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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I mess...
motley duck-like principal's office giraffe
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
vivacious crystalline step-uncle's house
  12/23/25
Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
motley duck-like principal's office giraffe
  12/23/25
Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
coral multi-colored weed whacker
  12/23/25
Different poaster.
motley duck-like principal's office giraffe
  12/23/25
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Adventurous dopamine
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motley duck-like principal's office giraffe
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passionate stag film
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Odious Lilac Bbw Base
  12/25/25
this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
seedy meetinghouse boistinker
  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
motley duck-like principal's office giraffe
  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
French mediation
  12/23/25
180
Silver background story
  12/23/25
good family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is f...
Razzle-dazzle Aqua Ape Senate
  12/23/25
Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
motley duck-like principal's office giraffe
  12/23/25
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trip metal half-breed field
  12/24/25
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chrome concupiscible fortuitous meteor
  12/24/25
logical tbh
Sapphire gaped generalized bond parlour
  12/23/25
Not logical, smart. Very smart.
motley duck-like principal's office giraffe
  12/23/25
Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love. Live for y...
lavender mind-boggling gas station
  12/23/25
My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car l...
motley duck-like principal's office giraffe
  12/23/25
lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later
lavender mind-boggling gas station
  12/23/25
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cyan stock car brunch
  12/24/25
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Odious Lilac Bbw Base
  12/25/25
This is the Torah
180 deer antler point
  12/23/25
"missing out of having sex " overrated af, also...
slimy razzmatazz dysfunction knife
  12/23/25
Amps? Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the str...
motley duck-like principal's office giraffe
  12/23/25
just buy a vr headset and fuck wife while watching hot czech...
slimy razzmatazz dysfunction knife
  12/23/25
No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where...
Spruce supple fat ankles love of her life
  12/24/25
whats w jews and butt shit
slimy razzmatazz dysfunction knife
  12/24/25
very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
doobsian reading party feces
  12/23/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
razzle people who are hurt community account
  12/23/25
Johnsmeyer used to be funny
Tan Dashing Bawdyhouse
  12/24/25
(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
motley duck-like principal's office giraffe
  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
Tripping Faggot Firefighter
  12/24/25
I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
Tan Dashing Bawdyhouse
  12/24/25
Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poastin...
motley duck-like principal's office giraffe
  12/24/25
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turquoise glittery liquid oxygen
  12/24/25
brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
Tripping Faggot Firefighter
  12/24/25
I’m here to teach. Happily married.
motley duck-like principal's office giraffe
  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
Tripping Faggot Firefighter
  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
Tan Dashing Bawdyhouse
  12/24/25
Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
motley duck-like principal's office giraffe
  12/25/25
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Marvelous Drab Rigpig
  12/24/25
Stfu you robotic chink
turquoise glittery liquid oxygen
  12/24/25
(6'1" wife)
passionate stag film
  12/24/25
leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
Exhilarant Canary Pit National Security Agency
  12/24/25
“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. An...
violet swashbuckling address azn
  12/24/25
ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life...
pale soul-stirring center new version
  12/24/25
17 years I was able to fight it
motley duck-like principal's office giraffe
  12/24/25
No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your coc...
pale soul-stirring center new version
  12/24/25
That dick made 5 kids my friend.
motley duck-like principal's office giraffe
  12/24/25
It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but th...
Diverse Tanning Salon Useless Brakes
  12/24/25
lol you’re right.
motley duck-like principal's office giraffe
  12/24/25
describe the sex? it must've been good
Tripping Faggot Firefighter
  12/24/25
smart move, but why leaving the kids? also, did you offer...
Infuriating provocative university quadroon
  12/24/25
tp
Brindle hall
  12/24/25
Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have s...
electric jap
  12/24/25
Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the...
motley duck-like principal's office giraffe
  12/24/25
it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was insid...
Tripping Faggot Firefighter
  12/24/25
I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that&rsqu...
motley duck-like principal's office giraffe
  12/24/25
damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian sta...
Tripping Faggot Firefighter
  12/25/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: motley duck-like principal's office giraffe

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: vivacious crystalline step-uncle's house

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: motley duck-like principal's office giraffe

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: coral multi-colored weed whacker

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: motley duck-like principal's office giraffe

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Adventurous dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536007)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: floppy topaz windowlicker milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537071)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: French mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537101)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: turquoise glittery liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537635)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Brindle hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537787)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Heady home



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: coral multi-colored weed whacker



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: olive pozpig cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537848)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: purple old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: motley duck-like principal's office giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538054)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: passionate stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: Odious Lilac Bbw Base



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: seedy meetinghouse boistinker

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: motley duck-like principal's office giraffe

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: French mediation

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Silver background story

180

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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Aqua Ape Senate

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: motley duck-like principal's office giraffe

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: trip metal half-breed field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: chrome concupiscible fortuitous meteor



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Sapphire gaped generalized bond parlour

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: motley duck-like principal's office giraffe

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: lavender mind-boggling gas station

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: motley duck-like principal's office giraffe

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: lavender mind-boggling gas station

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: cyan stock car brunch



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: Odious Lilac Bbw Base



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: 180 deer antler point

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: slimy razzmatazz dysfunction knife

"missing out of having sex "

overrated af, also if u really want more sex just go to amps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: motley duck-like principal's office giraffe

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: slimy razzmatazz dysfunction knife

just buy a vr headset and fuck wife while watching hot czech girls suck you off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: Spruce supple fat ankles love of her life

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: slimy razzmatazz dysfunction knife

whats w jews and butt shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: doobsian reading party feces

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: razzle people who are hurt community account

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Tan Dashing Bawdyhouse

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: motley duck-like principal's office giraffe

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Tripping Faggot Firefighter

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Tan Dashing Bawdyhouse

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: motley duck-like principal's office giraffe

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: turquoise glittery liquid oxygen



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Tripping Faggot Firefighter

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: motley duck-like principal's office giraffe

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Tripping Faggot Firefighter

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Tan Dashing Bawdyhouse

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: motley duck-like principal's office giraffe

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Marvelous Drab Rigpig



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: turquoise glittery liquid oxygen

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: passionate stag film

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Exhilarant Canary Pit National Security Agency

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: violet swashbuckling address azn

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: pale soul-stirring center new version

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: motley duck-like principal's office giraffe

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: pale soul-stirring center new version

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: motley duck-like principal's office giraffe

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Diverse Tanning Salon Useless Brakes

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: motley duck-like principal's office giraffe

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Tripping Faggot Firefighter

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Infuriating provocative university quadroon

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Brindle hall

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: electric jap

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: motley duck-like principal's office giraffe

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Tripping Faggot Firefighter

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: motley duck-like principal's office giraffe

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Tripping Faggot Firefighter

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

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