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duck-like kitchen elastic band
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also the lawyers are responsible for regulating their own in...
internet-worthy generalized bond
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haha yeah haha
Floppy infuriating abode
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great moat against ai though
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marvelous affirmative action principal's office
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don't most people here accept that their role is primarily m...
swashbuckling soggy hissy fit
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Idk I think helping the customer at AutoZone find the windsh...
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"Before I was in the NBA I was a garbage man. I liked p...
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me and d constantly talk about how each job we've had has be...
swashbuckling soggy hissy fit
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Does he still POAST? I miss that gorgeous guy.
Floppy infuriating abode
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he's always been more of a lurker. i think he has a pumo but...
swashbuckling soggy hissy fit
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Tell him that I gave of counsel head
Floppy infuriating abode
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won't have a chance much longer his hot new wife has inspire...
swashbuckling soggy hissy fit
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Did they form babby? Is she still jealous of your sister and...
Floppy infuriating abode
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they just got married this year so no babby lol. and she jus...
swashbuckling soggy hissy fit
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If you see my father... Tell him 😑
Floppy infuriating abode
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i'll murder him to death as that is deserved per your moral ...
swashbuckling soggy hissy fit
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Wait I have concerns about estate planning
Floppy infuriating abode
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That's what you do for your employer.
Excitant orange pistol
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as opposed to you, who delivers value to your clients by... ...
swashbuckling soggy hissy fit
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Keep sucking Jew dick for a W-2 paycheck.
Excitant orange pistol
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remember how tried to get cslg to mentor you and they gave u...
swashbuckling soggy hissy fit
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I'm not ZZZ, W-2eratttt.
Excitant orange pistol
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swashbuckling soggy hissy fit
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I am not a lawyer, I am merely a functionary
crimson rigpig
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Compliance doesn't just happen, you know?
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copper multi-billionaire meetinghouse
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LAW SOLDIER TP
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Date: July 31st, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Floppy infuriating abode



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Date: July 31st, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: green plaza



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Floppy infuriating abode



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: duck-like kitchen elastic band



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: internet-worthy generalized bond

also the lawyers are responsible for regulating their own industry that makes all the laws, with no oversight haha really makes you think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2).#49146007)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Floppy infuriating abode

haha yeah haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2).#49146017)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: swashbuckling soggy hissy fit

great moat against ai though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2).#49146020)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: marvelous affirmative action principal's office



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: swashbuckling soggy hissy fit

don't most people here accept that their role is primarily make work now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2).#49146023)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Floppy infuriating abode

Idk I think helping the customer at AutoZone find the windshield wiper fluid is fairly value-add.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2).#49146034)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: internet-worthy generalized bond



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: marvelous affirmative action principal's office



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Floppy infuriating abode



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: swashbuckling soggy hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2).#49146121)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Floppy infuriating abode

"Before I was in the NBA I was a garbage man. I liked picking up trash. I felt like I was helping the city and my community." - Larry Joe Bird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2).#49146128)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: swashbuckling soggy hissy fit

me and d constantly talk about how each job we've had has been progressively important to society than the last. now we're solidly in "value extract" territory!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2).#49146234)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Floppy infuriating abode

Does he still POAST? I miss that gorgeous guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2).#49146282)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling soggy hissy fit

he's always been more of a lurker. i think he has a pumo but i've never even asked what it is. not once has he made some reply to me referencing something that only i would know is him.

one of my other bffs r does that from time to time but i hardly ever see his moniker.

i think they're at the same level of xo engagement i was from 2010 - 2021 where i'd read big threads about current events or funny effort poasts that don't require xo lore, but scroll right past megapoaster banter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2).#49146405)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Floppy infuriating abode

Tell him that I gave of counsel head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2).#49146425)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling soggy hissy fit

won't have a chance much longer his hot new wife has inspired him to cop breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2).#49146430)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Floppy infuriating abode

Did they form babby? Is she still jealous of your sister and trying to cut off contact?

Just do use pussy to brainwash biglawyer, marriage and kids, cut off old friends, force him to cop breakfast, live a life of luxury in giant house with all competition eliminated.

Women are ONE EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2).#49146436)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: swashbuckling soggy hissy fit

they just got married this year so no babby lol. and she just took the bar this week, not a gold digger. and im meeting him in mfh tomorrow for michellin dinner and broadway like yny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2).#49147136)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: Floppy infuriating abode

If you see my father... Tell him 😑

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2).#49147180)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling soggy hissy fit

i'll murder him to death as that is deserved per your moral framework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2).#49147224)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Floppy infuriating abode

Wait

I have concerns about estate planning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2).#49147237)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Excitant orange pistol

That's what you do for your employer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2).#49146823)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: swashbuckling soggy hissy fit

as opposed to you, who delivers value to your clients by... getting pwned by epah and discover?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2).#49147144)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Excitant orange pistol

Keep sucking Jew dick for a W-2 paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2).#49147233)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: swashbuckling soggy hissy fit

remember how tried to get cslg to mentor you and they gave up because of how autistic and stupid you are? crazy how you were a philosemite then. what a principled based bigot you are!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2).#49147263)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Excitant orange pistol

I'm not ZZZ, W-2eratttt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2).#49147301)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 6:17 AM
Author: swashbuckling soggy hissy fit

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513109&mc=92&forum_id=2

you're either one of the best flame operators here or zzz. you're painfully dumb. you even admitted it several times accidentally because you're stupid, tsinah accidentally did, and everyone talks it about it off bort.

lmao why do you even show your ass this way and follow me around? stop being an mpc faggot and seething. i'd never interact with you if you didn't takes all these shots at other people's careers when you put on the most embarrassing legal performance in the service of making almost no money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2).#49147822)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: crimson rigpig

I am not a lawyer, I am merely a functionary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2).#49146271)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 4:29 PM
Author: grizzly stead

Compliance doesn't just happen, you know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2).#49146273)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: crimson rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2).#49146277)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Floppy infuriating abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2).#49146278)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: marvelous affirmative action principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2).#49146281)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: amber bateful church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2).#49148657)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: copper multi-billionaire meetinghouse

'lawyer' is one of the earliest discrete trades/jobs that emerges in any sort of complex society. sumerians had lawyers. ancient china had a law caste while other chinese were fiddling around with bones trying to predict the future. pharaoh had legal counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2).#49146433)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Floppy infuriating abode

Ghengis Kahn did not have lawyers but instead a team of wizards who could interpret the involvement of the gods on human affairs. U = poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2).#49146444)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Excitant orange pistol

As soon as there are powerful men the first thing they want is protection. That's where lawyers and soldiers come from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2).#49146842)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Floppy infuriating abode

LAW SOLDIER TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2).#49146845)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 6:18 AM
Author: swashbuckling soggy hissy fit

(candy ride filing notice of victory against revolutionaries as the guillotine slices through his client)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2).#49147825)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Harsh Brass People Who Are Hurt Theater Stage

i had a gay homosexual's computer robot smarterchild generate my workproduct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2).#49146846)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 11:58 PM
Author: laughsome dun locale famous landscape painting



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Date: July 31st, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: Passionate parlor nowag

Absolutely Disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2).#49146888)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 6:17 AM
Author: Vivacious cream temple community account



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