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LOL Taft's resume is DISGUSTINGLY prestigious.

Ohio judge Solicitor General Sixth Circuit judge POTUS of...
aquamarine newt
  06/09/14
Why couldn't he just ask the train to stop for the solicitor...
doobsian dingle berry clown
  06/09/14
You're wrong on the last point
heady aggressive ticket booth
  06/09/14
I believe this was before he was president.
aquamarine newt
  06/09/14
Ty
heady aggressive ticket booth
  06/09/14
Taft was nominated to SCOTUS by Harding, not Wilson.
Twisted Stead Dragon
  06/09/14
I believe the last position is properly listed as: CJOTUS...
crawly fortuitous meteor pistol
  06/09/14
All that striving and no one really remembers him, other tha...
big den roommate
  06/09/14
they know he was the fat potus.
dun factory reset button piazza
  06/09/14
Did you see this season's "Archer" when they were ...
aquamarine newt
  06/09/14
Yeah, but where did he go to HS (XO poaster)
Charcoal state dog poop
  06/09/14
His bro wins though...named biglaw partner generations after...
dun factory reset button piazza
  06/09/14
and yet he's dead now
Chocolate nighttime ladyboy
  06/09/14
i dunno, brother. seems to me like he could have spent 70 ye...
Puce razzle depressive
  06/09/14
REMINDER: The majority of respected XOXOHTH poasters literal...
Glassy Elite National Weed Whacker
  06/09/14
You realize that if there isn't at least an implicit assumpt...
dun factory reset button piazza
  06/09/14
I figuratively didn't realize that.
Glassy Elite National Weed Whacker
  06/09/14
holy shit somebody fetch this guy's inhaler. he's about to l...
Honey-headed razzmatazz bbw
  06/09/14
Taft ate too much because he was depressed and hated his job...
Infuriating lettuce theater
  06/09/14
when you're potusotus and potusotussc you can talk. now you'...
crawly fortuitous meteor pistol
  06/09/14
LJL, PUMO. I'm working from the shitlaw practice I bootstrap...
Glassy Elite National Weed Whacker
  06/09/14
...
aquamarine newt
  11/14/22
This was all before he was President
zippy azure address
  11/14/22
...
lfo
  10/15/25


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Date: June 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: aquamarine newt

Ohio judge

Solicitor General

Sixth Circuit judge

POTUS of the Philippines

Secretary of War

POTUS of Cuba

POTUS of POTUS

Chief Justice of the Supreme Court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589232&forum_id=2).#25718355)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: doobsian dingle berry clown

Why couldn't he just ask the train to stop for the solicitor general?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589232&forum_id=2).#25718360)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: heady aggressive ticket booth

You're wrong on the last point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589232&forum_id=2).#25718365)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: aquamarine newt

I believe this was before he was president.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589232&forum_id=2).#25718390)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: heady aggressive ticket booth

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589232&forum_id=2).#25718391)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Twisted Stead Dragon

Taft was nominated to SCOTUS by Harding, not Wilson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589232&forum_id=2).#25718368)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: crawly fortuitous meteor pistol

I believe the last position is properly listed as:

CJOTUSSCOTUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589232&forum_id=2).#25718678)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: big den roommate

All that striving and no one really remembers him, other than "oh, wasn't he a POTUS?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589232&forum_id=2).#25718361)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: dun factory reset button piazza

they know he was the fat potus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589232&forum_id=2).#25718384)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: aquamarine newt

Did you see this season's "Archer" when they were debating whether someone in the United States could serve as both President and Chief Justice of the Supreme Court?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589232&forum_id=2).#25718394)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Charcoal state dog poop

Yeah, but where did he go to HS

(XO poaster)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589232&forum_id=2).#25718362)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: dun factory reset button piazza

His bro wins though...named biglaw partner generations after his death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589232&forum_id=2).#25718379)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Chocolate nighttime ladyboy

and yet he's dead now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589232&forum_id=2).#25718382)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Puce razzle depressive

i dunno, brother. seems to me like he could have spent 70 years relaxing, drinking, and screwing, and then get himself killed in some spectacular fashion after robbing a string of banks in his elder years. he would have had a lot more fun, and if his robberies were cool enough he'd probably be even more famous today than some old forgotten president

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589232&forum_id=2).#25718414)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 4:16 PM
Author: Glassy Elite National Weed Whacker

REMINDER: The majority of respected XOXOHTH poasters literally think that Taft was undisciplined, and had a fundamentally flawed character because he was a fatd00d.

They literally think that calorie-counting twinkfaggots are better than fat alphas like Taft, simply because he was a portly fatd00d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589232&forum_id=2).#25718531)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 4:18 PM
Author: dun factory reset button piazza

You realize that if there isn't at least an implicit assumption of something being said figuretively, then it makes no sense to say "literally."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589232&forum_id=2).#25718538)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 4:23 PM
Author: Glassy Elite National Weed Whacker

I figuratively didn't realize that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589232&forum_id=2).#25718566)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Honey-headed razzmatazz bbw

holy shit somebody fetch this guy's inhaler. he's about to lose it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589232&forum_id=2).#25718554)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Infuriating lettuce theater

Taft ate too much because he was depressed and hated his job.

Hardly alpha.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589232&forum_id=2).#25718680)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: crawly fortuitous meteor pistol

when you're potusotus and potusotussc you can talk. now you're just an unemployed fat piece of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589232&forum_id=2).#25718682)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Glassy Elite National Weed Whacker

LJL, PUMO. I'm working from the shitlaw practice I bootstrapped into existence. I'm a job creator. You? Poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589232&forum_id=2).#25718688)



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Date: November 14th, 2022 5:20 PM
Author: aquamarine newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589232&forum_id=2).#45492628)



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Date: November 14th, 2022 5:27 PM
Author: zippy azure address

This was all before he was President

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589232&forum_id=2).#45492659)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589232&forum_id=2).#49350511)