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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
chestnut razzmatazz pisswyrm goal in life
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
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Vermilion Pozpig
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
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  08/02/25
rip
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Thriller site
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
Territorial Heaven
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chestnut razzmatazz pisswyrm goal in life
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
blathering hairraiser stage headpube
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
chestnut razzmatazz pisswyrm goal in life
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
crusty indian lodge partner
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
Heady Sinister Address Police Squad
  08/01/25
yes
crusty indian lodge partner
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
crusty indian lodge partner
  08/01/25
?
chestnut razzmatazz pisswyrm goal in life
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
Heady Sinister Address Police Squad
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
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  08/01/25
Sick
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crusty indian lodge partner
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
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Insecure Citrine Main People
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
crusty indian lodge partner
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
charcoal fighting orchestra pit
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
chestnut razzmatazz pisswyrm goal in life
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
ocher trump supporter regret
  08/02/25
Hdy
chestnut razzmatazz pisswyrm goal in life
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
Pontificating Pit
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
Narrow-minded Lavender Mexican Crackhouse
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
rusted irradiated water buffalo dingle berry
  08/02/25
Titcr
carmine location
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
chestnut razzmatazz pisswyrm goal in life
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
rusted irradiated water buffalo dingle berry
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
chestnut razzmatazz pisswyrm goal in life
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
big cheese-eating ticket booth ratface
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
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  08/02/25
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  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
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Bateful Iridescent Lay
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
Gaped space
  08/02/25
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chestnut razzmatazz pisswyrm goal in life
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
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  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: chestnut razzmatazz pisswyrm goal in life

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Thriller site

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: chestnut razzmatazz pisswyrm goal in life

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Vermilion Pozpig



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: henna abnormal indirect expression set

RIP Boooom

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: charcoal fighting orchestra pit

rip

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Thriller site



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Territorial Heaven

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Dashing hairy legs



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: chestnut razzmatazz pisswyrm goal in life



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: blathering hairraiser stage headpube

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: chestnut razzmatazz pisswyrm goal in life

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: crusty indian lodge partner

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Heady Sinister Address Police Squad

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: crusty indian lodge partner

yes

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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: crusty indian lodge partner

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: chestnut razzmatazz pisswyrm goal in life

?

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Heady Sinister Address Police Squad

That's true, man.

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Dashing hairy legs

Unnnnghhh

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: chestnut razzmatazz pisswyrm goal in life

Sick

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: crusty indian lodge partner



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: ocher trump supporter regret

Evan is a bottom iirc

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Insecure Citrine Main People



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: crusty indian lodge partner

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: charcoal fighting orchestra pit

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: chestnut razzmatazz pisswyrm goal in life

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: ocher trump supporter regret

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: chestnut razzmatazz pisswyrm goal in life

Hdy

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Pontificating Pit

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Lavender Mexican Crackhouse

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: rusted irradiated water buffalo dingle berry

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: carmine location

Titcr

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: chestnut razzmatazz pisswyrm goal in life

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: rusted irradiated water buffalo dingle berry

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: chestnut razzmatazz pisswyrm goal in life

Hmmm interesting

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: big cheese-eating ticket booth ratface

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: rusted irradiated water buffalo dingle berry

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Boyish genital piercing menage

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: ivory infuriating wagecucks



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: electric stag film roommate

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Bateful Iridescent Lay



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Gaped space

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: chestnut razzmatazz pisswyrm goal in life

?

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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: obsidian weed whacker

*slams piano lid shut*

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