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Golf bros: playing like complete SHIT right now

Driver is getting low and ratty. Irons I feel like I’v...
swollen meetinghouse
  05/25/25
sounds like you need to drop 10k on a new set of clubs
Walnut comical crotch
  05/25/25
This is obviously the only course of action
fragrant corner sweet tailpipe
  05/25/25
u r a retarded unathletic gook. hth
supple brass messiness telephone
  05/25/25
I’m not Kenny. I’m white and am decent at sports...
swollen meetinghouse
  05/25/25
Have you tried putting a dildo in your asshole before hittin...
sable new version
  05/25/25
no. That hadn’t occurred to me.
swollen meetinghouse
  05/25/25
Have you tried not being a stupid cunt that everyone hates?
Jet Beady-eyed Field Idea He Suggested
  05/25/25
not sure how that will fix my irons
swollen meetinghouse
  05/25/25
So this happened this morning. -2 for 9 holes and could hav...
swollen meetinghouse
  05/29/25
"Everyone Hates Cunt" Your theme music is playi...
Jet Beady-eyed Field Idea He Suggested
  05/29/25
wtf bro? I've always been nice to you and held back from fu...
swollen meetinghouse
  05/29/25
Nobody cares about the fake scorecard from your ratty munici...
Jet Beady-eyed Field Idea He Suggested
  05/29/25
real card from a private course (albeit a very old and kind ...
swollen meetinghouse
  05/29/25
Do you have a photographic memory? I barely remember any ...
Jet Beady-eyed Field Idea He Suggested
  05/29/25
It was literally this morning like less than two hours ago. ...
swollen meetinghouse
  05/29/25
Would you ever play with me even though I'm Asian?
Jet Beady-eyed Field Idea He Suggested
  05/29/25
I wouldn't not golf with someone solely bc they're azn.
swollen meetinghouse
  05/29/25
how the hell do you do nine in less than an hour while havin...
Drunken stirring university striped hyena
  05/29/25
cart alone and no waits I usually am in the 1:15-1:25 range ...
swollen meetinghouse
  05/30/25
But kidding aside you did give me good advice once You're...
Jet Beady-eyed Field Idea He Suggested
  05/29/25
i fucked up my arm divoting a 7 iron that ended up havungclu...
beta ruddy pit
  05/30/25
back to sps status again
swollen meetinghouse
  06/09/25
June 28 update: no movement
swollen meetinghouse
  06/28/25
Mid-July update - no movement
swollen meetinghouse
  07/15/25
take one club out to the golf range, any club-- preferably a...
thriller magenta son of senegal
  07/15/25
Driver is good now and putting decent. irons are still dogs...
swollen meetinghouse
  07/21/25
what is your handicap
Drunken stirring university striped hyena
  07/21/25
5.2 currently. was 4.7 going into the weekend.
swollen meetinghouse
  07/22/25
nice, i'm hoping to get to mid-low teens by this winter (i p...
Drunken stirring university striped hyena
  07/22/25
I'm hoping to sandbag up to a 7 or 8 by the fall
swollen meetinghouse
  08/04/25
no movement after a dogshit 81 sunday morning. have a few mo...
swollen meetinghouse
  08/04/25
I shot a 40/9 this past Saturday and then a 107(!), my worst...
Drunken stirring university striped hyena
  08/05/25
I turned +1 through 7 into an 88 last week, thanks to a chil...
gold parlor
  08/05/25
Happens. I'm playing nine on Saturday morning then 18 o...
Drunken stirring university striped hyena
  08/05/25
another bad day this morning, fuck my ass
dha tux
  08/09/25
Also I bought myself a ping moonlander.
Drunken stirring university striped hyena
  08/05/25
is it credited? it looks pretty cool id think about getting ...
Brother Peter Dimond
  08/09/25
i like it a lot so far, very slim profile compared to hoofer...
dha tux
  08/10/25
ty. ill have to look at one in person ive been wanting to re...
Brother Peter Dimond
  08/12/25
Love it so far, walked 18 this past weekend and shoulder car...
dha tux
  08/12/25


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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: swollen meetinghouse

Driver is getting low and ratty. Irons I feel like I’ve lost a full club in the past few weeks. Putting is ass. This can’t go on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48960477)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Walnut comical crotch

sounds like you need to drop 10k on a new set of clubs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48960483)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: fragrant corner sweet tailpipe

This is obviously the only course of action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48961101)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: supple brass messiness telephone

u r a retarded unathletic gook. hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48960492)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: swollen meetinghouse

I’m not Kenny. I’m white and am decent at sports that don’t involve running. The dogshit 83 I farted out this morning in his case would actually get his dick hard enough to maybe fuck his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48960977)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: sable new version

Have you tried putting a dildo in your asshole before hitting the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48960979)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:19 PM
Author: swollen meetinghouse

no. That hadn’t occurred to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48960981)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Jet Beady-eyed Field Idea He Suggested

Have you tried not being a stupid cunt that everyone hates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48961057)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: swollen meetinghouse

not sure how that will fix my irons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48961102)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: swollen meetinghouse

So this happened this morning. -2 for 9 holes and could have very easily been -4 or -5.

https://imgur.com/a/Mow8RiM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48970660)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Jet Beady-eyed Field Idea He Suggested

"Everyone Hates Cunt"

Your theme music is playing, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48970666)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: swollen meetinghouse

wtf bro? I've always been nice to you and held back from fully shit talking your retarded chink approach to the game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48970671)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Jet Beady-eyed Field Idea He Suggested

Nobody cares about the fake scorecard from your ratty municipal track

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48970673)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: swollen meetinghouse

real card from a private course (albeit a very old and kind of TTT one). played 9 holes at 10am, was done by 10:56. played through some old lady.

#1: good drive, good 8 iron to 15 feet to back pin. shitty birdie attempt.

2: pull hook drive, recovery ends up in fairway bunker 131 out. stick 8 iron to 5 feet. birdie.

3: good drive, kind of shitty 7 iron to fringe. 3 putt from there (technically a 2 putt but felt like 3)

4: short par 5. good drive, 5 iron 2nd shot came up short, chip to 2 feet. birdie.

5: par 3. 7 iron middle of the green. long but decent look at bird. miss it.

6: good drive. wedge to 8 feet. miss birdie putt.

7: clip a tree but stay in fairway. stick a 9 iron to 10 feet and make bird.

8: par 3. miss 5 iron right, but left an easy pitch to 3 feet to save par.

9: good drive and good wedge to 12 feet. miss putt for 33. shoot 34 for the 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48970691)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Jet Beady-eyed Field Idea He Suggested

Do you have a photographic memory?

I barely remember any shots an hour after the round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48970754)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: swollen meetinghouse

It was literally this morning like less than two hours ago. And it’s one of the better 9s I’ve shot recently so it’s worth remembering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48970765)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Jet Beady-eyed Field Idea He Suggested

Would you ever play with me even though I'm Asian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48970809)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: swollen meetinghouse

I wouldn't not golf with someone solely bc they're azn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48971046)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Drunken stirring university striped hyena

how the hell do you do nine in less than an hour while having to wait a bit on a person in front of you? solo cart i guess? i get close to one hour but haven't broken it even playing the forward tees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48972625)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: swollen meetinghouse

cart alone and no waits I usually am in the 1:15-1:25 range without rushing too much and having to waste time looking for balls. I was actually hitting it straight/hitting greens for a change and the old lady didn't really slow me down at all because she waved me through right as I got to the tee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48974573)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Jet Beady-eyed Field Idea He Suggested

But kidding aside you did give me good advice once

You're on the short list of posters that will get credit when I'm on the senior tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48970677)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: beta ruddy pit

i fucked up my arm divoting a 7 iron that ended up havungclub head snapping off at like 100mph and i havent really played since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48974577)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: swollen meetinghouse

back to sps status again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48999711)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: swollen meetinghouse

June 28 update: no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49056398)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: swollen meetinghouse

Mid-July update - no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49102281)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: thriller magenta son of senegal

take one club out to the golf range, any club-- preferably a mid iron and focus just on swing tempo and accuracy to the flag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49103097)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: swollen meetinghouse

Driver is good now and putting decent. irons are still dogshit. made it through round 1 of club championshit yesterday then got smoked in the afternoon round 2 by some lunatic who's a HS Biology teacher and happens to be married to a radiologist and has grown up kids so just gets to golf every day in the summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49118989)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Drunken stirring university striped hyena

what is your handicap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49119895)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: swollen meetinghouse

5.2 currently. was 4.7 going into the weekend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49120868)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: Drunken stirring university striped hyena

nice, i'm hoping to get to mid-low teens by this winter (i played my first real round in late 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49122937)



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Date: August 4th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: swollen meetinghouse

I'm hoping to sandbag up to a 7 or 8 by the fall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49154913)



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Date: August 4th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: swollen meetinghouse

no movement after a dogshit 81 sunday morning. have a few more rounds from months ago i need to fart out.

https://imgur.com/2Y9OItP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49156342)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Drunken stirring university striped hyena

I shot a 40/9 this past Saturday and then a 107(!), my worst score ever, the following day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49158577)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: gold parlor

I turned +1 through 7 into an 88 last week, thanks to a chill, fratty, Triple-Bogey-Double-Double-Triple stretch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49158620)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: Drunken stirring university striped hyena

Happens.

I'm playing nine on Saturday morning then 18 on Sunday with friends, can't wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49160473)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: dha tux ( )

another bad day this morning, fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49169601)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Drunken stirring university striped hyena

Also I bought myself a ping moonlander.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49160481)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Brother Peter Dimond

is it credited? it looks pretty cool id think about getting one if i didnt already have 4 ping bags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49169605)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: dha tux ( )

i like it a lot so far, very slim profile compared to hoofer / hoofer lite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49172802)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Brother Peter Dimond

ty. ill have to look at one in person ive been wanting to replace the one i use when i carry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49178652)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: dha tux ( )

Love it so far, walked 18 this past weekend and shoulder carried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49179239)