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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
Laughsome misanthropic toaster immigrant
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
tripping pale clown
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
Laughsome misanthropic toaster immigrant
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
tripping pale clown
  10/17/25
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Curious juggernaut chapel
  10/17/25
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Frisky Electric Legend
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
Fiercely-loyal saffron kitty faggot firefighter
  10/17/25
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Laughsome misanthropic toaster immigrant
  10/17/25
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rose thirsty university ladyboy
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
stirring bawdyhouse
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
Fiercely-loyal saffron kitty faggot firefighter
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
Fiercely-loyal saffron kitty faggot firefighter
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
Laughsome misanthropic toaster immigrant
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
wonderful fat ankles
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
Copper Racy Jap Idea He Suggested
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
Confused tanning salon coffee pot
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
Laughsome misanthropic toaster immigrant
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
Confused tanning salon coffee pot
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
scarlet erotic chad tattoo
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
Confused tanning salon coffee pot
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
Laughsome misanthropic toaster immigrant
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
pearly big-titted foreskin market
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
spectacular grizzly dopamine institution
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
Laughsome misanthropic toaster immigrant
  10/17/25
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Glittery Dog Poop
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
scarlet erotic chad tattoo
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
Curious juggernaut chapel
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
heady cuck old irish cottage
  10/17/25
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Laughsome misanthropic toaster immigrant
  10/17/25
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Glittery Dog Poop
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
Curious juggernaut chapel
  10/17/25
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rose thirsty university ladyboy
  10/17/25
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provocative weed whacker
  10/18/25
lol
Violet menage circlehead
  10/18/25
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pea-brained alpha
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
Adventurous slippery haunted graveyard principal's office
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
Laughsome misanthropic toaster immigrant
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
Adventurous slippery haunted graveyard principal's office
  10/17/25
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Laughsome misanthropic toaster immigrant
  10/17/25
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Frisky Electric Legend
  10/18/25
:(
irradiated stag film potus
  10/17/25
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ivory codepig sex offender
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
Amethyst brunch filthpig
  10/18/25
...
Carmine nowag pit
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
stirring bawdyhouse
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
Aromatic office
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
vigorous address electric furnace
  10/18/25
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ivory codepig sex offender
  10/18/25
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Fiercely-loyal saffron kitty faggot firefighter
  10/18/25
no homo at all
Laughsome misanthropic toaster immigrant
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Aromatic office
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
Fiercely-loyal saffron kitty faggot firefighter
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
vivacious elastic band
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
yellow medicated theater stage
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
drunken beady-eyed space
  10/18/25
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wonderful fat ankles
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
Adventurous slippery haunted graveyard principal's office
  10/18/25
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Laughsome misanthropic toaster immigrant
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Laughsome misanthropic toaster immigrant

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: tripping pale clown

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Laughsome misanthropic toaster immigrant

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: tripping pale clown

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Curious juggernaut chapel



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Frisky Electric Legend



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal saffron kitty faggot firefighter

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Laughsome misanthropic toaster immigrant



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: rose thirsty university ladyboy



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: stirring bawdyhouse

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal saffron kitty faggot firefighter

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal saffron kitty faggot firefighter

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Laughsome misanthropic toaster immigrant

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: wonderful fat ankles

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Copper Racy Jap Idea He Suggested

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Confused tanning salon coffee pot

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Laughsome misanthropic toaster immigrant

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Confused tanning salon coffee pot

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: scarlet erotic chad tattoo

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Confused tanning salon coffee pot

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Laughsome misanthropic toaster immigrant

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: pearly big-titted foreskin market

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: spectacular grizzly dopamine institution

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Laughsome misanthropic toaster immigrant

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Glittery Dog Poop



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: scarlet erotic chad tattoo

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Curious juggernaut chapel

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: heady cuck old irish cottage

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Laughsome misanthropic toaster immigrant



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Glittery Dog Poop



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Curious juggernaut chapel

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: rose thirsty university ladyboy



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: provocative weed whacker



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Violet menage circlehead

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: pea-brained alpha



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Adventurous slippery haunted graveyard principal's office

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Laughsome misanthropic toaster immigrant

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Adventurous slippery haunted graveyard principal's office

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Laughsome misanthropic toaster immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Frisky Electric Legend



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: irradiated stag film potus

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: ivory codepig sex offender



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Amethyst brunch filthpig

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Carmine nowag pit



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: stirring bawdyhouse

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Aromatic office

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: vigorous address electric furnace

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: ivory codepig sex offender



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal saffron kitty faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Laughsome misanthropic toaster immigrant

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Aromatic office

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal saffron kitty faggot firefighter

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: vivacious elastic band

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: yellow medicated theater stage

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: drunken beady-eyed space

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: wonderful fat ankles



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Adventurous slippery haunted graveyard principal's office

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Laughsome misanthropic toaster immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49359746)