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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
tell me
Drunken Vivacious Corner
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
lol tyft
razzle godawful theater stage kitty cat
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
iridescent laughsome set
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
silver den
  12/28/13
fucking lol
hairraiser sepia senate marketing idea
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Federal forum
  05/12/15
so underrated
disturbing geriatric casino people who are hurt
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haunting sick partner
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turbofag
  08/12/25
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  08/12/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
tan duck-like incel
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
judgmental business firm community account
  08/14/13
lmao
Drunken Vivacious Corner
  05/12/15
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supple son of senegal
  12/11/24
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Glittery crystalline school cafeteria giraffe
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
tan duck-like incel
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
frisky razzle-dazzle codepig
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razzle godawful theater stage kitty cat
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
buff 180 patrolman main people
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug
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When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
aquamarine useless sound barrier
  08/14/13
rofl
Drunken Vivacious Corner
  08/14/13
180
Boyish office
  08/14/13
rofl
apoplectic bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
gaped opaque doctorate
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lol
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zombie-like fragrant friendly grandma orchestra pit
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haunting sick partner
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Hot fortuitous meteor dysfunction
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Twisted Chartreuse Spot
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turbofag
  08/12/25
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razzle godawful theater stage kitty cat
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slap-happy cracking rigpig
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
judgmental business firm community account
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
slap-happy cracking rigpig
  08/14/13
best of thread
aquamarine useless sound barrier
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Aphrodisiac beta boltzmann
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Glittery crystalline school cafeteria giraffe
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Glittery crystalline school cafeteria giraffe
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
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razzle godawful theater stage kitty cat
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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razzle godawful theater stage kitty cat
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
razzle godawful theater stage kitty cat
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
aquamarine useless sound barrier
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Cheese-eating field
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
judgmental business firm community account
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
free-loading snowy dragon range
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Drunken Vivacious Corner
  08/14/13
180
grizzly lascivious locus hominid
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Insecure tanning salon
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Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug
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hairraiser sepia senate marketing idea
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Henna maniacal masturbator
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
free-loading snowy dragon range
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Aphrodisiac beta boltzmann
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Aphrodisiac beta boltzmann
  08/14/13
lol
Bearded Philosopher-king
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
slap-happy cracking rigpig
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
aquamarine useless sound barrier
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Aphrodisiac beta boltzmann
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
red state background story
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ultramarine pisswyrm pozpig
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
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buck-toothed swashbuckling national
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
aquamarine useless sound barrier
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If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug
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excitant step-uncle's house
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excitant step-uncle's house
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Hot fortuitous meteor dysfunction
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
aquamarine useless sound barrier
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Aphrodisiac beta boltzmann
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
aquamarine useless sound barrier
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Aphrodisiac beta boltzmann
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
wonderful charcoal hairy legs
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
spruce knife
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
aquamarine useless sound barrier
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
buff 180 patrolman main people
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
aquamarine useless sound barrier
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
buff 180 patrolman main people
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
aquamarine useless sound barrier
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Boyish office
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
bronze startling center macaca
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Garnet piazza jew
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Aphrodisiac beta boltzmann
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
aquamarine useless sound barrier
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
spruce knife
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
wonderful charcoal hairy legs
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
aquamarine useless sound barrier
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galvanic big-titted azn striped hyena
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
spruce knife
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
aquamarine useless sound barrier
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
spruce knife
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
aquamarine useless sound barrier
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
spruce knife
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
aquamarine useless sound barrier
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Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
spruce knife
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
aquamarine useless sound barrier
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Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
spruce knife
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
aquamarine useless sound barrier
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
spruce knife
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
aquamarine useless sound barrier
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
razzle godawful theater stage kitty cat
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
aquamarine useless sound barrier
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
razzle godawful theater stage kitty cat
  08/14/13
whatever
aquamarine useless sound barrier
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
maroon dashing rehab
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Aphrodisiac beta boltzmann
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
slap-happy cracking rigpig
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
lol
grizzly lascivious locus hominid
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
180
Boyish office
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Hideous whorehouse volcanic crater
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
slap-happy cracking rigpig
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Cyan feces
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Cyan feces
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
aquamarine useless sound barrier
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Boyish office
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
aquamarine useless sound barrier
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Boyish office
  08/14/13
lol tyft
razzle godawful theater stage kitty cat
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
razzle godawful theater stage kitty cat
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
aquamarine useless sound barrier
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Bateful Coiffed Pit Place Of Business
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
grizzly lascivious locus hominid
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Mildly autistic box office
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Passionate french chef
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Boyish office
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
aquamarine useless sound barrier
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Boyish office
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Aphrodisiac beta boltzmann
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
aquamarine useless sound barrier
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Boyish office
  08/14/13
165
Burgundy provocative university brethren
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
lmao
razzle godawful theater stage kitty cat
  08/14/13
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galvanic big-titted azn striped hyena
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Harsh indian lodge persian
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
aquamarine useless sound barrier
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
orchid nubile cruise ship quadroon
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug
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Cyan feces
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
aquamarine useless sound barrier
  08/14/13
Pics?
irradiated goyim lodge
  08/14/13
link?
supple son of senegal
  08/17/13
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Drunken Vivacious Corner
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
spectacular pink clown
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Amethyst Curious Black Woman Resort
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Aphrodisiac beta boltzmann
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
exciting blathering crackhouse
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
aquamarine useless sound barrier
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Wine charismatic skinny woman
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
aquamarine useless sound barrier
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Wine charismatic skinny woman
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
aquamarine useless sound barrier
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Wine charismatic skinny woman
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
aquamarine useless sound barrier
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
mint motley candlestick maker keepsake machete
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Wine charismatic skinny woman
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Flatulent rough-skinned house
  08/14/13
Underrated
Burgundy provocative university brethren
  08/15/13
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haunting sick partner
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
mint motley candlestick maker keepsake machete
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Flatulent rough-skinned house
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Idiotic low-t stage famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Aphrodisiac beta boltzmann
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
exhilarant national security agency
  08/14/13
lol
Turquoise Stag Film
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
exhilarant national security agency
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Turquoise Stag Film
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
exhilarant national security agency
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
mint motley candlestick maker keepsake machete
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Titillating Orange Lay Telephone
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
wonderful charcoal hairy legs
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Heady chad ceo
  08/14/13
180
carnelian histrionic mental disorder
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Turquoise Stag Film
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
zombie-like fragrant friendly grandma orchestra pit
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Turquoise Stag Film
  08/14/13
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sadistic thriller stock car
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Trip Dilemma Fat Ankles
  08/14/13
180
Wine charismatic skinny woman
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Flatulent rough-skinned house
  08/15/13
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exciting blathering crackhouse
  08/17/13
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Swollen mind-boggling ticket booth affirmative action
  09/11/13
Lmao
disgusting bull headed degenerate headpube
  06/07/17
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turbofag
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
fishy medicated cuckoldry
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
sadistic thriller stock car
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
khaki adventurous theatre
  08/14/13
lol
Wine charismatic skinny woman
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Frum Address Kitty
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Aggressive Contagious Station Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/14/13
180
odious liquid oxygen messiness
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Bearded transparent roommate wagecucks
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Violet travel guidebook
  08/17/13
poignant
mahogany out-of-control parlor factory reset button
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Appetizing Library
  08/17/13
...
sadistic thriller stock car
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Swollen mind-boggling ticket booth affirmative action
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
excitant step-uncle's house
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Idiotic low-t stage famous landscape painting
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
silver den
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Talented point police squad
  12/28/13
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Painfully Honest Idiot Round Eye
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Stubborn Wrinkle Alpha
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Slimy wild sneaky criminal
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
filthy church
  03/10/14
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hairraiser sepia senate marketing idea
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
red state background story
  05/12/15
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Ungodly Depressive Pocket Flask
  01/19/16
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zombie-like fragrant friendly grandma orchestra pit
  10/25/17
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supple son of senegal
  11/29/15
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supple son of senegal
  12/23/15
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hairraiser sepia senate marketing idea
  01/05/16
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supple son of senegal
  03/13/16
I want pizza
sable arousing theater potus
  06/07/17
...
Ungodly Depressive Pocket Flask
  09/22/17
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Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
mischievous nursing home
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
milky coffee pot gas station
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
mischievous nursing home
  07/18/18
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Hot fortuitous meteor dysfunction
  04/30/19
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supple son of senegal
  06/21/20
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supple son of senegal
  06/23/20
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bat-shit-crazy light temple
  07/11/20
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Hot fortuitous meteor dysfunction
  12/16/21
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Hot fortuitous meteor dysfunction
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Drunken Vivacious Corner

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: razzle godawful theater stage kitty cat

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: iridescent laughsome set

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: silver den

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: hairraiser sepia senate marketing idea

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Federal forum



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: disturbing geriatric casino people who are hurt

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: haunting sick partner



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Henna maniacal masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: dark autistic area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: azure brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Boyish office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Twisted Chartreuse Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Glittery crystalline school cafeteria giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: racy windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: turbofag (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: .,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,..,..,:,..;,..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49179095)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: tan duck-like incel

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: judgmental business firm community account

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Drunken Vivacious Corner

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: supple son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Glittery crystalline school cafeteria giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: tan duck-like incel

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: frisky razzle-dazzle codepig

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: razzle godawful theater stage kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: buff 180 patrolman main people

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: aquamarine useless sound barrier

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Drunken Vivacious Corner

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Boyish office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: apoplectic bawdyhouse

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: gaped opaque doctorate

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Turquoise Stag Film

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: zombie-like fragrant friendly grandma orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: haunting sick partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Hot fortuitous meteor dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Twisted Chartreuse Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: turbofag (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: slap-happy cracking rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: razzle godawful theater stage kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: slap-happy cracking rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: judgmental business firm community account

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: slap-happy cracking rigpig

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: aquamarine useless sound barrier

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac beta boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Glittery crystalline school cafeteria giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Glittery crystalline school cafeteria giraffe

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: razzle godawful theater stage kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: razzle godawful theater stage kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: razzle godawful theater stage kitty cat

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: aquamarine useless sound barrier

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Cheese-eating field

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: judgmental business firm community account

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: free-loading snowy dragon range

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Drunken Vivacious Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: grizzly lascivious locus hominid

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Insecure tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: zombie-like fragrant friendly grandma orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: hairraiser sepia senate marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Henna maniacal masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: free-loading snowy dragon range

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac beta boltzmann

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac beta boltzmann

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Bearded Philosopher-king

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: slap-happy cracking rigpig

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: aquamarine useless sound barrier

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac beta boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: red state background story

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: ultramarine pisswyrm pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: slap-happy cracking rigpig

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: buck-toothed swashbuckling national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: aquamarine useless sound barrier

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac beta boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: excitant step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: excitant step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Hot fortuitous meteor dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: aquamarine useless sound barrier

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac beta boltzmann

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: aquamarine useless sound barrier

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac beta boltzmann

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: wonderful charcoal hairy legs

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: spruce knife

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: aquamarine useless sound barrier

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: buff 180 patrolman main people

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: aquamarine useless sound barrier

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: buff 180 patrolman main people

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: aquamarine useless sound barrier

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Boyish office

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: bronze startling center macaca

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Garnet piazza jew

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac beta boltzmann

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: aquamarine useless sound barrier

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: spruce knife

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: wonderful charcoal hairy legs

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: aquamarine useless sound barrier

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: galvanic big-titted azn striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: spruce knife

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: aquamarine useless sound barrier

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: spruce knife

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: aquamarine useless sound barrier

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: spruce knife

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: aquamarine useless sound barrier

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: spruce knife

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: aquamarine useless sound barrier

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: spruce knife

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: aquamarine useless sound barrier

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: spruce knife

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: aquamarine useless sound barrier

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: razzle godawful theater stage kitty cat

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: aquamarine useless sound barrier

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: razzle godawful theater stage kitty cat

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: aquamarine useless sound barrier

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: maroon dashing rehab

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac beta boltzmann

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: slap-happy cracking rigpig

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: grizzly lascivious locus hominid

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Boyish office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Hideous whorehouse volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: slap-happy cracking rigpig

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Cyan feces

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Cyan feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: aquamarine useless sound barrier

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Boyish office

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: aquamarine useless sound barrier

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Boyish office

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: razzle godawful theater stage kitty cat

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: razzle godawful theater stage kitty cat

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: aquamarine useless sound barrier

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Bateful Coiffed Pit Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: grizzly lascivious locus hominid

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Mildly autistic box office

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Passionate french chef

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Boyish office

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: aquamarine useless sound barrier

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Boyish office

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac beta boltzmann

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: aquamarine useless sound barrier

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Boyish office

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Burgundy provocative university brethren

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: razzle godawful theater stage kitty cat

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: galvanic big-titted azn striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Harsh indian lodge persian

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: aquamarine useless sound barrier

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: orchid nubile cruise ship quadroon

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Cyan feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: aquamarine useless sound barrier

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: irradiated goyim lodge

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: supple son of senegal

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Drunken Vivacious Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: spectacular pink clown

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Amethyst Curious Black Woman Resort

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac beta boltzmann

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: exciting blathering crackhouse

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: aquamarine useless sound barrier

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Wine charismatic skinny woman

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: aquamarine useless sound barrier

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Wine charismatic skinny woman

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: aquamarine useless sound barrier

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Wine charismatic skinny woman

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: aquamarine useless sound barrier

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: mint motley candlestick maker keepsake machete

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Wine charismatic skinny woman

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Flatulent rough-skinned house

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Burgundy provocative university brethren

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: haunting sick partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: mint motley candlestick maker keepsake machete

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Flatulent rough-skinned house

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Idiotic low-t stage famous landscape painting

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac beta boltzmann

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: exhilarant national security agency

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Turquoise Stag Film

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: exhilarant national security agency

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Turquoise Stag Film

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: exhilarant national security agency

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: mint motley candlestick maker keepsake machete

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Titillating Orange Lay Telephone

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: wonderful charcoal hairy legs

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Heady chad ceo

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: carnelian histrionic mental disorder

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Turquoise Stag Film

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: zombie-like fragrant friendly grandma orchestra pit

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Turquoise Stag Film

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: sadistic thriller stock car



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Trip Dilemma Fat Ankles



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Wine charismatic skinny woman

180

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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Flatulent rough-skinned house



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: exciting blathering crackhouse



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Swollen mind-boggling ticket booth affirmative action



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: disgusting bull headed degenerate headpube

Lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: turbofag (slop til you drop)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: fishy medicated cuckoldry

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: sadistic thriller stock car

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: khaki adventurous theatre

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Wine charismatic skinny woman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Frum Address Kitty



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Aggressive Contagious Station Twinkling Uncleanness

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: odious liquid oxygen messiness

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Bearded transparent roommate wagecucks

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Violet travel guidebook

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: mahogany out-of-control parlor factory reset button

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Appetizing Library

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: sadistic thriller stock car



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Swollen mind-boggling ticket booth affirmative action

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: excitant step-uncle's house

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Idiotic low-t stage famous landscape painting

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: silver den

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Talented point police squad

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Idiot Round Eye



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Stubborn Wrinkle Alpha

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Slimy wild sneaky criminal

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: filthy church

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: hairraiser sepia senate marketing idea



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: red state background story

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Ungodly Depressive Pocket Flask



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: zombie-like fragrant friendly grandma orchestra pit



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: supple son of senegal



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: supple son of senegal



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: hairraiser sepia senate marketing idea



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: supple son of senegal



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: sable arousing theater potus

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Ungodly Depressive Pocket Flask



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Shaky claret water buffalo antidepressant drug



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: mischievous nursing home

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: milky coffee pot gas station

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: mischievous nursing home

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Hot fortuitous meteor dysfunction



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: supple son of senegal



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: supple son of senegal



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy light temple



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Hot fortuitous meteor dysfunction



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Hot fortuitous meteor dysfunction



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