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Newsom's pretty good at this Twitter trolling - link

https://x.com/GovPressOffice/status/1963693102348354047 L...
Overrated indecent institution
  09/04/25
OTH, he fucked Gilfoil
sable laser beams
  09/04/25
imagine the smell
adulterous vengeful psychic
  09/04/25
like you wouldn't
thirsty shimmering point jap
  09/05/25
So I used to want Jon Stewart to be POTUS in 2028 but Newsom...
Indigo Goal In Life
  09/04/25
Lmao
marvelous mustard national security agency
  09/04/25
you also are really really fucking stupid. also jewish and ...
Deranged community account corner
  09/05/25
you’re azn my man, and a closeted fag
Indigo Goal In Life
  09/05/25
it's pathetic and reeks of desperation he knows he's unap...
Honey-headed associate
  09/04/25
Why are posters acting like he's a lock for POTUS
flickering sanctuary rigor
  09/04/25
...
plum out-of-control senate hissy fit
  09/04/25
Mocking is not mimicking, trumptard
irradiated effete lay alpha
  09/05/25
I don't think even California Dems like Newsom. But I listen...
Low-t disgusting new version
  09/04/25
he obviously knows what he's doing, he went like SF supervis...
flesh floppy lettuce
  09/04/25
it's not like it would be the first time they voted for one....
Low-t disgusting new version
  09/04/25
(marco rubio thinkin abt how dubya molested him)
flesh floppy lettuce
  09/04/25
They voted for handsome birdshit silverspoon Biden
Indigo Goal In Life
  09/04/25
biden pretend to be a poormo, even though he made like 10m a...
flesh floppy lettuce
  09/04/25
Also $10M during VP don't forget
brass theater idiot
  09/04/25
He's old money and knows the ropes
Salmon National
  09/04/25
> i just dont think amerikkka will vote for a HANDSOME st...
exhilarant bawdyhouse trump supporter
  09/04/25
this one actually his best yet, seems he decided to take the...
flesh floppy lettuce
  09/04/25
"Register by 11/4 and get two free Newsom Steaks."
Overrated indecent institution
  09/04/25
Agreed - this is a level of humor that libs have not reached...
Confused amber coldplay fan milk
  09/04/25
This post is a little funny but not that funny
Lascivious gaped plaza
  09/04/25
Key point is that its "a little funny" Most pr...
Confused amber coldplay fan milk
  09/04/25
Farm Animals: "nffi" Colleen Wolfe @Colleen25...
brass theater idiot
  09/04/25
lol
Overrated indecent institution
  09/04/25
I love the MAGA Farm Animal in the replies who thinks this i...
rose vigorous abode pisswyrm
  09/04/25
Cr. Personally im like 105 so enjoy condescending to 95iq tr...
irradiated effete lay alpha
  09/05/25
This is what happens when a 90 IQ retard thinks they are cle...
Yellow flirting digit ratio heaven
  09/04/25
I love that libs think this resonates with anyone outside th...
plum out-of-control senate hissy fit
  09/05/25
It's not FOR you, retard
brass theater idiot
  09/05/25
The guy played D-1 college baseball right? That’s all...
Burgundy queen of the night office
  09/05/25
We do not deserve this man
irradiated effete lay alpha
  09/05/25
this is extremely unfunny. if sealclubber were a lib, he'...
Laughsome business firm
  09/05/25
Newsom has way too much dirt to win the 7 swing states: Fren...
Lascivious gaped plaza
  09/05/25
libs banned humor during Obama's second term. this type of s...
Deranged community account corner
  09/05/25
it's horrible and unfunny. and the concept itself is stupid...
Laughsome business firm
  09/05/25
actually it's easy to deny it. it's terrible.
Honey-headed associate
  09/05/25
wrong. his tweets are hilarious. so newsom's nonbinary staff...
Laughsome business firm
  09/05/25
It's the authenticity. With Trump you actually think he's ty...
deep brunch
  09/05/25
yea and he zings the fuck out of people. this newsom shit...
Laughsome business firm
  09/05/25
he’s typing the shit out literally while taking a shit...
Deranged community account corner
  09/05/25
Does this stuff land with anybody not on Bluesky?
Bronze newt
  09/05/25
To be fair, Libs desperately trying to forcememe the idea...
Bistre tanning salon
  09/05/25
Don't you get it? He's STANDING UP to trump with snarky twee...
Ebony beady-eyed nursing home tattoo
  09/05/25
To be fair, "Hashtag, Resist!!!" LJL brother...
Bistre tanning salon
  09/05/25
Elon fangirl ultra online dork weighing in on what it means ...
rose vigorous abode pisswyrm
  09/05/25
bro the newsom tweets are retarded and gay and awful. you ca...
Laughsome business firm
  09/05/25
To be fair, Elon Musk is a fat autistic middle-aged dorky...
Bistre tanning salon
  09/05/25
(post mimicking 60iq proles)
irradiated effete lay alpha
  09/05/25
Didn't Harvey Weinstein fuck his current wife?
umber hairraiser juggernaut
  09/05/25
Yes
deep brunch
  09/05/25


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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Overrated indecent institution

https://x.com/GovPressOffice/status/1963693102348354047

Like the "hair gel application" course taught by Newsom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49236750)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: sable laser beams

OTH, he fucked Gilfoil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49236767)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: adulterous vengeful psychic

imagine the smell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49237741)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: thirsty shimmering point jap

like you wouldn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49239326)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Indigo Goal In Life

So I used to want Jon Stewart to be POTUS in 2028 but Newsom is every bit as snarky, and I fear Stewart won’t be vindictive enough and intentionally hurt cons and red states like Newsom would, which is what the country needs right now. Newsom 2028

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49236775)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: marvelous mustard national security agency

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49236953)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Deranged community account corner

you also are really really fucking stupid. also jewish and a pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49238567)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Indigo Goal In Life

you’re azn my man, and a closeted fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49238659)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Honey-headed associate

it's pathetic and reeks of desperation

he knows he's unappealing and a total failure as governor, so he's trying to mimic Trump. but there's only one Trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49236790)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: flickering sanctuary rigor

Why are posters acting like he's a lock for POTUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49236810)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: plum out-of-control senate hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49236837)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: irradiated effete lay alpha

Mocking is not mimicking, trumptard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49238563)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Low-t disgusting new version

I don't think even California Dems like Newsom. But I listened to his podcast a bit and he seems shrewd enough to be a competitor for POTUS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49236812)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: flesh floppy lettuce

he obviously knows what he's doing, he went like SF supervisor-SF mayor-LtGov-Gov... he knows (((who))) to kiss ass to get ahead

i just dont think amerikkka will vote for a HANDSOME straight birdshit who was born with a silver spoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49236821)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Low-t disgusting new version

it's not like it would be the first time they voted for one. we had two Bushes ffs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49236827)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: flesh floppy lettuce

(marco rubio thinkin abt how dubya molested him)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49236833)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Indigo Goal In Life

They voted for handsome birdshit silverspoon Biden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49236831)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: flesh floppy lettuce

biden pretend to be a poormo, even though he made like 10m after VP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49236834)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: brass theater idiot

Also $10M during VP don't forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49237435)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Salmon National

He's old money and knows the ropes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49237574)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: exhilarant bawdyhouse trump supporter

> i just dont think amerikkka will vote for a HANDSOME straight birdshit who was born with a silver spoon

are we pretending that the current POTUS isn't even moar handsome, straight, birdshit, and born with a silver spoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49237805)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: flesh floppy lettuce

this one actually his best yet, seems he decided to take the risk doing this shit his team which is prob turd comedians will get better with time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49236825)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Overrated indecent institution

"Register by 11/4 and get two free Newsom Steaks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49236860)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Confused amber coldplay fan milk

Agreed - this is a level of humor that libs have not reached in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49237386)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Lascivious gaped plaza

This post is a little funny but not that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49237427)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: Confused amber coldplay fan milk

Key point is that its "a little funny"

Most prior lib "humor" was negative funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49237727)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: brass theater idiot

Farm Animals: "nffi"

Colleen Wolfe

@Colleen25703211

·

4h

Yeah, that will be a flop. Dont fall for it. He will take your money and not deliver. Happens all the time here in California .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49237432)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Overrated indecent institution

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49237736)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: rose vigorous abode pisswyrm

I love the MAGA Farm Animal in the replies who thinks this is real.

Goddamn you people are dense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49237471)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: irradiated effete lay alpha

Cr. Personally im like 105 so enjoy condescending to 95iq trumpmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49238606)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Yellow flirting digit ratio heaven

This is what happens when a 90 IQ retard thinks they are clever while pandering to a 90 IQ audience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49237739)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 2:11 AM
Author: plum out-of-control senate hissy fit

I love that libs think this resonates with anyone outside their echo chamber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49237971)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: brass theater idiot

It's not FOR you, retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49238653)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Burgundy queen of the night office

The guy played D-1 college baseball right? That’s all I need to know - he’s got my vote.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49238548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: irradiated effete lay alpha

We do not deserve this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49238557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Laughsome business firm

this is extremely unfunny.

if sealclubber were a lib, he'd laugh at this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49238558)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:25 AM
Author: Lascivious gaped plaza

Newsom has way too much dirt to win the 7 swing states: French laundry and cheating on his wife for example. GOP just has to run add showing worst parts of Skid row, Tenderloin and Floyd riots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49238570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Deranged community account corner

libs banned humor during Obama's second term. this type of stuff is the downstream effect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49238573)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Laughsome business firm

it's horrible and unfunny. and the concept itself is stupid as shit. he's not mimicking trump, he's parodying/mocking his twitterpoasting. but whether you love or hate trump, you can't deny his tweet game is 180, he just has a knack for pwning the shit out of people in a couple sentences. so what the fuck is there to even mock?

this is what happens when your staffers are 22 year old bluehaired lib homosexual/genderqueer whatever. as you said, comedy was "canceled" years ago so these fucking morons have no concept of "funny" and they think the subject matter here is really resonating with people. it's just a complete failure all around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49238590)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Honey-headed associate

actually it's easy to deny it. it's terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49238611)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Laughsome business firm

wrong. his tweets are hilarious. so newsom's nonbinary staffers are trying to mock something that is objectively 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49238622)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 12:01 PM
Author: deep brunch

It's the authenticity. With Trump you actually think he's typing the shit out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49238662)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Laughsome business firm

yea and he zings the fuck out of people.

this newsom shit is embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49239116)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: Deranged community account corner

he’s typing the shit out literally while taking a shit on a gold plated toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49239791)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Bronze newt

Does this stuff land with anybody not on Bluesky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49239301)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Bistre tanning salon

To be fair,

Libs desperately trying to forcememe the idea that some guy who is LITERALLY mimicking another guy's successful and popular schtick is somehow "alpha," why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49239307)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Ebony beady-eyed nursing home tattoo

Don't you get it? He's STANDING UP to trump with snarky tweets. He's showing the country he's NOT SCARED of authoritarianism and he WON'T BE SILENCED. He is, quite literally, the face of THE RESISTANCE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49239324)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Bistre tanning salon

To be fair,

"Hashtag, Resist!!!"

LJL brother LJL.

The sad thing is that I really do believe Obeezy is gay and retarded and dumb enough to genuinely believe these tweets are hysterically funny and extremely cutting. "Oh man, get him, Gavin! Take that, Drumpfth!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49239711)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: rose vigorous abode pisswyrm

Elon fangirl ultra online dork weighing in on what it means to be “alpha” is 180, thanks for that babes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49239365)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: Laughsome business firm

bro the newsom tweets are retarded and gay and awful. you cannot think they are funny or cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49239374)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: Bistre tanning salon

To be fair,

Elon Musk is a fat autistic middle-aged dorky tech bro who got a hair transplant and plays with spoons at fancy dinners...

...and yet despite all of that, he is also OBJECTIVELY 100x more alpha than Gavin Newsome on any meaningful metric in the modern world (large-scale international influence, real world power at the highest levels, global popularity and its attendant influence as a thought leader, repeated proven success within an extremely competitive field that actually matters in the real world, etc etc etc). Even on an animalistic physical level, Musk could probably wrestle Newsome into submission and then sit on him simply because Newsome has the build of a skinny gay twink. We won't even get into how Newsome's former wife showed him the ultimate disrespect by hooking up with the son of his biggest political enemy, or how his current wife publicly admitted that she cravenly fucked and sucked Harvey Weinstein for a career bump that never even materialized (and yet he chooses to remain married to her).

LJL, LJL.

Next up: "Ackkkkkkkshually, when you REALLY think about it, Newsome is ALSO way more alpha than Drumpfth himself!" *farts cum, adjusts buttplug*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49239698)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: irradiated effete lay alpha

(post mimicking 60iq proles)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49239394)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: umber hairraiser juggernaut

Didn't Harvey Weinstein fuck his current wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49239380)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:19 PM
Author: deep brunch

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49239389)