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Saw a very weird XO thing happen in court today

We were all sitting around Criminal court with our clients a...
mind-boggling box office
  10/03/22
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greedy spectacular ceo
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Was his client spazzing out and shit beforehand? I had a ...
black half-breed crackhouse
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No it was pretty quiet when he did it. Almost like a joke or...
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medicated titillating library
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Did you stand up?
medicated titillating library
  10/03/22
Yes you are always supposed to stand when the judge walks in
mind-boggling box office
  10/03/22
There's a peculiar judge here who eschews "ALL RISE&quo...
Violet headpube
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*Courtroom bustle* The judge carefully and gently pushes op...
greedy spectacular ceo
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eucalyptus bubble bear
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there's a judge I appeared in front of many times that would...
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"THE JUDGE! BESTOW US WTIH YOUR SCHOLARLY JUDICIAL TREA...
Jade generalized bond queen of the night
  10/03/22
the frosty fritters of jurisprudence!
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slimy histrionic mad cow disease
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frosty fritters, tp
Chocolate ladyboy
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THE JUDGE!
Sexy church
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In the John Adams miniseries a courtier yells LE ROI wheneve...
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eucalyptus bubble bear
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Was he very tall and bald with pale white skin?
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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:42 AM
Author: mind-boggling box office

We were all sitting around Criminal court with our clients and the judge comes out and this attorney screams out “THE JUDGE”. Everyone looked at him and wondered wtf he is doing. Even the judge was a little thrown off

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:43 AM
Author: greedy spectacular ceo



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:44 AM
Author: black half-breed crackhouse

Was his client spazzing out and shit beforehand?

I had a client spazzing out crying and blubbering and making a scene and i told her she cant act like that when the judge comes out and the bailiff overheard and gave her a minute

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:50 AM
Author: mind-boggling box office

No it was pretty quiet when he did it. Almost like a joke or someone out him up to it. Maybe the guy was me.

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:51 AM
Author: translucent shrine roast beef



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:53 AM
Author: Glittery Black Woman



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:53 AM
Author: swollen chestnut police squad



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:54 AM
Author: medicated titillating library



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:51 AM
Author: medicated titillating library

Did you stand up?

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:52 AM
Author: mind-boggling box office

Yes you are always supposed to stand when the judge walks in

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:53 AM
Author: Violet headpube

There's a peculiar judge here who eschews "ALL RISE", I guess out of some sense of humility or being a public servant etc. Its out of character because he's a pedant.

But tbh I far prefer the all-rise to him stealthily taking the bench and just starting business. Its a loud room, full of proles and lolyers. Provide a clean break to alert everyone this shit is about goooooooooooo

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: greedy spectacular ceo

*Courtroom bustle*

The judge carefully and gently pushes open the door a crack, not trusting that the janitor did a good job of keeping the hinges well-oiled. Coast clear. He opens it a bit wider. The courtroom is full of chatter, surely he'll make it to the bench this time. He opens the door just wide enough to squeeze his wiry frame through, and he is out but for his arm when the plaintiff's counsel, an Olympic pistol shooter and generally eagle-eyed gentleman, snaps his head toward the doorway and shouts,

"THE JUDGE!"

Defendants, plaintiffs, and proletariat erupt in laughter, and the defeated judge, head down, drags his robes over to the bench and slumps down in his chair. "If only a hurricane would wipe Key West off the map..." he grumbles.

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Date: July 31st, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: eucalyptus bubble bear



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 1:12 PM
Author: marvelous sable pit

there's a judge I appeared in front of many times that would just have the bailiff loudly announce "REMAIN SEATED, THE HONORABLE JUDGE [], COURT IS NOW IN SESSION," etc

dude was a former PD and had a real sense of public service and humility. 180 guy.

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Date: July 31st, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: eucalyptus bubble bear



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Date: July 31st, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: eucalyptus bubble bear



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 2:18 PM
Author: Jade generalized bond queen of the night

"THE JUDGE! BESTOW US WTIH YOUR SCHOLARLY JUDICIAL TREATS!"

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 4:01 PM
Author: mentally impaired site

the frosty fritters of jurisprudence!

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Date: June 12th, 2025 2:52 AM
Author: slimy histrionic mad cow disease



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Date: June 12th, 2025 5:51 AM
Author: Chocolate ladyboy

frosty fritters, tp

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Date: June 12th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: Sexy church

THE JUDGE!

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Date: June 12th, 2025 1:43 AM
Author: Crystalline Sanctuary

In the John Adams miniseries a courtier yells LE ROI whenever Louis XVI enters a room. Maybe that's what the attorney was thinking of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2).#49007518)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



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Date: July 31st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: eucalyptus bubble bear



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Date: June 12th, 2025 1:52 AM
Author: Navy drunken hall

Was he very tall and bald with pale white skin?

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