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Would you rather have EPAH or Spaceporn as your father?

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Zippy yellow legal warrant gay wizard
  11/01/25
the gun
Glittery dark tattoo
  11/01/25
SP so I can keep my penis.
adventurous shivering market
  11/01/25
but you'll end up w a colostomy bag
Zippy yellow legal warrant gay wizard
  11/01/25
You'll end up with a lot more than a colostomy if EPAH is yo...
adventurous shivering market
  11/01/25
You don’t HAVE TO be trans to be my kid. Only if you w...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  11/04/25
I know you're trying to PWN the cons here with your world fa...
cock of michael obama
  11/04/25
I can’t help it I must pwn
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  11/04/25
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cock of michael obama
  11/04/25
would you consider chopping off yours in solidarity with you...
Paralegal Jahangir
  11/04/25
I’m cis-het though
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  11/04/25
i didn't say you weren't. i asked whether you would as a sho...
Paralegal Jahangir
  11/04/25
Maybe in a couple years, but for the time being I still unlo...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  11/04/25
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Paralegal Jahangir
  11/04/25
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.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  11/05/25
jfc
cock of michael obama
  11/05/25
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WWED: What Would Emilio Do?
  11/05/25
This is genuinely tough. EPAH really lacks emotional connec...
Amateur Millennial Butt Porn
  11/04/25
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cock of michael obama
  11/04/25
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Don Spaceporn De La Squancha
  11/05/25
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
  11/05/25
Would probably take EPAH. I think he'd be easier to murder f...
Fucking Fuckface
  11/04/25
Which father?
""''"'"'"'"''
  11/05/25
Obviously EPAH for bio-dad and provider dad and SpacePorn f...
Amateur Millennial Butt Porn
  11/05/25
I know this is a troll thread, but come on, this one is obvi...
.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  11/05/25
this is 100% not a troll thread
cock of michael obama
  11/05/25
Just push him down one of those 5 inch cliffs he's always ju...
Fucking Fuckface
  11/05/25


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Date: November 1st, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Zippy yellow legal warrant gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2).#49393222)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Glittery dark tattoo

the gun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2).#49393223)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: adventurous shivering market

SP so I can keep my penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2).#49393232)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Zippy yellow legal warrant gay wizard

but you'll end up w a colostomy bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2).#49393235)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: adventurous shivering market

You'll end up with a lot more than a colostomy if EPAH is your dad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2).#49393236)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

You don’t HAVE TO be trans to be my kid. Only if you want your father’s approval.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2).#49402380)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: cock of michael obama

I know you're trying to PWN the cons here with your world famous sarcasm (stemming from your hatred of your parents), but i think you're being honest here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2).#49402386)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

I can’t help it I must pwn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2).#49402398)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: cock of michael obama



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2).#49402411)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Paralegal Jahangir

would you consider chopping off yours in solidarity with your children?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2).#49402396)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

I’m cis-het though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2).#49402415)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Paralegal Jahangir

i didn't say you weren't. i asked whether you would as a show of solidarity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2).#49402428)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Maybe in a couple years, but for the time being I still unload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2).#49402470)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: Paralegal Jahangir



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2).#49402481)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2).#49404090)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: cock of michael obama

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2).#49404099)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: WWED: What Would Emilio Do? (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2).#49404005)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Amateur Millennial Butt Porn

This is genuinely tough. EPAH really lacks emotional connection with his kids and Spaceporn is such a dork (plus the rape).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2).#49402422)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: cock of michael obama



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2).#49402535)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Don Spaceporn De La Squancha (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2).#49404032)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2).#49405162)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Would probably take EPAH. I think he'd be easier to murder for freedom and get away with it (along with a good amount of assets)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2).#49402541)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: ""''"'"'"'"''

Which father?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2).#49404023)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Amateur Millennial Butt Porn

Obviously EPAH for bio-dad and provider dad and SpacePorn for Mom-Dad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2).#49404047)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...


I know this is a troll thread, but come on, this one is obvious. Would I rather grow up on the beach in Hawaii with a 7-figure income or would I rather be raised by a clown-haired pedophile? Honestly, if I got to have EPAH's house but had to lose my balls in exchange, I would have to think about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2).#49404108)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: cock of michael obama

this is 100% not a troll thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2).#49404112)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Just push him down one of those 5 inch cliffs he's always jumping. Problem solved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2).#49404975)