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Jurassic Park 1 & 2 but Jeff Goldblum's character is played by Jerry Seinfeld

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honey-headed contagious sanctuary
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HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared ...
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Mint abnormal hairy legs idea he suggested
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HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt
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Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upo...
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Razzle vengeful house headpube
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And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I me...
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*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a ...
green embarrassed to the bone wagecucks
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iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pa...
honey-headed contagious sanctuary
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it's a good book. i didn't really get ellison vibes from ...
green embarrassed to the bone wagecucks
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sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film a...
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*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: honey-headed contagious sanctuary



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: tan stage gunner

*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur*

Well, that’s a shame.

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: honey-headed contagious sanctuary



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: green embarrassed to the bone wagecucks



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Lascivious walnut library karate



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:26 AM
Author: aphrodisiac violet twinkling uncleanness dopamine

HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared no expense.

MALCOLM: I think I noticed a few vulnerabilities you may have overlooked.

*laughter*

HAMMOND: Vulnerabilities? Whatever do you mean?

MALCOLM: Those giant electrified fences, for instance. Did you ever consider what might happen if the power fails?

HAMMOND: That's extremely unlikely.

MALCOLM: Life, evolution, you and me here right now. That was extremely unlikely as well.

HAMMOND: The park is perfectly safe for our guests. We've considered every possibility.

MALCOLM: Well, I don't think you have.

*laughter*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: tan stage gunner



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:44 AM
Author: honey-headed contagious sanctuary



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Marvelous chest-beating pistol nursing home



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: honey-headed contagious sanctuary

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: green embarrassed to the bone wagecucks



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Mint abnormal hairy legs idea he suggested



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: green embarrassed to the bone wagecucks



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Lascivious walnut library karate

HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:45 AM
Author: honey-headed contagious sanctuary

Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upon meeting his black gymnast daughter in 2

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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Razzle vengeful house headpube



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: diverse haunted graveyard

And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I mean, Tyrannosaurus Rex? It's like, no wonder he's on a murderous rampage, you hear what his brother Oedipus did to their mom and dad?

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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:34 AM
Author: honey-headed contagious sanctuary



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Carnelian spot legend



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: green embarrassed to the bone wagecucks



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Citrine garrison



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: green embarrassed to the bone wagecucks

*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a dinosaur*

"Life, uh, finds a way."

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: honey-headed contagious sanctuary

iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pack of compsognathus while struggling to get up a hill

that book was actually really grim, reminded me of Ellison at times

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: green embarrassed to the bone wagecucks

it's a good book.

i didn't really get ellison vibes from it--the writing is much more straightforward than anything HE ever did, even in his earliest days, IMO--but I read the book when I was in junior high so maybe there's stuff I've missed.

you've read Sphere, right? That's my favorite Crichton (and that one actually does have some Ellisonian touches around the edges now that I think about it).

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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: honey-headed contagious sanctuary

sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film at some point but don't remember much of anything about it

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: painfully honest comical masturbator

Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian for the voice acting, a Mr. Kenny Bania, I'm sure you know his work."

Malcolm (Jerry): *winces*

They watch the video, and Hammond and Ellie laugh at all of Bania's dumb jokes.

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:20 AM
Author: honey-headed contagious sanctuary



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: green embarrassed to the bone wagecucks



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Marvelous chest-beating pistol nursing home



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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:08 PM
Author: Arab money sheikh



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: multi-colored amber native



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: umber cowardly forum crotch

*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: green embarrassed to the bone wagecucks



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: honey-headed contagious sanctuary



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: painfully honest comical masturbator



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Razzle vengeful house headpube



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Lascivious walnut library karate

The child Timmy Murphy find night-goggles in back of electric vehicle and start playing with them.

TimmyMurphy: "Oh cool, night vision!"

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "Dem be heavy?"

Tim Murphy nods yes.

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "If it over 7 pound, you kids put it down!"

Reluctantly, Timmy takes night vision goggles off as it begins to rain harder.



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: honey-headed contagious sanctuary



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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:08 PM
Author: Arab money sheikh



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