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Woman trying to date me told me older pussies are better

I'm a regular at this cool local bar, Heather, this chick ...
180 narrow-minded new version fanboi
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Nightmarish
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God damn I miss playing shuffleboard at my local dive bar be...
buff party of the first part french chef
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I love it man I don't even drink ill just go play there for ...
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Aromatic Shrine Boistinker
  08/31/25
The shuffleboard wizard
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  08/31/25
That’s why they call her Leather Heather
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  08/30/25
nothing else seems to get tighter as they age, so not sure w...
Flesh kitchen indirect expression
  08/30/25
It gets far drier. A dry pussy tends to feel tighter
Curious Sable Chapel Cumskin
  08/30/25
this explanation runs directly counter to heather’s cl...
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  08/30/25
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180 narrow-minded new version fanboi
  08/31/25
fuck my dick, this shit is dry
Bright Ungodly Forum
  08/31/25
I'd rather jack off
Aromatic Shrine Boistinker
  08/31/25
Probably because it gets drier.
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  08/30/25
ROTFLOL
Appetizing sanctuary
  08/31/25
grinding shuffleboard games without any distractions tp
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180 narrow-minded new version fanboi
  08/31/25
Not hard to grasp. Older, droopier balls are better as wel...
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Watched some of this, these guys don't even look very good? ...
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  08/31/25
To be fair, "Oh, are you one of those guys who likes...
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: 180 narrow-minded new version fanboi

I'm a regular at this cool local bar, Heather, this chick I knew growing up, goes there a lot. She's older (36 I think) and is always razzing me for having a young wife. She has told me i should try being her boyfriend. I don't take my wife to the bar cause I like to grind shuffleboard games without any distractions.

Heather is a successful local realtor and is always posted up at the bar in a powersuit and she tends to run the whole place with her banter. Tonight she starts in on me with "where's your wife? Is she still too young to get into a bar?". I try to laugh it off but she starts to get nasty. She says "you know older pussies get wetter and grip stronger. It's like how dads always can beat their son in wrestling." I couldn't tell if she was flirting or mocking me. I lost the next shuffleboard game as I was so put off and just went home. I am curious about her claims though.

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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Hyperactive whorehouse juggernaut

Nightmarish

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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:40 AM
Author: heady market electric furnace

this change your mind?

https://x.com/downbadcomment/status/1961534308214345905

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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:36 AM
Author: 180 narrow-minded new version fanboi



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: heady market electric furnace



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: buff party of the first part french chef

God damn I miss playing shuffleboard at my local dive bar before they shut down. Such a 180 game

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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: 180 narrow-minded new version fanboi

I love it man I don't even drink ill just go play there for 3-4 hours while queuing up zoomer music on the jukebox until all the old people leave. Only one guy there is better than me, he is schizophrenic

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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: buff party of the first part french chef



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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:16 AM
Author: Aromatic Shrine Boistinker



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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:50 AM
Author: sienna provocative pistol

The shuffleboard wizard

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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: impertinent meetinghouse weed whacker

That’s why they call her Leather Heather

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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Flesh kitchen indirect expression

nothing else seems to get tighter as they age, so not sure why the pussy would be the outlier



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Curious Sable Chapel Cumskin

It gets far drier. A dry pussy tends to feel tighter

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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: Carnelian know-it-all karate stead

this explanation runs directly counter to heather’s claims, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2).#49225223)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:50 AM
Author: 180 narrow-minded new version fanboi



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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:17 AM
Author: Bright Ungodly Forum

fuck my dick, this shit is dry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2).#49225552)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:20 AM
Author: Aromatic Shrine Boistinker

I'd rather jack off

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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:53 PM
Author: cream theater fat ankles

Probably because it gets drier.

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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Appetizing sanctuary

ROTFLOL

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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:01 AM
Author: heady market electric furnace

grinding shuffleboard games without any distractions tp

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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:16 AM
Author: Aromatic Shrine Boistinker



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:36 AM
Author: 180 narrow-minded new version fanboi



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:24 AM
Author: cobalt tanning salon really tough guy

Not hard to grasp.

Older, droopier balls are better as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2).#49225573)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:45 AM
Author: Light motley base

these "world champions" are a bunch of chokers; you could take them on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI_fOTDcBQE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2).#49225593)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: 180 narrow-minded new version fanboi

Watched some of this, these guys don't even look very good? I think I could genuinely beat them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2).#49226718)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: multi-colored demanding mexican shitlib

To be fair,

"Oh, are you one of those guys who likes young wet pussy? Lol..." *smirks*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2).#49226717)