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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
Mauve abode stain
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
Unholy Center
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
Mauve abode stain
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
Unholy Center
  10/17/25
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Disgusting theater stage love of her life
  10/17/25
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Embarrassed to the bone trailer park sound barrier
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
Mahogany histrionic locale
  10/17/25
...
Mauve abode stain
  10/17/25
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Kink-friendly crystalline forum lettuce
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
Doobsian bespoke idiot faggot firefighter
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
Mahogany histrionic locale
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
Mahogany histrionic locale
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
Mauve abode stain
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
Frum meetinghouse
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
Dashing Fantasy-prone Affirmative Action Crackhouse
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
misanthropic elastic band sandwich
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
Mauve abode stain
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
misanthropic elastic band sandwich
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
impertinent chocolate people who are hurt base
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
misanthropic elastic band sandwich
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
Mauve abode stain
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
marvelous overrated twinkling uncleanness
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
maniacal jet clown
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
Mauve abode stain
  10/17/25
...
ebony french deer antler plaza
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
impertinent chocolate people who are hurt base
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
Disgusting theater stage love of her life
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
hyperventilating public bath new version
  10/17/25
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Mauve abode stain
  10/17/25
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ebony french deer antler plaza
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
Disgusting theater stage love of her life
  10/17/25
...
Kink-friendly crystalline forum lettuce
  10/17/25
...
Spectacular Shimmering Tank
  10/18/25
lol
rambunctious 180 hissy fit shitlib
  10/18/25
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Pale candlestick maker
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
floppy party of the first part
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
Mauve abode stain
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
floppy party of the first part
  10/17/25
...
Mauve abode stain
  10/17/25
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Embarrassed to the bone trailer park sound barrier
  10/18/25
:(
Charcoal Kitty
  10/17/25
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comical boltzmann
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
cerebral nubile garrison
  10/18/25
...
indigo passionate preventive strike
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
Doobsian bespoke idiot faggot firefighter
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
self-centered heaven tattoo
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
Big Startling University
  10/18/25
...
comical boltzmann
  10/18/25
...
Mahogany histrionic locale
  10/18/25
no homo at all
Mauve abode stain
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
self-centered heaven tattoo
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
Mahogany histrionic locale
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
deranged international law enforcement agency property
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
Swashbuckling school pozpig
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
Spruce brunch fortuitous meteor
  10/18/25
...
Frum meetinghouse
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
floppy party of the first part
  10/18/25
...
Mauve abode stain
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Mauve abode stain

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Unholy Center

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Mauve abode stain

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Unholy Center

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Disgusting theater stage love of her life



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone trailer park sound barrier



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Mahogany histrionic locale

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Mauve abode stain



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Kink-friendly crystalline forum lettuce



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Doobsian bespoke idiot faggot firefighter

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Mahogany histrionic locale

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Mahogany histrionic locale

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Mauve abode stain

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Frum meetinghouse

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Dashing Fantasy-prone Affirmative Action Crackhouse

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: misanthropic elastic band sandwich

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Mauve abode stain

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: misanthropic elastic band sandwich

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: impertinent chocolate people who are hurt base

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: misanthropic elastic band sandwich

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Mauve abode stain

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: marvelous overrated twinkling uncleanness

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: maniacal jet clown

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Mauve abode stain

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: ebony french deer antler plaza



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: impertinent chocolate people who are hurt base

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Disgusting theater stage love of her life

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: hyperventilating public bath new version

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Mauve abode stain



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: ebony french deer antler plaza



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Disgusting theater stage love of her life

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Kink-friendly crystalline forum lettuce



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Spectacular Shimmering Tank



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: rambunctious 180 hissy fit shitlib

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Pale candlestick maker



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: floppy party of the first part

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Mauve abode stain

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: floppy party of the first part

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Mauve abode stain



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone trailer park sound barrier



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Charcoal Kitty

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: comical boltzmann



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: cerebral nubile garrison

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: indigo passionate preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Doobsian bespoke idiot faggot firefighter

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: self-centered heaven tattoo

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Big Startling University

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: comical boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Mahogany histrionic locale



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Mauve abode stain

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: self-centered heaven tattoo

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Mahogany histrionic locale

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: deranged international law enforcement agency property

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling school pozpig

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Spruce brunch fortuitous meteor

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Frum meetinghouse



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: floppy party of the first part

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Mauve abode stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49359746)