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'I'm pregnant!' shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife.

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant...
bateful rambunctious shrine
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Know-it-all Hairraiser Whorehouse
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Heady people who are hurt
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Autistic Bawdyhouse
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180
histrionic temple
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crawly doctorate lay
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never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of ...
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Heady people who are hurt
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Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag ...
Alcoholic ruddy dilemma laser beams
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lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s
blue boyish private investor
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Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy wit...
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copper really tough guy
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copper really tough guy
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still funny.
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marvelous center
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Dun Persian
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well-lubricated area
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Charismatic beta office
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Still 180
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Charismatic beta office
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histrionic temple
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Heady people who are hurt
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Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxo...
blue boyish private investor
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MODS! *(minus "even in success")
Charismatic beta office
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?
blue boyish private investor
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?pls
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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: bateful rambunctious shrine

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

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Date: September 28th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: Know-it-all Hairraiser Whorehouse



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: Heady people who are hurt



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: Autistic Bawdyhouse



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: histrionic temple

180

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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: hairless balding home



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: crawly doctorate lay



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:20 AM
Author: orange racy station dopamine

never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of who he is thanks to op's vivid description

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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: Heady people who are hurt



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: Alcoholic ruddy dilemma laser beams

Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag about how much "audience pussy" he got and realized that it made Franzen extremely uncomfortable. From then on DFW made it a point to talk about and describe to Franzen the audience pussy he obtained throughout their book tours on a nightly basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2).#30957256)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: blue boyish private investor

lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s

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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: 180 Bull Headed Public Bath Police Squad

Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy with how little groupie pussy he got

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Date: August 26th, 2016 1:58 AM
Author: orange racy station dopamine



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: Heady people who are hurt



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:05 AM
Author: Transparent school becky



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:06 AM
Author: Mind-boggling chocolate organic girlfriend



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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: copper really tough guy



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: copper really tough guy



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: Nubile pistol queen of the night

still funny.

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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: cobalt appetizing corner cuckoldry



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: marvelous center



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Dun Persian



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: well-lubricated area



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Charismatic beta office



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Date: September 17th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: spectacular space place of business

Still 180

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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: Charismatic beta office



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: histrionic temple



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: Heady people who are hurt



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: blue boyish private investor

Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxoer. Neurotic, envious 130 IQ striver/grinder, who pretends he was one of the cool kids and even in success is utterly miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2).#34669491)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Charismatic beta office

MODS!

*(minus "even in success")

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: blue boyish private investor

?

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Charismatic beta office

?pls

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Insanely creepy chartreuse macaca



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Date: March 13th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: sapphire hilarious marketing idea



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: Razzle Dingle Berry Shitlib

If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gifts from the human race, would u submit the Corrections? Really?

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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: Lavender location newt



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Date: August 28th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: copper really tough guy



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: ferguson



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: autoadmit poaster



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