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Vivacious Smoky National Masturbator
  02/03/18
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Submissive area
  02/03/18
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Gold Apoplectic University Quadroon
  02/03/18
"im gay"
ivory cruise ship
  02/03/18
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startling provocative elastic band dragon
  02/03/18
"ur hired"
aqua aphrodisiac step-uncle's house hissy fit
  02/03/18
absolutely devastating
ivory cruise ship
  02/03/18
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ethereal connection
  10/24/25
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ethereal connection
  10/24/25
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Insane address weed whacker
  02/03/18
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ethereal connection
  10/24/25
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jet-lagged field mexican
  02/03/18
Sure. After majoring in political science, I attended one of...
Bateful Overrated Incel Coffee Pot
  02/03/18
Tell me about a time you handled a vicious attack from an un...
Vivacious Smoky National Masturbator
  02/03/18
Sure. During the last megapoaster madness, where I went all ...
Bateful Overrated Incel Coffee Pot
  02/03/18
I see. Can you go into a bit more specific detail about how ...
Vivacious Smoky National Masturbator
  02/03/18
Sure. Like I said, the key is to address the situation witho...
Bateful Overrated Incel Coffee Pot
  02/03/18
*subtle but unmistakable note of impatience enters my tone o...
Vivacious Smoky National Masturbator
  02/03/18
lol at this point in my career I'd probably say "I don'...
Bateful Overrated Incel Coffee Pot
  02/03/18
cr not to put up with this shit. i interviewed at Amazon...
Vivacious Smoky National Masturbator
  02/03/18
I'm OK with a hostile interviewer. What I am not OK with is ...
Bateful Overrated Incel Coffee Pot
  02/03/18
i niggerthread i hookerthread i gookthread i fake retire ...
floppy drunken mother
  02/03/18
This question is so easy yet so mysteriously hard for sooo m...
Heady Aggressive Filthpig
  02/03/18
it's impossible to answer without lying.
floppy drunken mother
  02/03/18
We're waiting...
Vivacious Smoky National Masturbator
  02/03/18
This is fucking child’s play lmao
Heady Aggressive Filthpig
  02/03/18
still waiting
Submissive area
  02/03/18
Well... thanks for coming in today. Your recruiter will foll...
Vivacious Smoky National Masturbator
  02/03/18
In all of my academic and professional experiences, I’ve dem...
Heady Aggressive Filthpig
  02/03/18
OK, breaking schtick here: That's a fucking horrible answer....
Vivacious Smoky National Masturbator
  02/03/18
I’m an investment banker with a 90% hit rate on high stress ...
Heady Aggressive Filthpig
  02/03/18
(JJC)
ocher spectacular pit
  02/03/18
lmao ok "Prodigy" here's a tip: get out of dan...
Vivacious Smoky National Masturbator
  02/03/18
I do like you more for getting that reference. Anyway suppos...
Heady Aggressive Filthpig
  02/03/18
why break schtick? that's exactly what any real interviewer ...
Gay Embarrassed To The Bone State
  02/03/18
Future thread readers: if autistic, professionally unsuccess...
Heady Aggressive Filthpig
  02/03/18
lmao JJJJJC!!!
Zippy Faggot Firefighter
  04/29/19
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avocado striped hyena
  02/03/18
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grizzly talented philosopher-king library
  04/15/18
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flickering idea he suggested
  04/15/18
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insecure locus wrinkle
  05/16/18
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Vivacious Smoky National Masturbator
  04/29/19
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Weed smoker 420
  10/24/25
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ethereal connection
  10/24/25


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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: Vivacious Smoky National Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315122)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: Submissive area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315124)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:42 PM
Author: Gold Apoplectic University Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315125)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:42 PM
Author: ivory cruise ship

"im gay"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315126)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: startling provocative elastic band dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315137)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:44 PM
Author: aqua aphrodisiac step-uncle's house hissy fit

"ur hired"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315141)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: ivory cruise ship

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315176)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: ethereal connection



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#49371265)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: ethereal connection



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#49371266)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Insane address weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315166)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: ethereal connection



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#49371267)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:42 PM
Author: jet-lagged field mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315135)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:44 PM
Author: Bateful Overrated Incel Coffee Pot

Sure. After majoring in political science, I attended one of America's top ranked law schools. It was there that I discovered the greatbort. I started out as a lurker before creating an account to ask for career advice. From there, I successfully transitioned to poasting about how askav and steez are actually 100% straight despite routinely engaging in activities that appear to be extremely homoerotic. The skills I developed in that position allowed me to become a big time IFNB poaster and later to expand into threads about how peterman takes enormous trucker cocks at our nation's interstate highway stops.

As you can see, I also have significant experience rating posters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315142)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Vivacious Smoky National Masturbator

Tell me about a time you handled a vicious attack from an unhinged pumo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315173)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: Bateful Overrated Incel Coffee Pot

Sure. During the last megapoaster madness, where I went all the way to the Elite 8, I was attacked by a quotemo who called me whiny and attention seeking. The important thing to understand about these guys is that they just want attention, and the best way to handle it is ignore their threads and quietly contact the mods if they out you. If you try to argue with them or make it clear that you consider it a big deal, you get into situations like RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315193)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:55 PM
Author: Vivacious Smoky National Masturbator

I see. Can you go into a bit more specific detail about how you handled the "megapoaster madness" situation and the outcomes your actions generated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315226)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: Bateful Overrated Incel Coffee Pot

Sure. Like I said, the key is to address the situation without replying to any of the deranged pumo's threads or making it obvious that you are addressing the situation. One of the things I like to do is log in with my alts and bump threads that are on the second or third page. This drops the deranged pumo's threads about me to the bottom of the screen, where they will get less attention and disappear more quickly. This often resolves the situation by itself. I can then contact mods a day or two later to remove the threads when they have fallen off XO's radar. This eliminates the problem without giving the pumo the immediate gratification of knowing that their psychotic spam has generated moderator attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315258)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Vivacious Smoky National Masturbator

*subtle but unmistakable note of impatience enters my tone of voice*

OK, so is that what you did in this specific instance, or is it a general description of your typical approach to this sort of situation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315289)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: Bateful Overrated Incel Coffee Pot

lol at this point in my career I'd probably say "I don't think this is going to work out" and leave if an interviewer got this anal on me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315302)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:07 PM
Author: Vivacious Smoky National Masturbator

cr not to put up with this shit.

i interviewed at Amazon a few months ago and the dweebs interviewing me were getting off so hard on fulfilling some "hardcore, no-bullshit interrogator" persona. wanted to shove them all in the same locker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315321)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: Bateful Overrated Incel Coffee Pot

I'm OK with a hostile interviewer. What I am not OK with is somebody who gets super anal over small distinctions or MAF that I'm not answering the exact question they asked. That is a sign that I would not enjoy the office culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315368)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: floppy drunken mother

i niggerthread

i hookerthread

i gookthread

i fake retire

i come back for more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315179)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: Heady Aggressive Filthpig

This question is so easy yet so mysteriously hard for sooo many people. There’s nothing worse than hearing someone ramble through their life story without highlighting what they think is good for the role.

A quality well thought out pitch gets you far as hell in my book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315182)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: floppy drunken mother

it's impossible to answer without lying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315188)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: Vivacious Smoky National Masturbator

We're waiting...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315190)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Heady Aggressive Filthpig

This is fucking child’s play lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315202)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:55 PM
Author: Submissive area

still waiting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315229)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: Vivacious Smoky National Masturbator

Well... thanks for coming in today. Your recruiter will follow up with you if we decide to move forward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315232)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Heady Aggressive Filthpig

In all of my academic and professional experiences, I’ve demonstrated that I’m an excellent fit for X.

At X school, I did well in [Relevant classes] and solidified my interest in [field of job you’re interviewinf for]

I took [first job] because [rational reasons that follow from what you said before]. I learned X and excelled at [relevant shit]. Over time [logical reason for next job]

[Repeat as needed for subsequent jobs]

Going forward, id love to leverage my [skills you’ve already discussed above] in a role that provides [stuff that the job has that you’ve already proven you care about]. I’m confident this opportunity is an excellent fit and I’m excited to learn more about the role

*mic drop*

Fucking autists. It’s about pulling specific items from your story that highlight relevant skills so that it flows logically and makes you seem like the perfect candidate. Be salesy. Over time you’ll have it memorized and will be able to make subtle changes based on the particulars of the role you’re interviewjng for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315249)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: Vivacious Smoky National Masturbator

OK, breaking schtick here: That's a fucking horrible answer. Please tell me you're 21 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315265)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: Heady Aggressive Filthpig

I’m an investment banker with a 90% hit rate on high stress interviews where your story is scrutinized especially closely. Sup.

I think jay-z once said “don’t bark up that tree, that tree will fall on you”

Seems relevant here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315274)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: ocher spectacular pit

(JJC)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315308)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Vivacious Smoky National Masturbator

lmao ok "Prodigy"

here's a tip: get out of dancing monkey frame early in the interview and they'll be far less "high stress." I know those Starbucks managers can grill you pretty hard, and we all want to see you succeed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315343)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Heady Aggressive Filthpig

I do like you more for getting that reference. Anyway suppose someone asks:

What are the principal levers that drive value in an LBO?

Walk me through the purchase accounting adjustments to the pro forma balance sheet in a stock merger

I just interviewed a guy with an engineering degree from MIT. Why should I hire you instead?

The interviews are often purposely high stress because interviewers are often shitheads and people use challenging questions to determine how you deal with pressure on the job.

It’s tough to convey whether or not I’m in what you call a dancing monkey frame without hearing and seeing my schpiel. The fact that you’re drawing conclusions based on that bare bones outline is more concerning than anything else - you can either be relaxed or figity, speaking too quickly or at a measured pace, be alternating tone or speaking in monotone like you’re reading a script, ect. What you say specifically is like only a quarter of the battle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315383)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:04 PM
Author: Gay Embarrassed To The Bone State

why break schtick? that's exactly what any real interviewer would say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315298)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:07 PM
Author: Heady Aggressive Filthpig

Future thread readers: if autistic, professionally unsuccessful xoxo posters dispute a particular approach to human communication, you’re likely better off following it dogmatically

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315316)



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Date: April 29th, 2019 12:07 AM
Author: Zippy Faggot Firefighter

lmao JJJJJC!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#38157779)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: avocado striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315207)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 6:15 PM
Author: grizzly talented philosopher-king library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35846874)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: flickering idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35847024)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: insecure locus wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#36063456)



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Date: April 29th, 2019 12:04 AM
Author: Vivacious Smoky National Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#38157763)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Weed smoker 420



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#49371263)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: ethereal connection



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#49371268)