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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Slate Rambunctious Corner
  11/29/25
Women are 180
abusive fanboi
  11/29/25
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vivacious library weed whacker
  11/29/25
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abusive fanboi
  11/29/25
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Deranged travel guidebook plaza
  11/29/25
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abusive fanboi
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
snowy indirect expression
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
Slate Rambunctious Corner
  11/29/25
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vivacious library weed whacker
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
Razzle-dazzle Rusted Philosopher-king Water Buffalo
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
Slate Rambunctious Corner
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
Razzle-dazzle Rusted Philosopher-king Water Buffalo
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Trip sanctuary death wish
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
Cobalt odious box office new version
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Curious Potus
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Slate Rambunctious Corner
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
Aromatic confused tattoo
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
misanthropic crotch
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
Aromatic confused tattoo
  11/29/25
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Razzle-dazzle Rusted Philosopher-king Water Buffalo
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
Coiffed submissive coldplay fan place of business
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
snowy indirect expression
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
Avocado heaven sweet tailpipe
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
snowy indirect expression
  11/29/25
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jewish darkness
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
Aqua dashing casino volcanic crater
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Smug Coca-cola Johnny Cash LSU Fan
  12/04/25
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GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN
  12/04/25
Approved
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
Wes Scantlin
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Slate Rambunctious Corner

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: abusive fanboi

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: vivacious library weed whacker



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: abusive fanboi



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Deranged travel guidebook plaza



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: abusive fanboi



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: snowy indirect expression

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Slate Rambunctious Corner

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: vivacious library weed whacker



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Rusted Philosopher-king Water Buffalo

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Slate Rambunctious Corner

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Rusted Philosopher-king Water Buffalo

jesus talk about a crime against women

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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Trip sanctuary death wish

holy shit not flame

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Cobalt odious box office new version

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Curious Potus

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Slate Rambunctious Corner

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Aromatic confused tattoo

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: misanthropic crotch

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Aromatic confused tattoo

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Rusted Philosopher-king Water Buffalo



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Coiffed submissive coldplay fan place of business

wasnt this movie written by AI?

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: snowy indirect expression

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Avocado heaven sweet tailpipe

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: snowy indirect expression

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: jewish darkness



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Aqua dashing casino volcanic crater

lol, not flame

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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;


Short guys really shouldn't watch this

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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Smug Coca-cola Johnny Cash LSU Fan

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


Approved

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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Is this XO approved?

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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Wes Scantlin

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

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