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https://condenaststore.com/featured/a-lawyer-is-seen-holding...
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Light Son Of Senegal
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vibrant keepsake machete
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Big rigpig tattoo
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these links still work 180
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Medicated striped hyena
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Irate elite party of the first part school
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Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
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passionate jew
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Odious plaza
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Big rigpig tattoo
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Rose Contagious Lodge Gunner
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ultramarine chad
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vibrant keepsake machete
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*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*
yellow clown sanctuary
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Shivering alpha
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marvelous address quadroon
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Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil onl...
Khaki sweet tailpipe
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Unhinged Coffee Pot
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vibrant keepsake machete
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"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to ...
Khaki sweet tailpipe
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Odious plaza
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Light Son Of Senegal
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passionate jew
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Shivering alpha
  03/11/15
this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
Exciting Fiercely-loyal Azn Hospital
  03/11/15
fucking lol
vibrant keepsake machete
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Ungodly Narrow-minded Lay
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Topaz Pisswyrm
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Irate elite party of the first part school
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
Medicated striped hyena
  03/11/15
1800000
Khaki sweet tailpipe
  03/11/15
legit
Shivering alpha
  03/11/15
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Misanthropic people who are hurt kitty cat
  04/03/15
Height of assosciate?
Cream puppy half-breed
  05/08/15
6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
Medicated striped hyena
  03/12/16
lmfao
titillating apoplectic station headpube
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LOL
heady faggot firefighter cuckoldry
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lol
Excitant Brethren Macaca
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Pontificating becky
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Aromatic Property
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sadistic lemon indian lodge
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Fragrant regret market
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galvanic hell dysfunction
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hairraiser church building
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Charcoal Aggressive Theatre New Version
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gaped hot fat ankles mother
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peach weed whacker
  03/12/15
this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
Trip Shrine Persian
  03/12/15
Moar!
Unhinged Coffee Pot
  03/15/15
the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
Provocative seedy tanning salon boltzmann
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Vigorous Vengeful Locus
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vibrant keepsake machete
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citrine space
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Lol 1800
Shaky beta base yarmulke
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Aromatic Property
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Pontificating becky
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hairraiser church building
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Rough-skinned walnut preventive strike
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Vigorous Vengeful Locus
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Amethyst Den
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Vigorous Vengeful Locus
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Charcoal Aggressive Theatre New Version
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
passionate jew
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
Jet insanely creepy legend
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bateful azure dog poop
  03/12/15
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vibrant keepsake machete
  02/21/22
It practically writes itself!
Unhinged Coffee Pot
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vibrant keepsake machete
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vibrant keepsake machete
  02/21/22
Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
vibrant keepsake machete
  02/21/22
You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
yellow clown sanctuary
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passionate jew
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Adulterous floppy step-uncle's house
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
Shivering alpha
  03/11/15
Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
passionate jew
  03/11/15
so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
Shivering alpha
  03/11/15
Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
passionate jew
  03/11/15
i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
Shivering alpha
  03/11/15
Shit
passionate jew
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bateful azure dog poop
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Razzmatazz psychic
  01/27/22
This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
Carnelian glittery school cafeteria newt
  03/11/15
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Olive rehab national security agency
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passionate jew
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Vigorous Vengeful Locus
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vibrant keepsake machete
  02/18/22
still going strong
Vigorous Vengeful Locus
  04/20/22
(Chip Kelly)
Topaz Pisswyrm
  03/11/15
Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
passionate jew
  03/11/15
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bateful azure dog poop
  03/12/15
So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
yellow clown sanctuary
  03/11/15
All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
Topaz Pisswyrm
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passionate jew
  03/11/15
There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
yellow clown sanctuary
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Topaz Pisswyrm
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Maroon heaven marketing idea
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Adulterous floppy step-uncle's house
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Amethyst Den
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Big rigpig tattoo
  03/11/15
"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
Jet insanely creepy legend
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passionate jew
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Opaque Stirring Center Organic Girlfriend
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Exciting Fiercely-loyal Azn Hospital
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Big rigpig tattoo
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
passionate jew
  03/11/15
*bark aves
Blue temple electric furnace
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aqua principal's office gay wizard
  02/23/22
Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
vibrant keepsake machete
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
Jet insanely creepy legend
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Rose Contagious Lodge Gunner
  03/11/15
All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
Topaz Pisswyrm
  03/11/15
WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
supple primrose kitchen
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
chrome national
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Jet insanely creepy legend
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Irate elite party of the first part school
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outnumbered stage round eye
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Rose Contagious Lodge Gunner
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Olive rehab national security agency
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bateful azure dog poop
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arrogant chapel
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
Medicated striped hyena
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Exciting Fiercely-loyal Azn Hospital
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soul-stirring mentally impaired gas station boistinker
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
Topaz Pisswyrm
  03/12/15
OMG spot on movie voice guy!
Trip Shrine Persian
  03/12/15
i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
Motley Confused Indirect Expression Pit
  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
Hyperactive Corner
  03/25/15
I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
Ivory Insane Candlestick Maker Crackhouse
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Ruddy piazza
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sadistic lemon indian lodge
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lmao
fishy dilemma
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Naked cobalt theater stage
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Fragrant regret market
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Shivering alpha
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multi-colored sandwich
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galvanic hell dysfunction
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galvanic hell dysfunction
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galvanic hell dysfunction
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Stimulating area
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Amethyst Den
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Vigorous Vengeful Locus
  12/09/21
!!!
vibrant keepsake machete
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comical coral parlor
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
chrome national
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impertinent box office mediation
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glassy irradiated toilet seat business firm
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Massive Avocado Pozpig
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green casino
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skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
bronze place of business whorehouse
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abnormal vivacious trust fund
  03/12/15
Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
Carnelian glittery school cafeteria newt
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
passionate jew
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
Nighttime range
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
passionate jew
  03/12/15
don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
Unhinged Coffee Pot
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
chrome national
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passionate jew
  03/12/15
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vibrant keepsake machete
  02/21/22
Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
disgusting adventurous love of her life
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lascivious brunch
  03/12/15
!
Topaz Pisswyrm
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180
Twisted institution
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Light Son Of Senegal
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Shivering alpha
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Vigorous Vengeful Locus
  12/10/21
Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
Topaz Pisswyrm
  03/12/15
(Rick Reilly)
Lime mad cow disease
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
Topaz Pisswyrm
  03/12/15
great thread
razzle-dazzle theater
  03/12/15
Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
Trip Shrine Persian
  03/12/15
no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
Medicated striped hyena
  03/12/15
I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
chocolate spectacular sex offender philosopher-king
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
Gold Razzle Immigrant Telephone
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impertinent box office mediation
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
Gold Razzle Immigrant Telephone
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Gold Razzle Immigrant Telephone
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
Vigorous Vengeful Locus
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180
vibrant keepsake machete
  02/22/22
"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
Gold Razzle Immigrant Telephone
  03/13/15
Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
pearly orchestra pit associate
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vibrant keepsake machete
  03/14/15
bump for Buddy
Gold Razzle Immigrant Telephone
  03/13/15
We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
Odious plaza
  03/14/15
This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
umber athletic conference set
  03/14/15
"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
umber athletic conference set
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bateful azure dog poop
  03/15/15
Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
Adulterous floppy step-uncle's house
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Provocative seedy tanning salon boltzmann
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Aquamarine menage elastic band
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*makes Buddy partner*
chartreuse anal library pistol
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Topaz Pisswyrm
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racy bat-shit-crazy degenerate
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Big rigpig tattoo
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ruh roh
sadistic lemon indian lodge
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lascivious brunch
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
Hyperactive Corner
  03/25/15
http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
Iridescent digit ratio office
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passionate jew
  04/02/15
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Big rigpig tattoo
  04/03/15
imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
cocky 180 cruise ship nibblets
  04/02/15
HOLY SHIT 180000000
passionate jew
  04/02/15
1800000000000000000
bateful azure dog poop
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Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
Ruddy piazza
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Charismatic Generalized Bond
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Medicated striped hyena
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lascivious brunch
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sadistic lemon indian lodge
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Twinkling coldplay fan mad-dog skullcap
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Amethyst Den
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nudist electric idea he suggested knife
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holy fucking shit
fishy dilemma
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Shivering alpha
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exhilarant spot
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galvanic hell dysfunction
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concupiscible demanding parlour wagecucks
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Massive Avocado Pozpig
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Amethyst Den
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vibrant keepsake machete
  02/21/22
go Get Em!
Vigorous Vengeful Locus
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vibrant keepsake machete
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Crimson corn cake
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180
lascivious brunch
  04/24/15
180^180
Motley Confused Indirect Expression Pit
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sadistic lemon indian lodge
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Shivering alpha
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dashing emerald filthpig trailer park
  01/27/18
I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
lascivious brunch
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lascivious brunch
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chrome national
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burgundy mind-boggling incel location
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Vigorous Vengeful Locus
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vibrant keepsake machete
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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Ruddy piazza
  04/27/15
HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
disgusting adventurous love of her life
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underrated
Milky police squad church
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Ruddy piazza
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lascivious brunch
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https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
sadistic lemon indian lodge
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passionate jew
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
Thriller orange background story
  06/03/15
Ouch
passionate jew
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
abnormal vivacious trust fund
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vibrant keepsake machete
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bateful azure dog poop
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180
indigo diverse hall goyim
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Light Son Of Senegal
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bateful azure dog poop
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lascivious brunch
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Ruddy piazza
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Talented hyperventilating garrison
  08/26/15
it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
dark wonderful senate feces
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
lascivious brunch
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
chrome national
  10/09/15
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passionate jew
  11/06/15
Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
lascivious brunch
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
chrome national
  02/12/16
I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
Unhinged Coffee Pot
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burgundy mind-boggling incel location
  03/20/16
Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
buff arousing abode factory reset button
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burgundy mind-boggling incel location
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vibrant keepsake machete
  12/10/21
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vibrant keepsake machete
  02/21/22
uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
white curious stag film
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
burgundy mind-boggling incel location
  04/17/16
https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
burgundy mind-boggling incel location
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Cerebral native
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burgundy mind-boggling incel location
  05/26/16
Threads like these are why this bort is the best
galvanic hell dysfunction
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chrome national
  07/15/16
CR.
vibrant keepsake machete
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lascivious brunch
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burgundy mind-boggling incel location
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i really like it here
passionate jew
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vibrant keepsake machete
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vibrant keepsake machete
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
vibrant keepsake machete
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galvanic hell dysfunction
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burgundy mind-boggling incel location
  10/09/16
One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
galvanic hell dysfunction
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burgundy mind-boggling incel location
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passionate jew
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lascivious brunch
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slate nursing home
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vibrant keepsake machete
  12/10/21
Woah CR friend :-)
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galvanic hell dysfunction
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Translucent therapy ratface
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Cerebral native
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galvanic hell dysfunction
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
histrionic chestnut point
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lascivious brunch
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lascivious brunch
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cracking crawly personal credit line
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galvanic hell dysfunction
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burgundy mind-boggling incel location
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Pontificating becky
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cracking crawly personal credit line
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appetizing stain
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heady faggot firefighter cuckoldry
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lascivious brunch
  08/14/17
TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds...
Lavender toaster messiness
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Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog alle...
lascivious brunch
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vibrant keepsake machete
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vibrant keepsake machete
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Federal Swashbuckling Cuckold Useless Brakes
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Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talen...
Stimulating area
  08/17/17
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:07 PM
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Date: July 10th, 2017 10:26 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Gold Razzle Immigrant Telephone

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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:17 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:03 PM
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Date: January 30th, 2022 7:32 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:17 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: chrome national

Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. Liquidation. I'm petitioning the court to have you appointed as retriever. Make us proud.

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: yellow clown sanctuary

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: Khaki sweet tailpipe

Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil only to find it COVERED in slobber

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: Khaki sweet tailpipe

"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to the courthouse by 5, not with this traffic! Unless....."

*partners cast a thoughtful eye toward Buddy*

*James Brown's I Feel Good plays as Buddy bursts out the front door of the building with his necktie collar flapping over his shoulder and the motion in his TumiDog briefcase backpack as he races down the sidewalk*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Exciting Fiercely-loyal Azn Hospital

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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Medicated striped hyena

*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else right before the security guard flips the sign from "open" to "closed"*

*security guard gives chase as buddy runs up to the judge's office*

Judge: "this is an outrage! in all my years on the bench, i've never seen a dog in the court house! if i had my way i'd--"

Cute Legal Assistant who's also the GF of the biglaw associate that brought in buddy: "Sir, that dog is a licensed attorney. He has just as much of a right to be here as you or me."

*guard and judge exchange quizical glances*

*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

*she gives buddy a kiss and tells him to be a good boy--slips letter to her associate boyfriend in the DogPAck*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
Author: Shivering alpha

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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:24 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: Cream puppy half-breed

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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Medicated striped hyena

6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel

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Date: October 28th, 2016 12:14 AM
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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: heady faggot firefighter cuckoldry

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:25 PM
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Date: December 1st, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: Pontificating becky

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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Trip Shrine Persian

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: Unhinged Coffee Pot

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Provocative seedy tanning salon boltzmann

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Author: Vigorous Vengeful Locus



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Shaky beta base yarmulke

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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Aromatic Property

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Author: Pontificating becky



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Author: Vigorous Vengeful Locus



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Author: Vigorous Vengeful Locus



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: passionate jew

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Jet insanely creepy legend

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:50 AM
Author: bateful azure dog poop



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Author: vibrant keepsake machete



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Unhinged Coffee Pot

It practically writes itself!

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: yellow clown sanctuary

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: passionate jew



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Shivering alpha

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: passionate jew

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Shivering alpha

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: passionate jew

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Shivering alpha

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: passionate jew

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: bateful azure dog poop



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Razzmatazz psychic



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Carnelian glittery school cafeteria newt

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Olive rehab national security agency



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: passionate jew



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: Vigorous Vengeful Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: Vigorous Vengeful Locus

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Topaz Pisswyrm

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: passionate jew

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: bateful azure dog poop



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: yellow clown sanctuary

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Topaz Pisswyrm

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: passionate jew



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: yellow clown sanctuary

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Topaz Pisswyrm



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: Maroon heaven marketing idea



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Adulterous floppy step-uncle's house



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Big rigpig tattoo



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Jet insanely creepy legend

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: passionate jew



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Opaque Stirring Center Organic Girlfriend



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Exciting Fiercely-loyal Azn Hospital



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Big rigpig tattoo



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: passionate jew

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Blue temple electric furnace

*bark aves

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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: aqua principal's office gay wizard



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Jet insanely creepy legend

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Rose Contagious Lodge Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Topaz Pisswyrm

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: supple primrose kitchen

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: chrome national

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Jet insanely creepy legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Irate elite party of the first part school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: outnumbered stage round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: Rose Contagious Lodge Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Olive rehab national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: bateful azure dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: arrogant chapel



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Medicated striped hyena

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: Exciting Fiercely-loyal Azn Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: aphrodisiac turquoise nowag cumskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: soul-stirring mentally impaired gas station boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Topaz Pisswyrm

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: Trip Shrine Persian

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Motley Confused Indirect Expression Pit

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Hyperactive Corner

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Ivory Insane Candlestick Maker Crackhouse

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Ruddy piazza



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: fishy dilemma

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#28785609)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: Vigorous Vengeful Locus

180

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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#43584504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: chrome national

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: impertinent box office mediation



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: glassy irradiated toilet seat business firm



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Massive Avocado Pozpig



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: green casino



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: bronze place of business whorehouse

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: abnormal vivacious trust fund



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Carnelian glittery school cafeteria newt

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: passionate jew

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: Nighttime range

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: passionate jew

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Unhinged Coffee Pot

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: chrome national

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: passionate jew



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: disgusting adventurous love of her life

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: lascivious brunch



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Topaz Pisswyrm

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Twisted institution

180

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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Light Son Of Senegal



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Shivering alpha



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Vigorous Vengeful Locus



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Topaz Pisswyrm

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Lime mad cow disease

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Topaz Pisswyrm

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle theater

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Trip Shrine Persian

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Medicated striped hyena

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: chocolate spectacular sex offender philosopher-king

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Gold Razzle Immigrant Telephone

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: impertinent box office mediation



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Gold Razzle Immigrant Telephone

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Gold Razzle Immigrant Telephone



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: chartreuse anal library pistol

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: gay boyish bawdyhouse



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: Vigorous Vengeful Locus

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete

180

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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Gold Razzle Immigrant Telephone

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: pearly orchestra pit associate

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Gold Razzle Immigrant Telephone

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Odious plaza

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: umber athletic conference set

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: umber athletic conference set

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: bateful azure dog poop



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Adulterous floppy step-uncle's house

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Provocative seedy tanning salon boltzmann



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Aquamarine menage elastic band



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: chartreuse anal library pistol

*makes Buddy partner*

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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Topaz Pisswyrm



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: racy bat-shit-crazy degenerate



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Big rigpig tattoo



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: sadistic lemon indian lodge

ruh roh

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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: lascivious brunch



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Hyperactive Corner

who's a good associate?

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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Iridescent digit ratio office

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: passionate jew



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Big rigpig tattoo



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: cocky 180 cruise ship nibblets

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: passionate jew

HOLY SHIT 180000000

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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: bateful azure dog poop

1800000000000000000

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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Ruddy piazza

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: beady-eyed bbw



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Charismatic Generalized Bond



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Medicated striped hyena



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: lascivious brunch



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: sadistic lemon indian lodge



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: Twinkling coldplay fan mad-dog skullcap



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: Amethyst Den



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: nudist electric idea he suggested knife



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: fishy dilemma

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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Shivering alpha



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: exhilarant spot



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: galvanic hell dysfunction



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: concupiscible demanding parlour wagecucks



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: Massive Avocado Pozpig



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: Amethyst Den



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Vigorous Vengeful Locus

go Get Em!

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Crimson corn cake



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: lascivious brunch

180

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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Motley Confused Indirect Expression Pit

180^180

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: sadistic lemon indian lodge



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Shivering alpha



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: dashing emerald filthpig trailer park



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: lascivious brunch

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: lascivious brunch



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: chrome national



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: burgundy mind-boggling incel location



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: Vigorous Vengeful Locus



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Ruddy piazza



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: disgusting adventurous love of her life

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Milky police squad church

underrated

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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Ruddy piazza



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: lascivious brunch



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: sadistic lemon indian lodge

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: passionate jew



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Thriller orange background story

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: passionate jew

Ouch

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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: abnormal vivacious trust fund

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: bateful azure dog poop



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: indigo diverse hall goyim

180

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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Light Son Of Senegal



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: bateful azure dog poop



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: lascivious brunch



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Ruddy piazza



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Talented hyperventilating garrison



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: dark wonderful senate feces

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: lascivious brunch

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: chrome national

Happy Friday, brothers.

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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: passionate jew



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: lascivious brunch

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: chrome national

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Unhinged Coffee Pot

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: burgundy mind-boggling incel location



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: buff arousing abode factory reset button

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: burgundy mind-boggling incel location



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: white curious stag film

uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: burgundy mind-boggling incel location

needed more golden retrievers

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: burgundy mind-boggling incel location

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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Cerebral native



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: burgundy mind-boggling incel location



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: galvanic hell dysfunction

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: chrome national



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete

CR.

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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: lascivious brunch



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: burgundy mind-boggling incel location



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: passionate jew

i really like it here

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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: galvanic hell dysfunction



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: burgundy mind-boggling incel location



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: galvanic hell dysfunction

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: burgundy mind-boggling incel location



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: passionate jew



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: lascivious brunch



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: slate nursing home



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete

Woah CR friend :-)

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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: galvanic hell dysfunction



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Translucent therapy ratface



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Cerebral native



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: galvanic hell dysfunction



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: histrionic chestnut point

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: lascivious brunch



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: lascivious brunch



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: cracking crawly personal credit line



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: galvanic hell dysfunction



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: burgundy mind-boggling incel location



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: Pontificating becky



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: cracking crawly personal credit line



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: appetizing stain



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: heady faggot firefighter cuckoldry



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: lascivious brunch



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Lavender toaster messiness

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: lascivious brunch

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Federal Swashbuckling Cuckold Useless Brakes



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Stimulating area

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete

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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author:  angry state water buffalo



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Indecent Hunting Ground Resort

he made equity partner

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete

Gorgeous jet set

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Talking stead

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02/the-suspect-told-police-give-me-a-lawyer-dog-the-court-says-he-wasnt-asking-for-a-lawyer/?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.56a8c8451977

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: jade house



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Greedy forum



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Massive Avocado Pozpig



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: burgundy mind-boggling incel location



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Cerebral native



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: burgundy mind-boggling incel location



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Charcoal Aggressive Theatre New Version



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: lascivious brunch

Happy Friday everyone

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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: Grizzly Hairy Legs Travel Guidebook



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author:  bistre kitty

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

https://www.boredpanda.com/homeless-cat-hired-employee-dr-leon-advogato/

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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Transparent reading party

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: cruel-hearted milk ticket booth



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: sinister karate dingle berry



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: Vigorous Vengeful Locus

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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: Rose Contagious Lodge Gunner

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Rose Contagious Lodge Gunner

nothing?

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: cruel-hearted milk ticket booth

See above.

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: Rose Contagious Lodge Gunner

oh son of a bitch.

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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: insecure potus sound barrier

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete



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Date: February 9th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author:  Public Bath



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:25 AM
Author: Flushed Locale Idiot



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:34 AM
Author: gay boyish bawdyhouse



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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: Vigorous Vengeful Locus



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Vigorous Vengeful Locus

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
Author: Amethyst Den



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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: Vigorous Vengeful Locus

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: Vigorous Vengeful Locus



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Date: October 12th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



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