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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things g...
Razzle-dazzle Unholy Toaster Senate
  07/11/25
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
orange principal's office
  07/11/25
Police tried to shut the place down for what?
diverse tank spot
  07/11/25
OP is JM
beady-eyed stag film multi-billionaire
  07/11/25
not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
Boyish therapy persian
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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Big Slap-happy Institution
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send reinforcements
Hilarious Pontificating Death Wish
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
erotic mood
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A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese ba...
Razzle-dazzle Unholy Toaster Senate
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Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally chang...
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Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
irradiated useless brakes
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topaz mad cow disease
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
adventurous yapping athletic conference degenerate
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Unholy Toaster Senate

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Alcoholic sooty tanning salon

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2).#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone stain affirmative action



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Big Slap-happy Institution



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: orange principal's office



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Flesh Hairraiser Queen Of The Night Business Firm



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: elite legal warrant private investor



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Alcoholic aggressive locus



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: glassy pistol wagecucks



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Concupiscible casino



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Resort



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Primrose jap



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: orange principal's office

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2).#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: diverse tank spot

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2).#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: beady-eyed stag film multi-billionaire

OP is JM

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Boyish therapy persian

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2).#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Unholy Toaster Senate

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Chocolate Really Tough Guy



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Spectacular new version

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Boyish therapy persian



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Offensive Dog Poop Church



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cordovan den toilet seat



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Concupiscible casino



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Primrose jap



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Big Slap-happy Institution



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Hilarious Pontificating Death Wish

send reinforcements

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: erotic mood

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2).#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Unholy Toaster Senate

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2).#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: elite legal warrant private investor

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2).#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: irradiated useless brakes

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2).#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: glassy pistol wagecucks

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2).#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Judgmental Voyeur National Security Agency



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: topaz mad cow disease



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: adventurous yapping athletic conference degenerate

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2).#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Unholy Toaster Senate

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2).#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Big Slap-happy Institution



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Primrose jap



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Chocolate Really Tough Guy



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Thriller kitty cat faggot firefighter



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Boyish therapy persian



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