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Hypo: live the rest of your life as CSLG or RSF sycophant?

In this hypo you have to be in the tank as bad as disco frie...
saffron space foreskin
  08/10/25
candy ride sucks more RSF dick than anyone on this board. we...
navy ticket booth
  08/11/25
See, eg: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761831&am...
navy ticket booth
  08/12/25
CSLG at least pays for his friends. RSF: Lol
out-of-control sanctuary immigrant
  08/10/25
cslg doesn’t have friends, LOL
Purple Razzle Filthpig
  08/10/25
Can you two please stick to the hypo? This is a hypo thread....
saffron space foreskin
  08/10/25
I can’t imagine anyone choosing to hang out with that ...
Purple Razzle Filthpig
  08/10/25
The hypo is open to all and everyone of different opinions. ...
saffron space foreskin
  08/10/25
bbut where will i get the $1,000,000. Oh wait...
Nubile cheese-eating orchestra pit stock car
  08/11/25
Is this asking if I want to be a CSLG sycophant or CSLG hims...
impressive voyeur
  08/10/25
In the hypo you get to be kenny or chandler or disco fries. ...
saffron space foreskin
  08/10/25
BUT WHERE WILL I GET TEN MILLION DOLLARS
excitant love of her life
  08/10/25
Lmao jfc
saffron space foreskin
  08/10/25
...
Clear ratface
  08/10/25
Suicide with a high caliber weapon
Unholy Bonkers Resort Partner
  08/10/25
Not a lot of fans of the hypo. 🤔
saffron space foreskin
  08/10/25
Death seems better than being an unabashed, unrepentant syco...
Unholy Bonkers Resort Partner
  08/10/25
A conjuring of the indicted sycophants was performed
Arousing insanely creepy hairy legs
  08/11/25
lmao, I would never support or talk to RSF ever again if he ...
Maroon degenerate
  08/10/25
It's wild how that blubbery seal slaps and begs ratboi to th...
Purple Razzle Filthpig
  08/10/25
he loves the abuse. very deranged psyche, the exact type of ...
Maroon degenerate
  08/10/25
CSLG is 180. From what I have seen, RSF is 120 and eaten up ...
Misanthropic Grizzly Feces
  08/10/25
I wouldn't consider disco fries or TDNW to be sycophants.
Mauve disgusting blood rage
  08/10/25
That's what makes you Candy Ride tp
saffron space foreskin
  08/10/25
CR. you swallow way more of RSF's cum than anyone
navy ticket booth
  08/11/25
i'd probably pick RSF. 80% chance with CSLG i'll at some...
aromatic multi-billionaire
  08/10/25
The point of both of them and of EPAH and Dirte and Tommy an...
Arousing insanely creepy hairy legs
  08/10/25
Can you give an example of a time one of the aforementioned ...
saffron space foreskin
  08/10/25
“Should I open a side-hustle business with my spouse a...
Arousing insanely creepy hairy legs
  08/10/25
This may be the most profound and unheralded scholarship in ...
saffron space foreskin
  08/11/25
...
aromatic multi-billionaire
  08/11/25
...
excitant love of her life
  08/11/25
one potential factor is the company that cslg keeps. would n...
pink histrionic hospital
  08/11/25
What's wrong with chandler? He seems alright
saffron space foreskin
  08/11/25
RSF bcs I believe he can be rehabilitated
Nubile cheese-eating orchestra pit stock car
  08/11/25
What measures would you suggest to achieve this
saffron space foreskin
  08/11/25
more philanthropy and less hedonism.
Nubile cheese-eating orchestra pit stock car
  08/11/25
The local weatherman is not forecasting that any time soon
saffron space foreskin
  08/11/25
so this hypo you are choosing to be disco fries or TDNW. is ...
Godawful Bat Shit Crazy Parlour
  08/11/25
No
saffron space foreskin
  08/11/25
If you choose DF cholesterol will take care of that in the n...
Purple Razzle Filthpig
  08/11/25


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Date: August 10th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: saffron space foreskin

In this hypo you have to be in the tank as bad as disco fries or TDNW. You must choose a Patron Jew to follow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49171807)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: navy ticket booth

candy ride sucks more RSF dick than anyone on this board. we're talking boatloads of cum. he always rushes to defend RSF if anyone criticizes him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49173704)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: navy ticket booth

See, eg: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761831&mc=13&forum_id=2#49180352

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49180447)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: out-of-control sanctuary immigrant

CSLG at least pays for his friends. RSF: Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49171809)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Purple Razzle Filthpig

cslg doesn’t have friends, LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49171892)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: saffron space foreskin

Can you two please stick to the hypo? This is a hypo thread. You must choose between two options.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49171906)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Purple Razzle Filthpig

I can’t imagine anyone choosing to hang out with that sleazy rat faced weirdo vs with a chill drinking breh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49171913)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: saffron space foreskin

The hypo is open to all and everyone of different opinions. No one is right or wrong here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49171922)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Nubile cheese-eating orchestra pit stock car

bbut where will i get the $1,000,000. Oh wait...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49175053)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: impressive voyeur

Is this asking if I want to be a CSLG sycophant or CSLG himself?

My answer is the same either way just want to be clear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49171927)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: saffron space foreskin

In the hypo you get to be kenny or chandler or disco fries. Not the man, but the man who worships the man. You have to be a full blown toadie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49171931)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: excitant love of her life

BUT WHERE WILL I GET TEN MILLION DOLLARS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49171945)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: saffron space foreskin

Lmao jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49171950)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Clear ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49171952)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Unholy Bonkers Resort Partner

Suicide with a high caliber weapon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49172055)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: saffron space foreskin

Not a lot of fans of the hypo. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49172127)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Unholy Bonkers Resort Partner

Death seems better than being an unabashed, unrepentant sycophant of anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49172154)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Arousing insanely creepy hairy legs

A conjuring of the indicted sycophants was performed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49174704)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Maroon degenerate

lmao, I would never support or talk to RSF ever again if he treated me 1/100th as bad as clsg shits all over DF

hard for friendless dorks on xo to understand how simple this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49172233)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Purple Razzle Filthpig

It's wild how that blubbery seal slaps and begs ratboi to throw him scraps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49172244)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 4:08 PM
Author: Maroon degenerate

he loves the abuse. very deranged psyche, the exact type of person that clsg attracts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49172315)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Misanthropic Grizzly Feces

CSLG is 180. From what I have seen, RSF is 120 and eaten up inside by guilt, shame, and maybe some repressed Judaism.

I’d take CSLG any day of the week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49172322)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Mauve disgusting blood rage

I wouldn't consider disco fries or TDNW to be sycophants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49172325)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: saffron space foreskin

That's what makes you Candy Ride tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49173586)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: navy ticket booth

CR. you swallow way more of RSF's cum than anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49173702)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: aromatic multi-billionaire

i'd probably pick RSF.

80% chance with CSLG i'll at some point have to spend my time explaining away some disgusting and infamous public scandal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49173591)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: Arousing insanely creepy hairy legs

The point of both of them and of EPAH and Dirte and Tommy and so many others, is that their lives are so fantastically different from my own. They’re what make this whole soap opera entertaining and help me interrogate my own life choices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49173601)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: saffron space foreskin

Can you give an example of a time one of the aforementioned poasters was in a quirky life situation that you extracted a morality lesson from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49173603)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 11:54 PM
Author: Arousing insanely creepy hairy legs

“Should I open a side-hustle business with my spouse and our close friends?” Karma Sushi is my modern parable.

“Do I want to sail the world in retirement?” LJL, Tommy taught me so much about separating my escapist fantasies from my actual life goals.

“I recall my carefree and mildly dissolute youth fondly. What would it be like to go raging at nightclubs at this age? To chase young women?” RSF’s SO 180 Summer of Freedom makes me want to lie down for a nap just hearing about it.

“Goddamn I’m tired. Burning the candle at both ends with work and family. Maybe I should just skip the gym. What could go wrong?” I am absolutely the type of man where if I let go of all willpower I would wake up face down in a buttery to-go container of Alice Springs chicken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49173635)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 12:22 AM
Author: saffron space foreskin

This may be the most profound and unheralded scholarship in bort history. I tip my fedora to you, sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49173699)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: aromatic multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49173711)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: excitant love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49175066)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: pink histrionic hospital

one potential factor is the company that cslg keeps. would not want to be around those people more than once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49175043)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: saffron space foreskin

What's wrong with chandler? He seems alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49175067)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Nubile cheese-eating orchestra pit stock car

RSF bcs I believe he can be rehabilitated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49175047)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: saffron space foreskin

What measures would you suggest to achieve this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49175069)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Nubile cheese-eating orchestra pit stock car

more philanthropy and less hedonism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49175151)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: saffron space foreskin

The local weatherman is not forecasting that any time soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49175157)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Godawful Bat Shit Crazy Parlour

so this hypo you are choosing to be disco fries or TDNW. is killself an option?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49175048)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: saffron space foreskin

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49175070)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Purple Razzle Filthpig

If you choose DF cholesterol will take care of that in the next 2 years or so anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49175078)