From my year at CLS I have met some truly bright people. Unfortunately, almost none of them were at the dinner tonight. Meanwhile, there were many retards who spoke FAR too often in class about things that revealed FAR too much of their ignorance and idiocy. Also unfortunately, almost all of them were at the dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=693081&forum_id=2#8698456)

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Date: August 12th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted den



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: House-broken Bonkers Principal's Office Dragon



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Confused Disgusting Heaven

lmao

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Date: August 30th, 2017 8:27 PM
Author: Cocky flushed locus

Triggering

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Date: August 30th, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: Fragrant Transparent Newt Yarmulke

One of my favorite threads ever.

Also, the guy who got a special plate delivered to his table at an offer dinner, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2334724&forum_id=2).#34104107)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 10:13 AM
Author: Laughsome pea-brained church building

JFC it's been 10 yrs since I started at the biglol- I can't believe I drank that koolaid

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Date: August 31st, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: Galvanic seedy candlestick maker lay

Also the rare thread where its excellence is matched by its parody counterpart.

Kelley Drye - Fordham Offer Dinner recap

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=693326&forum_id=2

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Date: August 14th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Twinkling Diverse Theater Stage Main People



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Date: August 14th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Orchid Hissy Fit Piazza



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Date: August 14th, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: Shivering orange gunner



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Date: August 14th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: bateful massive becky

Can anyone confirm that that dinner happened as recorded? I can't imagine CLS grads would show up to Restaurant Daniel not looking sharp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2334724&forum_id=2).#36615502)



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Date: August 14th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Orchid Hissy Fit Piazza

flame?

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Date: August 14th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: Laughsome pea-brained church building

yes

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Date: July 12th, 2021 12:44 PM
Author: Galvanic seedy candlestick maker lay



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Date: September 2nd, 2022 9:26 AM
Author: Galvanic seedy candlestick maker lay



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Date: September 2nd, 2022 9:29 AM
Author: Fragrant Transparent Newt Yarmulke

can you bump the one about a jewish dude getting a brand new plate delivered to his table at an offer dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2334724&forum_id=2).#45108968)



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Date: September 2nd, 2022 9:27 AM
Author: Know-it-all Charismatic Area Athletic Conference



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Date: September 2nd, 2022 9:29 AM
Author: dark ticket booth lettuce

https://youtu.be/_ShxUobdZnE?t=44

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Date: July 6th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: House-broken Bonkers Principal's Office Dragon



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Date: July 29th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



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