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I can see it in your eyes.You don't have a single fucking offer.

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM Author: variazns on a the...
splenetic factory reset button
  09/18/14
law students and lawyers all need to be gassed
Canary market
  09/18/14
the board was so fucking faggy back then
salmon school
  09/18/14
fair
Copper Disturbing People Who Are Hurt
  09/18/14
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Thriller menage useless brakes
  08/18/15
Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 lik...
peach institution shitlib
  02/26/16
No man
Silver hell
  03/08/16
ya it was basically paradise for jjc very unchill
Stimulating Cowardly Dingle Berry Electric Furnace
  02/26/16
damn, it really was
filthy base twinkling uncleanness
  02/26/16
CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in s...
lascivious fluffy pervert
  02/26/16
fuk u
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salmon school
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wonderful pocket flask
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Sadistic demanding parlor
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Exhilarant disrespectful jap university
  02/26/16
Lol fags
arousing lay
  02/26/16
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Exhilarant disrespectful jap university
  03/08/16
This is great. A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantr...
Titillating deer antler fanboi
  03/08/16
This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most t...
massive laughsome yarmulke
  03/08/16
I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts
Navy cocky garrison
  03/08/16
I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.
tan frum laser beams double fault
  03/08/16
pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and struc...
massive laughsome yarmulke
  03/08/16
pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you a...
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  03/08/16
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Exhilarant disrespectful jap university
  09/28/21
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Exhilarant disrespectful jap university
  02/15/22
Lul
Vivacious gas station
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splenetic factory reset button
  05/06/22
I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as &q...
burgundy indecent chad ladyboy
  05/06/22
cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come o...
ebony stock car toilet seat
  05/06/22
Are those classics archived/listed somewhere
burgundy indecent chad ladyboy
  05/06/22
not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask
ebony stock car toilet seat
  05/06/22
pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the great...
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Exhilarant disrespectful jap university
  10/11/23
GOAT
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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: splenetic factory reset button

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM

Author: variazns on a theme

I see you every time you walk down the halls. You recover from your zombie-like trance just long enough to avert your eyes away from mine. The semester has worn you down and what do you have to show for it? You are a stump of a man.

You hope I don't start up a conversation with you because you know it will lead to the inevitable. That talk and pitter patter about plans for the summer. Great summer plans of getting wined and dined in some far off city. Great plans of meeting new people and getting paid to do nothing. Because you didn't get a single fucking offer. And I can see the pain in your eyes.

I had more callbacks than you had first-interviews. I had more offers than the number of firms who would even deign to look at you twice. I've been to more cities in 4 weeks than you or your grandchildren will ever set foot in during their entire lives. Chicago, New York, LA. I can tell you which airlines fly from which terminals and how many feet you have to walk to get to the 6:50 flight to LaGuardia from the 5:30 flight from O'Hare. I've had more money thrown at me on a single dinner than you spent on food in an entire month. Because you had heard about the stories of excess. And they wouldn't even let you glance inside the window.

For me, normalcy begins again when I write my last exam for my last final of this semester. But for you, it never begins. I see you in the library paging through your casebook. I see you rush to each of your classes: a sense of urgency in the way you move. Because you lost the 1L race, and you'd like to move just a little faster for the 2L one.

I'm sorry my friend, but the life of the law is not only the life of the mind, it is the life of the mob. And to the mob, I cast my body thereupon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7042983)

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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Canary market

law students and lawyers all need to be gassed

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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: salmon school

the board was so fucking faggy back then

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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Copper Disturbing People Who Are Hurt

fair

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Date: August 18th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Thriller menage useless brakes



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: peach institution shitlib

Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 like it was some bastion of prestige, when in reality it was a bunch of asian strivers celebrating being kike slaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2).#29925358)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: Silver hell

No man

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Stimulating Cowardly Dingle Berry Electric Furnace

ya it was basically paradise for jjc

very unchill

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:11 PM
Author: filthy base twinkling uncleanness

damn, it really was

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: lascivious fluffy pervert

CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in some ways and worse in others. We pretty much all bought into prestige flame.

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Date: February 26th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Brindle excitant water buffalo indian lodge

fuk u

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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: salmon school



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: peach institution shitlib



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: wonderful pocket flask



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Date: January 10th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Sadistic demanding parlor



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:07 PM
Author: Exhilarant disrespectful jap university



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: arousing lay

Lol fags

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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Exhilarant disrespectful jap university



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:36 AM
Author: Titillating deer antler fanboi

This is great.

A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantries with a law student I had known from a scholarship programme, and he just would not look at me, make any eye contact with me. I understand now.

This is me. I reek with despair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2).#30007334)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 11:40 AM
Author: massive laughsome yarmulke

This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most things xo, it's all about the context in which it was posted. Of course, the dimwitted 22 year old TLS crossovers who have infested in this board wouldn't understand and automatically resort to "this is faggy, fuck libs!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2).#30008731)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Navy cocky garrison

I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts

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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: tan frum laser beams double fault

I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2).#30008981)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: massive laughsome yarmulke

pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and structured to become successful. It wasn't faggy for '05, but it is faggy for '16

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2).#30008989)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: tan frum laser beams double fault

pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you actually had the OPPORTUNITY to obtain a life of Models&Bottles.

Today, every gets either nojerb or barely $65/yr.

ITE has been very humbling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2).#30009008)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant disrespectful jap university



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: Exhilarant disrespectful jap university



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: Vivacious gas station

Lul

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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: Effete glittery tank ratface



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:55 PM
Author: splenetic factory reset button



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: burgundy indecent chad ladyboy

I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as "faggy past"

This place is truly a shit hole now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2).#44464977)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: ebony stock car toilet seat

cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come out of xo.

"S&C shoulder bag logo out" is another classic

UChicago shithole screed too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2).#44465001)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: burgundy indecent chad ladyboy

Are those classics archived/listed somewhere

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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: ebony stock car toilet seat

not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask

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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:05 PM
Author: Confused Claret Parlour

pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the greatest message board experiences of all time

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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: ebony stock car toilet seat



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: burgundy indecent chad ladyboy



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Date: October 11th, 2023 10:13 AM
Author: Exhilarant disrespectful jap university



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Date: January 16th, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: Razzmatazz locus

GOAT

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Date: September 6th, 2024 7:07 PM
Author: Exhilarant disrespectful jap university



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Date: July 28th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant disrespectful jap university



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