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Freddie Gray, UVA, what else do I have to say

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do i get even 0.1% of the credit for originating this?
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This is terrible and not even funny (Benzo)
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180
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Read this R.E.M. End of the World style
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lmao
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unless you want to have this posted around the web as Guy wi...
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TBH I thought about this, but figured that any place that wa...
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recommend listen to the original in the bg: https://www.yout...
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He's a karaoke version as well: https://www.youtube.com/w...
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BWP? i haven't seen him in ages
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you did a good job, a lot of the couplets match up brilliant...
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as i was trying to think of rhymes with mafia last night an...
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if somebody wiht musical skill did this properly and put it ...
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surely an XO bro has enough vocal talent to record this
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My thoughts re: American Sniper: -I really wanted it incl...
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Oh I don't mean rhyming with the old lyrics. I feel like ...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g 1:20 i think s...
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which is weird, because he doesn't use the rhyming scheme wi...
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(Brett Favre)
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screaming lols 180
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180 verses, but chorus is a bit lazy in comparison.
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LJL Jeb Bush?
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JEB
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never forget
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is someone gonna sing it with "shitlibs" in the ch...
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Sorry man, but I can't sell that part. That's life.
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orange base regret
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no one recorded this yet?
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Putting Mattress Girl as the first item proved to be a fortu...
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fatal flaw with the song is that new shitlib stuff comes up ...
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We need to get this in Trump's hands
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Date: April 30th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: bisexual site

Edit on 7/10/2022 bc some shitmod fucked this thread

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Date: July 10th, 2022 1:20 PM

Author: Slippin' Jimmy (gunneratttt)

found it repoasted elsewhere

Mattress Girl, UVA, Rolling Stone, Mike Sam’s Gay

Jena Six, Duke Lacrosse, Jameis Winston’s ho

Trayvon Martin, Zimmerman, Eric Garner, Ferguson

Bradley Manning, Chelsea Manning, GMO’s must go

Sandra Fluke, slut walks, Larry Summers, girls with cocks

Fracking, Occupy, Tookie Williams shouldn’t die

Pussy Riot, Ray Rice, Getting fat is not a vice

Macklemore, Wendy Davis, Citizen’s United

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Lena Dunham, Ezra Klein, Upworthy, Assad’s fine

Brokeback Mountain, Hashtags, “Legitimate Rape.”

Benham brothers, Black brunch, GamerGate, Credit crunch

Sa-Lon-Dot-Com, Proposition 8

Die-ins, Redskins, ‘Release SeaWorld’s dolphins'

Donald Sterling, Carbon tax, Abolish every all-male frat,

Gitmo, Istanbul, Hands Up, Don’t Shoot

Safe space, Affleck’s Face, “American Sniper”

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Brendan Eich can go to Hell, Roger Goodell’s NFL

Tesla, Pajama Boy, ‘I Need Feminism...’ Signs

Strap-Ons, Hybrid Cars, Berkeley race wars

Mugging victims shouldn’t fight, ‘Let’s hope the Boston Bomber’s white’

Hobby Lobby, “Milk,” “Her”, Fake receipts from Dayna

Boycotting Ender, Facebook’s fifty genders

UKIP, Duck Dynasty, Intersectionality

Chubby chasers, Rob Lowe, Hating Charlie Hebdo

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Koch brothers, Adelson, Drones bombing Pakistan

#YesAllWomen, Scott Walker’s Act Ten

"Dear White People”, Tasers are too lethal

Transracial otherkin, Tim Tebow shouldn’t win

RuPaul, Keystone X, 6-year-olds can change their sex

Chik-fil-a, not okay, what else do I have to say

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Wise Latinas, Vaccines, Paul Lepage’s Vaseline

Rim jobs, Laverne Cox, Bridgegate, Murdoch

Kick Jews out of Palestine, Obama gets a Peace Prize

Nuke concessions to Iran, London is Afghanistan

Fetuses are not alive, College rape is one in five

Student debt, control rents, cis, trans, The One Percent

Homophobes can’t own a store, B’More’s under martial law

Never-ending trigger warns, I can't take it anymore

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

But when the West is gone

Will they still burn on, and on, and on, and on

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27792577)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:55 AM
Author: bisexual site



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Date: June 6th, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: bisexual site



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Date: August 7th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: bisexual site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#28502218)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: bisexual site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#30543980)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: shivering principal's office

Honestly, we probably have enough lib meltdowns from the past 15 years or so to totally rewrite that song.

Somebody get Earl on it.

That said, I think I preferred "Chik-fil-a, not okay! What else do I have to say!" for that part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27792583)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 11:56 AM
Author: bisexual site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27792646)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 12:19 PM
Author: Vivacious Chestnut Church Building

someone should improve this...

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854506&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27792842)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Vivacious Chestnut Church Building

do i get even 0.1% of the credit for originating this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27824975)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:12 AM
Author: bisexual site

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27831792)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:19 AM
Author: Vivacious Chestnut Church Building

*sues for royalties*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27831816)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: concupiscible stage corn cake

This has potential

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27792786)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: passionate bat shit crazy resort jap



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Date: April 30th, 2015 12:14 PM
Author: provocative business firm



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Date: April 30th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: bisexual site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27795513)



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 4:47 PM
Author: bisexual site

Summon: earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27808439)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:08 PM
Author: shivering principal's office

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27818878)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:09 PM
Author: light blathering gay wizard indirect expression

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27818886)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: racy laser beams

180000000000000000

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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: Cocky Titillating Field

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27818899)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: amethyst parlour son of senegal

ho lee fuk 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27818904)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: peach cruise ship

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27818918)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: orange base regret

180!!!1!!!!!!111111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27818986)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: concupiscible stage corn cake

Poast of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27818994)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: shivering principal's office

ty man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27819273)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:13 PM
Author: amethyst parlour son of senegal



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Date: May 4th, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: sick out-of-control locale



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:54 PM
Author: Sooty Autistic Internal Respiration



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: Marvelous Box Office



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:52 AM
Author: Nighttime Know-it-all Old Irish Cottage



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:14 AM
Author: passionate bat shit crazy resort jap



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: awkward alcoholic boltzmann mood



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: bearded misanthropic sneaky criminal

In retrospect it really was POTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#30532741)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Big Umber Ticket Booth



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Buck-toothed persian

ho lee fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27819038)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:30 PM
Author: hateful snowy school cafeteria toaster

180 as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27819044)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: concupiscible stage corn cake

This is terrible and not even funny

(Benzo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27819071)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: cheese-eating heady temple

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27819362)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:15 PM
Author: Fishy gas station

Read this R.E.M. End of the World style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27819415)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: sick out-of-control locale

LOL this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27820752)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Adventurous Carnelian Pisswyrm Rigpig

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27824824)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: wonderful violent address scourge upon the earth

unless you want to have this posted around the web as Guy with PhD in community research on rape culture(CharlesXII), you just outed this moniker and need a new one because you should get it attributed to your real name

it's not all perfect, but damn there are some good ones

Die-ins, Redskins, ‘Release SeaWorld’s dolphins'

Mugging victims shouldn’t fight, ‘Let’s hope the Boston Bomber’s white’

Fetuses are not alive, College rape is one in five

Student debt, control rents, cis, trans, The One Percent

Never-ending trigger warns, I can't take it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27819443)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:21 PM
Author: shivering principal's office

TBH I thought about this, but figured that any place that was ballsy enough to publish/make a parody video out of it would be sufficiently non-prestigious that I'd be content with the authorship being anonymous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27819466)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:21 PM
Author: Stubborn stead coldplay fan

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27819462)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: bisexual site

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Date: July 10th, 2022 1:20 PM

Author: Slippin' Jimmy (gunneratttt)

found it repoasted elsewhere

Mattress Girl, UVA, Rolling Stone, Mike Sam’s Gay

Jena Six, Duke Lacrosse, Jameis Winston’s ho

Trayvon Martin, Zimmerman, Eric Garner, Ferguson

Bradley Manning, Chelsea Manning, GMO’s must go

Sandra Fluke, slut walks, Larry Summers, girls with cocks

Fracking, Occupy, Tookie Williams shouldn’t die

Pussy Riot, Ray Rice, Getting fat is not a vice

Macklemore, Wendy Davis, Citizen’s United

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Lena Dunham, Ezra Klein, Upworthy, Assad’s fine

Brokeback Mountain, Hashtags, “Legitimate Rape.”

Benham brothers, Black brunch, GamerGate, Credit crunch

Sa-Lon-Dot-Com, Proposition 8

Die-ins, Redskins, ‘Release SeaWorld’s dolphins'

Donald Sterling, Carbon tax, Abolish every all-male frat,

Gitmo, Istanbul, Hands Up, Don’t Shoot

Safe space, Affleck’s Face, “American Sniper”

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Brendan Eich can go to Hell, Roger Goodell’s NFL

Tesla, Pajama Boy, ‘I Need Feminism...’ Signs

Strap-Ons, Hybrid Cars, Berkeley race wars

Mugging victims shouldn’t fight, ‘Let’s hope the Boston Bomber’s white’

Hobby Lobby, “Milk,” “Her”, Fake receipts from Dayna

Boycotting Ender, Facebook’s fifty genders

UKIP, Duck Dynasty, Intersectionality

Chubby chasers, Rob Lowe, Hating Charlie Hebdo

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Koch brothers, Adelson, Drones bombing Pakistan

#YesAllWomen, Scott Walker’s Act Ten

"Dear White People”, Tasers are too lethal

Transracial otherkin, Tim Tebow shouldn’t win

RuPaul, Keystone X, 6-year-olds can change their sex

Chik-fil-a, not okay, what else do I have to say

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Wise Latinas, Vaccines, Paul Lepage’s Vaseline

Rim jobs, Laverne Cox, Bridgegate, Murdoch

Kick Jews out of Palestine, Obama gets a Peace Prize

Nuke concessions to Iran, London is Afghanistan

Fetuses are not alive, College rape is one in five

Student debt, control rents, cis, trans, The One Percent

Homophobes can’t own a store, B’More’s under martial law

Never-ending trigger warns, I can't take it anymore

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

But when the West is gone

Will they still burn on, and on, and on, and on

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27819518)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:31 PM
Author: Haunting territorial quadroon sandwich

6'4"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27819538)



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Date: July 17th, 2019 7:21 PM
Author: cerebral location



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:32 PM
Author: bisexual site

recommend listen to the original in the bg: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27819546)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: shivering principal's office

He's a karaoke version as well:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k52H9p9QF6k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27819627)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Slap-happy School Pistol

holy fuck, how long did this take you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27819555)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: shivering principal's office

A few hours, I guess. I did most of it in a fit of inspiration on Friday night and then finished some of the harder parts on Saturday. I'm not much of a poet so getting the syllables and rhymes to match up reasonable well was a lot harder than coming up with events to add. BWP and mittwillard helped me out a bit, so be sure to give them a couple 180s too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27819616)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: bisexual site

just read it in tandem with the original song. fucking brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27819636)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: idiotic dull hospital

BWP? i haven't seen him in ages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27819658)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: shivering principal's office

He created a pumo alt, I think. I think DVP was stalking him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27819686)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Motley chartreuse jew

you did a good job, a lot of the couplets match up brilliantly well against the meter, and the ones that don't can always be read in a way that works even if you have to think about it a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27819994)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 4:29 PM
Author: shivering principal's office

TY man. The only one I'm pretty unsatisfied with is "fake receipts from Dayna" (which replaced "space monkey, mafia"). I really wanted to include the whole lib outrage over faked racist/anti-gay receipts but it was hard to say it in relatively few syllables and have it rhyme with anything. Fortunately, "mafia" was one of the few lines with no rhymes, but it still comes out awkwardly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27820748)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:40 PM
Author: wonderful violent address scourge upon the earth

there has to be some middle eastern word or city that can match up with mafia

hell, call it benghazia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27824225)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:21 AM
Author: Nighttime Know-it-all Old Irish Cottage

you did so little violence to the musicality and meter of the words while still retaining the relational structure of the concepts, and the sheer density of the references without one seeming out of place, i mean, it's a goddamn xo masterwork bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27824990)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:13 AM
Author: passionate bat shit crazy resort jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27825826)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: Bespoke narrow-minded meetinghouse lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27828364)



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Date: May 11th, 2015 2:50 AM
Author: beady-eyed water buffalo

hear hear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27865044)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: wonderful violent address scourge upon the earth

as i was trying to think of rhymes with mafia last night

and realize now that i misunderstood you

i did come up with one worth considering

i can't take it anymore matches up with

social justice warrior

anyway, it's good to have some subtle ones in there. i didn't know what fake receipts from Dayna meant, but once you do, it's a keeper.

do some revisions and get this sucker on youtube. soon.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27827172)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:03 PM
Author: pink gaped mental disorder dingle berry

for that one, how about

"your tip is 'pray away'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27827280)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:16 AM
Author: Nighttime Know-it-all Old Irish Cottage

strong work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27824961)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: Walnut Range

ADVERTISING SPACE FOR SALE IN WHAT WILL SURELY BE A 300+ THREAD

Make me an offer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27819659)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: sick out-of-control locale



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:56 AM
Author: trip casino police squad



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:16 AM
Author: passionate bat shit crazy resort jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27825832)



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Date: November 3rd, 2022 4:01 PM
Author: excitant tanning salon headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#45431483)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: Vengeful kink-friendly love of her life

madre de dios

180 trillion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27819766)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: Vivacious Chestnut Church Building

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27819812)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 2:11 PM
Author: Exciting patrolman

180 quadrillon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27819836)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: Elite Parlor Telephone

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27819879)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 2:26 PM
Author: at-the-ready bateful partner

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27819922)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: Motley chartreuse jew

180 trillion billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27819969)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 4:31 PM
Author: sick out-of-control locale

Brother you are truly a board treasure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27820762)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 4:37 PM
Author: Beta Razzle-dazzle Community Account Stag Film

wow, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27820801)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: Crystalline aggressive senate boistinker

speechless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27821323)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 6:00 PM
Author: shivering principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27821368)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:35 PM
Author: Vivacious Chestnut Church Building

HEALTHY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27824185)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: Maroon chest-beating hissy fit circlehead

holy shit this is famous all over the internet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27824238)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:46 PM
Author: bisexual site

if somebody wiht musical skill did this properly and put it on youtube it would go viral big time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27824267)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:50 PM
Author: Maroon chest-beating hissy fit circlehead

cr. we have people who can do it too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27824298)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: peach cruise ship

Just went back and sang it with the song. 180 doesn't even scratch the surface.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27824253)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Crystalline aggressive senate boistinker

seriously. so incredible.

180 the way that some pieces of the real lyrics are spliced in with the parody, which I think is a key element to call you back to the original.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27826530)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:45 PM
Author: hideous menage azn

TOXIC FATALITY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27824261)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Startling arousing theater death wish

Slow clap 180

That's not scholarship ....

Oh, but it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27824401)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: pink gaped mental disorder dingle berry

"UKIP, Duck Dynasty, Intersectionality "

this particular one is so flawless i cried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27824431)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Brindle Area

180, wholly fuck.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27824461)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: light blathering gay wizard indirect expression

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27824816)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:44 AM
Author: sick out-of-control locale

LOL brother same here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27825477)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:00 AM
Author: Adventurous Carnelian Pisswyrm Rigpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27824836)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Fighting hell preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27824938)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: claret thriller macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27824946)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:14 AM
Author: Nighttime Know-it-all Old Irish Cottage

guy, i've been in the song-lyric-replacement game for like 6 years, probably the best ever to do it

this is fucking incredible, better than anything i or anyone else on this board have ever done, and we should all be humbled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27824953)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: trip casino police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27825099)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:45 AM
Author: clear irradiated den half-breed

I don't think OP understands that he is getting praise from Caesar right here and that is tragic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27825860)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 8:48 AM
Author: shivering principal's office

I understand now. Thank you, my emperor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27825977)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: passionate bat shit crazy resort jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27826709)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Jet dead queen of the night

omfg askav u r 2 much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27826545)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: trip casino police squad



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:36 AM
Author: Floppy hilarious foreskin therapy

Damn. I owe some phone numbers man. Really sorry I'm coming up short there.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27825079)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:45 AM
Author: Twinkling public bath tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27825132)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:55 AM
Author: beady-eyed water buffalo

OH MY. that's 287934561972834698236819238492837463912

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27825189)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:16 AM
Author: filthy fragrant locus

18000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27825295)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:26 AM
Author: Stirring stage

but xo assad is fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27825348)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:32 AM
Author: Massive toilet seat lodge



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:06 AM
Author: khaki flatulent orchestra pit

OH GOD OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27825822)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:14 PM
Author: sick out-of-control locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27826715)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:12 AM
Author: passionate bat shit crazy resort jap

Post of year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27825824)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:16 AM
Author: passionate bat shit crazy resort jap

Chubby chasers, Rob Lowe, Hating Charlie Hebdo

This is one of the many moments in the song that doesn't just work on its own merits but as a series of clever references to the original lyrics. This is just brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27825831)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: sick out-of-control locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27826716)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: amethyst parlour son of senegal

that's the real art in doing these

any ape can come up with rhymes to fit the meter, matching the ideas behind the words separates wheat from chaff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27826797)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 5:45 PM
Author: Nighttime Know-it-all Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27828527)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:23 AM
Author: Pontificating disrespectful forum giraffe

This doesn't sound good bro. Nice effort. Good job though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27826506)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:23 AM
Author: Marvelous Box Office

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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:24 AM
Author: Pontificating disrespectful forum giraffe

It sounds like shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27826515)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Jet dead queen of the night

Don't do this man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27826518)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Pontificating disrespectful forum giraffe

You think that sounds good?

I mean, hell of a lot of effort and good references, but sounds like shit. Sing it in your head bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27826531)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:16 PM
Author: sick out-of-control locale

Grow a beard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27826720)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: Nighttime Know-it-all Old Irish Cottage

just shut up faggot, no one cares about you on xo or elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27827202)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 5:16 PM
Author: Bespoke narrow-minded meetinghouse lettuce

it sounds like shit if you have a low auditory IQ and can't figure out the right way to arrange the words against the meter in your head (lifehack: there are always multiple ways to match up words against meter).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27828352)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:03 AM
Author: bisexual site

lol butthurt libfaggot ur done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27831885)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Buck-toothed persian

i've wondered from time to time what happened to the goatse.cx guy. guess i don't have to any more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27834787)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: sick out-of-control locale

shitlibs IRATE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27826717)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 5:54 PM
Author: hideous menage azn

(contrarian queer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27828599)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:23 AM
Author: silver lascivious lay hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27826511)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:23 AM
Author: Jet dead queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27826513)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: multi-colored bearded university electric furnace

This is one of the best things I have seen on the board in over a decade

The way the parody lyrics match up with the real ones is unbelievable

I am in awe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27826591)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:49 AM
Author: mauve pea-brained newt garrison

Top ten XO history. Will be remembered like Kirk Gibson in the '88 World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27826619)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:49 AM
Author: ocher blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27826622)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: Stimulating federal mother

nice. i hate the original song so don't really care to hear a parody of it, but this is a great effort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27826625)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:55 AM
Author: Gay electric friendly grandma codepig

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27826633)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:57 AM
Author: hairless plaza

That's it, shut the forums down, we have reached the peak of our craft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27826643)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Blue Candlestick Maker

poasting in an iconic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27826734)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: light blathering gay wizard indirect expression

not flame, a properly done recording of this posted to youtube would be all over every right wing boomer email forward, and would probably get played on Hannity and Rush shows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27826893)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: wonderful violent address scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27827177)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: hateful snowy school cafeteria toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27827184)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:41 AM
Author: awkward alcoholic boltzmann mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27831851)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: cheese-eating heady temple

http://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-47199.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27827175)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:47 PM
Author: light blathering gay wizard indirect expression

fucking lol

This is from the AutoAdmit.com Web site and posted today by someone who bills himself as "Guy with PhD in community research on rape culture (CharlesXII)."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27827193)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 5:17 PM
Author: Bespoke narrow-minded meetinghouse lettuce

great, the last thing we need is more of these dudes around here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27828354)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: light blathering gay wizard indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27828379)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 5:47 PM
Author: Nighttime Know-it-all Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27828540)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: bisexual site

someone poast this on a web forum for neoreactionary brandy melville models. thx.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27830305)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 5:54 PM
Author: exhilarant insecure dilemma

99478945768457698457684568945

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27828593)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: Fuchsia kitty pit

I never thought earl's RSF parody would get topped. this is a fucking monster, one of the greatest posts ever on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27828850)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: avocado chapel

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27834439)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:22 PM
Author: Brindle Area

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&mc=137&forum_id=2#26703543

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27834494)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: avocado chapel

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27834505)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 6:57 PM
Author: Dashing bonkers office

awesome. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27828878)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:04 PM
Author: Spectacular hall

one of the most hilarious things ive read on this shitsite. im in stitches. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27828901)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:16 PM
Author: navy startled indian lodge roommate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27828946)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:23 PM
Author: Diverse fanboi

I am adding you to the xO Hall of Fame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27828968)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac masturbator alpha

Hahah this is perfect. Lol @ the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27830299)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring institution new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27834841)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: contagious sanctuary

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27837698)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: Mind-boggling turdskin

180 TRILLION

POTUS OF POASTS

/XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27838213)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:18 PM
Author: henna charismatic dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27856391)



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Date: May 11th, 2015 7:13 AM
Author: Ebony dopamine

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27865473)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: misunderstood boyish chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#28295391)



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Date: July 22nd, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: Glittery Garnet Messiness Corner

lol good god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#28393475)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: supple buff crackhouse

still perfect 1800000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#29034213)



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Date: November 24th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: wild organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#29242272)



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Date: November 24th, 2015 5:54 PM
Author: adulterous razzmatazz center yarmulke

perfect 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#29246082)



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Date: December 9th, 2015 8:30 PM
Author: silver lascivious lay hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#29345733)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: crusty harsh associate

My god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#30418687)



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Date: June 23rd, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: Buck-toothed persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#30770269)



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Date: December 10th, 2016 5:55 AM
Author: Flirting aromatic library coffee pot



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Date: December 10th, 2016 10:15 AM
Author: Galvanic gunner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#32102928)



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Date: December 10th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: comical abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#32102971)



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Date: July 6th, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: Ruddy sadistic bawdyhouse

41984645646461318479874619874634987461498494898

Not sure how I missed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#33719509)



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Date: July 6th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Hairraiser state



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: Hyperventilating whorehouse

really ashamed that i haven't bumped this yet

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 12:28 AM
Author: vibrant heaven



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Flirting aromatic library coffee pot



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Date: March 26th, 2019 5:50 PM
Author: razzle milky step-uncle's house national security agency



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Date: March 26th, 2019 5:59 PM
Author: saffron curious market really tough guy



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Date: May 26th, 2019 4:00 PM
Author: Lemon space

wow this was right before xo trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#38292536)



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Date: December 17th, 2021 2:27 AM
Author: Overrated Fat Ankles

What was here and why was it deleted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#43623633)



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Date: July 10th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: House-broken Kitchen Gaming Laptop

why was this shitmodded?

Mattress Girl, UVA, Rolling Stone, Mike Sam’s Gay

Jena Six, Duke Lacrosse, Jameis Winston’s ho

Trayvon Martin, Zimmerman, Eric Garner, Ferguson

Bradley Manning, Chelsea Manning, GMO’s must go

Sandra Fluke, slut walks, Larry Summers, girls with cocks

Fracking, Occupy, Tookie Williams shouldn’t die

Pussy Riot, Ray Rice, Getting fat is not a vice

Macklemore, Wendy Davis, Citizen’s United

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Lena Dunham, Ezra Klein, Upworthy, Assad’s fine

Brokeback Mountain, Hashtags, “Legitimate Rape.”

Benham brothers, Black brunch, GamerGate, Credit crunch

Sa-Lon-Dot-Com, Proposition 8

Die-ins, Redskins, ‘Release SeaWorld’s dolphins'

Donald Sterling, Carbon tax, Abolish every all-male frat,

Gitmo, Istanbul, Hands Up, Don’t Shoot

Safe space, Affleck’s Face, “American Sniper”

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Brendan Eich can go to Hell, Roger Goodell’s NFL

Tesla, Pajama Boy, ‘I Need Feminism...’ Signs

Strap-Ons, Hybrid Cars, Berkeley race wars

Mugging victims shouldn’t fight, ‘Let’s hope the Boston Bomber’s white’

Hobby Lobby, “Milk,” “Her”, Fake receipts from Dayna

Boycotting Ender, Facebook’s fifty genders

UKIP, Duck Dynasty, Intersectionality

Chubby chasers, Rob Lowe, Hating Charlie Hebdo

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Koch brothers, Adelson, Drones bombing Pakistan

#YesAllWomen, Scott Walker’s Act Ten

"Dear White People”, Tasers are too lethal

Transracial otherkin, Tim Tebow shouldn’t win

RuPaul, Keystone X, 6-year-olds can change their sex

Chik-fil-a, not okay, what else do I have to say

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

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Wise Latinas, Vaccines, Paul Lepage’s Vaseline

Rim jobs, Laverne Cox, Bridgegate, Murdoch

Kick Jews out of Palestine, Obama gets a Peace Prize

Nuke concessions to Iran, London is Afghanistan

Fetuses are not alive, College rape is one in five

Student debt, control rents, cis, trans, The One Percent

Homophobes can’t own a store, B’More’s under martial law

Never-ending trigger warns, I can't take it anymore

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

But when the West is gone

Will they still burn on, and on, and on, and on

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#44826042)



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Date: July 11th, 2022 12:36 AM
Author: laughsome trailer park



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Date: June 4th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: saffron curious market really tough guy

What the fuck??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#48986354)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: Massive toilet seat lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27819622)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 5:51 PM
Author: clear irradiated den half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27821276)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:34 PM
Author: bisexual site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27824173)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: bisexual site

UKIP, Duck Dynasty, Intersectionality

LULZ

i dont get why tesla and rob lowe are on there tho.

sadly, i only didnt know ONE reference (benham brothers or whatever)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27824280)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: shivering principal's office

Benham bros are the two guys who had their HGTV series canceled for opposing gay marriage.

Tesla is less about the company itself and more how it's a bit of a lib fad to love them and worship Elon Musk.

Rob Lowe was suggested by a friend and I confess not totally being sure why he fits either, although I think the DirecTV ads got bashed because some of the alternate Rob Lowes are offensive or something stupid. I didn't question it because the rhyme with "hating Charlie Hebdo" is perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27824387)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: bisexual site

nah bro tesla and rob lowe need to cum out. there's so mcuh fucking shitlib bs in obama's america they can be replaced with

and im going to vomit - wish i had not known what benham bros were. (i remember them now)

edit: may i suggest "tax day" in place of "rob lowe"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27824421)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: shivering principal's office

If I replace Rob Lowe, it's gotta rhyme with "Hebdo" to preserve the rhyme. Also, I already have a Boston bombing reference and want to avoid repeats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27824851)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:06 AM
Author: bisexual site

tbf, this is like me suggesting to michelangelo that his depiction of adam and eve on the sistine chapel fresco shows a tad too much cock. not even an issue breh.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/07/CAPPELLA_SISTINA_Ceiling.jpg (40% over and 40% down if your curious)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27824873)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:54 AM
Author: poppy vigorous set

? doesn't show enough cock imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27825187)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: clear irradiated den half-breed



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Date: December 17th, 2021 2:28 AM
Author: Overrated Fat Ankles

“ Tesla is less about the company itself and more how it's a bit of a lib fad to love them and worship Elon Musk.”

Lol,how times have changed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#43623634)



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Date: September 17th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: chad gundam (ðŸ§)

keeps getting better

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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: pink gaped mental disorder dingle berry

insult a gay

borderline lay

these are offensive; NOT okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27824417)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: translucent fluffy station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27824419)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:14 AM
Author: Violent party of the first part pocket flask



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Violent party of the first part pocket flask

surely an XO bro has enough vocal talent to record this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27824457)



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Date: July 6th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Ruddy sadistic bawdyhouse

Where is Dennis when we need him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#33719618)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:54 AM
Author: bisexual site



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:31 AM
Author: Nighttime Know-it-all Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27825054)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: Nighttime Know-it-all Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27825145)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:52 AM
Author: bisexual site

a certain late 80s billy joel tune rocketing to the top of itunes most purchased songs why

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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:54 AM
Author: odious rehab

180

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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: sexy cowardly sex offender

Dennis3, you'd better be recording this on vocaroo right now you son of a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27825253)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:12 AM
Author: Dark Appetizing National Selfie



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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:33 AM
Author: Stirring stage



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:13 AM
Author: passionate bat shit crazy resort jap



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Adventurous Carnelian Pisswyrm Rigpig



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Date: May 5th, 2015 4:53 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Lime Shrine Bbw



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Nighttime Know-it-all Old Irish Cottage



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:57 PM
Author: Maroon chest-beating hissy fit circlehead



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Date: May 5th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: racy laser beams

you can get the rap song made for $5 here

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Date: May 5th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: bisexual site

im tellin u we need to get darnell or whats his name - that african dood - to sing it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27830311)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: racy laser beams

LOL cr. what's his link again?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27833661)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: Brindle Area

This guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miO8DPjSf78

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27833671)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: racy laser beams

yes! here's him

https://www.fiverr.com/greatgigsguy3/do-a-testimonial-video-at-my-desk-with-monitor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27834867)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:54 PM
Author: Dashing bonkers office

Great job matching up the rhyme scheme and syllables. Only suggestion I have if you are going to make this a real song anbd make money off it is to replace "American Sniper" with something else.

The original song verse:

"Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team

Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland

Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev

Princess Grace, Peyton Place, Trouble in the Suez"

and yours:

Die-ins, Redskins, ‘Release SeaWorld’s dolphins'

Donald Sterling, Carbon tax, Abolish every all-male frat,

Gitmo, Istanbul, Hands Up, Don’t Shoot

Safe space, Affleck’s Face, “American Sniper”

I think you need a word that either sort of rhymes with shoot or ace. Most likely the latter, though Suez is kind of a mash between the chev and ace sound.

I suggest either: "tinder message van der sloot"

or maybe the entire last line to:

"Safe Space, Jenner's Face, Penis in the wrong place!"

which loses Affleck, who is not that important, and creates a double entendre for Jenner since his penis is misplaced and also he may be taking dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27829111)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: Nighttime Know-it-all Old Irish Cottage

bro, when you started getting hot in song lyrics, i did my duty and 180'd you. don't be a zoolander. guy with a phd. is hansel, and he's so hot right now. step aside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27830283)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: 180 up-to-no-good brunch sweet tailpipe



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Date: May 6th, 2015 1:56 PM
Author: Dashing bonkers office

He is deserving of multiple 180's. This is very creative, done, very well and is much harder and better done than the parodies I've done. But if he wants to make money off of this, I have a humble suggestion as to one verse!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27833797)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: wonderful violent address scourge upon the earth

you are right about American sniper, too

i'd go with Justin Bieber's so cute over van der sloot

whatever. this guy really needs to out himself and make some money. it's great, but that doesn't mean it can't be better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27834242)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: shivering principal's office

My thoughts re: American Sniper:

-I really wanted it included somehow, because the recent backlash to it has been both hilarious and pathetic

-I wanted to preserve rhymes for the sake of the song sounding good. However, I'm not as concerned with having the new lyrics actually rhyme with the old ones. It's nice if it happens, but not essential.

-There's a handful of times where the original song doesn't rhyme, and "trouble in the Suez" is one of them. I used those opportunities to fit in things that weren't working well elsewhere, and American Sniper fit the bill, imo.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27834465)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Dashing bonkers office

Oh I don't mean rhyming with the old lyrics.

I feel like Trouble in the Suez rhymes with Doris Day, given the way Joel sings the "ez" syllable.

It also kind of rhymes with Khrushchev.

No need to rhyme perfectly since he kind of does what he wants in those last lines, but following the "ay" sound with an "er" seems a little jarring.

In any event 180 job - I wish I could think of that many cultural references to put in a parody.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27834508)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:36 PM
Author: wonderful violent address scourge upon the earth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

1:20

i think suez is to rhyme with khrushchev

American sniper just needs to be worked in somewhere else

i'm not a fan of the original song, but this shit is great



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27834595)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Dashing bonkers office

which is weird, because he doesn't use the rhyming scheme with the wrod two lines back in any other verse.

So if PHD were to use a word that rhymes with shoot (like van der sloot) it would follow the same scheme but not sound as clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27834650)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Anal theatre useless brakes

The time they first air it will be one of the greatest moments ever. Picture hundreds of us drinking heavily and singing along.

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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: Buck-toothed persian

(Brett Favre)

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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:19 AM
Author: orange base regret



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: avocado chapel

screaming lols 180

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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:53 PM
Author: iridescent home travel guidebook

180 verses, but chorus is a bit lazy in comparison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27834755)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: impertinent cumskin

sup tucker

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Date: May 6th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Maroon chest-beating hissy fit circlehead

lol

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Date: May 6th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Nighttime Know-it-all Old Irish Cottage



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Date: May 6th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: multi-colored bearded university electric furnace

I pray that this song will be blaring from the speakers at newly elected President Jeb Bush's election party the evening of November 8, 2016

XO brethren, I still believe this country can turn the tide against shitliberallism. There are too many great people to let this country wither and die away in masturbatory self destruction like Europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27834981)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: copper point

LJL Jeb Bush?

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Date: May 30th, 2020 6:47 AM
Author: Hairraiser state

JEB

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Date: May 6th, 2015 4:33 PM
Author: cracking theater stage legend

i logged in for this. have a 180.

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Date: May 6th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Nighttime Know-it-all Old Irish Cottage



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:10 PM
Author: Adventurous Carnelian Pisswyrm Rigpig



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Date: September 21st, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Diverse fanboi



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Date: May 6th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: Brindle Area

It's too bad catcalling wasn't included. I guess "yes all women" is related to that, but still.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27835082)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: racy laser beams

lol. catcalling should definitely be added

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27835090)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: flesh demanding generalized bond

Cat calls, ISIS tanks, Mosul falls,

Big banks, Bernie's in, Hillary's a has been

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27835213)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:38 AM
Author: bisexual site

Yeah leave this to the pros brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27847079)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Nighttime Know-it-all Old Irish Cottage

never forget

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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:08 AM
Author: flesh demanding generalized bond



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:07 PM
Author: shivering principal's office



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:08 PM
Author: sexy cowardly sex offender

is someone gonna sing it with "shitlibs" in the chorus? otherwise it isn't worth listening to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27841709)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:10 PM
Author: shivering principal's office

Sorry man, but I can't sell that part. That's life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2).#27841722)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: wonderful violent address scourge upon the earth

you'll need a writer's edition that includes shitlibs

it's disingenuous and pretty stupid to have this song and then leave out the whole reason it exists

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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: Crystalline aggressive senate boistinker

that one fraud from OWS - "that's the bank that took my parents' house"

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Date: May 11th, 2015 1:14 AM
Author: amethyst parlour son of senegal

http://blakespajamas.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/pjboy.jpg

i swear if this pic isn't in the slideshow

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Date: May 11th, 2015 1:29 AM
Author: shivering principal's office

Pajama Boy is a line in the song, virtually impossible he's excluded I imagine.

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Date: May 11th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: amethyst parlour son of senegal

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Date: May 11th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Rose stain



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Date: May 11th, 2015 2:24 AM
Author: Rose stain



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Date: May 14th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Nighttime Know-it-all Old Irish Cottage



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Date: May 20th, 2015 1:20 AM
Author: orange base regret



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Date: May 20th, 2015 1:21 AM
Author: Violent party of the first part pocket flask

no one recorded this yet?

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Date: May 20th, 2015 1:22 AM
Author: shivering principal's office

Don't sweat it man, it's coming.

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Date: May 20th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: orange base regret



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Date: May 20th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: talented french chef house



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Date: May 20th, 2015 9:27 PM
Author: shivering principal's office

Putting Mattress Girl as the first item proved to be a fortuitous choice.

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Date: May 25th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: sick out-of-control locale

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Date: July 24th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: Buck-toothed persian

fatal flaw with the song is that new shitlib stuff comes up every few days. like it seems silly now to include chelsea manning and not caitlin jenner

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Date: July 24th, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: shivering principal's office

Also Rachel Dolezal would be a necessity in an updated version. Probably the CSA flag as well.

Maybe I'll make an improved version for Christmas.

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Date: July 24th, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: wonderful violent address scourge upon the earth

yeah, this isn't a fatal flaw, it's job security

radio shows, particulary Limbaugh, will probably pay good money to keep new versions of this song coming

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Date: July 9th, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: bisexual site



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Date: July 9th, 2015 10:12 PM
Author: Diverse fanboi

Whatever happened to Glen Beck or necktie guy making this into a song?

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Date: July 9th, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: Grizzly insane mexican piazza

We need to get this in Trump's hands

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Date: July 24th, 2015 12:50 PM
Author: wonderful violent address scourge upon the earth

but he doesn't have the money to do it right



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Date: July 24th, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: translucent fluffy station



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Date: July 22nd, 2015 11:19 PM
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Date: August 11th, 2015 4:39 PM
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Date: September 15th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: multi-colored bearded university electric furnace



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Date: September 15th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: Histrionic spot idea he suggested

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Author:  church goyim



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 2:37 PM
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Date: May 23rd, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: multi-colored bearded university electric furnace

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Date: May 23rd, 2016 11:57 AM
Author: shivering principal's office

It's actually pretty incredible to think of how many things have happened just in the last year that would merit inclusion in an updated version. Besides all the obvious Trump stuff, there's the Confederate flag mania, Rachel Dolezal, the Mizzou meltdown, screaming chick at Yale, tranny bathroom escalation, etc.

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Date: May 23rd, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Maroon chest-beating hissy fit circlehead

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Date: May 23rd, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: bisexual site

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Date: June 23rd, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: saffron curious market really tough guy



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Date: June 23rd, 2016 10:50 AM
Author: Maroon chest-beating hissy fit circlehead



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Date: June 23rd, 2016 11:00 AM
Author:  Sable Halford

How am I just now looking at this for the first time?

I feel like Rip Van Winkle - waking up realizing that I missed the past century.

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Date: July 15th, 2016 8:55 AM
Author: multi-colored bearded university electric furnace



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Date: August 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: saffron curious market really tough guy



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Date: September 14th, 2016 7:09 PM
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Date: September 14th, 2016 7:12 PM
Author: shaky native

Jfc can someone just make this into a song? Can't cost more than like 20$, get someone on fiverr to do it

I mean I'd do it but I'm a total POS

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Date: November 1st, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: multi-colored bearded university electric furnace



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Date: November 9th, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: multi-colored bearded university electric furnace



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Date: February 10th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: comical abode



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Date: July 7th, 2017 12:01 AM
Author: wonderful violent address scourge upon the earth

barely over 2 years since the op and charles could come up with at least two more full songs of shitlib bashing lyrics.

unreal

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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: shivering principal's office

It really is something of a time capsule. The Trump run totally revolutionized politics both in America at large and on XO so it's basically a good overview of the Old Shitlibbery.

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Date: November 16th, 2019 6:43 PM
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Date: May 30th, 2020 6:22 AM
Author: Mustard Philosopher-king

can someone explain how the 180 CharlesXII song parody was DELETED? was this Tommy Low T flexing his ill-gotten shitmod powers and deleting a universally exalted CLASSIC xo poast? these questions MUST be answered. until proven otherwise we MUST presume that Tommy was the shitmod!

NO | JUSTCE | NO | PEACE

Neville Chamberlain was FIRED by Downing St. then self-deported to Highfield Park

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Date: May 31st, 2020 6:40 PM
Author:  nibblets background story

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Date: December 17th, 2021 2:20 AM
Author: multi-colored bearded university electric furnace



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Date: August 20th, 2020 1:14 AM
Author:  haunted graveyard

Mattress Girl, UVA, Rolling Stone, Mike Sam’s Gay

Jena Six, Duke Lacrosse, Jameis Winston’s ho

Trayvon Martin, Zimmerman, Eric Garner, Ferguson

Bradley Manning, Chelsea Manning, GMO’s must go

Sandra Fluke, slut walks, Larry Summers, girls with cocks

Fracking, Occupy, Tookie Williams shouldn’t die

Pussy Riot, Ray Rice, Getting fat is not a vice

Macklemore, Wendy Davis, Citizen’s United

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Lena Dunham, Ezra Klein, Upworthy, Assad’s fine

Brokeback Mountain, Hashtags, “Legitimate Rape.”

Benham brothers, Black brunch, GamerGate, Credit crunch

Sa-Lon-Dot-Com, Proposition 8

Die-ins, Redskins, ‘Release SeaWorld’s dolphins'

Donald Sterling, Carbon tax, Abolish every all-male frat,

Gitmo, Istanbul, Hands Up, Don’t Shoot

Safe space, Affleck’s Face, “American Sniper”

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Brendan Eich can go to Hell, Roger Goodell’s NFL

Tesla, Pajama Boy, ‘I Need Feminism...’ Signs

Strap-Ons, Hybrid Cars, Berkeley race wars

Mugging victims shouldn’t fight, ‘Let’s hope the Boston Bomber’s white’

Hobby Lobby, “Milk,” “Her”, Fake receipts from Dayna

Boycotting Ender, Facebook’s fifty genders

UKIP, Duck Dynasty, Intersectionality

Chubby chasers, Rob Lowe, Hating Charlie Hebdo

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Koch brothers, Adelson, Drones bombing Pakistan

#YesAllWomen, Scott Walker’s Act Ten

"Dear White People”, Tasers are too lethal

Transracial otherkin, Tim Tebow shouldn’t win

RuPaul, Keystone X, 6-year-olds can change their sex

Chik-fil-a, not okay, what else do I have to say

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Wise Latinas, Vaccines, Paul Lepage’s Vaseline

Rim jobs, Laverne Cox, Bridgegate, Murdoch

Kick Jews out of Palestine, Obama gets a Peace Prize

Nuke concessions to Iran, London is Afghanistan

Fetuses are not alive, College rape is one in five

Student debt, control rents, cis, trans, The One Percent

Homophobes can’t own a store, B’More’s under martial law

Never-ending trigger warns, I can't take it anymore

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

But when the West is gone

Will they still burn on, and on, and on, and on

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them



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Date: October 10th, 2020 7:40 PM
Author: Brindle Area

Mattress Girl, UVA, Rolling Stone, Mike Sam’s Gay

Jena Six, Duke Lacrosse, Jameis Winston’s ho

Trayvon Martin, Zimmerman, Eric Garner, Ferguson

Bradley Manning, Chelsea Manning, GMO’s must go

Sandra Fluke, slut walks, Larry Summers, girls with cocks

Fracking, Occupy, Tookie Williams shouldn’t die

Pussy Riot, Ray Rice, Getting fat is not a vice

Macklemore, Wendy Davis, Citizen’s United

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Lena Dunham, Ezra Klein, Upworthy, Assad’s fine

Brokeback Mountain, Hashtags, “Legitimate Rape.”

Benham brothers, Black brunch, GamerGate, Credit crunch

Sa-Lon-Dot-Com, Proposition 8

Die-ins, Redskins, ‘Release SeaWorld’s dolphins'

Donald Sterling, Carbon tax, Abolish every all-male frat,

Gitmo, Istanbul, Hands Up, Don’t Shoot

Safe space, Affleck’s Face, “American Sniper”

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Brendan Eich can go to Hell, Roger Goodell’s NFL

Tesla, Pajama Boy, ‘I Need Feminism...’ Signs

Strap-Ons, Hybrid Cars, Berkeley race wars

Mugging victims shouldn’t fight, ‘Let’s hope the Boston Bomber’s white’

Hobby Lobby, “Milk,” “Her”, Fake receipts from Dayna

Boycotting Ender, Facebook’s fifty genders

UKIP, Duck Dynasty, Intersectionality

Chubby chasers, Rob Lowe, Hating Charlie Hebdo

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Koch brothers, Adelson, Drones bombing Pakistan

#YesAllWomen, Scott Walker’s Act Ten

"Dear White People”, Tasers are too lethal

Transracial otherkin, Tim Tebow shouldn’t win

RuPaul, Keystone X, 6-year-olds can change their sex

Chik-fil-a, not okay, what else do I have to say

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Wise Latinas, Vaccines, Paul Lepage’s Vaseline

Rim jobs, Laverne Cox, Bridgegate, Murdoch

Kick Jews out of Palestine, Obama gets a Peace Prize

Nuke concessions to Iran, London is Afghanistan

Fetuses are not alive, College rape is one in five

Student debt, control rents, cis, trans, The One Percent

Homophobes can’t own a store, B’More’s under martial law

Never-ending trigger warns, I can't take it anymore

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

But when the West is gone

Will they still burn on, and on, and on, and on

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

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Date: January 27th, 2021 1:50 PM
Author: Buck-toothed persian



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Author: bisexual site



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Author: Coiffed Jewess



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Date: December 29th, 2022 8:57 AM
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Date: January 27th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author:  keepsake machete dysfunction

Someone remind me why “Rob Lowe” merited inclusion in this opus

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Date: January 27th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: 

maybe this?

https://variety.com/2015/biz/news/rob-lowe-paris-attacks-tweets-1201640404/

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Date: September 17th, 2025 9:20 AM
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