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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
canary razzle theater stage
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
Arousing federal roommate
  08/01/25
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canary razzle theater stage
  08/01/25
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  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
ruby curious native
  08/02/25
rip
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  08/02/25
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Arousing federal roommate
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
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  08/01/25
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Histrionic buff institution azn
  08/01/25
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canary razzle theater stage
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
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  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
canary razzle theater stage
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
adventurous point
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
walnut rigpig
  08/01/25
yes
adventurous point
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
adventurous point
  08/01/25
?
canary razzle theater stage
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
walnut rigpig
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
Histrionic buff institution azn
  08/01/25
Sick
canary razzle theater stage
  08/01/25
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adventurous point
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
Pearly talented tank
  08/02/25
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jet submissive gaping temple
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
adventurous point
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
Up-to-no-good Jade Knife
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
canary razzle theater stage
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
Pearly talented tank
  08/02/25
Hdy
canary razzle theater stage
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
stimulating disrespectful fat ankles
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
erotic dilemma new version
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
mustard vibrant station
  08/02/25
Titcr
titillating clown school
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
canary razzle theater stage
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
mustard vibrant station
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
canary razzle theater stage
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
Mahogany alcoholic heaven
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
mustard vibrant station
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
Unholy Regret
  08/02/25
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swollen motley pervert
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
Domesticated forum stain
  08/02/25
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  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
impressive bistre corner
  08/02/25
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canary razzle theater stage
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
cerebral locus mad cow disease
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: canary razzle theater stage

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Arousing federal roommate

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: canary razzle theater stage

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Cheese-eating spot liquid oxygen



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: ruby curious native

RIP Boooom

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Jade Knife

rip

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Arousing federal roommate



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Parlour Mad-dog Skullcap

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Histrionic buff institution azn



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: canary razzle theater stage



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: cream insanely creepy indian lodge antidepressant drug

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: canary razzle theater stage

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: adventurous point

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: walnut rigpig

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: adventurous point

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: adventurous point

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: canary razzle theater stage

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: walnut rigpig

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Histrionic buff institution azn

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: canary razzle theater stage

Sick

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: adventurous point



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Pearly talented tank

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: jet submissive gaping temple



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: adventurous point

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Jade Knife

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: canary razzle theater stage

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Pearly talented tank

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: canary razzle theater stage

Hdy

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: stimulating disrespectful fat ankles

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: erotic dilemma new version

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: mustard vibrant station

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: titillating clown school

Titcr

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: canary razzle theater stage

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: mustard vibrant station

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: canary razzle theater stage

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: Mahogany alcoholic heaven

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: mustard vibrant station

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Unholy Regret

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: swollen motley pervert



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: Domesticated forum stain

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: bisexual vermilion son of senegal marketing idea



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: impressive bistre corner

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: canary razzle theater stage

?

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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: cerebral locus mad cow disease

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49151922)