\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Hypo: live the rest of your life as CSLG or RSF sycophant?

In this hypo you have to be in the tank as bad as disco frie...
hilarious chad becky
  08/10/25
candy ride sucks more RSF dick than anyone on this board. we...
Olive ungodly hissy fit knife
  08/11/25
See, eg: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761831&am...
azn "girl" cumming in TT's ass
  08/12/25
CSLG at least pays for his friends. RSF: Lol
aphrodisiac autistic roommate pozpig
  08/10/25
cslg doesn’t have friends, LOL
Irradiated pea-brained house sweet tailpipe
  08/10/25
Can you two please stick to the hypo? This is a hypo thread....
hilarious chad becky
  08/10/25
I can’t imagine anyone choosing to hang out with that ...
Irradiated pea-brained house sweet tailpipe
  08/10/25
The hypo is open to all and everyone of different opinions. ...
hilarious chad becky
  08/10/25
bbut where will i get the $1,000,000. Oh wait...
Crimson concupiscible hospital
  08/11/25
Is this asking if I want to be a CSLG sycophant or CSLG hims...
plum slap-happy boistinker
  08/10/25
In the hypo you get to be kenny or chandler or disco fries. ...
hilarious chad becky
  08/10/25
BUT WHERE WILL I GET TEN MILLION DOLLARS
Impressive histrionic jew hominid
  08/10/25
Lmao jfc
hilarious chad becky
  08/10/25
...
beady-eyed garnet cuckoldry ticket booth
  08/10/25
Suicide with a high caliber weapon
sapphire comical theatre
  08/10/25
Not a lot of fans of the hypo. 🤔
hilarious chad becky
  08/10/25
Death seems better than being an unabashed, unrepentant syco...
sapphire comical theatre
  08/10/25
A conjuring of the indicted sycophants was performed
naked address
  08/11/25
lmao, I would never support or talk to RSF ever again if he ...
Hideous Silver Tank Background Story
  08/10/25
It's wild how that blubbery seal slaps and begs ratboi to th...
Irradiated pea-brained house sweet tailpipe
  08/10/25
he loves the abuse. very deranged psyche, the exact type of ...
Hideous Silver Tank Background Story
  08/10/25
CSLG is 180. From what I have seen, RSF is 120 and eaten up ...
Vibrant foreskin home
  08/10/25
I wouldn't consider disco fries or TDNW to be sycophants.
Lemon locus
  08/10/25
That's what makes you Candy Ride tp
hilarious chad becky
  08/10/25
CR. you swallow way more of RSF's cum than anyone
Olive ungodly hissy fit knife
  08/11/25
i'd probably pick RSF. 80% chance with CSLG i'll at some...
territorial anal crackhouse indirect expression
  08/10/25
The point of both of them and of EPAH and Dirte and Tommy an...
naked address
  08/10/25
Can you give an example of a time one of the aforementioned ...
hilarious chad becky
  08/10/25
“Should I open a side-hustle business with my spouse a...
naked address
  08/10/25
This may be the most profound and unheralded scholarship in ...
hilarious chad becky
  08/11/25
...
territorial anal crackhouse indirect expression
  08/11/25
...
Impressive histrionic jew hominid
  08/11/25
one potential factor is the company that cslg keeps. would n...
Irate Cocky Karate
  08/11/25
What's wrong with chandler? He seems alright
hilarious chad becky
  08/11/25
RSF bcs I believe he can be rehabilitated
Crimson concupiscible hospital
  08/11/25
What measures would you suggest to achieve this
hilarious chad becky
  08/11/25
more philanthropy and less hedonism.
Crimson concupiscible hospital
  08/11/25
The local weatherman is not forecasting that any time soon
hilarious chad becky
  08/11/25
so this hypo you are choosing to be disco fries or TDNW. is ...
Tantric Piazza Liquid Oxygen
  08/11/25
No
hilarious chad becky
  08/11/25
If you choose DF cholesterol will take care of that in the n...
Irradiated pea-brained house sweet tailpipe
  08/11/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: hilarious chad becky

In this hypo you have to be in the tank as bad as disco fries or TDNW. You must choose a Patron Jew to follow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49171807)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: Olive ungodly hissy fit knife

candy ride sucks more RSF dick than anyone on this board. we're talking boatloads of cum. he always rushes to defend RSF if anyone criticizes him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49173704)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: azn "girl" cumming in TT's ass

See, eg: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761831&mc=13&forum_id=2#49180352

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49180447)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: aphrodisiac autistic roommate pozpig

CSLG at least pays for his friends. RSF: Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49171809)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Irradiated pea-brained house sweet tailpipe

cslg doesn’t have friends, LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49171892)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: hilarious chad becky

Can you two please stick to the hypo? This is a hypo thread. You must choose between two options.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49171906)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Irradiated pea-brained house sweet tailpipe

I can’t imagine anyone choosing to hang out with that sleazy rat faced weirdo vs with a chill drinking breh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49171913)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: hilarious chad becky

The hypo is open to all and everyone of different opinions. No one is right or wrong here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49171922)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Crimson concupiscible hospital

bbut where will i get the $1,000,000. Oh wait...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49175053)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: plum slap-happy boistinker

Is this asking if I want to be a CSLG sycophant or CSLG himself?

My answer is the same either way just want to be clear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49171927)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: hilarious chad becky

In the hypo you get to be kenny or chandler or disco fries. Not the man, but the man who worships the man. You have to be a full blown toadie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49171931)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Impressive histrionic jew hominid

BUT WHERE WILL I GET TEN MILLION DOLLARS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49171945)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: hilarious chad becky

Lmao jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49171950)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: beady-eyed garnet cuckoldry ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49171952)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: sapphire comical theatre

Suicide with a high caliber weapon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49172055)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: hilarious chad becky

Not a lot of fans of the hypo. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49172127)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: sapphire comical theatre

Death seems better than being an unabashed, unrepentant sycophant of anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49172154)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: naked address

A conjuring of the indicted sycophants was performed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49174704)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Hideous Silver Tank Background Story

lmao, I would never support or talk to RSF ever again if he treated me 1/100th as bad as clsg shits all over DF

hard for friendless dorks on xo to understand how simple this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49172233)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Irradiated pea-brained house sweet tailpipe

It's wild how that blubbery seal slaps and begs ratboi to throw him scraps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49172244)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2025 4:08 PM
Author: Hideous Silver Tank Background Story

he loves the abuse. very deranged psyche, the exact type of person that clsg attracts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49172315)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Vibrant foreskin home

CSLG is 180. From what I have seen, RSF is 120 and eaten up inside by guilt, shame, and maybe some repressed Judaism.

I’d take CSLG any day of the week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49172322)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Lemon locus

I wouldn't consider disco fries or TDNW to be sycophants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49172325)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: hilarious chad becky

That's what makes you Candy Ride tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49173586)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: Olive ungodly hissy fit knife

CR. you swallow way more of RSF's cum than anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49173702)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: territorial anal crackhouse indirect expression

i'd probably pick RSF.

80% chance with CSLG i'll at some point have to spend my time explaining away some disgusting and infamous public scandal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49173591)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: naked address

The point of both of them and of EPAH and Dirte and Tommy and so many others, is that their lives are so fantastically different from my own. They’re what make this whole soap opera entertaining and help me interrogate my own life choices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49173601)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: hilarious chad becky

Can you give an example of a time one of the aforementioned poasters was in a quirky life situation that you extracted a morality lesson from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49173603)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2025 11:54 PM
Author: naked address

“Should I open a side-hustle business with my spouse and our close friends?” Karma Sushi is my modern parable.

“Do I want to sail the world in retirement?” LJL, Tommy taught me so much about separating my escapist fantasies from my actual life goals.

“I recall my carefree and mildly dissolute youth fondly. What would it be like to go raging at nightclubs at this age? To chase young women?” RSF’s SO 180 Summer of Freedom makes me want to lie down for a nap just hearing about it.

“Goddamn I’m tired. Burning the candle at both ends with work and family. Maybe I should just skip the gym. What could go wrong?” I am absolutely the type of man where if I let go of all willpower I would wake up face down in a buttery to-go container of Alice Springs chicken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49173635)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 12:22 AM
Author: hilarious chad becky

This may be the most profound and unheralded scholarship in bort history. I tip my fedora to you, sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49173699)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: territorial anal crackhouse indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49173711)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Impressive histrionic jew hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49175066)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Irate Cocky Karate

one potential factor is the company that cslg keeps. would not want to be around those people more than once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49175043)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: hilarious chad becky

What's wrong with chandler? He seems alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49175067)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Crimson concupiscible hospital

RSF bcs I believe he can be rehabilitated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49175047)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: hilarious chad becky

What measures would you suggest to achieve this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49175069)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Crimson concupiscible hospital

more philanthropy and less hedonism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49175151)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: hilarious chad becky

The local weatherman is not forecasting that any time soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49175157)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Tantric Piazza Liquid Oxygen

so this hypo you are choosing to be disco fries or TDNW. is killself an option?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49175048)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: hilarious chad becky

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49175070)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Irradiated pea-brained house sweet tailpipe

If you choose DF cholesterol will take care of that in the next 2 years or so anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2).#49175078)