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Peach Thriller Selfie
  04/11/26
saved lives deployed code at a nuclear power plant gon...
Light International Law Enforcement Agency
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I saved one life
Jade big church building pervert
  04/11/26
only #2 is remotely unique
charismatic private investor market
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Where to start
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exciting brunch queen of the night
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Mint shrine
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hairraiser domesticated dilemma
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Milky aphrodisiac pit
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Cerebral rose useless brakes organic girlfriend
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Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county
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Twinkling windowlicker
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that's kinda cool
Naked Property
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Explain?
federal stage
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Twinkling windowlicker
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Self defense?
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180 thank you for saving the taxpayers
Light International Law Enforcement Agency
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Ricky
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Mint shrine
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(Rudolph)
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I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't t...
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Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you&...
outnumbered concupiscible partner
  04/16/26
Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids
Embarrassed To The Bone Awkward Roommate Area
  04/11/26
also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness memb...
Naked Property
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Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blaz...
Embarrassed To The Bone Awkward Roommate Area
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those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse h...
Naked Property
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All the time. The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened wa...
Embarrassed To The Bone Awkward Roommate Area
  04/11/26
Took over a small country
Electric heaven codepig
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lol wow, holy shit
Naked Property
  04/11/26
No way you're the only one
federal stage
  04/11/26
Okay, I lol’d
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Iridescent Curious Trump Supporter Hairy Legs
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copper voyeur
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lmao
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crusty flesh space
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sooty plaza
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Cerebral rose useless brakes organic girlfriend
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180
Opaque Multi-colored Gaming Laptop
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Pumo scum
Embarrassed To The Bone Awkward Roommate Area
  04/13/26
What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?
Out-of-control Claret Juggernaut
  04/17/26
attended an Episcopal church
lascivious insane multi-billionaire degenerate
  04/11/26
I took a dump at Port Authority.
french stage coldplay fan
  04/11/26
that is brave
Jade big church building pervert
  04/11/26
It was as bad you think.
french stage coldplay fan
  04/11/26
I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
Jade big church building pervert
  04/11/26
owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
lascivious insane multi-billionaire degenerate
  04/11/26
i've exorcised 3+ demons
splenetic yarmulke site
  04/11/26
it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
Naked Property
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We've got time
copper voyeur
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Mint shrine
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Misanthropic Piazza
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soul-stirring mildly autistic mad-dog skullcap lettuce
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about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discover...
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chocolate background story temple
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supple talking persian
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the world was more interesting when we had serial killers
Misanthropic Piazza
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wow
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most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a ro...
pale filthy church cuckold
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lol
Mint shrine
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Carnelian senate incel
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Bat shit crazy stock car karate
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tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along...
Naked Property
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random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era https:...
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Khaki patrolman
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The most A$IAN PUSSY by far
hot parlor faggot firefighter
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how many
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Driven a Zamboni
Bronze pontificating son of senegal
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180 wholesome unique experience
federal stage
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tyty
Bronze pontificating son of senegal
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Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in ...
Vivacious meetinghouse
  04/14/26
Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else
Bronze pontificating son of senegal
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180
Milky aphrodisiac pit
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(stone cold steve austin tp)
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Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one i...
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Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will neve...
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Mint shrine
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splenetic yarmulke site
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wtf
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Khaki patrolman
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lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an aw...
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I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but ...
ultramarine pocket flask
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part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your fart...
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He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus. G...
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I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Ru...
chocolate background story temple
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I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008
hairraiser domesticated dilemma
  04/12/26
Winner
Opaque Multi-colored Gaming Laptop
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exciting brunch queen of the night
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I smoked crack with him.
Chrome police squad mood
  04/17/26
I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
Stubborn Generalized Bond Ladyboy
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federal stage
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Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and e...
crusty flesh space
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Narcissist
splenetic yarmulke site
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Coon
crusty flesh space
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Can you share the novel? I agree with the above, you've ...
aromatic principal's office really tough guy
  04/12/26
It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
crusty flesh space
  04/12/26
You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking ...
aromatic principal's office really tough guy
  04/12/26
?
crusty flesh space
  04/12/26
Post a link to your novel or stfu.
aromatic principal's office really tough guy
  04/12/26
It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it tho...
crusty flesh space
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Brags: "Wrote a novel" Explains: "It's now...
aromatic principal's office really tough guy
  04/12/26
Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shi...
crusty flesh space
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Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere ...
aromatic principal's office really tough guy
  04/12/26
Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been ...
Stirring crimson field
  04/12/26
Link to said novel?
aromatic principal's office really tough guy
  04/12/26
Where did you go,bro?
crusty flesh space
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Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't. Wh...
aromatic principal's office really tough guy
  04/17/26
ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
Bateful Gold Chapel Kitty
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I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help ...
Deranged alpha jew
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crusty flesh space
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It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That se...
Passionate chest-beating death wish
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We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't fig...
Deranged alpha jew
  04/13/26
We talking a full degree or community college
elite godawful sanctuary foreskin
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Initially, the agreement was for community college because h...
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  04/13/26
how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck...
Amber twisted black woman main people
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what exactly did you do to "help her finish college.&qu...
Mint shrine
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She gave me the login info for her online learning managemen...
Deranged alpha jew
  04/13/26
What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?
Orchid impertinent tanning salon
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many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail...
aggressive wonderful school cafeteria shitlib
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I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is curr...
Deranged alpha jew
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hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have ...
aggressive wonderful school cafeteria shitlib
  04/13/26
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Mint shrine
  04/13/26
No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker w...
Deranged alpha jew
  04/13/26
Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time...
elite godawful sanctuary foreskin
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you're 60?
Talented associate
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Mint shrine
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tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
aquamarine library corn cake
  04/12/26
(definitely not a CSLG alt)
Misanthropic Piazza
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At the same time? Hotel or full size?
ultramarine pocket flask
  04/12/26
Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon...
aquamarine library corn cake
  04/12/26
Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
Talented associate
  04/12/26
We’re butt brothers, brother.
ultramarine pocket flask
  04/12/26
180 I thought you just sucked on it
Talented associate
  04/12/26
Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
Passionate chest-beating death wish
  04/12/26
180
Carnelian senate incel
  04/13/26
Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
cerise cocky cumskin double fault
  04/12/26
180!
Carnelian senate incel
  04/14/26
flew a P-51.
Stirring crimson field
  04/12/26
Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d ...
Passionate chest-beating death wish
  04/13/26
i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard o...
Mint shrine
  04/15/26
played golf with Trump
stimulating shaky gunner native
  04/12/26
is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right....
Mint shrine
  04/13/26
probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super co...
stimulating shaky gunner native
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Mint shrine
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Been to over 150 countries Took a public shat in the midd...
Saffron Underhanded Candlestick Maker Ape
  04/12/26
I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city m...
stimulating shaky gunner native
  04/12/26
Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee
federal stage
  04/12/26
grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
aggressive wonderful school cafeteria shitlib
  04/13/26
Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.
Self-absorbed wild hospital
  04/13/26
Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. S...
Nighttime violet hell hissy fit
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my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i ...
Talented associate
  04/13/26
my asshole remembers that day fondly
aggressive wonderful school cafeteria shitlib
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Saffron Underhanded Candlestick Maker Ape
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Talented associate
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I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 ho...
Amber twisted black woman main people
  04/15/26
In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor G...
Floppy Coffee Pot
  04/13/26
Fucked Alicia Silverstone
judgmental toaster
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Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB
Iridescent Curious Trump Supporter Hairy Legs
  04/13/26
was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
Heady bonkers national security agency
  04/13/26
ouch
Mint shrine
  04/13/26
as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particula...
Heady bonkers national security agency
  04/13/26
your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to b...
Mint shrine
  04/13/26
we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situat...
Heady bonkers national security agency
  04/14/26
right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more mem...
Mint shrine
  04/14/26
No, they are still talking about it.
Brass skinny woman garrison
  04/14/26
100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever
Bat shit crazy stock car karate
  04/14/26
it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again....
Heady bonkers national security agency
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180 Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut li...
Brass skinny woman garrison
  04/15/26
not me
Heady bonkers national security agency
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Heady bonkers national security agency
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genuine lol
galvanic trailer park
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Brass skinny woman garrison
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180
elite godawful sanctuary foreskin
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180
stimulating shaky gunner native
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A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game...
Beady-eyed lay
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My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded...
garnet depressive gay wizard
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FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy
Mustard headpube
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180
Carnelian senate incel
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Mustard headpube
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Carnelian senate incel
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JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self
cowardly provocative rehab
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😎
Mustard headpube
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Carnelian senate incel
  04/17/26
Reenacted “Tubgirl”
maize address
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motley toilet seat house
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As the director or the, uh, talent?
Bipolar soggy goal in life
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posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
Slap-happy arousing state
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Four Saudi guys separately in one day
costumed diverse rigor nursing home
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Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina...
Brass skinny woman garrison
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Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?
Passionate chest-beating death wish
  04/14/26
No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around t...
Brass skinny woman garrison
  04/14/26
to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for thi...
galvanic trailer park
  04/15/26
I don't know what that means, is that good?
Brass skinny woman garrison
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unique is all i meant getting banned from a campus is uncom...
galvanic trailer park
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I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went wit...
Brass skinny woman garrison
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it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, ri...
galvanic trailer park
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I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grat...
Brass skinny woman garrison
  04/15/26
Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Dea...
federal stage
  04/16/26
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aggressive wonderful school cafeteria shitlib
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Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different bu...
Buff Boyish Tattoo Spot
  04/15/26
Thats weirdly 180
Cerebral rose useless brakes organic girlfriend
  04/15/26
excited?
Mint shrine
  04/15/26
Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or someth...
Buff Boyish Tattoo Spot
  04/15/26
oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoo...
Mint shrine
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Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated...
Buff Boyish Tattoo Spot
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Mint shrine
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Light International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/16/26
50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of coppe...
Passionate chest-beating death wish
  04/15/26
Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter...
Buff Boyish Tattoo Spot
  04/15/26
Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. ...
Passionate chest-beating death wish
  04/16/26
As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of...
Light International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/16/26
You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so...
Buff Boyish Tattoo Spot
  04/16/26
It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospit...
Light International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/16/26
The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and ...
Passionate chest-beating death wish
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- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house d...
Cerebral rose useless brakes organic girlfriend
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Mint shrine
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Carnelian senate incel
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Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the gro...
Amber twisted black woman main people
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Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna K...
Onyx pisswyrm
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chocolate background story temple
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i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world c...
Glittery mad cow disease
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how'd you get away
Mint shrine
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Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around fo...
glassy marvelous stead personal credit line
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Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winni...
razzmatazz pungent hominid casino
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Carnelian senate incel
  04/17/26
stand up to these niggers, clearly
insecure odious center
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climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hour...
splenetic yarmulke site
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I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 a...
disgusting cream point scourge upon the earth
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Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, h...
disgusting cream point scourge upon the earth
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fkk it's too outable to say
amethyst deep range pozpig
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Misanthropic Piazza
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llm (lab lives matter) friend tp
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done a commercial for white goods some other stuff, like ...
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Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. G...
SickoMode
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I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet. - ...
oomox
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Light International Law Enforcement Agency

saved lives

deployed code at a nuclear power plant

gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Jade big church building pervert

I saved one life

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: charismatic private investor market

only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: Opaque Multi-colored Gaming Laptop

Where to start

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: Light International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:54 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:52 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:42 PM
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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:35 AM
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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:46 AM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: soul-stirring mildly autistic mad-dog skullcap lettuce

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Twinkling windowlicker



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Naked Property

that's kinda cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811467)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: federal stage

Explain?

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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: Twinkling windowlicker



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: glassy marvelous stead personal credit line

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Light International Law Enforcement Agency

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: soul-stirring mildly autistic mad-dog skullcap lettuce

Ricky

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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Mint shrine

!

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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: translucent potus base

(Rudolph)

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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: chocolate background story temple

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: outnumbered concupiscible partner

Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Awkward Roommate Area

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811469)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Naked Property

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Awkward Roommate Area

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Naked Property

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Awkward Roommate Area

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Electric heaven codepig

Took over a small country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Naked Property

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: federal stage

No way you're the only one

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: soul-stirring mildly autistic mad-dog skullcap lettuce

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Iridescent Curious Trump Supporter Hairy Legs



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: copper voyeur



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Bronze pontificating son of senegal

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: Brass skinny woman garrison



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: crusty flesh space



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: Khaki patrolman



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Passionate chest-beating death wish



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: sooty plaza



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Cerebral rose useless brakes organic girlfriend



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: Opaque Multi-colored Gaming Laptop

180

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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Awkward Roommate Area

Pumo scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815708)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: Out-of-control Claret Juggernaut

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: lascivious insane multi-billionaire degenerate

attended an Episcopal church

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: french stage coldplay fan

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Jade big church building pervert

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: french stage coldplay fan

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Jade big church building pervert

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: lascivious insane multi-billionaire degenerate

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811495)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: splenetic yarmulke site

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Naked Property

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: copper voyeur

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Mint shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811664)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: Misanthropic Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811689)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: soul-stirring mildly autistic mad-dog skullcap lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811693)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Naked Property

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: chocolate background story temple



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Awkward Roommate Area

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Khaki patrolman



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: supple talking persian



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: Misanthropic Piazza

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Mint shrine

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812220)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: cobalt adventurous mediation



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: pale filthy church cuckold

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: Mint shrine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816015)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Carnelian senate incel



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy stock car karate



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Naked Property

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Naked Property

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Khaki patrolman



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: hot parlor faggot firefighter

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811592)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: .,,...,,..,......,,,..,,,.,...,.,,,..,.,


how many

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Bronze pontificating son of senegal

Driven a Zamboni

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: federal stage

180 wholesome unique experience

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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Bronze pontificating son of senegal

tyty

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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: Vivacious meetinghouse

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Bronze pontificating son of senegal

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: Milky aphrodisiac pit

180

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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: Amber twisted black woman main people

(stone cold steve austin tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49818527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: Brass skinny woman garrison

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Awkward Roommate Area

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Mint shrine



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: Duck-like Azn Corner

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: splenetic yarmulke site



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: Stubborn Generalized Bond Ladyboy

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811710)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: chocolate background story temple



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: Khaki patrolman



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: trip national sneaky criminal

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: ultramarine pocket flask

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: stimulating shaky gunner native

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812330)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: ultramarine pocket flask

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: garnet depressive gay wizard



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: chocolate background story temple

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: hairraiser domesticated dilemma

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Opaque Multi-colored Gaming Laptop

Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811743)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: exciting brunch queen of the night



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: Chrome police squad mood

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Stubborn Generalized Bond Ladyboy

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: federal stage



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: crusty flesh space

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: splenetic yarmulke site

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: crusty flesh space

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: aromatic principal's office really tough guy

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: crusty flesh space

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: aromatic principal's office really tough guy

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: crusty flesh space

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: aromatic principal's office really tough guy

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: crusty flesh space

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: aromatic principal's office really tough guy

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: crusty flesh space

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: aromatic principal's office really tough guy

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Stirring crimson field

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: aromatic principal's office really tough guy

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: crusty flesh space

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: aromatic principal's office really tough guy

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: Bateful Gold Chapel Kitty

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Twinkling windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: Deranged alpha jew

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: crusty flesh space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: Passionate chest-beating death wish

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Deranged alpha jew

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: elite godawful sanctuary foreskin

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: Deranged alpha jew

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: Amber twisted black woman main people

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Mint shrine

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: Deranged alpha jew

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Orchid impertinent tanning salon

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: aggressive wonderful school cafeteria shitlib

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Deranged alpha jew

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: aggressive wonderful school cafeteria shitlib

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Mint shrine

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: Deranged alpha jew

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: elite godawful sanctuary foreskin

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Talented associate

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Mint shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: aquamarine library corn cake

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Misanthropic Piazza

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: ultramarine pocket flask

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: aquamarine library corn cake

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Talented associate

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: ultramarine pocket flask

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: Talented associate

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Passionate chest-beating death wish

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Carnelian senate incel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: cerise cocky cumskin double fault

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: Carnelian senate incel

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Stirring crimson field

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Passionate chest-beating death wish

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: Mint shrine

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: stimulating shaky gunner native

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: Mint shrine

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: stimulating shaky gunner native

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Mint shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: Saffron Underhanded Candlestick Maker Ape

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: stimulating shaky gunner native

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: federal stage

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: aggressive wonderful school cafeteria shitlib

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Self-absorbed wild hospital

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Nighttime violet hell hissy fit

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: Talented associate

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: aggressive wonderful school cafeteria shitlib

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: Saffron Underhanded Candlestick Maker Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Talented associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: Amber twisted black woman main people

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Floppy Coffee Pot

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: judgmental toaster

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: Iridescent Curious Trump Supporter Hairy Legs

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Heady bonkers national security agency

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Mint shrine

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: Heady bonkers national security agency

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Mint shrine

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: Heady bonkers national security agency

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: Mint shrine

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Brass skinny woman garrison

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy stock car karate

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Heady bonkers national security agency

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: Brass skinny woman garrison

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: Heady bonkers national security agency

not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: Heady bonkers national security agency



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: galvanic trailer park

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: Brass skinny woman garrison



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: elite godawful sanctuary foreskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: stimulating shaky gunner native

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Beady-eyed lay

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: garnet depressive gay wizard

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Mustard headpube

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Carnelian senate incel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: Mustard headpube



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Carnelian senate incel



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: cowardly provocative rehab

JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Mustard headpube

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Carnelian senate incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: maize address

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: motley toilet seat house



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Bipolar soggy goal in life

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Slap-happy arousing state

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: costumed diverse rigor nursing home

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Brass skinny woman garrison

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Passionate chest-beating death wish

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49817562)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Brass skinny woman garrison

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: galvanic trailer park

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: Brass skinny woman garrison

I don't know what that means, is that good?

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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: galvanic trailer park

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Brass skinny woman garrison

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: galvanic trailer park

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Brass skinny woman garrison

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: federal stage

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: aggressive wonderful school cafeteria shitlib



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: Buff Boyish Tattoo Spot

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: Cerebral rose useless brakes organic girlfriend

Thats weirdly 180

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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: Mint shrine

excited?

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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Buff Boyish Tattoo Spot

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Mint shrine

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: Buff Boyish Tattoo Spot

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Mint shrine



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Light International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Passionate chest-beating death wish

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: Buff Boyish Tattoo Spot

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Passionate chest-beating death wish

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Light International Law Enforcement Agency

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: Buff Boyish Tattoo Spot

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Light International Law Enforcement Agency

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Passionate chest-beating death wish

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: Cerebral rose useless brakes organic girlfriend

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: Mint shrine



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Carnelian senate incel



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: Amber twisted black woman main people

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: Onyx pisswyrm

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: chocolate background story temple



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: Glittery mad cow disease

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Mint shrine

how'd you get away

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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: glassy marvelous stead personal credit line

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: razzmatazz pungent hominid casino

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Carnelian senate incel



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: insecure odious center

stand up to these niggers, clearly

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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: splenetic yarmulke site

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: disgusting cream point scourge upon the earth

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: disgusting cream point scourge upon the earth

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: amethyst deep range pozpig

fkk it's too outable to say

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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: Misanthropic Piazza



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: ( ''.'') (ballrooms-r-us)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: .,,...,,..,......,,,..,,,.,...,.,,,..,.,


done a commercial for white goods

some other stuff, like live on a foreign military base, or the espn scripps national spelling bee, or take college credits from 11 different schools, probably some college board posters would've done, but i'm probably the last one still here

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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: SickoMode

Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. Got on a plane and flew to Phoenix. My mom asked an immigration agent where our gate was because he spoke Spanish.

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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: oomox

I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet.

- I might be the only one to take this path after the college board was already dead: discovered XO before college as someone who was considering law school, was convinced by poasters NOT to go to law school, and stuck around for another 15+ years.

- was in the center of a highly-publicized XO love triangle, had a separate ex follow me around the bort several years after the relationship, AND am Eskimo sisters with another poaster with our common connection being someone we both met IRL, not through XO. Surely that combo is unique.

- went on tour with Max Cavalera

- played a show with acclaimed Ukrainian death metal band Jinjer

- wrote a Python script to model a probability distribution as a pretense to send my boss slutty pictures

- told a cat-caller my salary (this one is not nearly as douchey as it sounds, it all makes sense in context)

Will edit if I think of MOAR

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