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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Metal azure incel potus
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
splenetic pisswyrm
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
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  07/26/25
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Up-to-no-good Stage Boiling Water
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We’ve all been there
Cobalt patrolman people who are hurt
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
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At a bar
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Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
Hilarious Zombie-like Personal Credit Line Theatre
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
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  07/26/25
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splenetic pisswyrm
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
Hilarious Zombie-like Personal Credit Line Theatre
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Territorial pit juggernaut
  07/26/25
I know what to say
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Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
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  07/27/25
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  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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  07/26/25
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Territorial pit juggernaut
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
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  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
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blue sticky shrine
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We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
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  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
Razzle-dazzle turquoise roast beef
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
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I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
splenetic pisswyrm
  07/26/25
(who did it)
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  07/26/25
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  07/27/25
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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Metal azure incel potus

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: splenetic pisswyrm

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Metal azure incel potus

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Territorial pit juggernaut



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Stage Boiling Water



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Cobalt patrolman people who are hurt

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Metal azure incel potus

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: gay macaca lodge

At a bar

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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Territorial pit juggernaut



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Frisky shimmering locus



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: passionate center



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Rough-skinned spot



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: adventurous ebony travel guidebook



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: stirring lilac ceo



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: crawly aphrodisiac mediation masturbator



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Metal azure incel potus



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: blue sticky shrine



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle turquoise roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: plum fear-inspiring hairy legs liquid oxygen



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: bossy doctorate locale



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Walnut exhilarant jewess



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: laughsome prole wagecucks



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Spruce new version indirect expression

Not hygienic

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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: splenetic pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Hilarious Zombie-like Personal Credit Line Theatre

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Metal azure incel potus

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: splenetic pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Hilarious Zombie-like Personal Credit Line Theatre

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Territorial pit juggernaut

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Twinkling impressive coldplay fan stead

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Metal azure incel potus

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: ocher location marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: cerebral filthpig

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Territorial pit juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: aqua mildly autistic fortuitous meteor ratface

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle turquoise roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Trip hall

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: blue sticky shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Brilliant pozpig

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle turquoise roast beef

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Metal azure incel potus

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: splenetic pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Pea-brained Carnelian School Cafeteria Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: splenetic pisswyrm

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: cerise soul-stirring mental disorder

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Territorial pit juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: exciting mint plaza generalized bond

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: wine immigrant

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: bipolar organic girlfriend

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134975)