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fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm
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excitant jew
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self-absorbed mind-boggling corn cake stage
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Cruel-hearted Effete Rigor Crotch
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carmine mischievous home
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Fighting Fat Ankles
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how can I purchase a ticket for admission to a screening of ...
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mauve orchestra pit karate
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wwop. rate this scholar: http://australiangoldenretriever...
transparent autistic temple
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Bat-shit-crazy pink point dog poop
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these links still work 180
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cobalt filthpig
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Crimson Space
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laughsome irate chapel
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Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
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fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm
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transparent autistic temple
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Soul-stirring adulterous address
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excitant jew
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adventurous public bath generalized bond
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mauve orchestra pit karate
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*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*
big cruise ship tattoo
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Bipolar free-loading love of her life private investor
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Canary stead affirmative action
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Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil onl...
Appetizing Cream Area
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Spectacular Puce Sanctuary
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mauve orchestra pit karate
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"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to ...
Appetizing Cream Area
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beady-eyed bawdyhouse sweet tailpipe
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Dun zombie-like faggotry persian
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Cruel-hearted Effete Rigor Crotch
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fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm
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Bipolar free-loading love of her life private investor
  03/11/15
this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
carmine mischievous home
  03/11/15
fucking lol
mauve orchestra pit karate
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wonderful brindle hell
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painfully honest piazza
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Crimson Space
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transparent autistic temple
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Multi-colored aquamarine hospital kitty
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Soul-stirring adulterous address
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Fighting Fat Ankles
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histrionic trust fund
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laughsome irate chapel
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
Crimson Space
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1800000
Appetizing Cream Area
  03/11/15
legit
Bipolar free-loading love of her life private investor
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idiotic theatre wrinkle
  04/03/15
Height of assosciate?
talented mildly autistic parlor
  05/08/15
6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
Crimson Space
  03/12/16
lmfao
Heady french house
  10/28/16
LOL
exciting gas station immigrant
  01/06/17
lol
contagious telephone
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hateful university yarmulke
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Flushed Mexican
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opaque multi-billionaire
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hairraiser iridescent son of senegal
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Fighting Fat Ankles
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Sienna base goyim
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boyish narrow-minded church idiot
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scarlet blood rage elastic band
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Crawly white rehab digit ratio
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Arousing feces hall
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Slate Shaky National Fortuitous Meteor
  03/12/15
this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
Galvanic forum cuck
  03/12/15
Moar!
Spectacular Puce Sanctuary
  03/15/15
the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
Vibrant native
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cobalt filthpig
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mauve orchestra pit karate
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violent depressive
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Lol 1800
opaque multi-billionaire
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hairraiser iridescent son of senegal
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hateful university yarmulke
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scarlet blood rage elastic band
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Elite institution genital piercing
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cobalt filthpig
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Henna rebellious lodge
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cobalt filthpig
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Crawly white rehab digit ratio
  03/25/24
I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
razzle low-t principal's office
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Razzle-dazzle trump supporter crackhouse
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mauve orchestra pit karate
  02/21/22
It practically writes itself!
Spectacular Puce Sanctuary
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mauve orchestra pit karate
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mauve orchestra pit karate
  02/21/22
Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
mauve orchestra pit karate
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
big cruise ship tattoo
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fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm
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up-to-no-good international law enforcement agency spot
  03/15/15
closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
Bipolar free-loading love of her life private investor
  03/11/15
Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm
  03/11/15
so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
Bipolar free-loading love of her life private investor
  03/11/15
Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm
  03/11/15
i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
Bipolar free-loading love of her life private investor
  03/11/15
Shit
fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm
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Razzle-dazzle trump supporter crackhouse
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Provocative rose plaza
  01/27/22
This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
self-centered nursing home patrolman
  03/11/15
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Multi-colored aquamarine hospital kitty
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fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm
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cobalt filthpig
  02/18/22
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mauve orchestra pit karate
  02/18/22
still going strong
cobalt filthpig
  04/20/22
(Chip Kelly)
Soul-stirring adulterous address
  03/11/15
Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm
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Razzle-dazzle trump supporter crackhouse
  03/12/15
So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
big cruise ship tattoo
  03/11/15
All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
Soul-stirring adulterous address
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fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm
  03/11/15
There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
big cruise ship tattoo
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Soul-stirring adulterous address
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Impressive Business Firm Rigpig
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up-to-no-good international law enforcement agency spot
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Henna rebellious lodge
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transparent autistic temple
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"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
razzle low-t principal's office
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fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm
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slippery hissy fit
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carmine mischievous home
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transparent autistic temple
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm
  03/11/15
*bark aves
Brilliant brunch
  03/15/15
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Diverse Purple Stage Sex Offender
  02/23/22
Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
mauve orchestra pit karate
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
razzle low-t principal's office
  03/11/15
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excitant jew
  03/11/15
All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
Soul-stirring adulterous address
  03/11/15
WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
amethyst stimulating office gaming laptop
  03/11/15
Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
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razzle low-t principal's office
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laughsome irate chapel
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adventurous public bath generalized bond
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excitant jew
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Multi-colored aquamarine hospital kitty
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Razzle-dazzle trump supporter crackhouse
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Know-it-all garrison nibblets
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
Crimson Space
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carmine mischievous home
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Fragrant twinkling set queen of the night
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orchid property boiling water
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
Soul-stirring adulterous address
  03/12/15
OMG spot on movie voice guy!
Galvanic forum cuck
  03/12/15
i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
dashing soggy milk
  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
180 duck-like coffee pot
  03/25/15
I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
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Fighting Fat Ankles
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lmao
Swashbuckling station
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Sienna base goyim
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Bipolar free-loading love of her life private investor
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boyish narrow-minded church idiot
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boyish narrow-minded church idiot
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Coral Brethren
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Henna rebellious lodge
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cobalt filthpig
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mauve orchestra pit karate
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cobalt filthpig
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
splenetic liquid oxygen turdskin
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frisky indian lodge
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grizzly hairless trailer park
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Lascivious locus potus
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Thriller center sandwich
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skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
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Seedy kitchen twinkling uncleanness
  03/12/15
Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
self-centered nursing home patrolman
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
kink-friendly charismatic abode ape
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm
  03/12/15
don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
Spectacular Puce Sanctuary
  10/09/16
Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
splenetic liquid oxygen turdskin
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fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm
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mauve orchestra pit karate
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
alcoholic faggot firefighter regret
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vigorous parlour
  03/12/15
!
Soul-stirring adulterous address
  03/12/15
180
flesh comical azn
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Cruel-hearted Effete Rigor Crotch
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Bipolar free-loading love of her life private investor
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cobalt filthpig
  12/10/21
Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
Soul-stirring adulterous address
  03/12/15
(Rick Reilly)
fuchsia supple giraffe
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
Soul-stirring adulterous address
  03/12/15
great thread
Lilac whorehouse
  03/12/15
Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
Galvanic forum cuck
  03/12/15
no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
Crimson Space
  03/12/15
I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
Mewling location toaster
  04/14/16
Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
Saffron bateful state volcanic crater
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frisky indian lodge
  03/12/15
*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
Saffron bateful state volcanic crater
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Saffron bateful state volcanic crater
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
stirring dysfunction
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Ivory church building
  10/13/18
*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
cobalt filthpig
  02/18/22
180
mauve orchestra pit karate
  02/22/22
"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
Saffron bateful state volcanic crater
  03/13/15
Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
Chrome becky half-breed
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mauve orchestra pit karate
  03/14/15
bump for Buddy
Saffron bateful state volcanic crater
  03/13/15
We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
Dun zombie-like faggotry persian
  03/14/15
This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
indigo odious resort pozpig
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"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
indigo odious resort pozpig
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Razzle-dazzle trump supporter crackhouse
  03/15/15
Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
up-to-no-good international law enforcement agency spot
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Vibrant native
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Erotic pit boistinker
  03/16/15
*makes Buddy partner*
stirring dysfunction
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Soul-stirring adulterous address
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chest-beating heaven psychic
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transparent autistic temple
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ruh roh
Fighting Fat Ankles
  06/03/15
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vigorous parlour
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
180 duck-like coffee pot
  03/25/15
http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
Filthy corner pistol
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fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm
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transparent autistic temple
  04/03/15
imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
Lake idea he suggested menage
  04/02/15
HOLY SHIT 180000000
fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm
  04/02/15
1800000000000000000
Razzle-dazzle trump supporter crackhouse
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Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
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copper really tough guy box office
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Crimson Space
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vigorous parlour
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Fighting Fat Ankles
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abusive slimy mental disorder
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Henna rebellious lodge
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glassy police squad
  08/27/15
holy fucking shit
Swashbuckling station
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Bipolar free-loading love of her life private investor
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Angry buff famous landscape painting reading party
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boyish narrow-minded church idiot
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Vengeful electric range
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Lascivious locus potus
  10/31/19
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Henna rebellious lodge
  12/06/21
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mauve orchestra pit karate
  02/21/22
go Get Em!
cobalt filthpig
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mauve orchestra pit karate
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marvelous big-titted step-uncle's house
  04/05/15
180
vigorous parlour
  04/24/15
180^180
dashing soggy milk
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Fighting Fat Ankles
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Bipolar free-loading love of her life private investor
  01/12/16
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Tripping Library Travel Guidebook
  01/27/18
I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
vigorous parlour
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vigorous parlour
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splenetic liquid oxygen turdskin
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Onyx aromatic knife
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cobalt filthpig
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mauve orchestra pit karate
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cobalt filthpig
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obsidian deep jap wagecucks
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HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
alcoholic faggot firefighter regret
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underrated
Carnelian market
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vigorous parlour
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https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
Fighting Fat Ankles
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fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
chestnut den
  06/03/15
Ouch
fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
Seedy kitchen twinkling uncleanness
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mauve orchestra pit karate
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Razzle-dazzle trump supporter crackhouse
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very tactful cumskin
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Cruel-hearted Effete Rigor Crotch
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Razzle-dazzle trump supporter crackhouse
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vigorous parlour
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obsidian deep jap wagecucks
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self-absorbed mind-boggling corn cake stage
  08/26/15
it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
indecent citrine community account old irish cottage
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
vigorous parlour
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
splenetic liquid oxygen turdskin
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fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm
  11/06/15
Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
vigorous parlour
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
splenetic liquid oxygen turdskin
  02/12/16
I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
Spectacular Puce Sanctuary
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Onyx aromatic knife
  03/20/16
Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
greedy school cafeteria
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Onyx aromatic knife
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mauve orchestra pit karate
  12/10/21
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mauve orchestra pit karate
  02/21/22
uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
Shimmering water buffalo hominid
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
Onyx aromatic knife
  04/17/16
https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
Onyx aromatic knife
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Motley overrated stag film legend
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Onyx aromatic knife
  05/26/16
Threads like these are why this bort is the best
boyish narrow-minded church idiot
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splenetic liquid oxygen turdskin
  07/15/16
CR.
mauve orchestra pit karate
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vigorous parlour
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Onyx aromatic knife
  07/26/16
i really like it here
fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm
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mauve orchestra pit karate
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mauve orchestra pit karate
  02/22/22
Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
mauve orchestra pit karate
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boyish narrow-minded church idiot
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Onyx aromatic knife
  10/09/16
One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
boyish narrow-minded church idiot
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Onyx aromatic knife
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fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm
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vigorous parlour
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crusty concupiscible mad cow disease
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mauve orchestra pit karate
  12/10/21
Woah CR friend :-)
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boyish narrow-minded church idiot
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Floppy silver juggernaut
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Motley overrated stag film legend
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boyish narrow-minded church idiot
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
Ruby theater
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vigorous parlour
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vigorous parlour
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Exhilarant Ticket Booth
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boyish narrow-minded church idiot
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Onyx aromatic knife
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hateful university yarmulke
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:07 PM
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Date: July 10th, 2017 10:26 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:08 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:13 PM
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Date: January 30th, 2022 7:32 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: splenetic liquid oxygen turdskin

Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. Liquidation. I'm petitioning the court to have you appointed as retriever. Make us proud.

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:42 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:04 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: big cruise ship tattoo

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: Appetizing Cream Area

Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil only to find it COVERED in slobber

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:16 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: Appetizing Cream Area

"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to the courthouse by 5, not with this traffic! Unless....."

*partners cast a thoughtful eye toward Buddy*

*James Brown's I Feel Good plays as Buddy bursts out the front door of the building with his necktie collar flapping over his shoulder and the motion in his TumiDog briefcase backpack as he races down the sidewalk*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:43 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: carmine mischievous home

this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head

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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: mauve orchestra pit karate

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:05 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Crimson Space

*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else right before the security guard flips the sign from "open" to "closed"*

*security guard gives chase as buddy runs up to the judge's office*

Judge: "this is an outrage! in all my years on the bench, i've never seen a dog in the court house! if i had my way i'd--"

Cute Legal Assistant who's also the GF of the biglaw associate that brought in buddy: "Sir, that dog is a licensed attorney. He has just as much of a right to be here as you or me."

*guard and judge exchange quizical glances*

*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

*she gives buddy a kiss and tells him to be a good boy--slips letter to her associate boyfriend in the DogPAck*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
Author: Bipolar free-loading love of her life private investor

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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:24 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: talented mildly autistic parlor

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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Crimson Space

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Date: October 28th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: Heady french house

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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: exciting gas station immigrant

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: contagious telephone

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Date: December 1st, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: hateful university yarmulke

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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Galvanic forum cuck

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: Spectacular Puce Sanctuary

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Vibrant native

the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this board is truly remarkable

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Author: cobalt filthpig



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Date: January 30th, 2022 2:46 AM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: opaque multi-billionaire

Lol 1800

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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: hairraiser iridescent son of senegal

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Author: hateful university yarmulke



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Author: scarlet blood rage elastic band



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: razzle low-t principal's office

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

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Author: Razzle-dazzle trump supporter crackhouse



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: mauve orchestra pit karate



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Spectacular Puce Sanctuary

It practically writes itself!

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: mauve orchestra pit karate



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: mauve orchestra pit karate



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: mauve orchestra pit karate

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: big cruise ship tattoo

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: up-to-no-good international law enforcement agency spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Bipolar free-loading love of her life private investor

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Bipolar free-loading love of her life private investor

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Bipolar free-loading love of her life private investor

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle trump supporter crackhouse



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Provocative rose plaza



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: self-centered nursing home patrolman

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Multi-colored aquamarine hospital kitty



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: cobalt filthpig



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: mauve orchestra pit karate



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: cobalt filthpig

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Soul-stirring adulterous address

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle trump supporter crackhouse



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: big cruise ship tattoo

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Soul-stirring adulterous address

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: big cruise ship tattoo

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Soul-stirring adulterous address



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: Impressive Business Firm Rigpig



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: up-to-no-good international law enforcement agency spot



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: Henna rebellious lodge



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: transparent autistic temple



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: razzle low-t principal's office

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: slippery hissy fit



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: carmine mischievous home



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: transparent autistic temple



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Brilliant brunch

*bark aves

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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: Diverse Purple Stage Sex Offender



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: mauve orchestra pit karate

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: razzle low-t principal's office

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: excitant jew



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring adulterous address

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: amethyst stimulating office gaming laptop

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: splenetic liquid oxygen turdskin

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: razzle low-t principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: laughsome irate chapel



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: adventurous public bath generalized bond



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: excitant jew



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Multi-colored aquamarine hospital kitty



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle trump supporter crackhouse



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: Know-it-all garrison nibblets



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Crimson Space

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: carmine mischievous home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: Fragrant twinkling set queen of the night

180

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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: orchid property boiling water



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Soul-stirring adulterous address

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: Galvanic forum cuck

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: dashing soggy milk

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: 180 duck-like coffee pot

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Passionate mint gay wizard

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: obsidian deep jap wagecucks



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Fighting Fat Ankles



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Swashbuckling station

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: Brass field main people



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Bipolar free-loading love of her life private investor



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: chartreuse vivacious useless brakes hairy legs



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: boyish narrow-minded church idiot



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: boyish narrow-minded church idiot



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: boyish narrow-minded church idiot



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Coral Brethren



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: Henna rebellious lodge



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: cobalt filthpig

180

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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: mauve orchestra pit karate

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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: splenetic liquid oxygen turdskin

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: frisky indian lodge



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: grizzly hairless trailer park



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Lascivious locus potus



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Thriller center sandwich



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: razzmatazz bisexual school

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: Seedy kitchen twinkling uncleanness



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: self-centered nursing home patrolman

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: kink-friendly charismatic abode ape

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Spectacular Puce Sanctuary

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: splenetic liquid oxygen turdskin

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: mauve orchestra pit karate



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: alcoholic faggot firefighter regret

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: vigorous parlour



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Soul-stirring adulterous address

!

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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: flesh comical azn

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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Effete Rigor Crotch



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Bipolar free-loading love of her life private investor



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: cobalt filthpig



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Soul-stirring adulterous address

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: fuchsia supple giraffe

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Soul-stirring adulterous address

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Lilac whorehouse

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Galvanic forum cuck

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Crimson Space

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Mewling location toaster

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Saffron bateful state volcanic crater

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: frisky indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Saffron bateful state volcanic crater

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Saffron bateful state volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: stirring dysfunction

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Ivory church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: cobalt filthpig

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: mauve orchestra pit karate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Saffron bateful state volcanic crater

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Chrome becky half-breed

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: mauve orchestra pit karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Saffron bateful state volcanic crater

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Dun zombie-like faggotry persian

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: indigo odious resort pozpig

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: indigo odious resort pozpig

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle trump supporter crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: up-to-no-good international law enforcement agency spot

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Vibrant native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Erotic pit boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: stirring dysfunction

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring adulterous address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: chest-beating heaven psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: transparent autistic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Fighting Fat Ankles

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: vigorous parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: 180 duck-like coffee pot

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Filthy corner pistol

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: transparent autistic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Lake idea he suggested menage

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle trump supporter crackhouse

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: obsidian deep jap wagecucks

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: bistre irradiated lay candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: copper really tough guy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Crimson Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: vigorous parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Fighting Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: abusive slimy mental disorder



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: Henna rebellious lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: glassy police squad



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Swashbuckling station

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Bipolar free-loading love of her life private investor



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: Angry buff famous landscape painting reading party



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: boyish narrow-minded church idiot



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Vengeful electric range



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: Lascivious locus potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#39053699)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: Henna rebellious lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#43566259)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: mauve orchestra pit karate



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: cobalt filthpig

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: mauve orchestra pit karate



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: marvelous big-titted step-uncle's house



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: vigorous parlour

180

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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: dashing soggy milk

180^180

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Fighting Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Bipolar free-loading love of her life private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Tripping Library Travel Guidebook



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: vigorous parlour

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: vigorous parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: splenetic liquid oxygen turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Onyx aromatic knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: cobalt filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: mauve orchestra pit karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: cobalt filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: obsidian deep jap wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: alcoholic faggot firefighter regret

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Carnelian market

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: obsidian deep jap wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: vigorous parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Fighting Fat Ankles

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: chestnut den

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Seedy kitchen twinkling uncleanness

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: mauve orchestra pit karate



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle trump supporter crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: very tactful cumskin

180

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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Effete Rigor Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle trump supporter crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: vigorous parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: obsidian deep jap wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: self-absorbed mind-boggling corn cake stage



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: indecent citrine community account old irish cottage

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: vigorous parlour

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: splenetic liquid oxygen turdskin

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: vigorous parlour

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: splenetic liquid oxygen turdskin

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Spectacular Puce Sanctuary

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: Onyx aromatic knife



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: greedy school cafeteria

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Onyx aromatic knife



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: mauve orchestra pit karate



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: mauve orchestra pit karate



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Shimmering water buffalo hominid

uhhh

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Onyx aromatic knife

needed more golden retrievers

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Onyx aromatic knife

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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Motley overrated stag film legend



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Onyx aromatic knife



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: boyish narrow-minded church idiot

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: splenetic liquid oxygen turdskin



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: mauve orchestra pit karate

CR.

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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: vigorous parlour



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Onyx aromatic knife



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm

i really like it here

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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: mauve orchestra pit karate



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: mauve orchestra pit karate



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: mauve orchestra pit karate

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: boyish narrow-minded church idiot



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: Onyx aromatic knife



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: boyish narrow-minded church idiot

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Onyx aromatic knife



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: fluffy rough-skinned locale pisswyrm



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: vigorous parlour



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: crusty concupiscible mad cow disease



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: mauve orchestra pit karate



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: mauve orchestra pit karate

Woah CR friend :-)

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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: boyish narrow-minded church idiot



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Floppy silver juggernaut



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Motley overrated stag film legend



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: boyish narrow-minded church idiot



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: Ruby theater

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: vigorous parlour



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: vigorous parlour



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Exhilarant Ticket Booth



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: boyish narrow-minded church idiot



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Onyx aromatic knife



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: hateful university yarmulke



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Exhilarant Ticket Booth



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: Cracking Emerald Incel Puppy



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: exciting gas station immigrant



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: vigorous parlour



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Amber site doctorate

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: vigorous parlour

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: mauve orchestra pit karate



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: mauve orchestra pit karate



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Curious gold prole



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Coral Brethren

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: mauve orchestra pit karate

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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: mustard flirting senate party of the first part



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Jade cerebral ceo

he made equity partner

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: mauve orchestra pit karate

Gorgeous jet set

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Disrespectful Aphrodisiac Meetinghouse Alpha

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: racy costumed casino



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Glittery pearly voyeur mood



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Lascivious locus potus



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Onyx aromatic knife



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Motley overrated stag film legend



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Onyx aromatic knife



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Crawly white rehab digit ratio



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: vigorous parlour

Happy Friday everyone

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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: Blathering selfie



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Jet shrine

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Titillating Tanning Salon

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: bronze



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: Anal



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: cobalt filthpig

180

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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: excitant jew

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: excitant jew

nothing?

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: bronze

See above.

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: excitant jew

oh son of a bitch.

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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: Honey-headed

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: mauve orchestra pit karate



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:40 AM
Author: cobalt filthpig

woof counselor!

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Date: February 9th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author:  judgmental headpube



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Author: submissive new version



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Author: Ivory church building



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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: mauve orchestra pit karate



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: cobalt filthpig



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: cobalt filthpig

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
Author: Henna rebellious lodge



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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: cobalt filthpig

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: cobalt filthpig



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Author: Crawly white rehab digit ratio



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