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Cowshit what are Nintendo devs doing all day? Since they aren't making games
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Date: September 15th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: comical mischievous regret They are farming out remasters and remakes to western devs but they don't appear to be making any themselves. Are they just gonna be like Marvel now where they make $ off movies and theme parks and don't actually do anything else (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775211&forum_id=2).#49271340) |
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Date: September 15th, 2025 1:04 PM Author: Scarlet Low-t Area https://www.reddit.com/r/fucknintendo/comments/1nfwce1/based_on_that_direct_switch_2_will_have_no_games/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775211&forum_id=2).#49271495) |
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Date: September 15th, 2025 1:05 PM Author: comical mischievous regret So funny to see "normal" people interact with him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775211&forum_id=2).#49271498) |
Date: September 15th, 2025 12:31 PM Author: Boyish giraffe Cq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775211&forum_id=2).#49271351) |
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Date: September 15th, 2025 12:53 PM Author: comical mischievous regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775211&forum_id=2).#49271443) |
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Date: September 15th, 2025 12:53 PM Author: Boyish giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775211&forum_id=2).#49271445) |
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Date: September 15th, 2025 1:10 PM Author: Scarlet Low-t Area They had one legit good internal studio, what used to be called EAD which made Mario 64/OOT and subsequent entries, Wave Race 64, Mario Kart and subsequent entries, Star Fox 64, and now Bananza etc. you can’t trust the output from their other Japan studios that make Kirby and paper Mario and hyrule warriors imo.
Imo they blew their load by making TotK unambitious and The Same. They should’ve made TotK Different or Better with some legit dungeons in it, maybe more shit in the Sky, and then we’d be talking. This console is going to have a 5-7 year Zelda Drought for no good reason. If they just had a 180 Zelda then we could overlook the lack of Games otherwise. |
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Date: September 15th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: cerebral immigrant point don't they maek Mario Kart? Reception to MKW has been tepid and I must agree with the consensus - it feels strangely hollow, empty and with some baffling design decisions that interrupt the flow of play and frankly the enjoyment of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775211&forum_id=2).#49271527) |
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Date: September 15th, 2025 1:26 PM Author: Scarlet Low-t Area The State of discourse on intermission tracks is reaching a fever pitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775211&forum_id=2).#49271583) |
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Date: September 15th, 2025 1:27 PM Author: cerebral immigrant point The Emperor is weighing his options as we speak - admit they were wrong or adhere stubbornly to The Vision? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775211&forum_id=2).#49271585) |
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Date: September 15th, 2025 1:32 PM Author: Scarlet Low-t Area PS5’s price increase must have been blessed by auspices of 天佑 (ten’yū). The Emperor still favors Sony imo. $450 just feels like they wanted it to be $500 btw but just weren’t allowed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775211&forum_id=2).#49271599) |
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Date: September 15th, 2025 10:43 PM Author: Boyish giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775211&forum_id=2).#49273454) |
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Date: September 15th, 2025 10:45 PM Author: Scarlet Low-t Area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775211&forum_id=2).#49273467) |
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Date: September 16th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: honey-headed embarrassed to the bone space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775211&forum_id=2).#49274421) |
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Date: September 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Scarlet Low-t Area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775211&forum_id=2).#49274989) |
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Date: September 15th, 2025 1:18 PM Author: comical mischievous regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775211&forum_id=2).#49271544) |
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Date: September 15th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: Boyish giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775211&forum_id=2).#49272036) |
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Date: September 16th, 2025 9:35 AM Author: Scarlet Low-t Area Nintendo has like 30% the number of staff of ubisoft and they have to Engineer hardware too. Imo they didn’t strike while the iron was hot and reinvest their Profits into hiring a bunch of idiots and Engineers like a western studio would. Miyamoto himself has said if you add too many personnel, people just start to get in each others way. We have to expect that their output will be slow af, The Same, and/or mostly look like cartoonish-themed PS3 games. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775211&forum_id=2).#49274376) |
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Date: September 16th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: cerebral immigrant point Why are devs like Game Freak so awful? It’s like they aren’t even real Engineers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775211&forum_id=2).#49274419) |
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Date: September 16th, 2025 11:07 AM Author: comical mischievous regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775211&forum_id=2).#49274604) |
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Date: September 16th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: Scarlet Low-t Area Pokémon fandom is a kind of “Loser ghetto.” The lowest of the low. Like if COD trailer park denizens have gay brothers who work for Evan39, they play Pokémon. If they started making the games good it would ruin the vibe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775211&forum_id=2).#49274630) |
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Date: September 16th, 2025 5:44 PM Author: cerebral immigrant point How do you account for the massive financial success, including the TCG? There can’t be that many Low Losers, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775211&forum_id=2).#49275788) |
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Date: September 16th, 2025 6:00 PM Author: honey-headed embarrassed to the bone space Have you ever been to Reddit?
It's also oddly popular amongst zoomers despite not really having been part of their childhood in the same way as millennials |
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Date: September 16th, 2025 6:16 PM Author: Scarlet Low-t Area It combines the appeal of JRPGs with extremely easy childish rudimentary gameplay which Low Losers can intellectually handle . Pokémon players are flat-out afraid to play more Mature Titles. Low Losers are like people who don’t even have existential crises for whom a game about killing god would be all but incomprehensible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775211&forum_id=2).#49275858) |
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Date: September 16th, 2025 6:22 PM Author: cerebral immigrant point this lines up with the truly weird commentors you'll see in places like NintendoLife.com
"this kind of game isn't my cup of tea but I'm happy for everyone that wants to play it!"
like why the fuck would you even bother writing something like that. |
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Date: September 16th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: Scarlet Low-t Area The Nintendo Fandom was all but Forged like a samurai’s Katana (刀, かたな).
The Nintendo 64 was a famine. Empty shelves. Games that came slow and thin. But the faithful stayed. They clung to shadows. They played the same cartridge again and again. The hunger made them harder. The blade folded once.
Pokémon was lame. Bright colors and empty smiles. Merchandising. It should have broken them. But it didn’t. They bore the shame. They carried the weight. The blade folded again.
The GameCube came and failed. The purple lunchbox. The world laughed. Sony and Microsoft took the crown. The faithful felt the sting and did not turn away. Another fold in the steel.
Each failure pressed them tighter. Each humiliation burned away softness. Now the fandom is iron. They are not casuals. They are not passersby. They are forged. They defend the brand like warriors sworn to a lost cause.
The sword is sharp now. The sword is unbending. Nintendo’s games are their creed, their ritual, their burden. They are not fans. They are disciples. |
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Date: September 16th, 2025 9:18 PM Author: cerebral immigrant point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775211&forum_id=2).#49276404) |
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Date: September 16th, 2025 9:19 PM Author: Scarlet Low-t Area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775211&forum_id=2).#49276410) |
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Date: September 20th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: charles XII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775211&forum_id=2).#49287281) |