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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
laughsome twinkling uncleanness
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
razzle ticket booth
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
French peach orchestra pit
  12/12/25
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excitant faggot firefighter parlour
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
motley legal warrant church building
  12/12/25
easy
cracking stain
  12/12/25
lol ok man
excitant faggot firefighter parlour
  12/12/25
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Opaque deranged heaven
  12/12/25
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Narrow-minded Histrionic Property
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
magenta masturbator
  12/12/25
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Electric Frum Shrine Potus
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
Chrome Church
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
Bearded garrison multi-billionaire
  12/12/25
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razzle ticket booth
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
laughsome twinkling uncleanness
  12/12/25
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Sinister vengeful lodge roommate
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
Adventurous low-t electric furnace
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
Cocky Amber Corn Cake Site
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
magenta masturbator
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
ocher apoplectic menage
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
supple kitchen
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
magenta masturbator
  12/12/25
tp.
ocher apoplectic menage
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
aphrodisiac yellow plaza death wish
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
supple kitchen
  12/12/25
who is that
aphrodisiac yellow plaza death wish
  12/12/25
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Opaque deranged heaven
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Opaque deranged heaven
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
charismatic internet-worthy knife mood
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
Beady-eyed background story
  12/12/25
cr
excitant faggot firefighter parlour
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
motley legal warrant church building
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
curious range
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
French peach orchestra pit
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
curious range
  12/12/25
...
excitant faggot firefighter parlour
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
Vivacious bearded chad
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
chocolate razzmatazz abode national security agency
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
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  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: laughsome twinkling uncleanness

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: razzle ticket booth

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: French peach orchestra pit

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: excitant faggot firefighter parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: motley legal warrant church building

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: cracking stain

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: excitant faggot firefighter parlour

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Opaque deranged heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Histrionic Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: magenta masturbator

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Electric Frum Shrine Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Chrome Church

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Bearded garrison multi-billionaire

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: razzle ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: laughsome twinkling uncleanness

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Sinister vengeful lodge roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Adventurous low-t electric furnace

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Cocky Amber Corn Cake Site

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: magenta masturbator

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: ocher apoplectic menage

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: supple kitchen

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: magenta masturbator

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: ocher apoplectic menage

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac yellow plaza death wish

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: supple kitchen

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: aphrodisiac yellow plaza death wish

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Opaque deranged heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Opaque deranged heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: charismatic internet-worthy knife mood

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed background story

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: excitant faggot firefighter parlour

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: motley legal warrant church building

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: curious range

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: French peach orchestra pit

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: curious range

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: excitant faggot firefighter parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Vivacious bearded chad

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: chocolate razzmatazz abode national security agency

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Hairraiser karate stage

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2).#49506164)