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Woman trying to date me told me older pussies are better

I'm a regular at this cool local bar, Heather, this chick ...
Shaky Mahogany Chapel
  08/30/25
Nightmarish
bearded copper range
  08/30/25
this change your mind? https://x.com/downbadcomment/statu...
federal point
  08/31/25
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Shaky Mahogany Chapel
  08/31/25
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federal point
  08/31/25
God damn I miss playing shuffleboard at my local dive bar be...
At-the-ready pearl parlor
  08/30/25
I love it man I don't even drink ill just go play there for ...
Shaky Mahogany Chapel
  08/30/25
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At-the-ready pearl parlor
  08/30/25
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razzmatazz set
  08/31/25
The shuffleboard wizard
costumed community account
  08/31/25
That’s why they call her Leather Heather
Tan Ticket Booth Sweet Tailpipe
  08/30/25
nothing else seems to get tighter as they age, so not sure w...
godawful boyish haunted graveyard
  08/30/25
It gets far drier. A dry pussy tends to feel tighter
emerald exhilarant gas station
  08/30/25
this explanation runs directly counter to heather’s cl...
Aromatic Duck-like Coffee Pot
  08/30/25
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Shaky Mahogany Chapel
  08/31/25
fuck my dick, this shit is dry
low-t honey-headed property psychic
  08/31/25
I'd rather jack off
razzmatazz set
  08/31/25
Probably because it gets drier.
Dashing lemon striped hyena
  08/30/25
ROTFLOL
contagious burgundy piazza pistol
  08/31/25
grinding shuffleboard games without any distractions tp
federal point
  08/31/25
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razzmatazz set
  08/31/25
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Shaky Mahogany Chapel
  08/31/25
Not hard to grasp. Older, droopier balls are better as wel...
Cobalt new version mother
  08/31/25
these "world champions" are a bunch of chokers; yo...
aggressive big cuck
  08/31/25
Watched some of this, these guys don't even look very good? ...
Shaky Mahogany Chapel
  08/31/25
To be fair, "Oh, are you one of those guys who likes...
titillating theatre kitty
  08/31/25


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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Shaky Mahogany Chapel

I'm a regular at this cool local bar, Heather, this chick I knew growing up, goes there a lot. She's older (36 I think) and is always razzing me for having a young wife. She has told me i should try being her boyfriend. I don't take my wife to the bar cause I like to grind shuffleboard games without any distractions.

Heather is a successful local realtor and is always posted up at the bar in a powersuit and she tends to run the whole place with her banter. Tonight she starts in on me with "where's your wife? Is she still too young to get into a bar?". I try to laugh it off but she starts to get nasty. She says "you know older pussies get wetter and grip stronger. It's like how dads always can beat their son in wrestling." I couldn't tell if she was flirting or mocking me. I lost the next shuffleboard game as I was so put off and just went home. I am curious about her claims though.

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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: bearded copper range

Nightmarish

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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:40 AM
Author: federal point

this change your mind?

https://x.com/downbadcomment/status/1961534308214345905

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2).#49225559)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:36 AM
Author: Shaky Mahogany Chapel



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: federal point



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: At-the-ready pearl parlor

God damn I miss playing shuffleboard at my local dive bar before they shut down. Such a 180 game

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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: Shaky Mahogany Chapel

I love it man I don't even drink ill just go play there for 3-4 hours while queuing up zoomer music on the jukebox until all the old people leave. Only one guy there is better than me, he is schizophrenic

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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: At-the-ready pearl parlor



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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:16 AM
Author: razzmatazz set



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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:50 AM
Author: costumed community account

The shuffleboard wizard

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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Tan Ticket Booth Sweet Tailpipe

That’s why they call her Leather Heather

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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: godawful boyish haunted graveyard

nothing else seems to get tighter as they age, so not sure why the pussy would be the outlier



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: emerald exhilarant gas station

It gets far drier. A dry pussy tends to feel tighter

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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: Aromatic Duck-like Coffee Pot

this explanation runs directly counter to heather’s claims, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2).#49225223)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:50 AM
Author: Shaky Mahogany Chapel



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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:17 AM
Author: low-t honey-headed property psychic

fuck my dick, this shit is dry

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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:20 AM
Author: razzmatazz set

I'd rather jack off

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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:53 PM
Author: Dashing lemon striped hyena

Probably because it gets drier.

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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: contagious burgundy piazza pistol

ROTFLOL

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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:01 AM
Author: federal point

grinding shuffleboard games without any distractions tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2).#49225546)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:16 AM
Author: razzmatazz set



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:36 AM
Author: Shaky Mahogany Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2).#49225579)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:24 AM
Author: Cobalt new version mother

Not hard to grasp.

Older, droopier balls are better as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2).#49225573)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:45 AM
Author: aggressive big cuck

these "world champions" are a bunch of chokers; you could take them on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI_fOTDcBQE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2).#49225593)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Shaky Mahogany Chapel

Watched some of this, these guys don't even look very good? I think I could genuinely beat them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2).#49226718)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: titillating theatre kitty

To be fair,

"Oh, are you one of those guys who likes young wet pussy? Lol..." *smirks*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2).#49226717)