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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I mess...
Hairless orange reading party parlor
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
Fuchsia exhilarant doctorate principal's office
  12/23/25
Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
Hairless orange reading party parlor
  12/23/25
Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
self-absorbed mad cow disease dragon
  12/23/25
Different poaster.
Hairless orange reading party parlor
  12/23/25
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Ebony crackhouse regret
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hilarious meetinghouse quadroon
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Supple Shitlib
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self-absorbed mad cow disease dragon
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Hairless orange reading party parlor
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fighting lodge rigpig
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trip buck-toothed brunch
  12/25/25
this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
Boyish site
  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
Hairless orange reading party parlor
  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
peach costumed jewess
  12/23/25
180
galvanic sticky garrison haunted graveyard
  12/23/25
good family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is f...
Odious effete friendly grandma stage
  12/23/25
Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
Hairless orange reading party parlor
  12/23/25
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Appetizing partner brethren
  12/24/25
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brass rambunctious tattoo dopamine
  12/24/25
logical tbh
Bateful cordovan menage
  12/23/25
Not logical, smart. Very smart.
Hairless orange reading party parlor
  12/23/25
Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love. Live for y...
Vivacious university faggotry
  12/23/25
My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car l...
Hairless orange reading party parlor
  12/23/25
lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later
Vivacious university faggotry
  12/23/25
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Glittery Whorehouse Weed Whacker
  12/24/25
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trip buck-toothed brunch
  12/25/25
This is the Torah
Godawful Piazza Sweet Tailpipe
  12/23/25
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Electric ivory abode
  12/23/25
Amps? Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the str...
Hairless orange reading party parlor
  12/23/25
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Electric ivory abode
  12/23/25
No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where...
fragrant frozen hospital
  12/24/25
...
Electric ivory abode
  12/24/25
very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
Diverse den masturbator
  12/23/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
Mahogany learning disabled nursing home idea he suggested
  12/23/25
Johnsmeyer used to be funny
Razzle house
  12/24/25
(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
Hairless orange reading party parlor
  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
wonderful naked field
  12/24/25
I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
Razzle house
  12/24/25
Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poastin...
Hairless orange reading party parlor
  12/24/25
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Violet useless brakes
  12/24/25
brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
wonderful naked field
  12/24/25
I’m here to teach. Happily married.
Hairless orange reading party parlor
  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
wonderful naked field
  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
Razzle house
  12/24/25
Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
Hairless orange reading party parlor
  12/25/25
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dull pervert library
  12/24/25
Stfu you robotic chink
Violet useless brakes
  12/24/25
(6'1" wife)
fighting lodge rigpig
  12/24/25
leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
Opaque rehab
  12/24/25
“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. An...
Titillating range liquid oxygen
  12/24/25
ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life...
Soul-stirring hell keepsake machete
  12/24/25
17 years I was able to fight it
Hairless orange reading party parlor
  12/24/25
No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your coc...
Soul-stirring hell keepsake machete
  12/24/25
That dick made 5 kids my friend.
Hairless orange reading party parlor
  12/24/25
It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but th...
jet razzmatazz national security agency bawdyhouse
  12/24/25
lol you’re right.
Hairless orange reading party parlor
  12/24/25
describe the sex? it must've been good
wonderful naked field
  12/24/25
smart move, but why leaving the kids? also, did you offer...
Underhanded Puce Cumskin Sanctuary
  12/24/25
tp
fiercely-loyal maize crotch therapy
  12/24/25
Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have s...
Ruby swashbuckling boistinker
  12/24/25
Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the...
Hairless orange reading party parlor
  12/24/25
it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was insid...
wonderful naked field
  12/24/25
I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that&rsqu...
Hairless orange reading party parlor
  12/24/25
damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian sta...
wonderful naked field
  12/25/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Hairless orange reading party parlor

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Fuchsia exhilarant doctorate principal's office

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Hairless orange reading party parlor

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: self-absorbed mad cow disease dragon

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: Hairless orange reading party parlor

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Ebony crackhouse regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536007)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: hilarious meetinghouse quadroon



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: peach costumed jewess



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Violet useless brakes



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal maize crotch therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537787)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Supple Shitlib



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: self-absorbed mad cow disease dragon



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: cracking lemon theater stage



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: mischievous jade mediation box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Hairless orange reading party parlor



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: fighting lodge rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: trip buck-toothed brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538668)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Boyish site

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Hairless orange reading party parlor

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: peach costumed jewess

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: galvanic sticky garrison haunted graveyard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535947)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Odious effete friendly grandma stage

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Hairless orange reading party parlor

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Appetizing partner brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: brass rambunctious tattoo dopamine



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Bateful cordovan menage

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Hairless orange reading party parlor

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Vivacious university faggotry

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Hairless orange reading party parlor

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Vivacious university faggotry

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Glittery Whorehouse Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537139)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: trip buck-toothed brunch



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Godawful Piazza Sweet Tailpipe

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Electric ivory abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Hairless orange reading party parlor

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Electric ivory abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: fragrant frozen hospital

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Electric ivory abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Diverse den masturbator

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Mahogany learning disabled nursing home idea he suggested

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Razzle house

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Hairless orange reading party parlor

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: wonderful naked field

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Razzle house

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Hairless orange reading party parlor

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Violet useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537638)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: wonderful naked field

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: Hairless orange reading party parlor

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: wonderful naked field

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Razzle house

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: Hairless orange reading party parlor

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: dull pervert library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537106)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Violet useless brakes

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: fighting lodge rigpig

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Opaque rehab

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Titillating range liquid oxygen

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Soul-stirring hell keepsake machete

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: Hairless orange reading party parlor

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Soul-stirring hell keepsake machete

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Hairless orange reading party parlor

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: jet razzmatazz national security agency bawdyhouse

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Hairless orange reading party parlor

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: wonderful naked field

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Underhanded Puce Cumskin Sanctuary

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal maize crotch therapy

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Ruby swashbuckling boistinker

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Hairless orange reading party parlor

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: wonderful naked field

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Hairless orange reading party parlor

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: wonderful naked field

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49539118)